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The rules are simple.
Don't take if you don't wanna give.
That's the meaning of life.
Say no to premarital sex.
Say NO to premarital EXTORTION.
If you go into a relationship with a guy and you define the terms at the beginning, stick by those terms.
Keep in mind that no one, I repeat, no human being wants to play a lose game.
A man is giving you money, expensive gifts. You keep collecting and demanding for more.
When he eventually asks for sex, you cry foul.
Ok...
Take note that you can not eat your cake and have it.
Ladies should learn to humbly and sincerely reject bogus gifts from guys they are dating.
Don't turn someone to an ATM except you are ready to become an AFM.

Kneephy:
I smell lion in fact I smell tiger

Your nose is not working properly, otherwise you'll smell what I smell.
Chimpanzees and gorillas!!

Poverty alert!
**Viewing thread from afar.
So you paid #10k for a hotel in a city and you're proud to talk about it?
Chai!!
Sense please locate this one quick quick!!
And he's even complaining about breakfast?
The owners of the hotel must be real charity workers.
May I never get to this level, Amen.

Isn't this sexual harassment?

faithfull18:
Diamond digger.

More like bronze excavator.
I won't charge more than 30℅ you know.

Well...
Over and out is all I've got to say.
In case she needs a husband who'll treat her like a total queen, wake me up. I have someone for her.
Absolutely handsome, has 7-packs and is extremely a star in the game of unclothedness.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright


Because our oversabi too much
When our man sits down for aso rock that year....we say he nor good..we chase am...and bring in buhari

Now we are going to suffer for 659 years
Anyway what do I know...am just a drunkard, a weed smoker and a pussy banger

You are still much better than the certificateless stockfish living off our money somewhere in the middle belt region of Nigeria.

TheRealProphet:
She ain't pregnant bruv. She's not the bitc*ing type...she wants another gal, she said she wants it to be 2 boys & 2 gals.

That's so cool.
Glad to know that someone can fix pwusee or deeck for babies once they are conceived.
As soon as I get married, I'll contact your wife to fix my baby's organ in the womb.
She's doing well...
Well, to your dilemma,
You obviously didn't discuss that angle of number of kids before you got married.
Too bad.
Just find a way to deal with it.
She's going to make life difficult for you if you refuse to have another baby. Just make sure you discuss the afterwards (possibly make her sign an undertaking) in case the fourth baby turns out to be a boy. That'll be 3:1 and she'll want another 2 girls.
Hmmmmmm

I am not pro Trump.
But where is the message please?

N200, 000;
N300, 000;
N500, 000;
Sure odds!
People get mind sha!
Money for plot of land ooooooo

Happy married life.

Good.
More of those to come.
More money to doll out.
2023 packaging in top gear.

bjtinz:
Cool down abeg. They are largely similar in their mode of operation.

I hear you ooo...
Oga operations modulator.
But entering Uber and alighting from Taxify?
I'm still in severe shock sir.
Plus:
the write also said the quotation couldn't be sent via WhatsApp as usual because the contract was very huge.
Makes sense to you?
I send an enter business presentation on ppt via WhatsApp and someone can not draft a quotation in doc. and send via WhatsApp because it's "huge"?
C'mon man, I'm just commenting for fun not that I take the story any serious.

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pozehnani:
Hi young ladies in the house. Please this is to alert you guys on how people are being robbed these days.

My choir member ( a young girl) was robbed few days ago by a potential client. She's into catering and does breakfast for companies on request as well.

This lady met a guy sometime last month or thereabout and they exchanged contact. The guy was always calling her but she would tell him she's busy due to the nature of her biz. So, this prompted the guy to ask what she's into and she told him. Fast forward to a week ago, the guy said he wants her to cater for his staff breakfast at the office and asked for a quotation. She couldn't do the draft and send via WhatsApp as usual because the contract was a huge one. So they agreed to meet one on one to discuss better.

The D day came and she told the guy she would be coming with a friend, he said it was fine. She later got another of her friend to join them making them three girls. So they set out in an Uber. When they got to where the guys were ( Onikan police station in ikoyi) they alighted from the taxify and entered the guys car. Immediately they drove past the station, she said they put the car on child lock. She said it dawned on her immediately that they had entered one chance.

