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Literature / Melina by derachokolate(m): 10:31pm On May 21, 2018
Hello guys, I have popped with a cool story that you wouldnt want to miss, stay tuned and follow up.
Thank you!!!!

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MELINA
episode 1


I just got admitted into the college, being a law student is awfully hectic, keeping up with wearing white and black every day of the week is somehow annoying and passing an eye of a niddle to keep it clean.

Gss lectures and it's wahala, I wake up every day at 4am except on Saturdays to make sure I attend gss classes. I have not really had time to explore around the school,trying to secure an apartment at somewhere near the school gate had limited my time to start school and that's how the knowledge of my vacinity was limited, I spent time trying to cover up and complete notes.

Ebuka, my friend from enugu, he has been in this school for a long time than I have, he is in his third year while I just started, he knows much about here than I do, but I have not really sat with him to gist so that he will tell me the do's and the don'ts so that I don't go against me and land myself on what I will actually regret.


Things were moving slowly and steady, my hectic classes and my annoying course mates, oh!! I hate dumb fellows, I had lotta them in my classes, at most times I feel that I am not supposed to be in class with people I drop 5 IQ points anytime am around them.. It sucks..

I was the odd one in the class, I move alone and I don't talk to anyone till I spotted Henry who behaves just like I do with other people.


"Hey "
I said to him on a Monday morning, I came to school a bit late and I was rushing to make sure I don't miss the class, I saw him sitting in front of the class room.

"Hi"
He replied nonchalantly not even pulling a smiling face, maybe he is a rude type I thought, but I still pushed, I need a friend in the department and he is qualified for it.


"Whatsup, is the class not holding? "
I asked, doubting that he'd reply.

"The class is holding but the lecturer had said no one is entering the class "
He stated out but still a looking mean. Mean and face down on his phone, more like I am disturbing him.

"Ohh!!
"After I had run down to here hoping to meet up "
I stated bitterly hoping to get a sympathetic reply from him but I got a dead silence, but I still pushed..

"I am Gabriel
"What about you.
I asked pulling a handshake and expecting the worst to come from the almighty rude snub.

"I am Henry
He replied and shaking my hands and looking down to his phone, looking so engrossed in it.

"Um!
I broke the silence he created, he looked away from the phone and feasted his gaze on me, showing the facial expression of "what!? "

"Are you this rude type that don't make friends? " I managed to let out.
That was the time he let out a smile, his smile is heavenly, even though he is Not that handsome, but he has got the smile as a killer point.

"Well! Not like I don't make friends but I don't really enjoy staying with people with lower IQ, I loath dumb people, they disgust me, that's why I don't really talk with this course mate of ours, they act dumb, I have been observing you, you don't talk with them too, what ever your reasons could be, but that's why I don't really associate, till any of them proves me wrong. "
I watched his lips move as he splits the words,now I know I have got a partner.


I let out a chuckle before I spoke up
"That's exactly why I don't associate with them too, I have noticed you too that's why I really wanted to get close "

"Ohh, dumb ass!!
He said out loud with a sarcastic laughter.

"We are good man?.
I asked, praying that he doesn't turn down the friendship offer.

"Yes we are!!
He said, standing up and letting a side nigga hug.

We exchanged numbers and kept on discussing, we were not only discussing but laughing, trying to know each other a little before the class got to an end.

We started being together, going to classes together and reading together, then on a faithful day I got into a fierce scene with an unimaginable and lion like female.


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written by Chiderachokolate
©oracle

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Literature / Death!!! by derachokolate(m): 4:34pm On May 09, 2018
Stop there!!! "

There is this deep voice from the ceiling, very deep and scary, I am fidgeting already, the windows are opening and the doors are shutting, the pots in the kitchen are throwing up and down, but who is causing all this.

I will kill you!!! "

Now the voice is getting deeper, getting into my head, it's confusing me, it's controlling me, I can feel my leg going up, the wind is about to blow the roof up,.

"who are you!!!? "

I managed to raise my shaky voice, and then blood dropped on me.

I am dragon!! "

The blood dripping from the roof, I can hear screams, I can't move my leg again, I can see death approaching me, fire burning the parlour, I am at the corridor lying helplessly as the wind took me up and broke my spine.

I can see a knife coming towards my head, and I closed my eye to accept my fate!!!....


©oracle
Romance / A Goddess And An Oracle by derachokolate(m): 10:32am On Apr 15, 2018
Yaya!
I know you love me...I'm amazing. A work of art..sculpted perfectly by the hands of the best artist.
I'm worshipped among peasant.

They kneel and kiss my feet... But you...you kneel and kiss my lips,the lips below. Creating amazing sensations soaring through my body.

While trying to control myself and not give in easily, you make it harder...thrusting deeper...faster...cumming each second.

