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uceee: Guy Abeg which site did you check it?

Hey!!! I'm not a guy ooooo...shuo..

[size=16pt]Alinna, Ugochukwu Charles[/size]

Chemistry = 53; Biology = 61; Physics = 57; Use of English = 62; Aggregate = 233

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[size=16pt]Wikipedia University nko?
Or
Google Day Care[/size]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

@ O.P, I made the payment and followed the above instructions too and my centre was accredited 7hrs later. Although some people that made their payment late didn't receive any access code. Sorry about what happened but all i can say is, the Jamb Accreditation is not a scam.

adexlink: Especially if she ate stockfish a.k.a okporoko the previous night. . .

the next morning, you are dead by her mouth odour....lol

What about eating suya with enough onions the previous night? hehee

As for me, i brush every night, so, i get to enjoy my morning kiss/kisses/................

^ lol

Saint Obi and Stephanie Okereke

Anyone in Bus. Mgt Yr 2 here??

Onyeasi:
Where is the joke?

Read again!!!

Onyeasi:
Let me help you out, you madd man.


AIDS Injection
There was a man living in Victoria Island,
Lagos.
A thief came to his house one night and
threatened to inject him with blood
containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all
the money he collected from the bank the
day before.
The man: Are you going to leave me with the
money if I allow you to inject me with the HIV
virus?
The Thief: I will not collect the money and I
will leave you.
On hearing this, he told the thief to give him
5 minutes and he went to the toilet. When he
came back from the toilet, he asked the thief
to inject him with the HIV virus.
The thief injected him with the HIV virus and
left immediately.
Immediately the thief left, the wife became
hysterical
The Wife: What the hell did you just do?
The Man: Don't mind the silly thief, he
doesn't know that I put on a condom the
other time I went to the toilet.

Please create your thread,

Onyeasi:
Na now i know i'm dealing with a f00l. Mtcheww

Your mouth dey ooze

A whiteman and a nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The whiteman is thinking that nigerian is
so dumb that he could easily put one over on him easy. So the whiteman asks if the nigerian would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The whiteman persists, " This game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. You ask me one and if I don't know the answer, I pay you $500. This catches the nigeran's attention and to keep the whiteman quiet, agrees to play the game. The white asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five- dollar bill, and hands it
to the whiteman. Now, it's the nigerian's turn. He asks the whiteman, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The whiteman uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the airphone, he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e- mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After an hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the nigerian and hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The whiteman is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes up the nigerian and asks, "Well, what does go up a hill with three legs and come down with four?" The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the whiteman $5 and goes back to sleep,   

Its si*lly but funny, so why not create your own thread? Dum,b a,$$

I can see your location, so i'm really not surprised at your question!!!

tnx

A couple was invited to a swanky family masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you, your dad was glad he borrowed my costume, he seemed to have had a whale of a time!

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I call as much as he. The only time he reduced his calling was when we had issues, Even though he said all is well, the calls continued dropping until i confronted him and things have changed for better now. So my dear, confront him but do not start nagging and counting how many minutes you call, Just try to make him see reasons and all. And i also hope you will not come back with a new thread "Should my BF call more than i do??"

Good day, Please does anyone have any info about NewCom International? How effective are they? Are they real?

mr.foxx:
Hello Dere and others pls i need advice from every 1 in this thread!

I want to switch to andriod fone but i dont knw which 1 to chose!
I need a good phone plus

Am hoping to get this phone in ABJ
On 3rd pls n pls i need info's so i dont make mistake
Here my username on facebook should u need to reach me http://facebook.com/tripple.f.frizzle

Thanks waiting to hear from you guys


Cheers!!!

Samsung ace is very good and quite affordable.

Please i need a direct link to download a Dell PowerEdge SC420 VGA driver for XP. I formatted my System and now My Multimedia Video Controller & Video Controller (VGA Compatible) is not installed. Please help!!!! 


Please you can also send the link to my mail: oritsedere@yahoo.com

karl max:
now ∂eƔ would rip what they sow

And how sure are you that the christians are responsible for today's attack?

At least four people have been killed and several others wounded due to a bomb explosion in Maiduguri on Friday.

A Maiduguri resident and eyewitness said the blast occurred near a local Mosque while people were finishing Friday prayers.

"There was a loud blast near the mosque just after the Friday prayers as people were trooping out of the mosque. Everybody scampered to safety, leading to a stampede," the resident said.

According to Lt. Colonel Hassan Mohammed, the Nigerian Joint Security Task Force Spokesman, no further details have yet been discovered.

"It's true there was a blast near Monday market while people were leaving the mosque. We don't have details yet," said Lieutenant Colonel Hassan Mohammed.

This blast comes as no surprise, as the Islamist sect Boko Haram has been raging serious war within this Northern Nigerian region, carrying out a string of explosions - killing and wounding hundreds along the way.

On Christmas day this year, the sect claimed responsibility for bombing a Catholic Church near Abuja, where at least 42 people were killed.

Threats of new attacks for the new year have also been made by the group, who is seeking to enforce Sharia, Islamic law, throughout all of Nigeria.






http://saharareporters.com/news-page/four-killed-new-explosion-near-mosque-maiduguri

So many things happened this year oo, Hmm, which of them will i even share?

1. One day i will NEVER forget in 2011 is April 24th. I finally mended things wif my bf. We finally learnt to understand and trust each other. We shared our secrets and forgave each other. And my love for him grew more that day. Hmmm, I love him sha!!!

2. I lost my grandpa on the 21st of december. Just last week. It really pained me. I have never seen him physically. We have always been talking on phone. I regret not going to lag to visit him, Now i can never see him again, Awwww, R.I.P Grandpa.

Monday, Play's over

Thanks

Merry xmas. Hope your stay was kul?

booqee:
U try for d yoke joke though ee no really funny.

abeg u for put you na make we read am ke

Sundayademola:
cannot even list,just too much

hehee

seedord247:
who go raise this topic out? I don even forget say i create something like this.

na me o

ola4yinka:
Pls where did u get your Ace? Slot sells for 45k or so, thanks

I bought mine @ Fine Brothers in Enugu

Yes, for free, I use my boyfriend's office login

i browse and download with wi-fi, very cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeap