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[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=606819.msg7756588#msg7756588 date=1298052790]whoop your arse. [/quote]Such a ruffian and hooligan. Reminds me of all those fat gals in the club who are always beating up their guys and the ladies who dare look at the poor dudes.
Even online, people can hardly hide who they really are.

^^say smth. don't worry, we are not referring to you specifically.

some gay sh*t too

Lots more fighting and immature folks.

someone's been dropping the soap

Send a video of you being gangbanged happily to him, then tell him to send you thousands else you will continue doing videos. He should wire 100s of thousands to you after that.

Most of the threads I go, there is mrs chima fighting with someone. That lady cant stay away from fights.

If she makes you happy, and there is a language you can communicate with, why not?
All these yeye questions sef

The fact will always be this - who ever pays the piper dictates the tune.

If a typical naija man pays for your upkeep, pays for dates, brings home the bacon, you better be ready to do all the cooking and cleaning, and other acts expected.

If you decide to split things, then you are both paying the piper and it is a partnership where you both contribute. The guy helps out with the house chores. You both bring home the bacon. When you go out, be ready to whip out your debit/credit card if and when requested.

Yeah, that's always been the problem I see with some naija girls esp here in CAN. They want to act all independent, get the dude to contribute like the white folks etc, and still get the guy to pay for everything like a typical naija man will do. BS

That's cos you are going for the wrong guy

Why not? She is a human being like any other girl. Leave the past where it belongs - in the past.

Pay up silly!
It is the age of equality remember?

;d

^^ Who cares? Just hv fun.

I like that very much. Time to start saving my money!!!
Ladies, henceforth, I will not ask out or pick any of you up again. Of course feel free to make the advances. I pick the location of the date, you pick the tab.

I more or less live in the doghouse Can't help getting in trouble always

I am totally into the dude. Who would not be into a dude who has to advertise online to get a dude girl

wackos on the loose

^^^ dis woman get too much wahala

So?

@topic
Yes of course. If my supper is not on the table by 6.03pm, she will get a dirty slap. If it is not ready by 6.42, she will get a dirty slap and beating of her life. If it is not ready by 7.19 pm, she will get all the above and sleep on the cold concrete that nyt.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=591874.msg7750913#msg7750913 date=1297980759]
I lob you
I know Mukina is gonna have to ban us for hrs claiming we derailing again [/quote]Derailing is a crime on NL? hmm good to know!

^^^^ awwww thats so sweet of you two

See fight. - Entertainment at last!!!

foyeks2001:


my bf does not love me again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsOiruC8CxI

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foyeks2001:
Hun, y? u ve just gave out my fone number to him
this is so sickening

Ooppss Can I call tonight? We can kiss and make up

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=598569.msg7702124#msg7702124 date=1297305880]i'm going to tell your gf [/quote] You trying to send me to the dog house We can work something out

Ask your gf for a party with her sister.

My earlier advice does not have to be done in one day or at once. It can be spread out in or different rounds  or couple of days. If being spread out, the purpose is to get her to start enjoying it and looking forward to the next one. Romance helps too, and if you have no malice against alcohol,  a glass of redwine will help get her to relax. After trying initially and with all the tears, she is really scared and her sexual confidence is going to be quite low. It is left to you to raise it by letting her know how gorgeous and beautiful she looks, smell and tastes. Let her know even tho she is not shinning your congo yet, you are enjoying every moment with her. Of course, talk about it and discuss what can be improved or what might be the barrier she is facing.

Patience and perseverance is the key. Keep trying and taking it in little steps. I know it must be frustrating for you but if you do it right, you will both enjoy the sex later on. The first thing you should do is get her to relax well. Play with her and start with a finger. With the finger, stroke her gspot very gently for a little while. Watch her response and when she is beginning to relax and enjoy it, you can add a second finger to elevate the experience for her. Make sure your fingers are well lubricated throughout. Once she has gotten over her fear of the pain and is enjoying it and well relaxed, you can try with little jonny, nice and slow in little bits at a time. Make sure she is relaxed throughout. Her first experience is important and put it above your sexual urges and gains. If you screw it up by being selfish and overly aggressive, she might end up hating sex, and you will be the one to suffer for it. Goodluck, you have a great woman there.

Different strokes for different folkd

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