You make me feel like the goddess I am.

I love you Oracle.

But I am an oracle , you know, beyond human thinking and Ideology , I am a tool of mythology , they probably learn how to be like me .

I cherish every goddess of your like , your specie are clearly different and neatly above others in all ramifications.

I am being worshiped too , but you had merited my loyalty.
Health / Re: Safer Abortion; Desperate Help Needed. by derachokolate(m): 7:59am On Apr 13, 2018
IdeyFindWife:

E don tey, e don tey, e don tey!
Na me dey sample the Choco, choko
Na me dey sample the Shoko, shoko

Wanna hear something else?

Dunt kill that poor girl, you phurker! angry

It's bad enough people go evacuating fetuses in dinghy 1Room Abortion clinics all over the place, you want to start taking abortion-pill prescriptions over the net on NL? That's crazy!!

What considerations wouldn't warrant going to get help from qualified medical practitioners at the hospital?

Could you even begin to imagine all the complications that could arise? Would you know the solutions? Or, na so you wan take learn your own Abattoir Medicine?

When girls open leg for broke boys like you, they don't know you be SpongeBob, you lack a brain and even your liver is on loan. Na ur type dey make girls not want to cope with hustling guys.

If you kill that girl, karma go find you too




Mr hustler and rich personnel , if I had impregnated a girl , I would state it there .
I used a friend , and that's a sentence that is very easy to understand ...........
Will you keep your itching finger for the next post ?
Romance / Safer Abortion; Desperate Help Needed. by derachokolate(m): 6:58am On Apr 13, 2018
Hello you all, a friend is pregnant and want to get rid of it, she cant keep the pregnant due reasons beyond considerations . She needs help on kind of medication to take without going to the clinic or hospital. She needs the help of nairaland users as soon as possible. Thanks
Health / Safer Abortion; Desperate Help Needed. by derachokolate(m): 6:52am On Apr 13, 2018
Hello you all, a friend is pregnant and want to get rid of it, she cant keep the pregnant due reasons beyond considerations . She
needs help on kind of medication to take without going to the clinic or hospital. She needs the help of nairaland users as soon as possible. Thanks
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Another 14 Yahoo Boys In Lagos State. by derachokolate(m): 10:20am On Apr 12, 2018
This is how they keep arresting the wrong people pheeeeeeeew , people that are helping bring back the money that the politicians load to abroads .

And erm , why are they not locating buhari , nigga have scammed us so hard ni !!!!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Miracle And Nina Reconciled By Alex, Tobi And Anto) by derachokolate(m): 10:13am On Apr 12, 2018
the script writers of this screenplay are really good though
Sports / Re: 8 Cameroon Athletes Go Missing From Commonwealh Games In Australia (PIC) by derachokolate(m): 10:07am On Apr 12, 2018
Its just like Nigeria picking me for an international duty and expect me not to go missing ........... Lai lai !!!!

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Culture / Re: Masquerade Pictured Drinking Beer by derachokolate(m): 10:01am On Apr 12, 2018
Masquerading has lost its Taste and originality , its now being handled by bunch of unemployed useless youths that knows zilch about traditional/cultural norms ... Pheeeeeeeew !!!!
Literature / Re: IN THE WRONG PLACE : A Story Of Love And Betrayal by derachokolate(m): 5:10am On Mar 31, 2018
why is erigga's long story playing on my head ? ..... Nice stuff you got here
Romance / Is Three(3) Years A Good Gap For Marriage? by derachokolate(m): 11:59am On Mar 30, 2018
please , is three years a good gap for marriage?
Phones / Please Help !!!! by derachokolate(m): 10:15pm On Mar 29, 2018
can a blackberry q10 run every android app ?
Romance / Re: My Husband Rapes Me by derachokolate(m): 8:41am On Mar 29, 2018
Ermmm I would have said its rape but what do you expect in a country where people misunderstand the concept of sexual dominance .


Las las nah sexual dominance them dy practice so
Romance / Re: Lady Removed Sex From Her Relationship For 4 Months And This Happened by derachokolate(m): 8:17am On Mar 29, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:



SHE THINKS SHE'S SMART,. BUT SHE'S JUST AN ORDINARY LUNATIC.. TO BE SINCERE.

SHE "REMOVED" SEX AND REPLACED IT WITH WHAT? MAYBE MORE BAD FOOD AND TERRIBLE ATTITUDE.

SHE FAILED TO REALIZE THAT THE BEAUTIFUL FACE OR BODY IS NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP PEOPLE TOGETHER.

SOME RELATIONSHIPS, AND EVEN MARRIAGES LASTS FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THE SEX IS GOOD. SOME PEOPLE ENDURE THEIR PARTNERS ATTITUDE, OR PHYSICAL / EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS QUALITY SEX TO COMPENSATE WITH.

