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Family › Re: The Black Woman's Hair- What Do Your Partners Think? Please This Article by denzel2009: 4:10am On Jan 07, 2012

jennykadry:
^^^ I only watched toddlers and tiara once and never bothered to watch it again. How can that amount of makeup be used on kids and the hair? WTF

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 1:46am On Jan 04, 2012

Idowuogbo:
Denzel don't get me talking,unless I sign you off no linkage will happen.Am I clear?

Yo ba furo e! If I catch you. cool

Career › Re: Accountants' Forum. by denzel2009: 10:45pm On Jan 03, 2012

monteriza:
Happy New Year My Fellow Accountants.Can someone in the house provide information on a user friendly management accounting software.Your response will be very much appreciated.

http://www.tallysolutions.com/website/html/products.php

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 8:53pm On Jan 03, 2012

^^^^BABE! I go beat you oh! Wetin concern you with my love life sef. Do I look like lefulefu or bin gbagbo that open threads like a lunatic? tongue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 8:45pm On Jan 03, 2012

mukina2:
Babe and coogar very wicked fefuls find a babe for denzel na . .even if its half a babe

Mukina baby, my love for you is like a diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in. Most of the time when you fart, you blow me away baby!

Fall for me now black and shine opeke. kiss

Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: President Goodluck Addresses Nigerians On Fuel Subsidy Removal by denzel2009: 2:49am On Jan 03, 2012

Lmao. That is one funny shitt.

Politics › Re: Stop Moaning... Petrol Is 326.21 Naira a litre in the UK! by denzel2009: 5:21pm On Jan 02, 2012

dayokanu:
Thor,

Those too poor to buy a car also use buses right? In case you dont know, transportation costs have also gone up 150%

Those poor too have generators to provide light, The cost of fueling the gen has also gone up

The farm produce also need fuel to get to the market, The fuel for those has also gone up

Unfortunately they dont have Govt provided rails and buses like you have in UK

So they still have to suffer for it

This is how to educate someone that do not know rather than raining abuses on him.

Romance › Re: Spending Is The Reason Ugly Guys Get The Finest Babes, True Or False? by denzel2009: 4:17pm On Jan 02, 2012

talking from first hand experience.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:26am On Jan 02, 2012

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9877194#msg9877194 date=1325460000] huh

You've started again? Are you cursing me? What's the meaning of that gibberish up there?

It's all jokes denzel. Calm down. grin

[/quote]Curse you ke BABE! check my records, I have never fought with anyone on NL wink

jeje l'omo ibadan nlo.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:11am On Jan 02, 2012

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9877137#msg9877137 date=1325459244]hehehe. Judging from his conduct on this thread, it's obvious he's a loner. No shawty, No wife, No geh-friend, No nothing. undecided

Denzel, True? grin

[/quote]O ga o! conduct on which thread? shaki ma nse bi ora ke.

Career › Re: Accountants' Forum. by denzel2009: 11:04pm On Jan 01, 2012

Jarus:
all these peachtree, quickbook etc are outdated.

They are not outdated. They still get the job done for start-ups and small businesses that can't afford state-of-the-art ERP software.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 10:43pm On Jan 01, 2012

coogar:
if you need muki, hit my cell number.
i know her weak points.

please pass me her digits, have you seen her before? oh my dayyyyzzz! Coke bottle body, curves like formula 1 race track. Coogar pls holla abeg!

Nairaland General › Re: What Are Your Plans For The New Year? by denzel2009: 11:28am On Jan 01, 2012

MyJoe:
Have my brains surgically removed so I can finally land a big post in Abuja - minister, IGP, senate president, CJN, anything.

Hasn't it been removed already?

To achieve my heart desires one after the other.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 9:50am On Jan 01, 2012

mukina2:
someone please pity ~~dense~~ denzel and dash him half a chic for this 2011

Mukinatu, I have chics in different area codes. wink

Na you I dey eye now. . . lepa like you.

Politics › Re: If A Lady Becomes President, What Will The Office Of The Husband Be Called? by denzel2009: 9:12pm On Dec 31, 2011

First dunce

Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by denzel2009: 4:45pm On Dec 31, 2011

Congrats mr oam4jenny.

kai, why people come carry this thing for head like wyclef - yahoo aka inspa

lipsrsealed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:58am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
denzel!
denzel!!
denzel!!!

hehe - i hail o!

I dey hail you too man. cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:48am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
tpia?

yelz lol

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:44am On Dec 31, 2011

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9867215#msg9867215 date=1325288476]^ Ask o? Ask who? Pls be coherent. undecided

[/quote]BABE! you are safe, don't worry. cheesy

coogar:
4th of next month!

hmmmnmn, do you know who i'm talking about now?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:37am On Dec 31, 2011

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9867192#msg9867192 date=1325288150]@ Coogar: cheesy

Awww. Take heart. We will meet again.

Denzel, do I know you? undecided

[/quote]Asko??

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:33am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
a game of chess!

cool! is there another date on the horizon?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:25am On Dec 31, 2011

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9867144#msg9867144 date=1325287354]Denzel pls excuse us. undecided

; Sweet! Helsinki will miss you. [/quote]Babe it's not you ma worry! wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:19am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
tomorrow

impossible!
denzel, if i find out you have been pussyfooting around my girl, i would have you shot in the tummy!

c'mmon you are a guy. just play along. wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:15am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
yes. . . .twice to be precise.

we messing with the same girl same girl cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:10am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
denzel washington.
you are tweeting in parables.

can you speak in cockney?

I'm still gathering evidence. I'll keep you posted. [s]Clue: did you go on a date this week per chance[/s]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:07am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
hehe. . . .who is this babe?
cuddlemii?

chill man. . . chill ~~sleeeek~~

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:05am On Dec 31, 2011

coogar:
you have been listening to usher for too long.
i don't share skirts!

lmao. . . . i 'll reveal when the time comes.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by denzel2009: 12:02am On Dec 31, 2011

Coogar, we are messing with the same girl. wink

Celebrities › Re: Katy Perry And Russell Brand To Divorce by denzel2009: 10:04pm On Dec 30, 2011

It's only a senseless person that would get married to Russell Brand.

Computers › Re: *~ Denzel2009 Voted Computer Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by denzel2009: 9:55pm On Dec 30, 2011

mukina2:
congrats dense

Will you now fall for me, you see I have many fans grin

Thank you thank you thank you. [s]I don't even post there regularly anymore[/s]

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