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Romance / Re: Reasons Women Get Attached To A Man After Sex by DesBenedict: 2:12pm On Mar 02
iamtardey:
Shey na why dem go dey ask so what are we now … just right after the first sex??! Because me I don’t know what we are o undecided
Just tell her, "we are lovers".
Politics / Re: Power And Money. Which One Is Greater? by DesBenedict: 8:54pm On Sep 08, 2023
casualobserver:


A man with power can never lack money, if he lacks money it is because he is not motivated by money. e.g a principled public official/ civil servant, .
Stop saying rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna And ASAP Rocky Name Their Second Son, “RIOT” by DesBenedict: 8:46pm On Sep 08, 2023
kabe1:
Riot Asap Rocky - grin grin grin
Present Sir
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna And ASAP Rocky Name Their Second Son, “RIOT” by DesBenedict: 8:45pm On Sep 08, 2023
kabe1:
Riot Asap Rocky - grin grin grin
Present Sir
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna And ASAP Rocky Name Their Second Son, “RIOT” by DesBenedict: 8:44pm On Sep 08, 2023
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Romance / Re: Relationship Wise: What Does A God-fearing Man Mean? by DesBenedict: 6:13pm On Aug 14, 2023
To a woman it means a man they can control, but believe me they don't really like such

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Romance / Re: A Single Mother Of One Is Trying To Get Close To Me, how do I let her down easy by DesBenedict: 10:36am On Aug 14, 2023
4uck her reckless when u still have the chance. There is one spoilt remote that is always controlling that species - they don't know themselves.
Sports / Re: Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As Footballer With Most Guinness World Records by DesBenedict: 11:29am On Aug 02, 2023
JayDaily2:
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; things are more easy with less competition there.

_ Indira Gandhi
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Education / Re: Intimidating Facts You Never Knew. With number 11, you will be Wowed! ! by DesBenedict: 9:22am On Jun 30, 2023
Gadafii:
Female kangaroos have two puccis 😬
Ravenous fucking upandan. Omor 😂
Romance / Re: +18: MEN ONLY: This Is How to Be Fun When Chatting With a Girl by DesBenedict: 6:37am On Jun 30, 2023
Magnoliaa:


Your mother is the old woman, and your sister a hórny stalker.

Oloshi. grin grin

Like all the vaginas you've been sticking your limpy, watery-cum-shooting deek in abi?

Like all the vaginas you've been killing yourself over trying to enter?

I am a vagina, but you dedicated your whole stinking and shredded life to write books for fellow lowlifes like you on how they can enter "there"?

The same vagina that gives you worth and pleasure? The same vagina you take pride in using condemn and fairly used household objects in attracting?

Ti won ba tun bi poriporipopo e da—make I repeat am for English sef

If them born, born, born, born, born you well, repeat that nonsense you said to me at any time on this forum again.

Dingbat.
You like iLegend
TV/Movies / Re: AGN Suspends Actor Jerry Williams Indefinitely Over Drugs Abuse by DesBenedict: 5:59am On Jun 30, 2023
Slurity:
You will struggle to be happy with this your attitude
As happy as u are now, how far?

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Politics / Re: Bandit Leader, Dogo Gudali, Killed By Explosives Planted By Gang Members by DesBenedict: 5:46am On Jun 30, 2023
Fake. They are selling sh+t to the media. If you know you know.
TV/Movies / Re: AGN Suspends Actor Jerry Williams Indefinitely Over Drugs Abuse by DesBenedict: 5:40am On Jun 30, 2023
The guy no get doings na the reason those yeye dey use am catch cruise. People wey dey do drugs for that sector plenty.
Never place urself in a position where some MFs would have the gut to make you feel like ur life success, achievement, happiness or joy depends on them.
Like me wey be student for uni so, once lecturer or school try to stress my life small, I dey just bullshit dem.

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Politics / Re: Why Cannabis Use In US, UK, Others Differs From Nigeria – NDLEA by DesBenedict: 2:07pm On Jun 29, 2023
The man no just get sense. Him just dey watch videos of people wey take Colos dey say Canadian loud no get THC.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US-China: Biden Calls Chinese President Xi Dictator Day After Beijing Talks by DesBenedict: 1:52pm On Jun 22, 2023
CJStarz:
Biden, always looking down on other world leaders. Chai! America been use their war films put fear for the minds of people and nations. For their film,one person, ' actor' go single handedly finish off hundreds of Russian or Japanese or Vietnamese soldiers. Na so 'bozz' and his soldiers go dey fire bullets at the 'actor', bullet no go touch am. The 'actor'go jump from one skyscraper fiaaaaaaam to another and to another and then he go jump hiiiiigh catch d chopper wey carry d 'bozz' dey escape,climb inside o,then beat shege comot for 'bozz' eye,then carry 'bozz'troway from the door.....d chopper no go crash o,or if d chopper wan crash,d 'actor' go just press something and d chopper go begin fly normal.
Choiii...na I'm dem use put fear for our body but for reality,whosaiii!😂😂

