₦airaland Forum

jay bee:
^^^^
Thank uuuuuuuu

Gonna need more help 

Who is a reeeetard?

Who is a slowpoke?

A moooron is a reetard. Someone who is a god of someone who is the rabbi of the other.

A slowpoke will bow down and kiss an intellectual god's brogues.

jay bee:
Who is a cretin?

Conjectures are cretins.

This nairaland is a cretin.

Nayah:
What's the few of me Denzel, explain please
Cosmetic surgery is made for people who really have any psychologic trouble I mean I'm talking about bosoms and not for people who are victims of a tragic accident which leave them scarfaces and so on, but I'm not convinced lol

You said most girls don't want to be identified as bosoms, and I said that's just few people like you. We have a lot of airheads that just display their wares for all and  sundry. They don't care about brains!

Cuddlemii:
Mumu fitness is for everyone. I did it for good abs. Bumper is butt, ode.

Aww nice to know arindin.

Nayah:
Denzel, but most girls don't want to be defined as bosoms
We have faces and brains don't forget

That's just the few of you Nayah. Are you surprised cosmetic surgery to enhance boobies have gone up exponentially?

Cuddlemii:
I never had one. But I'm fit now though

you had bumpers before. Good to know you are fit now though.

Nayah:
lol dudspace it depends on what you've said
Denzel lol

Heyy Nayah, most girls want to have what you have got in abundance too.

Cuddlemii:
Im aight and you? Have u lost your pot belly now?

No it's still there. Have you lost your big bumpers now?

steve20114ril:
hello guys and how are u all doin? hope your weekend was boko haram free as mine. i have this issue wif my lappy its a dell pc and the battery wuld not just charge, i tried getting a new battery and still face the same challenge. plz sum1 shd help me

It could also be the adapter.

Cuddlemii:
@op

I didn't read your post. The subject of the topic was sufficient.

I don't think you have to do anything special to get a man to propose to you.

If a man is ready for marriage & feels you are the one then he would pop the question and get you a ring.

Just go about your normal gf duties, men know what they want & can make decisions for themselves.

If your man is wasting your time, then you scram!

Cuddlemii whats up?

ogugua88:
Lol of course not. He's my husband.

Ahh ahhh. The love is evident. I still have to listen to the song over and over though.

Is Fernando Torres performing Nateevs?

is he your boyfriend ?

Ok guys, who wants to see coogar in his element cos sagamite just pulled the devils bra. Hmmm this going to be a glorious sunday!

Thanks for this major football news.

kandiikane:
lool, me tiny? see disrespect. . .

It's actually a compliment. Every girl wants to be like you and mukina  Lepa toh bads!

Sagamite:
Really?

Needed it?

You must be having a laugh!

No, they have no self-control and are mostly carefree. It is a popular artistic trait.

If I can't shoulder a responsibility, and I am an adult, my brain will never tell me the solution is drugs. That is a daft move.

Am I suppose to have pity for such people?

HELL, FCKING NO! Good riddance!

If you can't shoulder responsibility and you hang around people who do recreational drugs, you might be influenced.

claremont:
Religious, is he?! Typical of religious people to display irrational ways of reasoning.

The difference between human beings and animals resides in our ability to empathise with our kind, the moment we loose that ability, we become no more than animals in our way of thinking. Animals don't care what happens to their kind, they can even cannibalize their own kind. Sadly, some human beings have simply lost every iota of humanity left in them!

Touche.

AYODEJI4LOVE:
I wonder ooh.am scared to do this.is this not a virus

you can just read through the process. those commands will kill all the applications and mess up your pc.

coogar:
you don't drink?
you don't s[i]h[/i]ag?
you don't drive?

do you know the statistics of the number of people that have died because of these 3 activities?

Like tpia@ is suffering from NL addiction too  

Why why why must every thread turn to these virtual fights? is it a general problem or Nigerian problem?

I knew I missed one of them. . .reetarded.

Sagamite:
I will never have pity for any adult that suffers the most likely faith of a bad activity they freely and voluntary decide to get involved in. More so one that has happened to their peers over and over again.

To me, GOOD RIDDANCE. The world is becoming over populated, if there are those volunteering their space without being forced, I will take it with gratitude.

And I do have a functioning heart.

She can go to bleeping hell for all I care (which is virtually zilt).

What a cretin, m0rooon, stewpid girl. RIP sha

mail4gift2:
, Please, i beg you in the name of God, ABEG BROS, na beg i dey beg, i use all the angels name for heaven beg you, i use your village juju name, your mama and papa name, your ancestors name beg you, abeg abeg abeg DON'T EVER COMPARE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and Nigeria abeg bros abeg na beg i dey beg abeg, ejoh, biko, thank you

you don do beggar job for oyingbo before?

What's the point?

coogar:
pete doherty?   how this guy keeps avoiding prison must be the 8th wonder. i don't think pete will die anytime soon. he chooses his moments.

Most of the Judges in UK courts are Pete Doherty's friends.

How's Pete Doherty doing it all these while and has not OD'ed?

kandiikane:
Ayoo, see disrespect, a married woman like me? Infact, you come sit on my lap. . .

Kandii, you are too tiny to get married. Just sit on my lap and face front!

Its a good cert/skill in US and UK, I doubt if they know it in Nigeria. All they deal with is Oracle and SQL. If you can learn Cognos, you can pull off report developer roles outside Nigeria.

What a life!