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Family › Re: For The Mature And Married Mind Only by descarado: 9:27am On Dec 10, 2020
Biglittlelois:
Yes it is very possible to admire someone else when the person is in a relationship of 12 years, the person is tired, simple, who stays that long in a relationship? Or they have no plans to marryhuh
Help me ask o cheesy
12 yrs and u are not married shocked shocked
What a mummified person cheesy


Tomorrow, the person will join the crew of red pill and white pill( whatever that means grin) and start bashing the opposite sex when he or she was the one without brain.

Nairaland.
Crime › Re: Herdsman Arrested, Cattle Seized After Herdsmen Attack Amotekun In Ondo by descarado: 8:26pm On Dec 09, 2020
What is wrong with this people?
It's a pity Nigerians don't want to unite and chase these people out of Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Missing Hunchback Man Found Dead Two Weeks After He Was Kidnapped (Graphic) by descarado: 5:24pm On Dec 09, 2020
Naija politicians
Travel › Re: Why Is It Always Men That Have To Travel And Work Towards Migrating Their Wives. by descarado: 3:33pm On Dec 09, 2020
It will never be well with ASUU and FG undecided
Family › Re: Ladies Why Do We Keep Deceiving Ourselves? by descarado: 12:24pm On Dec 09, 2020
Beverlyjean:
If I share in the financial responsibilities department with my husband, it doesn't automatically mean he must share on the take care of the home department with me... if he wants to clean , then he does it out of his free will....its not a competition sister...the moment u turn it to a competition, thats the day ur marriage will start to go down the drain
It is called marital responsibilities which you share with your spouse in which taking care of the home fall into.

That's why there are so many bitter depressed married women out there that transfers accumulated aggressions to the wrong source all over Nigeria.

The lady never mentioned competition, u did.

If your husband don't help out, carry your cross. There are so many who help around the house and are still cherished and respected as the head of the house. What better way do husband bond and communicate if not doing family stuffs together or do u think it's by sex?

Wake up and grow up.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:59am On Dec 09, 2020
Amorprincesa24:
Sharp sharp jollof rice with beef for dinner. I fried plaintain but ate them before i could serve myself. The hunger was too much.
Poor plantain cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:56am On Dec 09, 2020
Mariangeles:
I saw this on one of the pages I follow...it was funny, I had to share grin
Funny cheesy
Crime › Re: My Landlord Just Broke My Face by descarado: 11:51am On Dec 09, 2020
Remove your picture.
Be careful of who u contact here.


As he don't want you to sleep in the house, u would have turned back and look for a place to sleep, then take him to court if u want to as you already have a case against him.
Alternatively, pack and go.

Landlord is looking for coochie. As you are not ready to provide, he has become Jackie Chan.

Next time, avoid living with landlord if u can. If u can't, do what some single girls do . They take a trusted badass male friend to go with them and pay their house rent the first time. Everything is in their name of course but he will hand over the cheque or cash.
He will surely get the message
Sorry
Family › Re: Deji Yesufu: Resolving Marriage Crisis The Governor Ortom Way by descarado: 6:35am On Dec 09, 2020
NdigboWorldwide:
The governor has no business settling that case, the husband ouat to be in jail in a sane clime for such an assault on that lady.
Is it not Nigeria again?
Crime › Re: Ritualist Den Allegedly Operated By Siblings Uncovered In Osun (photos) by descarado: 6:31am On Dec 09, 2020
Lazy Nigerian youths.

Unproductive minds.


At do you expect. Still a dark country
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:50pm On Dec 08, 2020
loveymom:
grin grin grin grin

Can I use mashed potatoe powder?

Thanks ooo , your invention dey save life grin kiss
cheesy cheesy
Of course as long as there is no lump kiss

I finally made òkpa. That thing is one of the easiest naija food to prepare honestly. 100% òkpa. U need to see me eating this òkpa with pap like Oliver twist cheesy.
Education › Re: I'm A 300l Engineering Student Looking For BSC Abroad To Start Over by descarado: 8:55am On Dec 07, 2020
Hannania:
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. You said it your self, he was the best in his school at home, which means he was among the 1% of his class. I know two fellows from UI that got funding there in 2017 and 2019. Note, they all got into PHD.
MIT don't usually fund MSC, that was what i was pointing to the guy.
I didn't say he was the best in his school at home. Said he was the best in MIT. He broke their record.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:53am On Dec 07, 2020
Halcyon123:
From my small knowledge, the use their special Yaji and kulikuli
Thank you kiss
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:53am On Dec 07, 2020
loveymom:
Onugbu soup kiss kiss

