₦airaland Forum

When South has refused to farm.

Fountainofyouth:
Calls 11 times in a day

Always interested in what I do or where I am every minute

Comes to my workplace at lunch break so we could have lunch together everyday,

Insists on spending the whole weekend together, I never had a me time,

Says things like "it's me n you forever", "you have no choice" " there is no way you'll ever leave me" "I can kill for you" "if I'm dying, you're dying too"

A friend received threats cos of frequent talks with me

Doesn't want me to have any friends, even females, he feels they'd take me from him or introduce me to another man

He cries anytime I miss his calls

A sex freak

Sends 5 love sms to me everyday

Changed his church to mine just to always be with me, if we are sitting apart, it's either he comes sit with me or drags me to wherever he's sitting,

He drives me everywhere I want to go,

Etc.

He must have had a troubled past when growing up.
Look at how his family ordered him to come and he obeyed.
Sometimes, we have to look beyond what these people are doing and see if we can help them.

obailala:
Tired of what exactly?... The truth?

Someone mentioned that NOI was being accused of being clueless, but that's a senseless and pointless accusation.... I'll repeat for emphasis, NOI and the other appointees were not the cluesless ones, Jonathan was.

NOI is a world class economic bulldog; that explains why she was able to achieve all she achieved for Nigeria under OBJ (despite lower oil prices and other extenuating circumstances). But unfortunately, when the same NOI served under GEJ, despite much higher oil prices and national income, the debts Nigeria cleared under OBJ jumped to over $60bn with virtually no savings, no visible infrastructural projects, etc... When oil still even sold for $65, things got tight and NOI had to borrow to pay salaries in early 2015. To any discerning person, NOI was obviously not the problem.

I hope all the past presidents, heads of state, governors and politicians performed outstandingly well.
At least thats whu nigeria has been moving forward since independence.
I no dey for long grammar

obailala:
Point of correction, Jonathan's people were not the clueless ones, Jonathan himself was, and his cluelessness rubbed off on the performance of his appointees.

Do stop. Are u guys not tired yet?

I'm celebrating her already
Win or no win

AngelicBeing:
Hian, my sister is back, it calls for celebration for the next 1year, you disappeared without informing me, you have to buy 4999 white goats, sheeps and bull to appease the celestial forces before I welcome you back, other than that, you are welcome and I trust you are doing fine

I am doing absolutely fine. Thank you.
See the number of animals u want me to buy
Mercy, my lord

How you dey?

Hope your side pure

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, please don't respond again, they will not understand

How u dey?
Very surprising you didn't fish out who is behind this moniker the first time I qouted you

Sassy is greeting.

J111333:
At least, Nigeria has saved a lot of money since Baba no dey go London hospital again.
Otuto diri Jesu.

Na ndù ebebe

This took me back to the village

cococandy:
correct

I thought I was the only one who loved that pepper

I think it fits this yeye weather.

This techno sef. Seems they are everywhere.

@op, journey mercy o.
Be very vigilant and careful.

Ogas at the top strategizing to cash out from this. They can never change. Has Nigerians changed?

Smuggled rice.
Where his farm?

Buhari brothers. Na dem dey importance now.

U think the hoodlums don't know?

abbey621:
Next time when soldier asks you to let him pass, you would do so jeje instead of asking stupid questions. In a country where soldiers can flog you for wearing their uniforms and so on, what made you think you won't be flogged for asking stupid questions?

There's a time to be a hero, not this time my dear, pele

She miscalculated

Mtcheew

crackhaus:
That's an alternate na, fear of embarrassing herself nor go let am use her known moniker to attack you or send me a PM.

Of course I know


Leave that matter.
You be fine bobo o. Beards looks good you.

Oga na bear bear. Have never seen him clean shave except during wedding but he still remain small.

Naija

crackhaus:
Sexy mama, I nor dey pursue woman again... I don hang boot and comot for game, I'm a coach now, bringing up the new & effective players.
You know, all those available pucci out there won't fück itself naw...

If these ones want me, make dem send me PM then I might consider... Consider oo. Na only premium premium women I dey manage pursue and run things with these days, women like you Sassy

Somebody go run mad for this thing wey I type so...

And errrmm, please stop responding to her... You dey make am feel relevant.

I'm replying cos it's very amusing

U know when a lady or man sees his wife or husband with another, instead of facing the husband or wife, they start attacking the side person.
Instead of her to pm you, she stylishly want to know my stand. As she is bold enough to call me out, she should be bold to send you pm. Simple.
Na so men scarce?
WTF


I saw your profile picture. No wonder. Make dem no kill me o

EmperorMaria:
Noticed babes like who? Keep fooling ursef. Ure d one that likes him,,speak 4 ursef

Sorry, u hear, I no go block road again.
No need fighting me.

This is indeed very serious

Eucharia. It's well.
This life eeh

EmperorMaria:
Independently,,u make sense. Once crackhaus is present, u start typin senselessly. U have spoken well

Babe, I suppose get angry over this post but it's very amusing, honestly


I have discovered you admire crackhaus a lot. Evidence in your posts with all your monikers
He is single half half but he can still collect . Who knows.......
So if u want to stylishly tell me u are going full throttle on him, I will help you cos I'm a very good at matchmaking but what happens after I no dey
Are u game?

Crackhaus, I have noticed babes like you a lot here, maybe u project bad boy image to them.
Seems you are all talk no action
Guy, get to work na
I no dey o for what follows after

Come o, u gals are free to pursue him o.
Seems like I dey block road.
Guy, tell them u are free and mingling na

Incredible

The one with iron protector, is he going to eat it too?

spyder880:
Send me a WhatsApp message on 0803 335 0750. Thanks.

Oh goodness me.

Okay, I will do so.

Do surrogacy, they will scream abomination.

Lock them up for life

spyder880:
For the parapet?

No.
I don't know anything about house construction.
I mean estimate on what it will take to get a house like this one sir.
Thank you.

Martini101:
And time

They are unusually fast paced.
Maybe they have most of the materials on ground.

Also depending on the engineer.


The one who worked for me was crawling like a snail.
The day we decided to lock him up, his wife gave birth to twins
Had to get new engineer.
I just don't wanna remember that guy.
A house close to mine sank one side. I saw the owner crying like a baby( lives in the states). What that guy has spent close to 2 yrs with all the lies made him pay the house unscheduled visit.

Great work sir.


Can u kindly tell me estimate please?

That's the Nigerian signature. Parents beat kids, husband beat wife, wives beat maids and the cycle continues as long as you have power over the person.
We are all guilty of this barbaric behaviour.
They don't know of any other approach the same way we chant spare the rod and spoil the kid.

This is part of the end product

He is looking for political appointment

Not bothered.