AND THIS SELFISH GIRL DECIDED AT HER OWN WILL, TO "REMOVE" SEX FROM A POSSIBLY GOOD RELATIONSHIP.
IF HER MAN HAD DONE THAT TO HER FOR JUST A DAY, SHE'LL BE THE ONE TO RAISE THE ALARM THAT HE'S CHEATING ON HER.


THIS MAN HAS PROVEN HIMSELF A HERO, AND DESERVES A BILLBOARD AND A STATUE IN IMO STATE.

YOU SHOULDN'T JUST TAKE ANY NONSENSE THESE WOMEN GIVE YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF BEING "THE BOSS" OR IN CONTROL.
angry


erhnn , you are making brains oo , somethings are irreplaceable, you can't just remove sex and replace it with what kwanu , its better the sex is not there from Adams , than eating okro soup and you want to come and remove it from the menu

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Education / Re: 10 Animals Who Die Immediately (or Close To) After Sex by derachokolate(m): 8:03am On Mar 29, 2018
14 hours , ohmaikod!!!! , my friend here dy cum for five claps.

This life is a complicated set up
Romance / Re: She Said No To Me In 2011, But Now We Are Getting Married - Man Reveals. Photos by derachokolate(m): 2:21am On Mar 28, 2018
when she said no , probably she had a boyfriend that she had promised for life , las las she is now ready and boyfriend is not lady yet. Why she no go accept .... Pheeeeeww
Romance / Re: What Is Squirting ?? by derachokolate(m): 2:52pm On Jan 29, 2018
Myth.
Like in the Greek stories, we have our own gods of everything. There was a fight between the gods and the god of culture fell down to earth. He was weak, and a philosopher saw him, picked him up. Nursed his wounds and kept him in a golden mystery box to preserve him. And, since then that box has been passed down from generations to generations enabling culture live on.

Present day.
We have a man called Jegede, a civil servant, simple as they come. Funny too. He is the protector of the box now. He has an Efik descent, but was born and raised in Lagos. So, he imbibed the life of the Yoruba's as his actual way of life. He has two kids, Junior and Bella. (Where the movie title was coined from). They don't know about this mystery box in their house. Junior is 17 in SS3, stubborn and a loudmouth. Bella on the other hand, is 15. In ss1, quiet, dark, loves the colour - Black. Enjoys her own company, reads a lot. And, hangs out with older people. Some, her Dad's age mate.

Story.
The children have powers inherited from God knows where. And, their father doesn't know about it. These kids are not interested in the culture and traditions of Nigeria. But, something happened. While Bella was in the library going through old books as usual. She saw an old book on culture and traditions, opened it and started reading. A portal opened behind her, she entered and went back in time to the lives of the efiks.
11:46AM
Romance / Re: You No Sabi Mekwe!!, No Dy Ask Nonsense Question by derachokolate(m): 10:56am On Jan 14, 2018
yarimo:
Na lie it's your handwritten, I sabi you




you dont ooo
Romance / You No Sabi Mekwe!!, No Dy Ask Nonsense Question by derachokolate(m): 5:13pm On Jan 13, 2018
"You are making love to a girl and in between thrusts, you keep asking...

"Have you cum"
"Have you cum"

SMH!

If you know how to make a girl grind her waist in ecstasy and open the flood gates if slippery fountain, you won't have the time to ask that annoying question.

The mistake most of you make is think all girls "cum" with penetrative s*x.
So you pound like your life depends on it and then ask the 'cum' question.

Broda, shut up and ride on !

If she cums you will know.
You won't need to ask.
You will feel it in her body movements, her breathing would change and your penis will be drowned in the fountain of juices.

You know ehn, if you are so bent on making her cum, you can explore other options.
Do you know some women would have body quaking orgasm by nipples stimulation?
I dinor say you should use your teeth and cut the nips off ooo.
Ehen! Soft grazing of the teeth is permitted though except she is a freak and love pain stimulation.

Dry humping
Clitoral stimulation...stop pressing it like 'Lemote' control.
She won't feel nada.

Stop asking the question ��above.
It simply means, you no sabi mekwe.

NB: stick to the narrative.
Don't let the devil use you.

Thank you."

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as you can see , this is not my handwriting
Jokes Etc / Re: How/why I Hate/hated Arsenal by derachokolate(m): 11:07am On Jan 08, 2018
oh my kod!!!!
Jokes Etc / How/why I Hate/hated Arsenal by derachokolate(m): 6:05pm On Jan 06, 2018
this is why/how I hate/hated arsenal .

bet9ja would have favoured me laikdis , like I would have blown like atomic bomb ,you know that bomb spreads like wild fire .

on a normal Saturday laikdis , I woke up , did the house chores , prepared my pen and paper ,school student ghon!!, and "pakam pakam" i headed to bassey duke so I would collect fixtures , pick good games and collect better money like others hian "OMA nto n'banyi ".

ife gimme fixtures biko !

he gave me the fixtures and I found my self at one corner of the bet9ja shop ,sitting comfortably and prepared to draft out my sure games ..buhahahah

las las I ended up picking 15 ogbonge games that tickled my fancy and looked sure before the eyes .

