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iamtardey:
Shey na why dem go dey ask so what are we now … just right after the first sex??! Because me I don’t know what we are o

Just tell her, "we are lovers".

casualobserver:
A man with power can never lack money, if he lacks money it is because he is not motivated by money. e.g a principled public official/ civil servant, .

Stop saying rubbish

kabe1:
Riot Asap Rocky -

Present Sir

kabe1:
Riot Asap Rocky -

Present Sir

F

To a woman it means a man they can control, but believe me they don't really like such

4uck her reckless when u still have the chance. There is one spoilt remote that is always controlling that species - they don't know themselves.

JayDaily2:
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; things are more easy with less competition there.

_ Indira Gandhi

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Gadafii:
Female kangaroos have two puccis 😬

Ravenous fucking upandan. Omor 😂

Magnoliaa:
Your mother is the old woman, and your sister a hórny stalker.

Oloshi.

Like all the vaginas you've been sticking your limpy, watery-cum-shooting deek in abi?

Like all the vaginas you've been killing yourself over trying to enter?

I am a vagina, but you dedicated your whole stinking and shredded life to write books for fellow lowlifes like you on how they can enter "there"?

The same vagina that gives you worth and pleasure? The same vagina you take pride in using condemn and fairly used household objects in attracting?

Ti won ba tun bi poriporipopo e da—make I repeat am for English sef

If them born, born, born, born, born you well, repeat that nonsense you said to me at any time on this forum again.

Dingbat.

You like iLegend

Slurity:
You will struggle to be happy with this your attitude

As happy as u are now, how far?

Fake. They are selling sh+t to the media. If you know you know.

The guy no get doings na the reason those yeye dey use am catch cruise. People wey dey do drugs for that sector plenty.
Never place urself in a position where some MFs would have the gut to make you feel like ur life success, achievement, happiness or joy depends on them.
Like me wey be student for uni so, once lecturer or school try to stress my life small, I dey just bullshit dem.

The man no just get sense. Him just dey watch videos of people wey take Colos dey say Canadian loud no get THC.

CJStarz:
Biden, always looking down on other world leaders. Chai! America been use their war films put fear for the minds of people and nations. For their film,one person, ' actor' go single handedly finish off hundreds of Russian or Japanese or Vietnamese soldiers. Na so 'bozz' and his soldiers go dey fire bullets at the 'actor', bullet no go touch am. The 'actor'go jump from one skyscraper fiaaaaaaam to another and to another and then he go jump hiiiiigh catch d chopper wey carry d 'bozz' dey escape,climb inside o,then beat shege comot for 'bozz' eye,then carry 'bozz'troway from the door.....d chopper no go crash o,or if d chopper wan crash,d 'actor' go just press something and d chopper go begin fly normal.
Choiii...na I'm dem use put fear for our body but for reality,whosaiii!😂😂

You are crazy bro 😂😂😂
I don laugh my lungs burst.

BadMaster:
Maybe you are a dundee united.

NDA na connect

But those mfs legalize cigarette. Natural igbo wey dey heal man dem say na drugs.

He may not be a simp. Strong men cry.

All of them ( in Arthur Shelby's voice)

PH

iLegendd:
Quite expensive sha. The info there can't be found anywhere. I may end up not releasing it to avoid CBN wahala.

Send it to me plsssssssssss

Truvelisback:
Op, why didn't u tell them that sugar causes jedi jedi?

Nawa oo

Jmichael1:
Which phone con good now?

i wonder ooh,dem jst dey discourage me 4 here,and i need new phone nxt week...

Try Umidigi x

paltielx:
My my phone supports 4G in all network in Nigeria, support otg, does splitting and pinning of screen, 3/32. 12mp main camera and 8mp selfie cam, I bought it for less than 30k

Name of phone pls

iLegendd:
I handle it by making my money in Dollar and keeping them in Dollars/Pounds and in Crypto.

When I want to use money, I withdraw from Dollar to Kuda, Barter, Piggyvest, etc. Barter is free to send money.

If the money is sent to my local bank like UBA or GTB, I don't get text message alert, but email. Email alert is free, but SMS isn't. I have MB 24/7, so no need for SMS alert.
If you're talking about all these exorbitant duty charges, na una wey dey keep money for Naira I pity.

How do I keep my money in Dollar/Pounds? Which app do you use?
And how do I make money in Dollars?
Put me through. I need help.

Offpointng:
When you bring into a communion two sledge hammer with a bricks of sack clothing, the souvenir of humility cannot be undertaken in a vehicle of nuisance constitution. But when you do all things just to shake the media atmosphere, the rain of money might just be hidden at the back of a mango leaf whose skeleton project maturity

Mans wetin dey give you inspiration �

Somehow I feel the US is avoiding a direct combat with the talibans, because staying there means preparing for an emergence of war which may lead to some diplomatic unrest. Just imagine a full-blown retaliation should the talibans step on their toes.

Dpsychologist:
Thanks for bringing my attention to this. I think i didn't clarify myself vividly on that statement. I think i have to reorganize that statement.

My message is that men will choose their wives over their child not that they don't love them but if in a situation to choose between both of them especially in situation like death.

For example : a woman with complications in a labor room will chose to die to let her unborn child live but if a man is given the choice between his wife and his unborn child he will choose the wife over the child. With the Belief that she can give birth to another child.

It's simple logic. If he chooses the kid, the woman dies; which may affect the kid upbringing; the man chasing another woman and other related problem. But if he chooses the wife, they can easily procreate next time.

dollytino4real:
if u are shy dash dem money

Lol

Lol