Please somebody, anybody dash me fufu ooooo cry cry cry
Lovely kiss kiss

U and this your foofoo cheesy

U can combine potatoe and oat to get foofoo na.
That's what I do. Also, I don't like turning swallow(hate that with passion).
Cook your potatoes, mix oat flour with little water and microwave. Blend your potatoe to a smooth puree in your food processor, then add the oat and use dough button and viola, foofoo is ready. Invented this last yr and since then, I have had peace.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 9:21pm On Dec 06, 2020
Hi guys, anybody aware of what is used to prepare kilishi?
Crime › Re: Army Reacts To Soldier Who Stripped A Woman Naked In Ogun Over Indecent Dressing by descarado: 7:10pm On Dec 06, 2020
shocked shocked
Nigerian soldiers are Nigerians too undecided
Health › Re: GERD Is Really Dealing With Me Help by descarado: 6:38pm On Dec 06, 2020
devbits:
Good evening here, please how is it going concerning acid reflux and gerd, someone should please answer bcx I have taken @Ladykiss prescription, but no changes yet.. as I type my throat is seriously burning please help
Go to hospital.
What is wrong with u guys?
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 6:33pm On Dec 06, 2020
Mixed fruits. Concotion drink kiss

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado:
Let's eat kiss

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:35pm On Dec 06, 2020
Hello prestonn
Hope you are okay,man?

U and Akposy just disappeared. Really miss your cuisines.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:25pm On Dec 06, 2020
AngelicBeing:
Hian, you are not a Nigerian then if you haven't tasted beans, groundnut, Edo State black soup, ewedu, mian kuka in the Northern part of Nigeria, and all the soups in the Eastern part of Nigeria, including the once in Cross river and Akwa ibom state( Edikan kan and afang soup) , so my request still stands, pay me 5million dollars and I will teach you all the different soups in Nigeria cheesy
cheesy
Okay, I will pay u kiss
Education › Re: I'm A 300l Engineering Student Looking For BSC Abroad To Start Over by descarado: 5:23pm On Dec 06, 2020
Hannania:
Getting into MIT is very achievable. But note the following:

1.It's with facts that they stand as the No. University in the world
2. It has some of the 1% smartest people in the world(Nigerians included)
3. They almost never fund MSC but PHD, which means you should get set to cough out $75k+(30+ million Naira) for msc totally.

With the above, you should know you need near perfect scores, which still does not guarantee entry. MIT is quoted for a reason. They have around 5% acceptance rate, which means you need to be exceptional. smiley

E.g.. Elect/comp Engineering would get 3000 applications, and only about 150 would be admitted. Note that applications do triple that amount.
Some yrs back, a poor guy( can't remember his name but surname is okeke) who lived with a relative in university of Nigeria nsukka staff quaters got admitted into MIT through scholarship. This guy failed jamb twice. He came out as the best graduating student of the school and broke record of almost 100yrs. That was during obasanjo time. The man was so bitter he said the guy should be happy he received a handshake from him.

So it's a possibility. Have u heard of good luck before?
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by descarado: 12:50pm On Dec 06, 2020
crackhaus:
Ayam your meat, bite me oo... cheesy
Abasi! shocked

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:48pm On Dec 06, 2020
AngelicBeing:
It is actually one of my favorite soup, pay me 5 million dollars and I will prepare a special groundnut soup loaded with any protein of your choice and I will courier it to you via first class on Cathay Pacific airlines to your destination and on arrival at your destination, a chartered chauffeur driven limousine will deliver it to your house wink
Missed the opportunity when I was offered this soup by a Jos lady. Wonder what I was thinking.

You eeeh cheesy
U haven't repented yet.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:47pm On Dec 06, 2020
misskenny:
Yes it's has groundnut taste and the other protein you use to cook it.

Let me now surprise you.

This is my first time of cooking and eating it.
It's tasted like gbegiri (beans soup) if you've tasted it before.

It's nice, you can give it a try.
Oh,thank u.
Haven't tasted beans soup either.
Maybe one day, I will try that
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Be Worried About This Black Cat? by descarado: 12:45pm On Dec 06, 2020
shocked
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 9:39pm On Dec 01, 2020
misskenny:
Heavy meal things oooo since morning cool

For dinner

Semo with Groundnut Soup
Hi, no vex o. I'm so afraid to try this soup. Is the groundnut taste pronounced? It looks like ogbono soup kiss
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by descarado: 9:36pm On Dec 01, 2020
ahnie:
hey Bebe...wassupu kwa nu...wit this new Monika?
grin grin grin grin
I don't usually allow a moniker pass 2 yrs. That one over pass cheesy

But this name na sassy in Spanish grin tongue

Love from my side kiss kiss kiss
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by descarado: 8:14pm On Dec 01, 2020
ahnie:
crackhaus pls how's madam sassysure?
Helloooo beibe grin kiss

I'm cool. Thanks for asking after me kiss kiss
Hope you and your are chilling?
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by descarado: 8:10pm On Dec 01, 2020
crackhaus:
She's still here o, now using 'Descarado'...
Take this grin

Politics › Re: CNN Is Playing The Same Script It Played In Hong Kong, Libya And Iraq In Nigeria by descarado: 8:01am On Dec 01, 2020
Have they not destroyed America.?

Stopped watching like 6yrs ago and never regretted it.
They thrive in division and anarchy. It's a political party anyway. We all should know that and they feel and act like they are untouchable. Goodluck to their fans.
They use mind control like our religious pious leaders, the greatest and deadliest weapon ever.

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