"ife play this game for me before people go plenty here !"

he started typing while I watched the games from the monitor.

you don type finish ?

yes

how much e enter if you put 100 naira ?

400k..

saii with this money I've started a better business nah ! ,I told him to print as I rushed to the house and kept the ticket under my pillow ,so that my uncle will not see it .

arsenal was playing a club side from the championship.. that's Divison two .

I carried arsenal straight winning saii ,i had hope in this women association of england .

at around 7pm I checked my ticket , you know as e dy be nah , pen and paper ,

I was ticking it jejely and happily , I ticked 14 games and it was now remaining arsenal.

"arsenal go win this boys nah!
if nah big team I for dy fear .."

arsenal game started by 7:45 , if no be smor tin ,I for don order indomie from Chybyke on credit ....saiii see as my village people for use my head beat igba NRI na ofe.

I went to watch arsenal ,for the first time in this my yeye life I've supported arsenal ...tufiakwa!!!!!

oga we go win this game " I told one arsenal fan

game never start I don shout
arsenal !!!!

and I got the "for life " reply I never knew this players were dead already ...saiii ozu nwuru awu !!!

game started , I have started shortlisting my budgets already ,you know nah sombori that is 400 thousand naira rich ..

I for chop shawarma tire!!!

half time arsenal still day play zeros ..

saii , I started singing " our God is a good God oo,yea he is "

I was waiting patiently for that miraculous goal ,even if nah 1:0 ,I go manage am .

70mins zeros
saii , all this witches of poverty ...die by fire!!!!

85mins , zeros
I just stood up cleaned my sit and left the arena, I cannuh sit down and be watching my money go nah .

saii
when I reached the house , I checked the scores again as giroud liked this injury time goals ,maybe he would have done a smor magic ..

lai lai
ft, 00

Chelsea have not disgraced me laikdis before ni , I was folding my ticket and crying like somebody who was robbed 400 thousand..

saii in this life ,I cannot carry those ladies on my ticket again ...tufiakwa !!!!

written by chiderachokolate
#an_oracle_that_cannot_be_tackled
Phones / Re: The LeEcoThread by derachokolate(m): 5:36pm On Jan 06, 2018
shocked shocked :othe price is stii de same 100usd-110 usd;; dat is 42k and has the hanging problem and battery ish been solved cus mine is still givin me some probs :othe price is stii de same 100usd-110 usd;; dat is 42k and has the hanging problem and battery ish been solved cus mine is still givin me some probs
Phones / Re: The LeEcoThread by derachokolate(m): 5:33pm On Jan 06, 2018
Deicide:
This leEco s3 the price has increased to almost the xame as Xiaomi redmi note 4x both jumia and AliExpress
nah lie nah still 100 usd
Literature / Re: I AND Marcel(gay Story , Written By Chidera Chokolate) by derachokolate(m): 11:21am On Jan 03, 2018
TITLE: I AND MARCEL
EPISODE: 10

franklin was one of the new admitted students .

within the second term of the acdamic session Marcel started paying less attention, he started caring less , always busy ,claiming its because of his exams .

I would accept his excuses to avoid unnecessary altercations .

one day , during siesta ,I thought I could look out for Marcel since its being a while we saw each other or spoke at length with each other .

he wasn't in the hostel when I reached his hostel , I thought if where he could be , I decided to check him out in his(our) favourite spot .

when I was approaching the back of the chapel ,I looked at the bambo sticks cover ,where we do sit to talk love .

I noticed that more than one person was sitting there ,I peeped and saw Marcel with Franklin ,I got mad .

"so this is the exams ahbi
so this same boy he told me was his cousin is the same boy he is sitting with at our favourite spot."

before I could finish asking myself this questions, they were kissing .

I couldn't hold it again ,the tears where gushing out ,I got very angry , just at the back of the sacristy laid a 12apostles red wine bottle .

I rushed for it ,I picked up and approached them .

when Marcel saw me ,he was shocked , I didn't say a word to him ,I dragged franklin up broke the bottle on his head and stabbed him till I was sure he ain't breathing again .

before Marcel could say "stop"

franklin was already dead .

that was when I realised myself , Marcel had once told me that franklin's father is the state I.g of police .

we were still there looking confused ,no knowing what to do when teacher Anthony saw us .

jesus what happened ?

two of you should follow me .

we followed him the the father's house , the father rector called Franklin's father and reported the case ,the father requested to speak with me .

hello

don't hello me ” he shouted on me.

just pick a phone and call your parents because this will be the last time you might hear from them , I will make sure you die, same way he did, that's my only child , so just call them and bid them fare well , I will be there with my police men in 30minutes time...heediot !!

