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Sports / Re: Nigerian Olympic Football Team Stranded In Atlanta by DEngineer(m): 7:35am On Aug 04, 2016
Oh so that left the shores of Nigeria without a plan right?.

Some people will blame the Presidency for this lapse by the NFF.

We dey wait
Career / Re: Why Konga Sacks Workers Every Six Months by DEngineer(m): 1:20pm On Aug 03, 2016
Only in Naija

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Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo's COZA Pilot Crew (photos) by DEngineer(m): 6:46pm On Jul 05, 2016
This doesn't look like a church, I see a huge business enterprise.....

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Travel / Re: African Man Beats 2 Policemen In Milan, Italy, As He Resists Being Deported by DEngineer(m): 6:16pm On Jul 04, 2016
Is the use of "taser" a crime in london??
Pets / Re: I Find It Difficult To Keep These Birds As Pet, Help by DEngineer(m): 10:06pm On Jun 28, 2016
Op is that yellow fluid coming from the dead bird?, am I the only one who think this is unsafe?.

You need a pet, go to pet shop.

What you are doing is like taking a man of the street (his natural domain) and put him in confined space (prison).

What do you think birds do with wings......FLYYYYY OP.

Stop killing them.

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Crime / Re: (photo) SCAMMERS ALERT: New Method Used To Defraud Unsuspecting Gtbank Customers by DEngineer(m): 2:38pm On Jun 09, 2016
Not every internet users know what you guys know, but almost all internet users visit Nairaland at least once in a day, it's why we need to reach out to Millions of unsuspecting Nigerians before they become victims, many people will see this and inform their parents, brothers, sisters etc.
Crime / (photo) SCAMMERS ALERT: New Method Used To Defraud Unsuspecting Gtbank Customers by DEngineer(m): 1:54pm On Jun 09, 2016
Fellow Nigerians, Things are hard now for almost everyone and it is no news that internet fraud is on the increase, since most banking transactions this days are directed to online services to decongest the banking hall among other reasons, most bank customers are mere end users of Internet services (emai, sign up, etc), and very few can identify a supposed threat to our bank accounts.

I got this email saying I subscribed to Ndani TV from Using my GTBank details and I will be charged 15k plus, first of all I don't like TV so I am a wrong prey for them, plus am also into IT security so I know when I see a spoofing or sniffing kind of malware.

Please Nigerians don't be caught unaware by the scammers tactics, no one wants unnecessary debit in their accounts. The scammers always mention a debit to unsettle you and make you click the link provided in their email.

I hope this help innocent hardworking people who doesn't know how to identify threats to their bank accounts.

The pictures here are for the email I got and the sender claiming to be from GTBank.

Please Lalasticlala, assist Nigerians secure their hard earned money before a victim jumps into the lagoon. Nairaland has always remain the best naija forum we all run to everyday when we need our voices to be heard.

Car Talk / Re: 11 Amazing Facts You Didn’t Know About Car's by DEngineer(m): 6:50am On Apr 30, 2016
Over 50% car users in NIGERIA believe that the use of AC burns the fuel the way stove burns kerosene, hence they roll down their glasses and swallow dusts everyday.

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Sports / Re: Egypt Vs Nigeria: Player Rating by DEngineer(m): 9:17pm On Mar 29, 2016
Did anyone notice a change in the attacking strength of the super eagles when that arsenal guy (chuka iwobi) was introduced......selection killed this game......musa has no business there......simon moses and moses would have been a better way to start......we needed an unpredictable wingers.......plus Mikel always slow things down chai.......abeg he is never in a hurry.....even at 10 minutes to go and a goal down.

I felt pained for the humble new guys that left a chance to play for other countries and chosed nigeria yet no future for the super eagles.

Just thinking out loud

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Politics / Re: Alleged Invasion: DSS Only Succeeded In Tarnishing Own Image – Fayose by DEngineer(m): 11:03am On Mar 28, 2016
I dreamt over night that FAYOSE was in a serious trouble courtesy of the presidency....my dreams come true......warn him if u r close to him.

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Religion / Re: Little Kids Talked About Easter (video) by DEngineer(m): 11:00am On Mar 28, 2016
If na snake, tonto dikeh, jumoke and or kipnad......the comment go don reach 3 pages. ......seems 90% of NL users are major hypocrites.

Just thinking out loud.