You are crazy bro 😂😂😂
I don laugh my lungs burst.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Maj Gen T.A Lagbaja With His Boys In NW Before His Appointment by DesBenedict: 4:54pm On Jun 21, 2023
BadMaster:

Maybe you are a dundee united.
NDA na connect
Health / Re: Nigeria: Youths Appetite For Drug Abuse Growing – Dr Otorkpa by DesBenedict: 4:20pm On Jun 21, 2023
But those mfs legalize cigarette. Natural igbo wey dey heal man dem say na drugs.
Romance / Re: The Moment A Groom Wept Uncontrollably At His Wedding (Photo, Video) by DesBenedict: 7:49am On Aug 05, 2022
He may not be a simp. Strong men cry.
Food / Re: Which Swallow Do You Like Best? by DesBenedict: 10:14am On Mar 18, 2022
All of them ( in Arthur Shelby's voice)
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim: Stop Using Dirty Hands And Dirty Saliva On A Woman’s Privates by DesBenedict: 12:22am On Feb 27, 2022
PH
Romance / Re: What Happened to Me? [Picture] by DesBenedict: 7:33am On Nov 07, 2021
iLegendd:
Quite expensive sha. The info there can't be found anywhere. I may end up not releasing it to avoid CBN wahala.
Send it to me plsssssssssss

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Health / Re: 5 benefits of sugar you probably don't know about (Ladies would like number four by DesBenedict: 7:30am On Nov 07, 2021
Truvelisback:
Op, why didn't u tell them that sugar causes jedi jedi?
Nawa oo
Phones / Re: Share A Good/bad Experience On A Smartphone You've Used by DesBenedict: 3:49pm On Oct 17, 2021
Jmichael1:
Which phone con good now?

i wonder ooh,dem jst dey discourage me 4 here,and i need new phone nxt week...

Try Umidigi x
Phones / Re: Brag About Your Phone Without Mentioning The Name [Picture] by DesBenedict: 6:37am On Oct 11, 2021
paltielx:
My my phone supports 4G in all network in Nigeria, support otg, does splitting and pinning of screen, 3/32. 12mp main camera and 8mp selfie cam, I bought it for less than 30k
Name of phone pls
Business / Re: How Do You Cope With This Much Charges From The Bank by DesBenedict: 5:03am On Sep 27, 2021
iLegendd:
I handle it by making my money in Dollar and keeping them in Dollars/Pounds and in Crypto.

When I want to use money, I withdraw from Dollar to Kuda, Barter, Piggyvest, etc. Barter is free to send money.

If the money is sent to my local bank like UBA or GTB, I don't get text message alert, but email. Email alert is free, but SMS isn't. I have MB 24/7, so no need for SMS alert.
If you're talking about all these exorbitant duty charges, na una wey dey keep money for Naira I pity.


How do I keep my money in Dollar/Pounds? Which app do you use?
And how do I make money in Dollars?
Put me through. I need help.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Hanging On A Moving Keke In London (Video) by DesBenedict: 5:34pm On Sep 15, 2021
Offpointng:
When you bring into a communion two sledge hammer with a bricks of sack clothing, the souvenir of humility cannot be undertaken in a vehicle of nuisance constitution. But when you do all things just to shake the media atmosphere, the rain of money might just be hidden at the back of a mango leaf whose skeleton project maturity

Mans wetin dey give you inspiration �
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kabul: US Military Suspends All Military Flights by DesBenedict: 7:22am On Aug 17, 2021
Somehow I feel the US is avoiding a direct combat with the talibans, because staying there means preparing for an emergence of war which may lead to some diplomatic unrest. Just imagine a full-blown retaliation should the talibans step on their toes.
Romance / Re: The Red Truth by DesBenedict: 9:48am On Aug 05, 2021
Dpsychologist:

Thanks for bringing my attention to this. I think i didn't clarify myself vividly on that statement. I think i have to reorganize that statement.

My message is that men will choose their wives over their child not that they don't love them but if in a situation to choose between both of them especially in situation like death.

For example : a woman with complications in a labor room will chose to die to let her unborn child live but if a man is given the choice between his wife and his unborn child he will choose the wife over the child. With the Belief that she can give birth to another child.
It's simple logic. If he chooses the kid, the woman dies; which may affect the kid upbringing; the man chasing another woman and other related problem. But if he chooses the wife, they can easily procreate next time.
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What To Say When I Talk To Girls. by DesBenedict: 3:56pm On Dec 24, 2020
dollytino4real:
if u are shy dash dem money
Lol
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What To Say When I Talk To Girls. by DesBenedict: 3:55pm On Dec 24, 2020
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Cuppy: I Hope I Will Get To DJ At BBNaija Before I Turn 30 by DesBenedict: 1:36pm On Sep 28, 2020
DJ Cuppy
Health / Re: Lump In The Chest- Graphics Pix Attached by DesBenedict: 7:44pm On Dec 17, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

People are sick everywhere. Ask him if he holds any bitterness, unforgiveness against anyone. Sometimes, the battle in the mind and spirit reflects fluid and swellings on certain areas of the body.

Richdad


Schwooo!!!

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