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this is three minutes before the time I will embrace my faith , I have sent a text across to my mum as I lost the boldness to speak to her on phone .

this is what love had made me do .

but

what becomes of Marcel ?

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written by Chidera chokolate

the end
happy new year

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Romance / What Is Squirting ?? by derachokolate(m): 10:21am On Dec 27, 2017
She said and I quote

squirt is urine forced out by sexual stimulation..

Don't come here and say rubbish o Case closed�����
Literature / Re: I AND Marcel(gay Story , Written By Chidera Chokolate) by derachokolate(m): 2:14pm On Dec 26, 2017
TITLE: I AND MARCEL
EPISODE; 9

When I got to Enugu , railway in , I branched to get myself a phone , after hoping from one shop to the other , I finally succeeded in getting a Nokia 3110ç ,I just needed a phone that runs the 2go qpp , and I finally got one .

When I reached Onitsha, I showed my mum the phone marcel gave me money to buy , and I lied to her that he bought it for me and I couldn't reject the gift , that I had no other choice than to take it .

That's the second time I was lying to my mum .

I was expecting her to shout on me because she has said that none of her child is using a mobile phone till when when they are done with high school .

And I broke the rule .

But she surprised me with her replies ,

"Okay.. Since its from Marcel , there is no problem.
In as much as you don't get distracted ."

Those were her words .

I smiled foolishly till "thank you mom" came out .

The money I saved in school then , I used it to buy simcard , then buy airtime that I used in purchasing data .

I was an mtn subscriber, because of its tariff and 2go subscription benefit .

When I was settled , I called Marcel on phone , we spoke at length , and I spoke with all his family members , as well he spoke to mine .

Next , I downloaded the 2go app , and childishly I had only him on my account , we would chat morning ,afternoon and night , we never got tired of each other , we speak on phone everyday , the money for airtime was not the problem , I saved my life put so I'll get the money I'll use and buy airtime.

What about the day I blacked the pot.

That Tuesday , I was told to boil rice , just as I kept the pot on fire Marcel called , I went to the parlour to pick up the phone , I spoke with him , we would laugh ,gist and brought new topics for discussion , the discussion was going well till I started perceiving this awful smell of burnt something.

My mummy will kill me " ..I thought

I rushed to the kitchen to see the pot of rice black , I went back to the parlour , picked Up my phone to check the call duration.

2hrs! ...I shouted , my face showing this unbelievable look .

Mummy will kill me today ....my heart was beating fast .

Bad timing , as I brought down the pot, my mum came back , from the door i could hear her scream .

"I just hope thats not my pot of rice that's smelling " ....

My heart sinked inside my stomach , I couldn't say a thing till she walked in to the kitchen, I was still holding the phone , my mouth ajar , as she opened the pot .

"Give me that phone "

That sentence sounded more like a death statement.

I couldn't say or do anything ,I just handed her the Phone with wet eyes,

Weeks passed, I approached my mum after each fourth night to beg for the phone but every plead fell on deaf ears .

I had to borrow one of big friends his phone , I called Marcel and explained everything to him , I gave him my mother's number ,so he could help me pleas for the phone .

Later in the day he called my mum ,and after the call , momma called Me .

"Chidera come and take this phone "

I went and silently collected the phone , even though I couldn't hide my facial expression.

The chats and calls continued , I didn't miss him much that holidays .

By and by we approached the end of the holidays , and I got back to school .

When I reached school that resumption day , I waited for Marcel at the school gate , when he came back he handed me a black water proof , and that was the very first day I tasted shawarma.

"This is not really sweet " I gave out the compliment as he was waiting for a compliment.

He was shocked , he never believed someone would actually say he/she doesn't like shawarma .

He later got on with the fact that I dislike what almost every body liked .

That was his last year in school, and new set of students was admitted ,I was more concerned about the fact that he is leaving school that year , which really disturbed my peace .

But still we got along till i soaked my hands with blood .

Franklin was an unlucky person , he shouldn't have crossed my path .

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written by chiderachokolate
Literature / Re: I AND Marcel(gay Story , Written By Chidera Chokolate) by derachokolate(m): 12:41pm On Dec 23, 2017
TITLE: I AND MARCEL
EPISODE: 8

The day to execute the plan has arrived , when the rising bell went , i rushed to the bathroom , had my bath and prepared for morning prayers and mass .
My heart was beating faster than it should , what if i get caught in the process of setting him up .

