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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by descarado: 12:05pm On Oct 19, 2020
Listening to late nelly uchendu songs.
Read that some of them were sang in the 70s.
So old school and calming kiss
Family › Re: Please Read And Advice. by descarado: 12:02pm On Oct 19, 2020
Don't be clingy.
Move on.

Ladies should know when to quit. He wanted a relationship but changed his mind. Save yourself the disgrace and move on. Haba!

U continue, tomorrow we read stories that touch. How he is a wicked guy bla bla bla but the signs has been there from day one that it was a bad decision on his part by encouraging you to go out with him and as he isn't getting the feeling to sustain it, he is stylishly telling you to use your sense and move.

I tell you, when you meet the right guy, even if he is in sick bed, you will always be in his mind. He is even a good guy by not looking for what's under your skirt but don't let that confuse you.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:51am On Oct 19, 2020
Prestonn:
Village kitchen


Burger


INGREDIENTS

●Onions
●Beef Steak Mince
●Cheese
●Lettuce
●Tomatoes
●Ketchup
Burger king,respect

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:49am On Oct 19, 2020
cococandy:
Fruit and cheese tray to snack on
Shrimp
Pasta salad
Jollof
If it's me, I will blend everything there and sip.

My teeth are so sensitive these days, thanks to apple. I have become blending master cos I can't stop eating apple grin.

And they keep on bringing loads of apple my way. Got people who have apple trees. That fruit will be the death of me cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:43am On Oct 19, 2020
Babadee1900:
Tried going to work today, got to the expressway I saw traffic. A quick U-turn I was back to my house grin

Entered the kitchen to cook this... even if I didn’t work I must eat grin

Someone should bring plantain.
I love the look. So very fried kiss

Hmm
Agriculture › Re: Bountiful First Harvest In My Tomato Farm by descarado: 6:42am On Oct 19, 2020
More harvests for you kiss
See better tomatoes.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 1:13pm On Oct 18, 2020
Ishilove:
What is egg fried rice? Did you make the moin moin yourself?
A big delicacy in other countries.
I haven't prepared it before.
This one looks appetizing.

Wonder how it tastes

Politics › Re: Wike To FG: Stop Deceiving Endsars Protesters…you’re Not Being Sincere by descarado: 6:53am On Oct 17, 2020
Nigerian politicians. Best professional liars of the century

Crime › Re: Dead Bodies Dropped In Ezu River In Anambra By SARS (Graphic Throwback Photo) by descarado: 1:13pm On Oct 16, 2020
TheArchangel:
Omenka you are a disgrace. A CAPITAL DISGRACE.
THIS IS THE SAME STANCE YOU TOOK WHEN PYTHON DANCE WAS SENT TO THE EAST. WHEN Igbo youth were being killed by security operatives, you and your fellow wicked souls tagged it a partisan and tribal affairs. Igbos were continually mocked by you wicked lots for speaking out . Now a revolution is coming all over Nigeria and Igbos are starting to tell their SARS stories, you have come up with your usual darkened side to shut it down. You won't SUCCEED, you wicked soul.
You will be dragged to hell if you try it one more time
Didn't you just crawled out of the woodworks, rhuh When a thread was created for this years back?

Get lost you grandfather of bigotry.

#wemove
If that guy is given biological weapon to wipe igbos out of existence, he will gladly do so. That's the level of his hatred.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:53pm On Oct 16, 2020
mariahAngel:
Immune boost overload! kiss
grin
We need am o.
Corona still dey corner
Crime › Re: List Of 8 People Killed By SARS (Brief Biography And Pictures) by descarado: 12:52pm On Oct 16, 2020
I do pray all these yield positive results for the masses cry
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 9:54am On Oct 16, 2020
Raw beetroot,pineapple, grape, apple, strawberry, orange, watermelon.
I ate my banana(longer throat)

Drink away kiss

Crime › Re: Soldiers Beat Policemen Extorting Motorists, Cyclists On Aba Road by descarado: 8:28am On Oct 16, 2020
I agree. Face saving. All are the same. Soldiers are worst
Crime › Re: Endsars: Fulani Kwajafa Who Championed Formation Of SARS Regrets Forming It by descarado: 7:30pm On Oct 15, 2020
So SARS don tee shocked
Politics › Re: Our Bus Not Used By Thugs To Attack #endsars Protesters - LBSL by descarado: 6:02pm On Oct 15, 2020
Denying season grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 2:26pm On Oct 15, 2020
loveymom:
Well done, whenever I ran out of achi or ofor I am definitely trying the oat as a soup thickener.
It's a life saver. Use Quaker oat as it has no taste. Infact, I prefer it to ede. Cooking and pounding ede is big work o tongue.
It's even cheaper. So many alternatives these days.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 1:12pm On Oct 15, 2020
Loveymom, i af finished cooking grin
Coco and poco, I try grin
Still dey inside pot.
Tastes heavenly.
Don't know which to pick first, this or òha soup.

Can't wait for fam to taste.

I used small ùzìza seed.

Family › Re: Alpha Male Vs Baby Mama Wahala In My Street ! by descarado: 10:12am On Oct 15, 2020
Is it proven medically through DNA that this boy is the dead man's son?


That aside, the only victim I see there is the wife.

I really do feel for her. Great lessons for married women out there. When u are loving and doving, make sure everything is on papers with your name behind his else, start building yours 'exclusively' from the onset to avoid stories that touch. I love my spouse na for mouth and bed. Reality is always like a bucket of iced water during winter on the body.

His family is just after some of the cookies too else nobody will hear their voice. They got what they are looking for so should not complain but rather take care of their parents.
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Awkuzu SARS Under Lock As Protesters Paralyse Awka by descarado:
NwaOtuNaJos:
You are right, if the person they caught have stayed there for like 2weeks & nobody is asking after them, they kill asap, gather the bodies inside a pit & melt with acid. ANSU students can relate
Why has this not generated public outcry?
I don't even know there is SARS office in aukuzu.

