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Who is Next I know Tinubu will be the last

Na this ne worst pass

SUCKCESSFUL:
With This Your English, LOCAL MAN CANNOT CAN AGAIN O.

In South South No Lord

kelechi50:
Please remind him what happened to Amode in Lagos may likely be his portion

Can you in honesty post your present address for someone to verify. i am not doubting the authenticity of your claim but you and i know that some people has use this means unethically against good conscience.

Why not listen to your parent instead of this forced prostitution.

Are u for real

Wetin this country no go see under Mr integrity

weplay247:
After the recently held Forbes party, the unveiling of the top richest animals in the world, year 2019.

An event that had in attendance the likes of Bingo Gates( Bill Gates' dog), Catty Buffett (Warren Buffett's Cat), Snake Jambo ( the snake that swallowed 36million naira kept in JAMB's vault), Honourable Monkey Chow ( Monkey that was famous for swallowing 70million naira belonging to Northern senators), Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla( The Gorilla that swallowed 9.8millon naira at Kano zoo), amongst others.

One of our correspondents had an exclusive interview with Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla and this is what he had to say:

Reporter: Congratulations Mr. Kano Gorilla , wow!!! you made the Forbes list this year, how does this feel sir?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Thank you, wow!!! I'm still pinching myself, wow!!! i still can't believe this is real, i feel great, i would like to thank the almighty God and the "Kano zoo management board" for changing my story , from eating rotten bananas to becoming a millionaire , walahi they almost ended my life with rotten bananas in that zoo

Reporter: I'm happy for you sir, but then, the world would like to know how you were able to achieve this feat sir, how did you do it?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla: You saw Sister Snake Jambo tonight , she's the one who handles JAMB's vault, and my very good friend, Honourable Monkey Chow, he's the one who represents us in the national assembly, we have a community of rats stationed in Mr. President's office too, these guys were the ones who inspired me, i worked hard and i was patient too, I'm glad it worked out eventually.

Reporter: could you shed some light on your future plans ("Next level" sir, do you intend to run for a political office anytime soon?


Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Oh well, "Next level " is already here , and I've just been offered a polical appointment, our state is very juicy sir , we have dollars, remember? you should visit sometimes.

Reporter: do you intend to give back to the society sir, an NGO or a foundation perhaps?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Oh definitely, we are already looking into that

Reporter : Do you have a message or two for your friends abroad, sir?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Yes, please come home! You will make it here, as long as you know how to swallow, we are allergic to bananas over here , if it is not money, we are not swallowing!

Reporter : Thank you for your time Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla.

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : You're welcome and please swallow this 50,000 thousand naira , you'll need it for fuel on your way.

Sidiku Olusegun Omoluabi

This Government is unpopular, Why declaring june 12 democracy day without declaring Abiola President postmortem and all his entitlement paid to his family. This Government is dancing on the grave of Abiola. This is just hypocrisy

An Amaechi is there watching like .... i don't know what to call him

agbangam:
Them no fit get better coffin for am . Look how they squeezed the fine boy into that yeye coffin and even to dress him properly they didn't. What nonsense ..

are you encouraging suicide.

etrouble:
If it is discovered that he has ever stolen money from our treasury, then he will be arrested and prosecuted and jailed. I have discovered that it is only looters of yesteryears that have been crying and wailing and attaching this government.

You are not a looter but I see you attacking the Govt tommorow

Unfortunately this case will destroy the remaining unity in the north. Just wait for the next allegation.

Kyase:
That Cameronian won't go and rest now

It is because of your type that thos Gov is not working

IjebuWarrior:
But why are Igbos always excited whenever anything evil happens under this Buhari government?

Election is over, let's face Reality! They're soo quick to forget the Biafra massacre and we and the world all wept on their behalf.

Can you just imagine how jubilant they all are below me? So sad, really sad indeed!

These are donor project my friend. Do you forgot. Buhari Order all world Bank project to be situated in the north.

Bolustical:
This should be a shame to all governors in the South especially the SS and the SE(excluding the Gov Umahi).

Borno is a state that has not experienced stable peace for over a decade but the governor has not let Boko Haram slow down his good plans for the state.

But what are we getting from states with the largest share of federal allocations? Aside the 13% derivation funds, taxes from IOCs and other IGRs? Little or nothing, better still, crumbs.

If you are from Delta Bayelsa, Rivers and you still support those who have been mismanaging your states in the last 20 years in the name of politics, then your so-called education is a sham.

See the news coming from the people we tag 'illiterates', 'Almajiris' and compare it to your kerosene sharing states.

Soldier should be ready to eat her na

I thought this guy party won the election why is he still campaigning this should be too early for 2023

Has campaign for 2023 Started.