But we must get rid of the sand that's threatening to enter into our garri..... I Thought too
but it worth the risk .

After the morning prayers was the mass , when i was leaving the chapel to the sacristy , i signaled marcel , he only nodded his head .

No too long after we the mass servers have prepared , came the father rector .

He dropped his touch on the table inside the sacristy , before dressing for the mass .

When the mass had started , and the sacristy being left empty , i saw marcel walk across the window opposite me , then i knew its time to carry out our evil plan .

I went inside the sacristy , from the alter , earlier before i purposely left the washing hand basin , so i would have a reason , entering the sacristy while the mass is going on .

When i entered the sacristy , i picked the touch and passed to marcel through the window , then carried the basin back to the alter to keep on the credence table .

When the mass was dismissed , we the mass servers undressed and went back to the chapel .

"You can go for your track " teacher Anthony instructed , we do run a small distance track every morning to keep fit .

Wait wait !

The first auxiliary altered the instruction.

"Who took the father rectors lantern ? "

every where was quite , nobody talked , the auxiliary tried his possible best to make the students talk , but nobody shifted his legs .

After much talks and plead , the auxiliary got angry and decided a search to be the alternative , promising the supposed thief an immediate expulsion .

" Gbam ! Nice plan " i smiled inside me .

Every student was matched to the front of their respective hostels , and each house masters conducted a strict search .

At about 30 mins later , news fled that the sacristian , Clifford , was the one in possession of the lantern .
Clifford denied taking the lantern , but the already tensed dissapointed auxiliary , didnt give him a chance to explain .

He took Clifford to the father rector straight away , and before i could spell my name the expulsion was a done deal .

"ooooppppss finally "

during the breakfast , Clifford was brought to the refectory and his expulsion was officially announced , i looked at marcel , and he showed me a thumb up .

Never underestimate the power of real lovers , they can do and undo when it comes to any barrierlike in their relationship .

When Clifford was gone , i and marcel , became free again .

We got along, everything working out well and perfectly Okay , we spent time with each other , looked out for each other , exchanged gifts at one particular time or the other .

People were jealous of us , i got so used to him that i got addicted , no too long the academic session was getting to its end .

Marcel will enter ss3 , while i enter js3 , and soon he will leave school , how then do i cope , that was what was bothering me .

By and by , we got to the end of the academic session , on the day of the long vacation , i was with marcel from the morning till when i left school .

I couldnt let him off my sight since , i was gonna see him in the next blue moon , 3 months looked like 3 years .

I have started missing him already .
When the results was shared and vacation was officially announced .

I excused myself from marcel so i could go and arrange my luggages , then take my bath , since i have a long journey to make .

I went to the hostel , i parked my belongings , arranged my corner , and them went to take my bath .

Not up to an hour , i was done , i went to marcel's hostel and called him , he helped carry one of my bags , but he was infront so that the auxiliary won't see us .

When we reached at the school gate , i couldnt go as he whispered "i will miss you "

before i could reply , tears dropped .

"Take this 7 thousand naira , when you reach enugu , get a phone , here is my number , call me on phone when you are at home. "....

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written by Chidera Chokolate
Literature / Re: I AND Marcel(gay Story , Written By Chidera Chokolate) by derachokolate(m): 10:53am On Dec 22, 2017
TITLE : I AND ,MARCEL
EPISODE: 7

"You people should sit down here "

the auxiliary instructed pointing towards the bench infront of the sycamore as he sits opposite us .

"Do you know the consequence of
homosexuality in the seminary ?" ...he asked .

I turned and looked at marcel , the fear in me could show on my face , i was tempted to ask him how the auxiliary found out , but i kept quite so the auxiliary won't suspect a thing .

"Clifford brought a report to me that you guys behave like gays , which means you guys are suspects , and from now hence , i
don't want to see you guys closer than 5meters to each other , and i will change you guys too , i can't allow you people being in the same hostel .

I am not concluding that you guys are gays but, i have told Clifford to be monitoring you guys , and once he brings another report , i will table you guy's file to the rector and that is straight expulsion ! .....

Have i made my self clear! "

"yes auxi! " .... We shouted

he instructed me to run to my class while he told marcel to follow him , as i was running
to the class , i saw senior Clifford. the look i gave him could tell that the green snake is in the green grass ....

I wanted to tell him " you have drawn the battle line " .....its but i had to calm my nerves .

when classes dismissed , just immediately after lunch , i went down to the hostel, just to notice that marcel have been transferred
to another hostel.

I was pained , i wanted to cry but i wouldnt allow people notice , as i lay on the bed , so tired and down that i couldnt even remove my daywear. i saw a white piece of paper under my echolac .

I brought the white paper, opened it , and marcel wrote thus .

