If you must contact, let it be a quick text nd make sure its LATE.

would be better day after sed "Happy Belated Birthday". the end.

question is what concerns Cali in a thread about NewYork and London

slut harlot blah blah. I already predicted those hrs before

You never fail to disappoint

Credit Crunch in the UK is so bad, you asylum seekers cant even afford new words

Na so 'n reach?

I think that's my fav gif, her eyes look demonic.  Lol

well that and the tambourine lady  

The phrase "Razz Element" is razz on its own.

Local Champion.

First you say Igbos eat eachother, now you are using their words

Berra pick a side, confused obuko

You ignore it. Ex means past tense. Think of your own birthday.

who dash meatless person betta state. Better claim your Osun abyss jeje.

Oniranu. Obuko Dudu






A.I.!

.U need to get yourself some artificial intelligence.

How did I forget this one? This has got to be the most overused one surpassing "Jesus Wept!" sef.


Oyinye, you should have reminded me.  

onyinye2:

You forgot on Phoenix

Cheese N' Rice

Cant forget that one. Dont know what yeye village serves just cheese and rice together. Dude never mentions meat sef abi meat is now a luxury  

~Sauron~:

Do me a favour: Take this 50 cents n go get some peppermint cos your breath stinks!!!

Only if you take a shower cos you stink. Go ahead, slap me  


Jesus Wept!

Lol now Im guilty of what I want the mods to remove. Alright Im done.






Ezcema!

~Sauron~:

Stop pretending. . . . .Whores don't work where they reside.
Your colleagues who stand by the poles of Allen Avenue don't stay in Ikeja. . . . .Who gives a rat ass where you stay??
Buy a map and educate meself?? Coming from a prat that travels once in every 10 years. . .it's ironic.


It's a daft statement conceived from a brainless and thoughtless being.
If you want to be a mod, say so and stop using your whoring tricks to drive your moronic points home.

Jesus Wept!

Eczema!

Syphillis!

You're a slut!

You're a LovePeddler!

Look at this triglodyte!

Ezcema Stained Head!

Your mothe'rs a got fucker!

You're a LovePeddler!

Blah Blah Allen Avenue!

Douchebag!

Eczema!

Village Champion!

Jesus Wept!

Did I forget anything cos Im sure the next "diss" will be a variant of one or two of those I just listed.

Seriously give it up. The whole world knows your next words before you do. If you didnt get my point (which Phoenix has explained), you should have said so/simply asked. It wasnt a diss to the present mods. Get over yourself and quit looking for opponents esp since you just end up boring them with the same ol' shit.

I dont believe I named who should be mods, CH2Cho5. Just stating more mods of different timezones should be appointed so your rant about broken homes and bad advice doesnt make sense to me. Sorry.

Man seriously the modify button should be added back. Whole thing is retarded.

I dont live in Brooklyn you nitwit. Seems to be the only city you NL gays know sef. Buy a map or something and educate yourself.

Criz, why are you even up sef? You no sleep?

Im not having an argument.   It was actually a general comment about time differences. For some reason Sharon decided to make it about him. Dude's just looking for a fight. Suggest you calm him down cos its not gonna happen.

DaPhoenix:

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity lol. But I totally understand what you mean.

Cool  

Stephen can be an additional one for Family, lol if he can deal with it.

C2H5OH:

Who gives a goat about where your mods are located.  Good sense and rationality in your mods matter more.  If you have biased mods who only choose sides without looking carefully at posts, all you have is fucking tyranny.

Um the OBVIOUS point is that if various locations are mixed up. those who are up now, can clean up spam, etc then vice versa or should people expect those living in Naija/UK to do such at 3am/4am when they are most likely sleeping? What does timezones have to do with being biased.

Seriously how hard is this concept for some of you to grasp?  

Why do people just jump the gun instead of trying to understand things?

DaPhoenix:

I feel like most of the members on Nairaland are in Nigeria (I might be mistaken) so it will make more sense to have mods in Nigeria. Plus, what happens when the American/Canadian mods fall asleep?

then people from the other side of the world will be up. Seun should mix it up I mean.

Actually I just realized that Family doesnt have a mod. It needs one.

What's not to believe? An abused wife is foreign to you?  

I no even care about the thread again. Osisi is the one helping her now. Thankfully. So all these "discussions" na waste of time.

Just think people are taking someone else's shit to heart and it's making people get too personal. It's lame.

Oyinye, you sef you are crazy. How wouldnt anyone know it's me.   I dey o. Just being silly and Sharon is foaming like a LovePeddler that hasnt been paid. You dey mind him. He no know most of his fans are alseep so his lame disses are just going down the drain, that's where we go back to the real issue of how American or at least bloody Candian mods are needed

Ebony-Silk:

Tope.
What next

Seriously stop it.

My own is just trying to make a dork take a stick out of his ass, yours is just looking for trouble. Enough.

sillyboy:

See as Daphoenix dey laugh like witch wey dey Karma village. . . . .shior.

@ Karma.
Should a woman rely on a man to feed herself?. . . .MacDonald's even has a $1 burger now sef. So what are we talking about?

Bastard or no bastard. . . .ammma starve her till she can afford $1 burger!

Doesnt she live in Naija?

Maybe she's off work for maternity leave?

so because you are mad that she doesnt make money, her husband she starve half his seed?

syphilis, eczema, you've used it all before. Was lame then. Still lame now.

Crying Jesus sef is bored.

Try Again.

Alagolo, stop looking for trouble. Na by force?

sillyboy:

Hey, that's kinda harsh!. . . .I mean the bastard.

I almost replied with a very silly post. . . .but thank Jeez I decoded easily it was you.
U can call me anything you like jor. . . . . . . .as long as you dont give me nightmare tonight.

Now you De-reloaded abi wetin? Just wondering where and how you dey.
Aint I fit for a mod?

I dey o  

well your comment was pretty bastard-like unless you were joking but who knows for you.

I doubt Seun will accept "modding" someone who wants to starve babies.

When is Jesus gonna start weeping?

A woman cant be a douchebag, you bloody refugee. Go back to urbandictionary.com and learn better disses.

Dont forget to mention ezcema this time

sillyboy, you're a bastard that believes starving a pregnant woman is normal. Comot from my face before you start having those nightmares again.

I believe your real location is Sudan sef.

Someone else should nominate themselves.  

spoilt, why are you responding to him?  

He's feeling funky and looking for attention. Sadly he's predictable and has used the same tired disses over and over again. Any slowpoke would know what Im getting at with the "American mods" comment.

Tell me more about how my brain is like "tsetse fly" or what's the popular one "ezcema stained head" so you know you fans can holler for you.

what does iQ have to do with time of sleeping. People too dey like yarn dust for attention

spoilt:

Do all the moderators live in naija?  

one lives in the UK
one lives in Gambia
the other lives in the bloody Bermuda triangle  _iice

Point is they are not around to shut down such daft threads esp now that they are getting way too personal.

This is why they shouldnt have mods that live on the other side of the world

Romance and such need Americans since we are still up arolund this time and we can shut down idiotic threads like this.

Eyesore.

a jury would ask for your blood Criz

Wow yu're pathetic.

Will she pay for the wedding too?

Akuse.