Seems like they harvest organs for occultic people.
Oh wicked people cry

Father mbaka is mute now lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by descarado: 9:14pm On Oct 14, 2020
crackhaus:
You should know why grin


I didn't join any of the protests physically, but I fully support it. cool
My SARS experience was mostly in Uni, e don tay small... me and my friends na their customer then (mostly my friends anyway, cos I know to dey low-key wella). cheesy
They even had one big police station with three floors at Alakahia, and na Uniport students dey fill the rooms there... You didn't even need to do much, just be inside your compound when they come for one their raids and they will pick up every student they see at home, label all of us yahoo boyz and cultists...
Na just for you to bail yourself out o, nothing else... those officers dey mumu

There was also one experience where they bundled me and my main niggie inside car to first bank ATM in Choba, emptied us out on top say my guy bought one BlackBerry phone he didn't know was stolen.
Somebody later paid for this sha, the guy who sold him the phone...we go waylay am after the ordeal grin

After Uni, I haven't really had any serious issues with them anywhere else. Just the usual road stops, but once they look at me (I don't particularly look like a Yahoo guy), them go just free me after small gist & sorting. The most serious encounter recently was in Lag last year, and that's because of the guy I was with... he has the stereotypical looks.
We sha settled the matter quietly.
Oh, u be choba pikin shocked cheesy
I don catch you.
I visited that school once.

Forget naija police matter. E get k leg.
Wetin no get k leg for this my country? lipsrsealed

I went to market, I don't know how thieves used razor to tear my hand bag and took my purse with all my id.
Police station was close by. Na so I was told too go and lodge complain cos of my documents. Like joke like joke, they demanded for money, almost beat me join. I was shocked beyond measure cheesy
One guy( one of them used eye communicate to me to follow him outside when those engaging me were busy, as we went outside, he stopped an okada and told me to speed out of there before they label me a thief.
Like seriously sad
I just got married that time and oga was outside the country. Na so he go come back come meet armed robber wifey for cell cheesy

Luckily for me, a good Samaritan picked my documents up and called me like a week after. As for the money inside the purse, leave matter grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:51pm On Oct 14, 2020
loveymom:
Modified: if you are using goat meat or cow leg, you will have to cook longer to soften, I used pressure pot to cook mine before transferring to another pot.

I have never tried oat, let us know the outcome.
Ok ma grin kiss kiss
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:50pm On Oct 14, 2020
Akposy, u can substitute oat as thickner instead of cocoyam if you want cocoyam texture but can't get any around you. Not all oat.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:47pm On Oct 14, 2020
loveymom:
Yes you can use dry ukazi, that’s what I used. All you need to do is soak it in hot water to soften it before adding it to the soup.

Ingredients:

Beef, Goat meat or cow leg(I used cow leg)
Dried fish if you have any
Stock fish
Offor or Achi ( depends or which one is available)
Pepper
Seasoning
Salt
Crayfish
Red oil
Ukazi
I also used mushroom

Directions
Wash, Season and boil your meat, stock fish and dried fish together (if you live outside Naija, so that they cook soft enough) for 15mins. Add oil and allow to simmer for 7 mins, add water to your desired quantity. Allow to cook for 5 mins, add your achi or offor (Note: the quantity of achi or offer you add depends on if you want the soup thin or thick

Allow to cook for 2 mins, add pepper and crayfish. Cook for 2 mins, add the washed ukazi check for salt, seasoning and adjust to your taste. Cook for 3 mins and it’s ready.

The End grin grin grin
EOD kiss kiss

But, I don't use offor and achi lipsrsealed
I will substitute with oat( Quaker).
Business › Re: Ever Had Buyer's Remorse? Share Your Experience. by descarado: 5:40pm On Oct 14, 2020
shaybebaby:
Paid for a 3 day holiday to Disney Land Paris for my son as his birthday present.
Flight, accommodation and even hired a car so that little man would have as smooth holiday as possible.
Day 1, got to the park, he had a go on about 3 rides and announced- " I go home now!!!"

Go home ke? angry angry angry

With how much I spent? I was mad pissed off.

Needless to say, I haven't taken him on holiday outside the country since. If he wants one he can always cross to the backyard..free and right in his house.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:38pm On Oct 14, 2020
soberdrunk:
People don't eat Egusi soup anymore?? angry
Egwusi eaters association of Nigeria grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:36pm On Oct 14, 2020
shilz:
I am coming with my steamed achara Biko.
Jisòs shocked shocked

Chei, kukuma kill me cheesy

Coco and poco, thanks o.

Ingredients, beef, tripe, dry fish, stock fish, oat, ùkazi, red oil, pepper, Cray fish,.ùzìza seed( ground)
Owerri people, I dey una backyard o grin
Business › Re: Ever Had Buyer's Remorse? Share Your Experience. by descarado: 1:41pm On Oct 14, 2020
etibaba:
Being oversized is better that undersize as you can work on the former like slim fitting, or nothing can be done to it?
Nothing cheesy
And damn very expensive. A furniture. One day, an idea where to put it will occur. I just dump am for corner.
Business › Re: Ever Had Buyer's Remorse? Share Your Experience. by descarado: 1:07pm On Oct 14, 2020
SnOOpERr:
I bought 2 sets of yam from one woman. I didn't even bargain. So I told her to select the best for me. Got home, cooked it, yam was bitter af. Everything. Threw the rest away. He pain me Sha. Yam and Egg. OMG. Karma go catch her
I'm not laughing at you pls. Your post is very funny.

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