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A very confused government. Always seeking for the quickest way out.

Nigeria is a big joke.

American Embassy is a place to be if you want to how desperate people are to leave this county.

Well in the history of American embassy Lagos. I was the first person to use the =N= 1,000 bill for visa application back in October 14, 2005.

Clearly I was denied on ground of probabilities.

I love those guys, they do their job.

Living a couples life. ........ You are ona long thing

First of all, I salute d OP, uv responded well to sarcasms.

The child is female, start buying female things.

don't u think 2 years is too long to use implanon or IUCD as its popularly called.

Lastly, all the best and stay safe.

@lagosShia, incase u care, SHIRK is simply associating paartners with Allah, the names on d wall of ka'aba doesn't signify shirk in its real sense.

Its like saying because we have past nigerian leaders and patriots on d naira, then we r worshipping them.

Now I just got another reason verify the saying of Allah "know me before you worship me, for if you don't know me, you wount know how to worship me".

The prophet mohammed (S.A.W) also said "All actions are backed by intentions", you may have difficulty having the wisdom that u crave if all your intent and purpose is to use it against ISLAM.

May ALLAH guide us ameen.

Why are you selling the car? This is naija o, cheap things always comes with motives, I no trust oga victor.

Camera of that magnitude can hardly capture the guest next to t-billz without capturing him.
camera men/photo journalist should learn to respect people's privacy.


Btw if t-billz owe u, its another story, no capture him photo without permission, na so media dey start, if no be say Annie Idibia mature, Eva for put oga tuface for gbege again.

I am really interested in knowing the selection procedure used by the MODS to push topics to frontpage.

AINT ANYONE CURIOUS?

veraponpo: Google is your friend... Stop lying

Sorry pal, I meant 42years old, my bad

One would wonder how 46 years old Nollywood actress Kate Henshaw danced so vigorously to skelewu, well skelewu is still threading hot in the music industry so this video couldn't have been when she was in her twenties.

I hope it makes FP, none of my contribution to my best online forum - Nairaland made the FP

http://naijabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Naijabang.com_kate-henshaw-doing-the-skelewu-dance-ff-@NaijaBang_Com.mp4

Click like if you think the lagos-ibadan road need spiritual cleansing by TB joshua

RIP to the dead, I drove on that road and it was hell.

It is no longer a rumor that the best place for acccurate information on education matters is on NAIRALAND.

I am however confident that I will be satisfied with the responses of my fellow NL.

Does anyone have information about the Batch C exemption letters from NYSC for those that are exempted from serving. The student affairs in my school said the exemption letters for batch C would arrive by late november and that they have the batch B exemption letters in their custody.

If you are exempted or have friends or relatives that are exempted for the batch C november posting, please give us information as to whether the exemption letters are aready.

Plus why can't the letters arrive same time with d call-up letters, I just have no confidence in the system naija use to delay her citizens, now my chance of landing a job on time has to wait till I get the letter, I pray it come end of the month as stated.

Please ur responses will benefit a lot of people waiting for the exemption letter from NYSC for the Batch C november posting.

Naija, always in the news.

Please anyone with the link to download the performance, for those that dint make it to expo hall.

Oga OP, u want people to be cautios, you did not mention the name of the station and location.

Please specify the details asap

Hmmmm, human being sha. karshen duniya.

Am still trying to find out why I hate gatherings like this.

I get why my wife said I wount like to grace the event.