"meet me at the back of the chapel at exactly 2:30 , carry your hoe and machete so that it will look as if you were given manual labour , we have to plan on how to deal with is bastard son of a barrier .

I love you bby "

my heart was gladened as i set my alarm , undressed my bed and laid Down .

Not too long
"tin tin " the alarm went as i stood up , carried my hoe and machete , and tip toed towards The hostel door .

"Who is going out this siesta? " ... That's the coerce voice of teacher Emmanuel .

Teacher Emmanuel is the house teacher of st Michael's hostel (my hostel).

"Teacher Francis chidera"... i replied

he asked where i was going to , and i told him i was among the day's noise makers and i was given labour behind the chapel .

Before he could say the o in the okay , i was gone .

When i reached the chapel , i didnt see marcel , i thought of where he could be , as i walked straight through the back of the
chapel i heard a name that only he called me .

" chokolate "

i turned , and saw him sitting under the bamboo trees , in the farm behind the chapel .

"baby " .... I replied as i approached him ....

He stood , hugged me and gave me a peck on the cheek .

Since i started dating him , we have not kissed , i have always been the problem , i was just afraid of being labelled a bad kisser , first impression matters.

We talked about the issue at hand and how to get rid of it .

The only way to get rid of Clifford was setting him up for expulsion .
But the problem then became ,
"how do we do it?"
.

We started thinking on what to do, the fifteen minutes silence broke with marcel's

"yes i have a plan"

i turned, looking at him with my ears wide and eager to hear what he came up with .

He continued

" you know how much the father rector hates stealing and doesn't compromise it at all , be you his cousin, remember he expelled Jude , his junior cousin because he stole common pen . And remember that Clifford has one
suspension record tagged to his name ."

ehen..... So ? ........ I couldnt hold the curiosity in me.

He continued .

"Shey you are serving at mass tomorrow ? , i saw your name at the notice board .

And he is the sacristian , you will try and take father rectors rechargeable lantern , pass it to me through the window ,i will be waiting there , then i
will go and put it in his echolac .

Then after mass , they will surely search for the touch , and then , he's gone " ........ He
smiled after saying out the plan .

That's a nice and matured plan , but it was a very hard and risky task for me , but since that's the
only way to get rid of Clifford .

"I was determined to do it "

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written by chiderachokolate
Literature / Re: I AND Marcel(gay Story , Written By Chidera Chokolate) by derachokolate(m): 4:06pm On Dec 16, 2017
TITLE: I AND MARCEL
EPISODE: 6

It was not too long after i got prepared came the six o'clock angelus bell , which in otherwise signified the end of the day .

Before the warning bell , i was already heading to the chapel , for the evening prayers , and then followed the other activities of the day .


That night was free night so that the students could return their books to their respective classes, since that was a new academic section and change of classes occurred inbetween promoted students .


Ohhhh! I forgot to mention that we were retained in the same hostel , what a nice coincidence!.

I hurriedly dropped my books off my new classroom, by and by am gradually getting to the trouser level (senior student).

When i was done , i looked out for marcel , we went to our favourite corner to gist about the just concluded holidays .


He narrated everything sequentially , but in each scene he never failed to admit that i am the character missing , the end point of his story was that his holidays was boring without me .


I felt fly
i felt important
my self esteem boosted

he will actually make a perfect boyfriend .

When he was done , he gave me the chance to say how much i missed him .


After much gists, he cuts in with the magical question .

"havent you thought about my request ? What are you saying about it ? "

"yes i will be your baby boy " i dashed the words out without hesitation .

After i agreed , he stood up and gave me a long lasting warm hug , he wanted to give me a kiss but i dodged claiming not in the mood , not because am not in the mood , but because i knew i was bad at it , i have never done that before .


He didnt struggle , or try to steal the kiss from me , he acted the gentle man , and sat as he laid the promises .


"I promise not to cheat on you , and from now hence you are priority in this school now , i will make sure i give you the needed attention, i promise to be a good boyfriend " .... He said


those lines developed trust , i promised same , and coincidentally came the warning bell for lights out .


We held hands ,like newly wedded couple down to the hostel , what i saw absurd and as an abomination , i started getting used to it .

A day passed and its Monday , the first academic day of the academic session.

I wore my white and navy blue short, wore the blue wrist watch marcel got as gift for me , and up! , good to go .


Days passed , i got on with marcel , but we were on low key , since our typa relationship is against the school rules and regulations.

Lovebirds we were , sending love letters across , he would make sure i eat till bellefull each meal , he sneaks in provisions just to make me happy , he gave me the attention i needed and made sure i was always exempted from labour .


I was enjoying marcel and our relationship, but in the other hand i had phobias .

Marcel was in ss2 then and soon he will leave school , how do i cope after he has left .


