₦airaland Forum

Mumben:
thanks Sis, I know it'll pass but I want it to pass quickly before it gets to d stage of people mocking us. God is faithful anyway because how we survived all these years is only God. Thanks for d encouragement

veave:
Use your sitting room to start a daycare. Tell all the mothers in your neighborhood that you can help look after their kids for a little fee. As you expand you get a license. Start small.

Excellent idea.
You can learn handiwork. Locking hair gives lots of cash. Though I dont know where you live. Gives more money than braiding, weaving etc.

There is one thing you have to know, self pity kills,it destroys ideas and makes one extremely lazy so I'm not gonna pity you but tell you to stop pitying yourself and use your brain. Don't ever neglect any small beginning.
That's how billionaires emerged.

This poster here passed through hell( don't think anybody my age would have survived those yrs) but I live to tell the story. So you should live to tell your story. Most importantly, know your worth, think your worth and you will attract your worth. That's the law of nature( very few apply that), you keep on looking for self pity, you will attract circumstances that demands that.
So you are what you attract and listen, there is nothing spiritual happening to you. Stuffs happen to people all over the world. If you can comfortably use the internet, then you are limiting yourself and have yourself alone to blame. If you give out positive vibes, it will surround your husband. So far you give out negative vibe( e.g. self pity) and it's affecting you both.

Introverts are the best brains in the world. Make use of your gift.

Omoslim26:
We told them not to vote for dis evil govt them no gree

and I ask did this govt do well the first tenure to warrant being voted for the second time

well all dat one is in the past moving forward now

the yorubas should figure out a way to sort dis issue out immediately running is not an option ooo

if you run na who go help you fight your battles ooo

if na to arm every youth in the land and empower them as vigilante let them do so

Everybody is claiming lagosian.

I still wonder why south is very lenient on these murderers.

They are busy fighting themselves to the advantage of the north. No ethnic group in the north like the south. They always want to subdue. Just that the fulanis are championing the cause.

During election, they are among the most populous

Mariangeles:
You can try this maangchi's bread recipe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDawF4HA7hM

You're a fan of hers, right?
She makes everything seem so easy.

Maangchi is my YouTube mum
That her bread no dey like agege bread. U know naija bread is special


I used this recipe. Another favourite of mine. And it's so easy to make. My only problem was dough rising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mObpLtZy1E

Liposure:
great job

Thank u

Bloggers
Surname isn't even correct

cococandy:
well done

Thanks

Inferiority complex syndrome is worrying these people

Mariangeles:
Ehyaaaaaaa

Finally, you did it!
It ought to taste special than the bought ones o...because you know, we shed sweat and blood for that

Bread here sucks. Very very tasteless. No more buying that thing for my family.

Cococandy, the oster oven is beau Less time and energy saving. Maybe I will get my money's worth afterall. Convention oven tii take over now

Got it finally
5 freaking hours. Nothing to say

Akposy:
Also, prove your your yeast in warm sugar water before using it.


I'm here
Ensure you use warm butter, warm water and warm egg (room temp) to make your bread

Akposy!!!
Welcome back

Yes sir!
How have you been?

HellVictorinho:
Anyone that says there's a reason why rape should happen has a mental disorder.

Thank you

Mariangeles:
Not everything is about money.

Think of at least one person to wish a happy mothers' day...

You have a heart of gold, my darling.
Thanks.
Happy mothers day to all ladies here, married or unmarried



I was woken up with this today

doxijaw:
You clearly couldn't grasp what I wrote.

Do you, if you like go out naked after knowing fully well there's a lot of potential rapist's out there.

Don't say all men are bad if something happens, i have diagnosed the reality of the country you are in for you and proffered sensible solutions...

Arguing with people without common sense is a burden.


I've been advised to desist from Nigerian issues for the sake of my well being.

Grand mamas in the village sometimes don't wear blouse. They will tie wrapper or skirt and leave the rest open. U ask them to cover themselves, they will tell you they are in their house and it's hot.
Wonder why they were not raped everyday .

It's people will mental problem or fetish that rapes. Normal people don't
Heck, a married man's prikk will shrink if the wife is fighting him in bed.
Its no fun.