No naija forum like nairaland. Hit LIKE if u think am right

BRIEF FOR GRADUANDS
Graduands are please requested to note
the following information:
i) The 2012/2013 academic
session statutorily commenced on 1 st
August, 2012 and ended on 31st July, 2013.
All convoking graduands are advised to
check their names on the list of graduands
displayed on the University Website –
www.unilorin.edu.ng
ii) Each graduand shall be allowed a
maximum of two (2) guests. Invitation
cards for such guests will be issued to
graduands when they arrive to collect their
academic outfits. Children will not be
allowed into the University Auditorium.
iii) It is mandatory for all graduands to
pay for the following items, except
otherwise indicated, irrespective of whether
or not they attend the convocation
ceremony:
a) Purchase of Ph.D. Academic Gown
(Mandatory for Ph.D. graduands) -
N 15,000.00
b) Purchase of Academic Outfits (First or
Master’s Degree) (optional) -
N 11,000.00
c) Hire of Academic Outfits (First or
Master’s Degrees) -
N 2,000.00
d) Order of Proceedings
- N1,500.00
e) Certificate Scrolls (to be distributed by
Alumni Association) - N750.00
f) University Convocation T-Shirt
- N1,500.00
g) Registration as an Alumnus -
Postgraduate - N1,500.00
- Undergraduate
- N1,000.00
iv) Order of Proceedings, Certificate
Scrolls and Certificates will be available for
collection immediately after the
Convocation Lecture on Monday, 21 st
October, 2013 in the University Auditorium
on presentation of evidence of payment of
appropriate charges.
v) Graduands are expected to attend a
rehearsal of the Academic Procession which
will hold at 4.00 p.m. on Sunday, 20 th
October, 2013 in the premises of the
University Auditorium.
vi) It is compulsory for all graduands
who will attend the convocation
ceremonies to participate in the Academic
Procession and wear the approved
academic outfits. On the days of
Convocation, Academic gowns are limited
and will be distributed an 1st come 1 st
served basis.
vii) All graduands are expected to be
formally dressed in full English wear (i.e.
suit, shirt and tie for men and skirt suit/
skirt and blouse or gown for ladies) OR full
national dress.
viii) Graduands hiring academic gowns
are expected to pay a refundable deposit of
two thousand, five hundred Naira
(N2,500.00) in cash to their Faculty Officers
OR submit to their respective Faculty
Officers a Guarantor Form duly completed
by a staff member of the University. This
payment is outside the non refundable fee
of N2,000.00 in (iiic) above, please.
ix) All hired gowns should be returned
by the graduands to their respective Faculty
Officers not later than Friday, 25 th
October, 2013. Gowns returned after that
date will attract a fine of Fifty Naira
(N50.00) per day.
MODE OF PAYMENT
i) Graduands should make their
payment with Automated Teller Machine
(ATM). The (ATM) cards acceptable for use
are master and verve cards. Each
granduand should ensure that the amount
in their account is up to the value of the
required convocation charges before loging
into the Unilorin portal for payment.
a)Based on (iii) (a – g) above, first degree
graduands are to pay a total sum of six
thousand, seven hundred and fifty Naira
(N 6,750.00), Higher Degree graduands
(excluding Ph.D.), seven thousand, two
hundred and fifty Naira (N 7, 250.00) while
Ph.D. graduands, are to pay five thousand,
two hundred and fifty Naira (N5,250.00)
only. Candidates would be expected to pay
bank charges of two hundred and fifty
Naira (N 250.00) in addition to these
charges.
Payment for the Convocation materials in iii
(a – g) above shall commence from
Monday, 14 th October, 2013.
Graduands are advised to pay early so as to
avoid last minute rush.
PROCUREMENT OF
ACADEMIC GOWNS
Interested graduands are to
note that while the purchase of the
University’s academic gown is mandatory
for PhD. graduands at a negotiated price of
Fifteen Thousand Naira (N15, 000.00) only,
Master’s and first degree graduands are
encouraged to purchase theirs at a
negotiated price of Eleven Thousand Naira
Only (N 11,000).
While purchase of While purchase of academic
gowns by First and Master’s Degree
graduands is optional, acquisition of the
gowns for personal use is encouraged as a
mark of permanent identification with the
University of Ilorin.
Graduands wishing to
purchase academic gowns are advised to
pay the appropriate sum directly to Messrs
Ola Dandy Tailors & Co., 33, Oke-Bola Road,
Ibadan (Zenith Bank Plc, Dugbe Branch,
Account No: 1011711062 - Ola Dandy
Tailors & Company), makers of the gown.
To facilitate the procurement of individual
gowns, each graduand is required to
contact Messrs Ola Dandy Tailors & Co., on
+2348028990229 and +2348059202500
OTHER REQUIREMENT
On arrival on the campus, all
graduands are required to register as
members with the University of Ilorin
Alumni Association at the National Alumni
Secretariat, University of Ilorin. Release of
certificate is dependent on evidence of
registration.
(Signed)
E. D. Obafemi
Registrar

On another thread someone said going to america na mistake, SMH for nigeria.