The guys were three in number. The guy immediately changed his tone and began to collect their stuff. He collected iphone, her friends iPhone and Android, their purses with cash in it, chains and even asked if she has an iPod. when she tried to ask what she did, the guy slapped her across the face.

They collected her friends' ATM card and requested for the pin. They said one of them would go and withdraw the money and if they find out the pin is not correct, they'll shoot them all. After she gave them the pin, they changed their mind and decided to drop them at dolphin estate obalende and sped off. She said by the time they could reach customer care line of her friends bank, she was told 5 withdrawals of 10k has been made. They emptied her account.

As I type this, I'm still shocked for her. Imagine robbery in broad daylight. Though it was on a Sunday and ikoyi is always deserted on Sundays that was why they were able to carry out their evil without fear.

Please be careful how and where you meet people. Some will pose as client. Just be careful. Not every one who claims to be a client is actually one.

I'm still shocked.

I'm still in shock too.
Entered Uber and alighted from a taxify.
Well done ooo... Oga Uberxify

Somebody should give me her number please.
I want to ask her something.

What a fantastic addition to your CV hanty.
Keep it up.
Las las, you no tell any one.

tillaman:
Just cause he couldn’t answer a question??
I thought they said Cain(s) are not allowed in private schools
Go easy champ and as for the teacher for how long will you run??
Sad

No, Cains are not allowed.
Only Abels are allowed now.
On a more serious note, teachers both in public and private schools should desist from administering any form of corporal punishment on students. A good number of children you see this days have underlying health issues that even the parents may not know yet.
If a child dies from another cause when being punished by a teacher, the teacher must face the wrath of the law.
Majority of these kind of problems are caused by school owners.
They employ just anyone who can read and write just to pay less.
A real 21st century teacher by training knows how to deal with students without administering any form of corporal punishment.

Vibrators can make you cum but won't deposit cum in you.
You need some good cum to refresh.

Bob "blokos bobby" Risky.
Sex: Male
Gender: Female
Oh no!
I rest my case.

Smart move from South Korea.
Trump supported The Korean.
WTO postpones meeting.
Trump loses election.
If they kept in the race, WTO may not sit until Biden is sworn in.
Biden will support NOI.
Koreans will be in Biden's bad book.
They can't afford that.
So...
Off goes the Korean.
Go, NOI go!!

Ok.
Let's transform Nigeria then.
Hope it's that kind of transformer oo

Zzor:
Range Rover evoque, had to reject it,a very expensive gold necklace and wristwatch

I was there. He was begging, and begging and begging. He even promised to take you to the Bahamas.
And then your grandma woke you up that it's time to go sell bread and ewa.

shamsin6300:
How can I tag mod to push this to front page?

Just wondering what's special about front page.
Is there a reward? Cos if it doesn't translate to a CREDIT ALERT, it's useless to me.

I don't care who's contesting 2023 or who's not.
I'm more concerned about the permutations for 2027. The consultations have already begun.

Can you imagine!
And I'm paying #35 000 to collect mine somewhere in North Central Nigeria.
Chai!
There's God oo!!!

Wow!
So he's concerned that people now mock him?
Truly he is as zombie-ic as the rest of them.
Someone who should have mocked himself a long time ago!
Anyway, I'm sure his Messiah Bubu is worth suffering for. He should enjoy the show.

Thank God Kwara people saw the evil in Saraki and made sure he left power.
Can't you see how Kwara is developing rapidly?
I heard that Kwara will soon overtake Dubai and Switzerland.
Don't ask me for my source, I can hear gossips from Uranus sometimes.
Hello Kwara people and the change crew, how market?

Great.
May we not end up with 10 seconds man or a "log of wood" woman.
And if you do, may God give you the fortitude to carry your "undroppable" cross.
Amen.

Look at the communicants' trousers and footwears and you'll understand the whole situation.

So there's actually kryptonite on earth?
This is good news!

ReluctantAdult:
The test was overpassed then

You can say that again!
Some ladies can be devilishly in love if there's anything like that.