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CrimeRe: RSS Arrests Fake Policeman In Lagos Plying On An Illegal Route & Against Traffic by DesChyko: 11:18am On Nov 02, 2019
Oh Please.
At the end of the day, you won't hear of this man.
Either he's just a show person or he's probably what he claims to be, only that RRS was in a hurry to make name on social media than in reality.

Yeah, I don't have confidence in the police method and for solid reasons too that you can't deny.
RomanceRe: Opened The World's First University Of Porn. by DesChyko: 11:54am On Nov 01, 2019
Ahh.. First lecture gonna be For€play 101 - 14 Credit Units cry
EducationRe: Beautiful Students Of UNIZIK Awka Seen Dancing In Their Hostel Premises-Pictures by DesChyko: 11:19am On Nov 01, 2019
Queens.

If you know, you know embarassed
SportsRe: Messi Scores 50th Career Free-kick, 44 For Barca & 6 For Argentina by DesChyko: 5:54pm On Oct 30, 2019
Angelfrost:
1. Aerial ability??! More like height advantage... They are not the same height, so this comparison is misguided. tongue
So aerial ability has no business with scoring goals as a forward right? If not, then your rebuttal is misguided.

2. Physical Strength??!.. Strength is good, but flexibility is better. Why bully defenders or tussle with them when you can easily whiz past them like a ghost... wink
You tussle for a ball you don't have. Before you begin your whizzing, you must own the ball first. What if you're starved of service as a forward and the opposition defenders have the ball? That's where strength comes into play.

3. Sheer Pace??!.. Don't even get me started. grin
Tell me a joke. Say Messi has better pace than Ronaldo.
PoliticsRe: Chong Dinh Hue Asks APC To Allow Vietnam Import Rice Into Nigeria by DesChyko: 6:16am On Oct 30, 2019
The Socialist Republic of Vietnam yesterday begged the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) to appeal to the Federal Government to allow its country import rice to Nigeria at discounted rates
Wow embarassed
SportsRe: Messi Scores 50th Career Free-kick, 44 For Barca & 6 For Argentina by DesChyko: 6:14am On Oct 30, 2019
kenex4ever:
if he played the same number of games as Ronaldo or started football the same Time with him, by now Ronaldo would be far behind him in everything.
If Ronaldo played all his CAREER at Real Madrid like Messi did or Started at Real Madrid the same time with Messi, by now, Messi will be far behind him in everything.

Doubt me? Take a look at Ronaldo's Liga stats. Perhaps only Ferenc Puskas comes close.
SportsRe: Messi Scores 50th Career Free-kick, 44 For Barca & 6 For Argentina by DesChyko: 6:10am On Oct 30, 2019
anigbajumo:
My question is simple,wat of if messi dey always stay inside the box like Mr tap in?Am sure he might be getting closer to 1000 goals by now, everything comes for him with ease..
Your answer is he'ld most likely not try that because three key attributes Mr. Tap In has that makes him excel at that, Messi either has less or lacks outrightly.

1. Aerial ability
2. Physical strength
3. Sheer pace.
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Found In Drawer After 20 Years Still Has 70% Battery - Incredible! by DesChyko: 8:15pm On Oct 29, 2019
But.. Nokia 3310 dey show battery percentage grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Saad Hariri Resigns As Lebanese Prime Minister After Nationwide Mass Protests by DesChyko:
As a Nigerian these are stuffs of dreams shocked

Any initiator of protests of these nature is inviting death in my beloved country.
CrimeRe: Five Containers Laden With Rotten Fish, Other Edibles, Found In Apapa by DesChyko: 1:25pm On Oct 29, 2019
Too bad.
Back to why they got rotten.
Did they get rotten because the owner couldn't afford the duty or because the duty charged would result in a loss for the owner? Or could it be due to congestion?

Whichever it is, perishable edibles are supposed to be handled with care mehn
PhonesRe: Why Smartphone Batteries Explode And How To Prevent It by DesChyko: 5:44am On Oct 28, 2019
Never believed this shii until I witnessed a phone explode last week.

My brain is still struggling to grasp how such a small phone could cause that massive bang and damaging impact embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Federation Of West African Freelance Journalist Association Appoints Alexreports by DesChyko: 3:43pm On Oct 27, 2019
Wow.. Congrats.

If you can make a replica of that award though, you should try that so you can proofread and correct any spelling error on the award before placing it on your shelf.

It's awkward that the press could be quite carefree in the structure of their grammar. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I am not a scammer. My encounter with a Nairalander by DesChyko: 3:02pm On Oct 26, 2019
I guess Nairaland is the new 2go

#TalesFromYesteryears
PhonesRe: Airtel At It Again by DesChyko: 1:05am On Oct 26, 2019
I'm almost certain a number of people bad mouthing Airtel are not being real.
I've used different lines on Airtel and have not had any reason to believe I've been shortchanged.
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Encourages Mompha To Be Strong Over Arrest By EFCC by DesChyko: 11:59am On Oct 23, 2019
EXOUSIAng:
Do you understand the word "classified" retarded Nigerians be wanting agencies to give out information about an ungoing investigation. You were tryna sound smart I know but, dude interpol ordered for his arrest not, i guess you think they dont know their job too.
I know you are smart and I know I do not know their jobs like you do.
Pray tell, what is classified about flashing the 'watches' and their 'costs' by Interpol?
From your inestimable wisdom, tell me the reason behind parading those watches by your 'Interpol'.