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Crime / Re: Army Colonel Abducted In Kaduna by DEngineer(m): 5:22pm On Mar 27, 2016
Consequences of failed PAST governance.
Sports / Re: Picture Of Ighalo Before And After Fame. by DEngineer(m): 7:56pm On Mar 01, 2016
My story will blow your mind soon
Politics / Re: Each Time I Travel On Benin-ore Express Road, I Can't But Say God Bless GEJ by DEngineer(m): 3:14pm On Feb 27, 2016
Hypocrites everywhere, what about shagamu to that Ore, where port-holes made me almost crashed my car. ..just port-holes. GEJ ko....GPRS ni.....shioor.....incase you don't know what u deserve. ..all this projects are long overdue for implementation.
shocker007:
I don't really know what VP Osinbajo is saying about GEJ not building any new road, but if you are familiar with Benin-Ore road before now.
We know this roads can take hours of our time to travel on.
But ever since GEJ worked on it. The road is a bliss till today and i can't but keep saying God will bless that man.

Except if the VP meant Creating a New Road Path and not Revamping the already destroyed ones.
Even as at that, what do we need New Road Path for? undecided

I only wish Politics isn't played this way and people get to work more than they talk.

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Romance / Re: FakePregnancy: Guy Makes Lady Purge Almost To Death by DEngineer(m): 5:17pm On Feb 14, 2016
Hmmmm 5 Bisacodyl.......the lady would have almost passed her intestine out......Bisacodyl is very powerful.......extremely powerful, dont ever use it if you plan to leave your house.....infact try live near the toilet
Celebrities / Re: Bimbo Akintola Looks Slimmed-down And Young In New Photos by DEngineer(m): 2:43pm On Feb 01, 2016
The trend of obsession with body this days ehn..........this photo today that tomorrow.
Education / Re: Can A Lecturer Actually Do This? by DEngineer(m): 1:55pm On Jan 27, 2016
Go explain to his close colleague (lecturer), that colleague must be someone that like you enough to apologize in your behalf. Do so on time else you are joking with carry over.
Romance / Re: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by DEngineer(m): 8:59am On Jan 07, 2016
Your woman is not matured and can not prioritize her desires, getting married is easy, who u end up with is the issue, you need to collect the phone and break it to pieces and tell her u r leaving the relationship with all seriousness. Give her a nokia torchlight phone. And make sure u r d man. You don't treat ladies with kid gloves. They are all the same. If u love her as u claim. You will save her from "self destruct" cuz i bliv someone is already on that chat list trying to take chances with her. Act now bro.

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Career / Re: Job Resignation. .. by DEngineer(m): 8:51am On Jan 07, 2016
Bros, all the people asking you to go have no idea wat a "field engineer" do.......am a field engineer (Telecomms), i can get to be posted to lekki where there are no area boys palava and work is fine. .....i got posted to idimu sometimes where everyone is a potential area boy. Such is wat u find in field engineering. I grew up in kano 1985 - 1999. Many people are right about kano being safe so that's a plus. But some areas in kano are also deadly. You must also take great caution if ur job involves climbing the mast cuz from my experience working field engineering in d north. You will get to see naked hausa wives from above and the husband wount hesitate to shoot u down with arrows. Always notify the community weneva u have to carry out an all night job or climb up. So bro go to kano........God will guide u. And use ur head, if u r a good Christian, don't go about preaching the gospel of Jesus in public or in office, they will laff with u and at d first opportunity, they will mark u out and hurt u. Try blend in. You will make more money there than in lagos. I guess u got ur job pretty fairly cuz no one wants to go to kano........lastly, don't expect a closely knitted settlement where one site of work is close to the other. Kano is large and hav a desert looking terrain, so ask for security personnel while going far away from the city. You must follow my advice to stay alive in kano......if you womanize, don't mess with their pretty daughters, if u drink don't try it in public, all this rules applies cuz u r a field engineer. Most likely u will not b going to a office, ull get your daily assignment via email and from home you will head to work. Go to kano, show your mum this reply. Its real life story. You will likely become a better man living in kano dan u will be living wherever here down south. Naija no get job o.......take this one and add value to yourself academically. God bless you.....
Nairaland / General / Re: Shocking World Tragedies Of 2015. by DEngineer(m): 6:58pm On Dec 30, 2015
Nothing about the shootings in UNITED STATES. They were indeed massive.
Family / Re: My Brother's Fiancee Is An Ex-prostitute Have Slept With. Should I Tell by DEngineer(m): 7:20am On Sep 26, 2015
One Day your brother will be a very sad, unhappy husband because the LovePeddler would not be able to conceive. Out of frustration the wife (ur LovePeddler) will tell your brother you were her regular customer and your brother will most likely hate you forever because you knew from the beginning, yet u kept mute.

