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Computers › Re: How Do I Unlock My Former Nairaland Username Banned For More Than 2months? by denzel2009: 10:34pm On Feb 04, 2012

please pay N5,000 to out GT bank account 78877669009 and we will reactivate your NL username.

Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by denzel2009: 4:56pm On Feb 04, 2012

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862327.msg10120340#msg10120340 date=1328366886]E je ka ma bara wa soro.

Its not fair on the rest of us when these nigerians give everybody a bad name with their criminality.

Its highly likely this so-called husband just arranged one sham traditional marriage complete with fake relatives and rented guests,while the woman has no inkling the attendees are all mercenaries who were paid to be there.

Well, of course its a free world and people are free to be as fakeass as they like, but when the "bride" turns around now and starts abusing all nigerians, she wont distinguish between the ones who deceived her and others who dont know her from adam.

I dont know what we nigerians are turning to- the percentage of the ones who are outright criminals is simply too high.[/quote]tpia@ can we do sham honeymoon wink

Romance › Re: Guys Can U Date A Beautiful Girl With Yam Legs Or Mosquito Legs? by denzel2009: 11:48am On Feb 04, 2012

odiaero:
Do u mean ur own eyes or ur owl eyes?

This guy is so crass! You've got owl eyes and the retarddded 15-strand biabia.

Idowuogbo:
Wa gbayiii,slumber party for u next weekend

Your head dey there jare paddy mi. wink

Romance › Re: Guys Can U Date A Beautiful Girl With Yam Legs Or Mosquito Legs? by denzel2009: 11:19am On Feb 04, 2012

odiaero:
Me cant o, enough yams already in the market, i dont need a living yam, neither do i need a girl with hinged body on mosquito legs lol

you are not exactly God's gift to women with your owl eyes too.

Literature › Re: How Often Did You Loss Your Pen While Secondary School by denzel2009: 10:38am On Feb 04, 2012

Swit up:
Fellow fellas for me, i lost my on an hourly bases. While going to school in the morning, i'll buy a pen. During recess, i'ld buy a pen and when leaving school for home, i won't have any pen with me. Can you imagine?!*
so gist me; how often did you lose your pen in secondary school?

omg, is it by force to abuse this facility? lost pen?

Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by denzel2009: 9:59am On Feb 04, 2012

Wow! It seems the woman is pregnant. Happy married life 190.

Career › Re: Cisa Discussions by denzel2009: 9:43am On Feb 04, 2012

yamakuza:
^ Congrats!

Thanks mate!

Travel › Re: Canada & Nigeria,which Guarantees Ones Future by denzel2009: 5:14am On Feb 04, 2012

imperiouxx:
(f)

Which sex orientation are you? When did lesbian marriage sign into bills in Nigeria? How do we advise this now? Well, let her be and you too should find a good man in Nigeria, you are meant for man not another woman like you. Chikena!

Seun should insist people upload the pic of their genit[b]a[/b]ls before they could sign up tongue

Career › Re: CISA, CISM, CRISC & CGEIT December 2011 Exam Result Is Out :What Was Your Score by denzel2009: 4:52am On Feb 04, 2012

Passed CISA too.

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 4:47am On Feb 04, 2012

ZIM DRILL:
thats going in circles

just go straight to your manufacturer web site and download it from there

in most manufacturer you find drivers under support --- then drivers all you need to know is the model and the series within your model

on some you even find a software that you install and it tells you your model and series

Zim, moonraker is right - all those software are life savers. I use driver genius and it has helped greatly when I couldn't resolve some driver issues.

Career › Re: Cisa Discussions by denzel2009: 2:27am On Feb 04, 2012

Results out. Passed!

Career › Re: Professional Advice Needed: CISA vs CIBN vs ACCA ? by denzel2009: 12:23pm On Feb 01, 2012

Dereformer:
^^^ Please what are the steps involved in registering as a student and for the examination.

Is lagos the only exams venue in nigeria?

Can i read for this exams on my own just the way i did during my ICAN student days?

All the questions are here http://www.isaca.org/Certification/CISA-Certified-Information-Systems-Auditor/Pages/default.aspx

I'm not too sure but there should be more than one test centre in Nigeria.

