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Kandii, come and sit on my lap.

victorian:
She had made a huge mistake though, which she will leave to remember for a long long while,  Yeah Marc anthony is not dashingly handsome but he is loyal, humble,committed, responsible and patient, also famous and rich!, Such qualities is rare to find in a Superstar boyfriend or husband ,  she has made a huge mistake like Madonna,   , all the gushlingly sexy 8 pacs, tall handsome young men are YET to be deflowered and tasted,  , Go Jlo , go Jlo, go Jlo, She rules! Most beautiful woman alive , oh please, na today.

Are you talking about the same Marc Anthony that did wuruwuru in mexico to divorce his wife in order to marry Jlo 7 years ago.? He is loyal than the Nigerian pledge!

coogar:
i am putting £500 on cuddlemii to blow tpia's head off with a ball. . . .

cuddlemii doesn't fight ija igboro

This tpia is a one man army. How many people can one fight with at the same time? I can't wait to see the public encounter with cuddlemii

Hacking.

kandiikane:
Where did you go?

Me? I was your teacher.

kandiikane:
No Ndows


I did grade 1 in new town school and the rest in ndows. .

Was going to go to Marina but they said I was too old. .

I see

kandiikane:
'Allo, allo

I think its lakarr, I do not know never used anything other than lakat(In Gambia we spoke more mandinka than wolof in my school so I will assume its because of the mandinka we use lakat). . It's like when you are annoyed at someone or disgusted by someone/something its like saying "eww" the lakarr or lakat is just to emphasize on the  chiim. .
But with friends its a joke. . 




@muki, if na dis^^ yu dey tok bot, ar nor see ring yate. .

Did you go to GHS?

You girls should preach to claremont, he needs some good loving.

are we lion on the mountain here?

Why are they chatting patois?

It is even better. You don't want your kids on those rides that are like catapaults. The Zoo should still be there or take them to greet Olubadan

Take them to Trans amusement park.

He is just not into you!

Jerry fa:
Do u think is rit for a guy not to be in love even after secondary school?

You'll even lose your libidos after attempting so many JAMBs.

needful:
@denzel2009, thank u so much. u are simply a darling. may i know u plssssssssssssss, my numba is 07039349890

Awww You're welcome! My email is on my profile page.

goggs:
what I get is 1gbps, sometimes up to 2gbps

welcome to the world, enjoy!

For you to get that speed, they must have connected the fibre optics cable directly to your laptop.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=717382.msg8756689#msg8756689 date=1311194656]^BRO BOARD A CATERPILLAR AND RIDE IT TO YOUR VILLAGE

U ARE TOO OLD FOR HER [/quote]What is wrong with this one that looks like a cold yam porridge. Pls don't disturb my flows jo.

Funny stuff. . . .

BTW, my name is denzel and you're gorgeous!  

Hope your dad is not a terrorist, cos you're definitely the bomb!

Girls should marry guys like them cos of their bravery, not many guys can fight lions and still stand to tell the tales.

ola jide:
,can u explain which area of accounting is more challenging b/cos i want to specialise in auditing & taxation?

With the current global reliance on ERPs and CRM solutions, you're better of specialising in info. systems audit and probably taxation. . . look into CISA.

needful:
house pls i need F5 (perfomance Mgt) material urgently. for ACCA pls

Whats your email?

Ivynwa:
Okay Poster you are happy now and calling the poor girl "fat" all over the place and saying "good riddance" after nine years of a relationship? Get ready to dump the next woman when she gets fat too, or you can even start manufacturing slim-shady women. You did not make great effort here to help the poor girl slim down, I agree that you tried but if you loved her enough you would have overcome that obstacle of "fatness" with her.

Highbros don't mind Ivynwa, just keep safety pins around always and you'll last eternity with your slim smallie.

Cuddlemii:
Lolz. You must know me because your comment has revealed too much details about me. I will fish you out now.

Ahhhh not again!

What a [i]melodious [/i]poem. . .nice one!

manymany:
Warn about what?! that my wife, who borrowed money from her deleted her account? if my wife collected 500 den i can say is scamming. HELOO!! 50 bux, seriously? even maga sef no go complain abeg! if you wanted to warn ppl, is der a need to embarass my wife by putting her account info all up? seriously?? i mean use that brains of urs dat God gave!

Oh Malays misunderstands everything online. @Potato, why did you not put this information on twitter?

She opened it to warn you guys dammit. . . .

kandiikane:
Muki, I will play you D4 25butut. .kekeke

You see, duduspace wants to know where the sexy dot is, I didnt tell him it's very close to the silky natural hair

Did she have hysterectomy?

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I see where duduspace is coming from, some dichotomies are enticing.

duduspace:
DK dey him own levels o, he is a different animal (quoting my favorite football manager). 
I just get naughty every now and then when the testosterone levels are high like this morning.
A few sips from Nayah's ample bosoms would soon set me right I swear to God.

wait a minute denzel, yu're trying to play a fast one right? you somehow dodged revealing where Kandii's sexy dot is.

That would be telling a major secret