Secondly it won't be long and the new function list would be Out and marcel's function will be altered , how then do i cope with labour .


This two things bothered me alot but i kept it to myself and lived on to enjoy him while it lasts .


People envied us , some threatened to report us , but we denied every accusation of us being gay .


We played the hide and seek very well till Clifford reported us .


Clifford was marcel's classmate , he always monitored us , the day he started monitoring us was after he begged marcel for food , and marcel told him the food was for me , i was looking at them from somewhere and i saw how his face changed , his facial expression was not encouraging , he just managed to say .

"i will know whats actually going on between you and this chidera of a boy "

since that day , I and Clifford turned enemies , he would punish me each time he sees me , and that has always brought problem between him and marcel , till the day they nearly fought .


That Tuesday morning , the intro-tech teacher was in the class teaching when the first auxiliary obstructed him .

"good morning sir " ...

I began to fear when i saw him with marcel , what could be the problem ?

I was still in thoughts when i heard .

"francis chidera! Follow me "






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written by chidera chokolate
Literature / Re: I AND Marcel(gay Story , Written By Chidera Chokolate) by derachokolate(m): 1:01pm On Dec 15, 2017
TITLE: I AND MARCEL
EPISODE: 5

While on holidays , i didnt have a phone , but i would steal my mother's phone to log on the site that marcel told me about .

I started channeling myself and learning what i am going to become , i learnt about anal , even though i saw it disgusting .

What about kissing a boy , that's the dumbest thing i could ever think of , but i was up to it against all odds .

I couldnt stay a day without fantasizing about my boyfriend to be , hallucinations on daily basis .

i started missing him .

I wasn't enjoying home again as all i think of was going back to school , accepting marcel , and living my supposed love life , exploiting the dirty plays i learnt from the site , which i thought would be more fun than staying at home .

Weeks passed , then came months and then it was a week to the resumption day , i was glad that finally , the days of anticipating is
gradually reaching its fullstop.

Within the blinking of an eye , its Friday already, i woke earlier than usual , i was eager to go back to school, the zeal looked different and suspicious .

I have missed marcel.

I had told my mum sometime before then about marcel , how kind he was and all the good deeds towards me , i never told my mum about our new plan and i promised my self never to tell her .

That was actually the first thing i kept from my mum since i was born .

Before 6:30 am

"mummy i should be on my way " .......i disturbed her peace

"chidera are you sure you are going back to school , unlike you , what are you running to catch ?" ........ she asked suspecting my moves

"hehehehe ahn ahn mummy is it bad to go back to school early ?, i have missed school ".... I replied defending my ever tickling self

"hmmmmmm okay nah , but wait till 7am so we could see a bike that will take us to the park . " :...she said

brother nnaji couldnt come that day since he travelled , i had to carry ,my luggages at 7am to the road where I and mum took a bike to the park .

"Be a good son , don't follow bad friends iyeah "..... She said as she handed me ten thousand naira pocket money , just before our car took off .

When i reached gariki park enugu, where i should take another bus to agbogugu , i took two thousand naira from my pocket money to get a gift for marcel , after much considerations i ended up getting two pairs of blue boxers , blue is my favourite colour .

I hurriedly entered the bus that finally got me before the school compound , i happily hopped in , bouncing like someone that just received a check of one million naira , the smiles on my face was contagious , anybody that came around got infected , and smiled for no reason .

I reached the hostel , and marcel was not yet back .

Bad but nice , i dropped the gift under his pillow , i disguised the cover of the gift.

Not up to an hour , i heard his voice , i rushed to the hostel door .

Marcel !!! ....i jumped on him , he nearly fell , the pitch my voice reached was surprising to people nearby , i could hear them murmur , but whose ox is gored , we never cared . I took one his bags as i whispered to him .

"I missed you though"
"i missed you too "....he replied

when we reached his corner , i dropped the bag and left the hostel , so i won't be around when he sees he gift .

I was peeping from the window next to him as he was trying to Arrange his bed , on turning his pillow , he saw my gift , the reaction on his face was the exact reaction i wanted to see , he looked at my corner , smiled and kept the gift aside .

Just few minutes i entered the hostel again , he looked at me and smiled , i smiled back because i knew what was going on , he could manage to stress his calm sweet voice
.
"thankyou "

"you're welcome ".... I Replied

then i left again so i could get the water we will use and bath that evening .

I came back , dropped one of the buckets under his bed , then changed to mofty and took mine to the bathroom .

When i was done with my bath , as i was strolling down to the hostel i met marcel heading to the bathroom , we waved at each other and went towards our directions .

When i reached the hostel , i opened my echolac to bring out my daywear , i saw a wrapped gift , which outer part was sticked with a white paper written "from marcel " on it .

What could be inside i thought .

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written by chidera chokolate

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