Career › Re: Professional Advice Needed: CISA vs CIBN vs ACCA ? by denzel2009: 11:14am On Feb 01, 2012

You can't miss it with CISA certification. It's globally recognized and the knowledge gaps you'd fill studying for this cert will blow your mind.

Romance › Re: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by denzel2009: 8:26am On Feb 01, 2012

freecocoa:
Pull your balls I mean leg ke?no o I'm sewious,if you come out Denzel Washington go go hide,you leally sengxy die.

Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Tola To Ola? by denzel2009: 7:11pm On Jan 31, 2012

question that will not fuel your car.

Family › Re: A Baby Girl,she Is Just A Week Old. by denzel2009: 8:59am On Jan 31, 2012

moremi2008:
I am so happy you and Destiny are doing well. Please keep us in the loop (there are some seriously connected people on here so it never hurts to try). Good luck with your exams oh!

R666 has some serious explaining to do about how he fcked this one up!

Big Bumper, you seriously rock! I hope your bumper is truly as big as you say it is.

Yes it is and the tower of babylons!

Travel › Re: Where In The World Would You Like To Live? by denzel2009: 5:01pm On Jan 30, 2012

afam4eva:
I'm wondering how it would be like living somewhere in the west indice. I like a place with so much tranquility but with some big city feel. Has anyone visited Miami before?

You go even like east integer.

@topic: St. Lucia

Music/Radio › Re: New Video: Olu Maintain - Nawti [cameo Appearance By Natalie Nunn] by denzel2009: 3:19pm On Jan 30, 2012

Omoge wo oun to f'ise badi personality e'tun wo bobee. . . . that is all I see

Who says this doesn't make sense is Nawti Nawti

Computers › Re: I Thought What We Have Is Broadband: Apparently Not! by denzel2009: 10:23am On Jan 30, 2012

That stupi[i]d[/i] modem/dongle is just a dial-up system and that is so year 2000.

Build a good backbone or revamp organisations like NITEL and deploy a reliable and dependable DSL/ADSL lines.

Most people dont have to leave the comfort of their homes everyday with good internet speed availability, you can reduce your carbon footprints exploiting VoIPs rather than climbing on that plane for a 5 minutes meeting in Abuja from Lagos.

The only problem is we would be a menace to the world if we have good internet speeds, we will upgrade from yahoo++ to yahoo square roots.

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 3:40pm On Jan 29, 2012

jennykadry:
Denzellllllllll20099999

duuhhh, you didnt read where i said all bets cancelled?

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 3:31pm On Jan 29, 2012

all bets cancelled.

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 3:13pm On Jan 29, 2012

No hope for murray

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 2:59pm On Jan 29, 2012

shitty game of tennis.

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2012

Novak is dead!

jennykadry:
deal

coool

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 2:38pm On Jan 29, 2012

jennykadry:
there is no deal until you agree to my deal

ok agreed. . . you?

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 2:25pm On Jan 29, 2012

jennykadry:
wtf

lmao. . . . shagfest

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 2:20pm On Jan 29, 2012

jennykadry:
I am sitting on the edge of my couch. this is not funny. I need a cardio medication(God forbid) ASAP.

and if he doesn't, you will post a pic of your Unclad backside and frontside here for us to see? deal?

just to you. . .deal?

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 2:17pm On Jan 29, 2012

jennykadry:
No he is not

wanna bet? you get to sha[b]g[/b] me if novak wins?

Sports › Re: Tennis: Australian Open 2012 by denzel2009: 1:50pm On Jan 29, 2012

Nadal is winning this.

Music/Radio › Re: New Video: Olu Maintain - Nawti [cameo Appearance By Natalie Nunn] by denzel2009: 8:45pm On Jan 28, 2012

Quality video

Career › Re: Access Bank Sacks 1,500 Intercontinental Employees, Shuts Branches by denzel2009: 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2012

One of the expected dis-benefits of mergers and acquisitions. Oftentimes, we focus on closed doors and let opportunities pass us by. People affected by such layoffs always thank their stars in future.

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