It is pathetic that INEC could not pay thier adhoc staff after 3weeks of election

9k per election

Many women will force their husband to go and die for Wike

They want to help akpabio hmm INEC

The youth of Akwaibom stood their ground I hope Rivers Delta and bayelsa does same against Buhari Army

maybachmusic:
Yes


Proud to be among those who retired him

Be ready for the anslaught becasue it will bloody fulani soldiers

charliboy654:
Just keep quiet if u don't know what to say, even if u want to defend person, it's not someone like ateke Tom u should be defending online, na him cross, make he carry am.

It took me a painstaking analysis to come up with the conclusion that almost all buhari supporter are addicted to one substance or the other.

Ask yourself too if Onoghen were to be a Northerner would Buharig behave same.

sogodihno:
Only protest! We the way they are barking on Friday, I expect multiple bomb blast in Aso rock by now.

Tank God Buhari doesn't read, he doesn't even hear. Lol,


What i known is Buhari would rather die, than change this decision. Call him tyrant, call him dictator as long as he is fighting corruption like this corrupt judge, we are cool with him.

And those of u that carry this issue for head like gala ask yourself this question, if Onoghen has been a Northerner, will I react like this? Answer yourself.


NEXT LEVEL jor

4+4= 23

YES you are so blind to the truth when Buharig sack a northerner or retires he replaces him or her with a Northerner. This has always be the case what nonsense are posting here.

Jayoneyz:
NEPOTISM: IN FAIRNESS TO PMB

News broke yesterday of the removal of the CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele, though it later turned out to be a fake news. As I expected, many analysts, mainly from the South went to town with different narratives on possible reason for his sack, most laced with ethno-religious sentiments.

Now, this is my view.

Nigeria operates a two-in-one principle; turn-by-turn and balancing. Turn-by-turn implies that when the head of a government institution or agency from the one part of the country completes his/her tenure, he's replaced by someone from the other part. Eg, Obasanjo from South was succeeded by Yar'adua from the North. Yar'adua from North was succeeded by a GEJ from the South while GEJ was succeeded by a PMB from the North.

In the Army, immediate past Chief of Army Staff Gen. Ken Minimah hails from Rivers State. It's only rational that he would be replaced by someone from the North, in this case, Gen.Tukur Buratai from Borno, North

The Judiciary had Mahmud Mohammed from the North as CJN in 2016, he was replaced with Onnoghen from the South. Onnoghen has again be replaced with Ibrahim Tanko from the North

In the Navy, Usman Oyibe Jibrin from the North was succeeded by Ibok Ibas from the South as Naval Chief following his appointment in 2015 by PMB

In the Airforce, Air Chief Amosu from the South was replaced by Sadique Abubakar from the North by PMB

In the Police, PMB inherited Solomon Arase from South who was appointed by GEJ and allowed his full tenure. He was replaced with Idris from the North. The slight adjustment here is that Idris was succeeded by Mohammed also from the North same way Sunday Ehindero was succeeded by Mike Okiro from the South

At the NNPC, immediate past GMD, Mr. Andrew Yakubu from the North took over from Augustine O. Oniwon from the South (2010- June 26, 2012) and is succeeded by I've Kachikwu from the South. Kachikwu is succeeded by Maikanti Barau from the North

Now, at the CBN, immediate past Governor, HRH Sanusi from the North was succeeded by a Godwin Emefiele from the South. Emefiele was inherited by PMB from GEJ and is allowed to serve out his full term. Following the already established pattern, it therefore amounts to equity and fairness that he be replaced with someone from the North when he eventually leaves. So what's the ethnic cry about?

It's sad how people deliberately want to twist facts just to score premeditated aims.
It's more saddening that those who ordinarily should know our recent history have allowed themselves to be dragged on the nose like mumu, as said in the local parlance

Finally, should all the appointments be succeeded by people from a particular region for PMB to be a good man? Let's show some knowledge of our country, please

Buhari changed to Buharig

asuustrike1:
You should be ashamed of yourself that APC couldn't conduct a free and fair election instead they result to intimidation. If they must rig does that warrant burning of ballot boxes? . Who told you that PDP's votes were from the elite as opined by you? Why is the jubilation of election victory less in 2019 compare to 2015? .

Trust me it wont get to 4years

clevervikson:
The worse part of it all is that....

This would be the trend of event for next 4 years

When the south obey card reader the north still do industrial voting likke those Era you mentioned

Saintsami:
The worst election was conducted between 1999 to 2011.... Without card readers, PDP are winning with 24 million votes..... card readers comes in 2015.... PDP are now struggling with 12 million votes.
may GOD help us in 9ja

Card reader is for the south and some minority in the north.

Only 9000 for the election allowance.

Dreythecreator:
Inec pay us our entitlement now!!!
We write to express our displeasure with the way Inec Gombe (Yamaltu-Deba local government) shortchanged we serving corpers for the presidential and national assembly elections. We were paid only #9000 after our training (5,500) allowance. Where is our transport and feeding allowance(#4000)?

Failure to pay us our outstanding #4000. We won't conduct the next election.

Inec pay us our entitlement!!!

Save Gombe corpers!!!