The argument has proven the point, so as the man, I always apologize and shortly after my woman apologize too and say jokingly, "ur wahala is too much wizard".

NB: I always love her more when we after any argument.

YES, under the circumstances that led to our seperation. (me and my Ex)

You should be categorical about the "EX", in many cases you lose communication with ur partner and moved on with another, knowing fully well that u love him/her so much.

Would I play it cool should I be in a cold quiet room alone with her for the night.?

I bet you have answered it in your mind..helll NO

Well this doesn't look good for the NFF and keshi, FIFA sure will want tomake an example of keshi since e really did utter those words, I can only hope the penalty doesn't make Amokachi grace the manager stand at the 2014 world cup in brazil.

Whats the criteria for a thread making FP anyway, just curious.

PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's ENGLISH QUOTES,......crack ya By ribs!
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people. (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children. (His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before you were once a children. (Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this one, (addressing press men after Female Under- 19 FIFA World Cup)

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow. (Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing
their parents for one reason or another.(lmfao....)

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (What's the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokharam bomblast churches on christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest (Sad,sadder,saddest...)

15. We all have HIV. (You guys have it too? Coz I don't)
#HaveFun

The UNILORIN 2012/2013 graduating list was approved by the university senate yesterday 30th july, 2013.

UNILORIN is known for taking the lead when it comes to adhering to time and academic calendar, so that the graduating list is out barely 5 weeks after final exams shouldn't come as a surprise.

To the affected graduates, the list is available at the UNILORIN AUDITORIUM, so if you still have friends at the UNILORIN permanent site (PS), now will be the time to let them confirm that you made the list provided you have no prior problems or that you haven't been omitted by mistake.

I hope that this information is useful to the affected students and everyone.

if you want me to check for you, send your details:
matric number
Names
Faculty
Department to
saheed.ayobami@gmail.com

The list is so much so if you dont quote your details, I may have difficulty confirming your name.

If you are sending a text (07060547417/08159714535), please include your email address, I dont have a bulk SMS account.

Thanks

My way of contributing to humanity.

I graduated with a 2-1 in statistics, but with the obvious saturated labor market, I enrolled myself in a reputable ICT training center, now I have an additional certificate in Web Application Developement, Networking and computer engineering.

You want to bet that with my looks and hard-to-ignore presentation skills, it wount be long before I have a story similar to SPICY V's.

whatever grade you have below 2-1, its not an indication that youve failed in life.

I have this friend here in unilorin quarters, his father is a professor, yet he chose to not continue his university education due to passion for ICT, now he doesn't have to be employed, he's a master in PHP, JavaScript, Web app development, he now has people working for him.

Black teeth, I'll advice every serious nigerian youth to have little or no reliance on the rickety labor market. There's so much we can achieve as human being.

I stood to be corrected, this is the first thread on nairaland with intelligent responses and responders. spicy v, ajans and co I love you guys.

I should apply as Data manager since I have a 2-1 in statistics and experience working with association for reproductive and family health.and I can use spss, stata, R-gui, ACCESS.

But I wonder how fair it'll be.

Wow mama is really pretty, too bad things hav changed now.

Well NL, I bought my first car @ the age of 24 in year 2007, it cost =N=600,000, a BMW sedan 3-Series Aurtomatic transmission with 6 Cylinders. I was working @ the then oceanic bank and I bought it from a pal who wants to get a Honda Baby Boy.

Well just to let you guys know that am married to my ex now (wedded last saturday) and she's the best thing I never had.
Ex shouldn't really be an ex especially if u both were inexperienced and had to path ways for failure to appreciate one another.

Well my colleague @ work said he heard in d train while some people were gisting dat the "missing Gawat" was killed by hired assasins.

Thanks to d wife who confessed that the man married a young girl and gave her some money for compensation and she used the money to pay d hired assasins.

So Gawat may have been murdered for real.

I know Y dem dey cry.

"Chai, this guy go nack me apako forever". O ma shey o

Haba @ OP,
You make it sound like ilorin is boiling like Borno, abeg I dey ilorin and I no even hear anything.

Na for NL self I first dey read am.

Well such exageration shows the state is really a state of harmony as the smallest news of disagreement between youths made d news headline.

Great Unilorite "better by far".

En le faaaaaaaa