inoki247:
Lol from phone to home appliances like Electric jug now Car....


Hope say the Car no go dey hot like dere Phone


Nd no link sef this pishure looks like all doz AI generated pishure.....

quit whining! they made for you what your low budget asss can afford. if you think their 50k naira phone is too hot, go buy one million naira iphone, entitled freeloader piece of shite

God1000:
lol, I think Oyibo made this phone for Africans, they won't even use it

Made for Arabs

Male cleaners needed in Ilorin, kwara state, Shoprite area. N30,000/month. Applicants must be hardworking, honest, and trustworthy. Interested persons should call or message this number 07063626452

Adolfnigeria:
for your information, most Nigerians in the UK, with professional jobs earning at least 35,000 pounds save nothing less than 1,000,000 ngn a month,
With the rate of devaluation of money in nigeria, this money is a worth a lot more.
Facts....

there are a lot of Nigerians doing well. Don-t be myopic.

Inflation, economic mismanagement , devaluation will wipe most nigerians wealth... This is facts.

UK subsizes health, education for children from primary to secondary school.

OHH boi no fool yourself, Nigeria is not in anyway better. Follow who know road.

£35k/month or £35k/year, which one?

If you meant £35k/month, that's over £400k/yr which is equivalent to a CEO average yearly salary. If you meant 35k/yr that's less than 3k/month salary, with that salary in UK, you would end up a homeless person on the street in no time. You don't know what you're talking about. You're one of those ignorant morons that pull figures out of their stench butthole.

mannobi:
On a serious note, how do you convince someone that working in the UK as a security guard or rug washer with an income more than a civil servant on level 16 is worse? The truth is most people going to the UK only want to earn enough foreign currency that can be converted to our terrible naira before returning home to enjoy their retirement.
Just imagine that you have to exchange $95,000 to naira right now.
No be you go dey complain about bulaba till his 8 years tenure expires.

By the time you pay $500/week for shitty apartment, spend $100 for food daily, pay 30% of your salary as tax, water, electricity, transport, Health care, 50-cent no go remain to convert to naira

eldoradoxx:

The law of nature says that the majority will always rule over the minority, i have nothing else to say.

Then it's only fair if the housa-fulani rule this godforsaken hellhole called Nigeria forever, no?

Brandiebird:



Bazinga

Double Bazinga

eldoradoxx:
Yahaya Bello should have allowed power rotate to Igalas who are indisputably the majority in Kogi State. There is no way Ododo an Ebira can win Ajaka an Igala now that Igalas are really interested in asserting their dominance in Kogi State politics using their numerical voting power.

The same way they allowed power rotate after ruling kogi state for 16yrs ba?

Igala was going to rule Kogi state forever if Abubakar Audu for not die. Fortunately for ebira people Audu died, if not, igala for not allow any other tribe go near that sit. Now it's ebira turn, they will not leave until something big pushed them out by force. Nigerians are a very useless entity, barbarians. They cry foul because they are not the one doing the oppression, & are on the recieving end of injustice. Give them just one opportunity & you will see their true color, bunch of degenerate savages

Brandiebird:
😷

Sheldon Cooper

Justiceleague1:


Is Dennis your real name or is it Tajudeen?

Religious zombie, you clearly missed road.

Tragic News for you: Your god is a lie, poor work of fiction. Sorry!

Because if they do, by allowing them run away from their home to another country as refugees that would be the last time they see their home as Israeli land grabbers would not allow them return just like they did Nakba. I recommend you read about Nakba if you're genuinely interested & appreciate historical facts. The best way to keep Israel's hands off Gaza now is to not allow exodus of refugees out of gaza. It's bad but they have to sit it out if they want to keep Gaza.

Another hopelessly ignorant & frustrated Blackman on the lose

I love Twitter, I will pay 5k monthly to use the platform.
Twitter is not for everybody, go join your bunch of low IQ freeloaders mob on Facebook & Instagram, no one is holding you to forcefully pay for Twitter subscription. You are a typical lazy African, Self entitled piece of shit. They have thousands of paid people working everyday to keep the platform running, he put almost $50B investment to acquire the platform. Did your father gave him the money?
What makes you think you deserve to use the platform for free?
Stop crying & get the f#ck outta here

Karemarealty288:
I sincerely love CR7 but I would have loved him to enter Iran make I see if na only mouth these Islamic countries get..

You're a victim of a bandwagon effect

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/24392959/cristiano-ronaldo-99-lashes-iran-georgina-rodriguez-painter/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjx5u--lvWBAxWMUUEAHap4BJsQFnoECBYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2p_CS4E5g1XmKKHV97uzo0

Thales01:
Greedy man.He has realised that his chance of clinching the presidency in 2023 has drastically diminished.This is only a tip of iceberg.Tinubu should be bracing up for the heart attack that will be occasioned by their impending loss at the polls this Saturday that will completely dash all his hope of having a shot at the presidency in 2023.

This aged well for you

This single reckless act against the people of Niger & meddling in other nations internal affairs when we have our own house hanging on a thread is the reason I so much despise BAT. I was his staunch supporter; I campaigned for him vigorously & voted for him. With his disastrous anti pan African & western puppeteer foreign policies, I can't wait for him to get kicked out before he does more irreparable damages.

Sirmwill:


Where's your source?