Thanks in advance.
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Encourages Mompha To Be Strong Over Arrest By EFCC by DesChyko: 7:17am On Oct 23, 2019
bullabong:
Interpol ordered his arrest because they have proof not EFCC.
I guarantee you it wasn't Interpol circulating pictures of watches costing millions in his possession.
What is the essence of that?
An arrest is for a wanted person but it's the guilty that gets convicted.
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Encourages Mompha To Be Strong Over Arrest By EFCC by DesChyko: 5:57am On Oct 23, 2019
AkpatiOzu20:
mind you
it was interpol that initiated the arrest
don't tell me that interpol will arrest such big fish without proper investigation
I think everyone knows Interpol initiated the arrest. However, we are not aware of any details of the reason for which he was arrested other than the vague release by EFCC and parade on their twitter handle; except you are insinuating that Interpol has never made any wrongful arrests, then we can go on and hang the dog since it already has a bad name.
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Encourages Mompha To Be Strong Over Arrest By EFCC by DesChyko: 8:41pm On Oct 22, 2019
Granted I do not know the source of Mompha's income, declaring him guilty without even bothering to find out is identical to EFCC's media trial.
EFCC would have earned my respect if they had kept this under wraps until they have something more solid to give us, that they wouldn't have to renege on.
It's a wild wild Nigeria, but I still believe in Innocent until proven guilty, even if our country enforcement agencies don't.
FamilyRe: Sometimes I Regret Marrying My Wife by DesChyko: 7:56pm On Oct 22, 2019
Perhaps both of you need some time out.
PhonesRe: Airtel Increases Their Weekly And Monthly Data Volumes by DesChyko: 7:47pm On Oct 22, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
What launcher do you use
Stock LG.

I recommend Nova Launcher though.
PhonesRe: Airtel Increases Their Weekly And Monthly Data Volumes by DesChyko: 1:55pm On Oct 22, 2019
Oluwatosean:
It actually says 1 month in the pic
Oluwatosean:
It actually says 1 month in the pic
In my pic.
But in the OP's info, says 6GB in a week.
Like shown in this screenshot below.

PhonesRe: Airtel Increases Their Weekly And Monthly Data Volumes by DesChyko: 7:29am On Oct 22, 2019
happybee:
Na this offer them give me before but now them cancel am, I don't know why...
It seems they give it for three months. Although this my line is over a year now sha.
PhonesRe: Airtel Increases Their Weekly And Monthly Data Volumes by DesChyko: 6:35am On Oct 22, 2019
Snrcitizen:
What network is this?
Airtel My Offer o
PhonesRe: Airtel Increases Their Weekly And Monthly Data Volumes by DesChyko: 6:11am On Oct 22, 2019
Nice improvement.
But...
Why would I want to blow NGN1,500 for 6GB in a week when I could use it for a month? angry

PoliticsRe: Ferry Gberegbe: Governor Wike Redeems N200m Pledge To Late Dr's Family by DesChyko: 9:01pm On Oct 21, 2019
200 Milli shocked
PoliticsRe: IMF Says Border Closure Negatively Impacting Benin, Niger Republics by DesChyko: 6:14pm On Oct 21, 2019
maasoap:
Where does that put you? An exception to the general belief? You are not smart at all. Won't say more than this

@

Jonathan's book? Lol. That would naturally qualified as the morafvcker of all dumb books. The lies in there would stink to heaven
The conclusion is that you haven't read the book due to lack of interest which validates my first claim if you are an example of the average black man and that Jonathan wrote the book himself which validates the earlier claim that he said that.

A sane person at this point would have apologized for calling me a liar that Jonathan never said that. undecided
PoliticsRe: IMF Says Border Closure Negatively Impacting Benin, Niger Republics by DesChyko: 7:14pm On Oct 20, 2019
maasoap:
He actually defended stealing and Corruption on national TV. And that was exactly how he said it: "stealing is not corruption". He never for once said "call a thief a thief" my friend. I guess "Lie" is your middle name
Did I in anyway assume that he said this on National TV?

You're just impressing your opinion on me and bandying words already.
Anyways, the average black man does not enjoy reading, else, you'ld have read his book.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/11/21/person-can-indeed-be-corrupt-without-stealing-dime-says-jonathan

PhonesRe: Banks To Charge You For Recharging Via USSD As From October 21 by DesChyko: 2:33pm On Oct 20, 2019
iamoyindamola:
they will charge them too I guess, we will start paying 10 extra
That's true o, Oyinda embarassed

Nice brain. cool

Smart thinking.

If the #10 pays them and MTN at the same time though, I won't mind.
PoliticsRe: IMF Says Border Closure Negatively Impacting Benin, Niger Republics by DesChyko:
They need to be very specific.
What regions in Nigeria have this extreme poverty and high mortality rates? What states could be found in those regions?

All these vague assumptions is the reason our leaders gets away with inefficiency.

The other day on the news, one of them claimed #30 is all you need..and sold it to the world.

That's why our former President was point blank when he said 'Call a thief a thief. Not describing it with corruption'. Those who were hurt begun the 'stealing is not corruption' mantra. But he is very right. Nigerians detest and avoid a person described as a thief far much more than they would a person described as a corrupt person.

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