It's because Nigerian court don't jail rapists for life that's why we have so many rape apologists here.

Mtcheeeew

AngelicBeing:
Hian, 2months ke, Abeg make it today, mine should be whole wheat brown bread with less sugar, thanks

Where have you been my dear?
Missed you and your koboko
How have you been?

mariahAngel:
Onye gwara gi ihe ahu?
What I can't bake is what I have tried and failed.



I was even the one who shared with Akposy the idea of putting your dough in a preheated oven to proof your dough on a cold weather.

Ka m sìkwa
I know you bake excellently.

I'm doing another one now. It's rising but really slow.
If this one fail again, I will leave this bread thing till maybe 2 months time when there will be significant weather change.

Auto pilot country

crackhaus:
Osa kpolo gbe..

Oh my goodness
I only know osanubua

Serious jjc
Please, use more of your language. It's unique especially if you know somebody who can write it well. English language don tire me. If you go to other countries forums, they promote their languages and cultures so much you feel left out. Here we are busy promoting oyino wey lump all of us as africans. Majority don't know we have south, West etc Africa. And some think we go around naked.

Teespice:
Pele.

Akpos once suggested that you pre heat your oven in a way that is not so hot, then you put the dough in there to rise.

I really miss that guy and his bread making.

Yep, I missed this part. The thing just dey look me like picture

I used bread flour. Well, lovers of bread here are already on it .
I trust them, will soon start looking for it.

Next time I will use wheat grain. I must get it .
Thank you

mariahAngel:
You tried making it and failed?

I've never tried making bread before, even though I've seen quite many videos.
I'm more of a cake person. Usually, I don't like bread that much, so I'd rather make cakes with less sugar than bread.
It takes less effort to bake cakes, and they're more delicious.

U no sabi make bread too
Akpos come back here.


As for that bread, everything was ok but it refused to rise.
Weather too cold. I suppose put am inside warm place so e go rise. As the thing refuse, na so I bake am like that.
Don't know which name to call it

Yes, for the religious

mariahAngel:


You no see food for there?

Maria, I can't make bread

This weather sef. My bread no gree rise.
Even inside oven, it's too cold. I don vex tire.

Akpos, come back

crackhaus:
Sexy mama, you should know that any time I am casting some women dem, you nor follow join at all...

You're a champ na, both in and out of the bedroom.

Osanubua .

Buhari govt has killed all of them. Dangote is in so much debt. Money from politicians and cement monopoly is what's keeping him afloat

agbekeOreke86:
Bráce up for the worst OP....the price's still gonnaa go higher...#fact#!!!!!

I have a neighbour....he is always jumping and ranting and clamouring for wot we have now..says its gonna be the next 'bestest' thing after sliced bread....told him we are gonna thrash it out after 8yrs...
8yrs never reach ooo....na me dey buy drinks for am now..stress don wan kill am.His company has collected his AC filled Tundra as a sales rep and now gave him 9-11 monster truck (gbegilodo)without AC so he could met his target
He aint actually shouting anymore now ooo i even jokingly asked him a few days ago if he had 'beli-beli' in his throat.

Me kuku still dey look naa....his reply is in the oven.
He will get it when 8yrs don finish!!!
Yeye dey smell!!!

You are a very good comedian
Have been laughing non stop while reading this.

People around will never pass through depression

pocohantas:
Go to IG, search Lagosia. If you are in Lagos, feel free to place your order. They will deliver and you’ll like it.





I am actually very covered, 24h. I can and I do. Even if I leave my soup for fridge, e no go sour- but I am not oblivious of the plight of the majority. Most people would love to, but they can’t. We don’t all live in Abj or the North too.

If u want buy in bulk, do that and forget if others can.
If they want to, no matter their income, they can.
Actually, I am a wazobia. Used my last base as an example cos this topic was once discussed here and abuja people mostly said they dont know where to source for stuffs in bulk. Lagos use mile 12. PH use oil mill, etc.
Has nothing on income. Cos if you go to these markets, poor or rich must buy to their fill.

That's a very good skit.

Folks might think it's real.

Nkwerre aborignes women union aba.

Still looking for more. Just don't know their names
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ww6ILs-Us