I don't support war. I'm neither pro Palestine nor Israel/WEST. But we should not let hate & religious sentiment takes over our humanity. They are both guilty of committing atrocities. Israel killed women, children, & men. Deprived them of basic right & forcefully evicted people from their home & occupied their lands, the same thing Russia is currently doing to Ukraine.
Palestine hamas have indiscriminately committed acts of terrorism against israeli's too. if you're choosing side without objectively looking at facts then you're no different from the people you accused of evil, you're equally evil & blasphemous against the God of humanity if you consider yourself religious, worse still, a cold blooded hypocrite. Israel & Hamas have no regard for life, including all of you, religious zombies taking sides. You're just a pawn in a global political games being played by thr elites.

https://www.dci-palestine.org/israeli_forces_shoot_dead_12_year_old_palestinian_boy_in_qalqilya#:~:text=48%20Palestinian%20children%20have%20been,to%20documentation%20collected%20by%20DCIP.

Sirmwill:


Where's your source?

This UN affiliated source highlight the number of children killed by the rampaging Israeli soldiers since the beginning of the year before hamas attack, only children killed o.. Without including poor & helpless innocent women & men

https://reliefweb.int/report/occupied-palestinian-territory/2023-marks-deadliest-year-record-children-occupied-west-bank

Sirmwill:


Okay
That justifies the over 900 Israelis killed?


Think about it naaaaaaaaaaw
Count 1-900 and see how stressful it can be and know that that was the number of lives that was taken by these people because of interests

Over a thousands Palestine have been slaughtered by the Israeli soldiers in occupied gaza since the start of 2023 alone before the hamas attack. What do you have to say about that?

blackmantis:
N10000 fine only when the accused could have been beaten to death?

90% of Nigerian judges are bunch of mediocre. I wonder how they got that far to the point of earning the tittle of Judge. Hopeless country we found ourselves in. Our major institutions are being run by a bunch ofunqualified morons that got there through political favors & lacked all forms of merit. Nigeria is technically a failed country.

BlueStripper:
Gradually, the truth about stolen genitals is being unveiled.

Ignorance has finished Nigerians!

Genetically and spiritually infused Mumu, stupidity and lack of basic education has finished this country.

Professors acting like clowns. Professing verbal solutions to basic problems. Research works with evident and abundant plagiarism.

Doctorate degrees and awards flying here and there.

Thousands of Bachelors degrees, issued every year.

Leaders organizing stupid workshops every month for fund diversion in the guise of knowledge acquisition.

Workshops where millions are appropriated for printing rubbish. Absolute rubbish that will be thrown to the garbage immediately after the workshop.


Yet no solution to common problems. No improvement, research breakthrough or utilisation of common sense to solve common problems

TERRIBLE COUNTRY INDEED!


IT SURPRISES ME THAT MOST NIGERIANS DON'T KNOW THAT MISSING GENITALS IS A FRAUD/SCAM TECHNIQUE.


YOU CANNOT SPIRITUALLY REMOVE A MANS PENIS OR A WOMAN'S MAMMARY GLAND, UNLESS VIA SURGICAL PROCEDURES SUCH AS;

FOR MALES (PENIS): PENECTOMY

FOR FEMALES (MAMMARY GLAND): MASTECTOMY

ANOTHER WAY PEOPLE LOOSE THEIR GENITALS IS VIA ACCIDENT.


Parents please teach your children this truth. Let's try our best to save the coming generation from such display of extreme ignorance, stupidity, retrogression and foolishness.

See roasting

Nigeria tire me o..my brother

Ensa777:
15th Oct 2023 will be 9 mths I got captured yet till today mine isn't out even when I paid extra 30k from the official fee.
Always stories upon stories everyday

Which State?

Nonexisting1:
1000 pounds like say she dey come with up to that amount. What if she doesn't have? They will deport her? She already bought ticket.

inoki247:
Lol anybody confirm this yet...


Who dey here wey don du Passport lately make he update us say na True...

I submitted my passport application payment online on September 23rd and received an appointment slip for biometric capture on September 25th at the Ilorin, Kwara State office. However, when I arrived on the 25th, they rescheduled me for October 12th, causing a week-long delay. I finally completed the biometric capture on October 12th, yesterday, and now I'm eagerly awaiting their call to pick up my passport. I'll update you when I get it. Aloha!

Will update you when I get it. Aloha!

slimfit1:
No airforce engagement in Sambisa forest, but one huge engagement in South East. Further explanation is needed. This is one thing why our security teams are suffering because they are not sincere.

At this point, no difference between South east & sambisa to me. They are both blood sucking terrorist infested hellhole. Air force can bomb whichever they wish, we don't care. Either way, it's a big win for Nigeria as Long as bloody terrorists are bombed to hell in pieces, it doesn't matter where, south east or sambisa, it's all the same. Unless you're a terrorist it shouldn't matter to you either.

nerdjared:


can a Christian comment on a Muslim topic talk more of opening a Muslim thread

This one is clueless.

What part of my comment gave you the impression that i give a tang about the headless mob of Christians & Muslim zombies on nairaland? wake-up now, you hopeless sheep!

nerdjared:


can a Christian comment on a Muslim topic talk more of opening a Muslim thread

This is one is clueless.

DrGoodman:
The op has only one agenda, to insult Christianity.

Check my signature for free stuffs oh ye hungry fellows.

Attack the message, no the messenger. Typical of a hopeless religious zombie

theysg:
Lost in the world.
Mama wey like money, it is too early to start making noise. Let the girl mind rest first nah.

Until the money finish ba?

Themanleshey:


Revoke them and do what with them exactly ?

Give them to people who need them & are ready to develop the land, dumb~as5