Your brother most likely met her neutrally and slept with her and found out she is good in bed, plus the girl is probably looking for a man to settle down with hence ur brother was d one trap caught.

1. Whores use juju, incase u don't know
2. I worked in a hotel and i c how some clients use this girls for one ritual or the other. ....not life threatening.
3. Your LovePeddler will certainly bleep one or two of her numerous clients after marriage. I swear on my life about this.
4. Though God forgive us all. But i doubt your brother will have peace in this union should he go ahead to marry her. This has nothing to do with self pity.
5. What marriage is on social media is not what it is in practice. Tell your brother.
6. This will end badly.
Romance / Re: In The Thighs Of A Seductress by DEngineer(m): 10:38pm On Aug 19, 2015
My grandma write better than u......the hell r u from.
Politics / Photo: The Victims Of The Crashed Bristow Helicopter by DEngineer(m): 4:26pm On Aug 13, 2015
May God give the family and friends the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss. May this never happen to our airspace again. Amen

So sad this young handsome men had to go.

MOD abeg help me (long time member) push this to front page. Many nigerian don't know who might have been in the crash

Politics / Re: Lady Spotted VP Yemi Osinbajo At An Eatery And This Happened... by DEngineer(m): 9:16am On Aug 02, 2015
Lattop:
Wetin u wan make I do to dis
she want you to remember how hard it was to see officials of the past administration. Are you that dull? Or you are being TANoid

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Gives Birth To A Boy (Photo) by DEngineer(m): 2:31pm On Jul 22, 2015
Congratulations Oga Tbillz
Family / Re: PHOTOS: Driver Knocked Out Two Teeth From His Baby Mama by DEngineer(m): 12:01pm On Jul 14, 2015
Holy cow shocked shocked
Travel / Re: Police In UAE Search For Nigerian Man Who Impregnated Unmarried Woman by DEngineer(m): 12:59pm On Jul 13, 2015
bet you the man is in naija already.....UAE is tough on their laws and its a certain prison term for the man. U can not even hold hand in public in UAE unless the woman is ur relative or ur wife. No foreigner is allowed to toast a UAE national.
Travel / Re: Police In UAE Search For Nigerian Man Who Impregnated Unmarried Woman by DEngineer(m): 12:41pm On Jul 13, 2015
I bet you the man is in naija already.....UAE is tough on their laws and its a certain prison term for the man. U can not even hold hand in public in UAE unless the woman is ur relative or ur wife. No foreigner is allowed to toast a UAE national.

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Phones / Re: Do People Still Fall For This?! by DEngineer(m): 12:30pm On Jul 13, 2015
I hate free things they always come with grave consequencies just like free punny.

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Career / Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by DEngineer(m): 12:28pm On Jul 13, 2015
I hate corrupt lawyers
Car Talk / Re: Help! My Mechanic Is Driving Me CRAZY by DEngineer(m): 12:24pm On Jul 13, 2015
robedu:
I drive toyota avensis 2007.

And my mechanic is making life a living hell for me, when the car has issue, most times i cannot be repaired once, he will repair the first, bring it and the same thing will happen and he will do it again, sometimes it takes up to 3 to 4 times to get one issue resolved.

The one that happen now is so annoying, last week the car accelerator at some point will not move fast even if you press with all your power and finally it will stop. and then i will start it again.

My Mechanic came to pick it up, fix it and bring it for me on Sunday and on Monday the same thing happen.

Will i ever be able to get a good mechanic to help me out on a low budget. i am so tired, im even crying

One way to end your problem if you are in lagos is to visit AUTOMEDICS at LTV compound Agidingbi before your car burst into flame on speed. Mechanics sometimes are assholes. Always never allow ur mechanic fix anything behind your back, stay there with him, like am here right now on wheel balancing and alignment and am all eyes on them. Call 08033335541, 08095718075, 08095718087.

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