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Romance › Re: Two Young Lovers Seen Locked Up In Thunderous Kiss In Ibadan.. by DesChyko: 8:15pm On Aug 27, 2019

Thunderous bawo?

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Sports › Re: Messi More Important Than Ronaldo – La Liga President by DesChyko: 8:08pm On Aug 27, 2019

kingjrofficial:
compared to Ronaldo.....
Ronaldo is an athlete, model, marketer, novelist and a philanthropist

That guy borrow sense from the La Liga Chief.

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Sports › Re: Messi More Important Than Ronaldo – La Liga President by DesChyko: 8:06pm On Aug 27, 2019

jstbeinhonest:
Story, Messi is more important to LaLiga than Ronaldo. Its common sense.

Read beyond the headlines, Oga.

....A player like Neymar gives you a following in countries that look out for him, but he’s not an essential element, not even Cristiano Ronaldo was ....

Sports › Re: Messi More Important Than Ronaldo – La Liga President by DesChyko: 6:41pm On Aug 27, 2019*

What a careless statement from a pained La Liga chief.
After Ronaldo's signing was made official, Juventus followers on twitter increased from 5.07 million to 6.2 million. Infact, in just a day, Juve facebook fans increased from 32 million to 33 million on the day he was signed. That La Liga team had kept the UCL 4 out 5 years was mostly down to a team powered by Ronaldo.
And this one is trying to estimate his value in the league. Sorry o.

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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Abduct CAN Members Sent To Deliver Ransom by DesChyko: 3:57pm On Aug 27, 2019

Opportunity comes but once shocked

That means little hope of releasing the ones they have already.

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Crime › Re: Woman Catches Teenager Having Sex With Daughter At Night by DesChyko: 3:40pm On Aug 27, 2019

So they had to point a gun to his skull and order him to disengage the instrument before he did undecided

That must have been very difficult for him embarassed

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Celebrities › Re: Uti Finally Reveal He Is The Proud Father Of Tboss Child. Photos by DesChyko: 3:36pm On Aug 27, 2019

OP, e be like say you wan receive slap via SMS angry

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Romance › Re: “My Story As Ashawo” Repented Prostitute Exposes The Real Evil In The Business by DesChyko: 2:33pm On Aug 27, 2019

ubunja:
on the other hand, here's the guy that really pisses me off. Someone that misspells my name... Dude wtf??

Baba check am normal. Ubanja no bad

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Romance › Re: “My Story As Ashawo” Repented Prostitute Exposes The Real Evil In The Business by DesChyko: 7:02am On Aug 27, 2019

Alright alright.

Ubanja and Fraspace let's sit and talk this over please

..while waiting for someone to bring the remainder of the story.

Food › Re: Torley Vs Moet: Which One Should You Buy This Festive Season? by DesChyko: 3:49pm On Aug 26, 2019

Shibaraba:
One shot of enough to knock out a light drinker. 5 shots will finish a strong drinker. 10 shots will destroy an elephant.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by DesChyko: 7:40am On Aug 26, 2019*

Economics Teacher needed at a school in Ajangbadi area, Ojo LGA, Lagos State.
Residence of applicant(s) is preferred to be in close proximity to Ajangbadi.
Interested persons are to apply in person.
Minimum requirement is B.Ed. (N.C.E. may be considered)
For directions and other enquiries, call 09036829715 (9am - 1pm)

Politics › Re: Wike Destroys Central Mosque In Port Harcourt, Muslims Weeps (video & Photos) by DesChyko: 6:14am On Aug 26, 2019

odincemusic:
We don’t Even need churches either,
What we need is industry.
Anybody who wishes to see Jesus and Mohammad should hang himself and die, only then you can meet them.

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Politics › Re: IPOB Member Traveled From Austria To Japan To Protest Against President Buhari by DesChyko: 6:11am On Aug 26, 2019

Simplyleo:
The ipob said jubrin is hiding his face, that part really got me cracking, lol. . Ipob are great comedians I swear. I pray they get 10km close to where he is and carry out any protest, maybe that is when the illiterates calling themselves ipobs will know the real meaning of the president of a country especially in a foreign soil.

I just wish they carry out their promise, as in, I just wish. Clowns will know if Japan is Sunni jihadist military or not, then we shall see through which authority they will start writing craps to UN, ECOWAS FIFA OR CAF.

But let me tell you, any form of disturbance close to him, multiple gunshots will spray in that direction while he will be well protected. I just wish they do cause any problem, I just wish.

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You stingy sha. Only you crack joke. Only you dey laugh undecided

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Phones › Re: Have Android Updates Become Useless? by DesChyko: 5:07am On Aug 26, 2019

I think it's Android 10 instead of Android Q.
The only reason for which I will update my device is if it becomes buggy.
Otherwise, the new features and placement may make it slower to use my device as some things would be out of place. It's even worse of a feature you enjoy is removed because of security reasons.

Jokes Etc › Re: the Fly And The Mule (short Story) by DesChyko: 10:23pm On Aug 25, 2019

That's it?

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Romance › Re: Policeman Proposes To Corper In Nasarawa During CDS Meeting (Photo) by DesChyko: 8:10pm On Aug 25, 2019

donbachi:
na u talk am oo

Ehn, I just talk mumu nah grin

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Romance › Re: Policeman Proposes To Corper In Nasarawa During CDS Meeting (Photo) by DesChyko: 8:06pm On Aug 25, 2019

donbachi:
If corper marry police dem go born.....

....mumu

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Romance › Re: School Son Impregnated School Mother (SEE PHOTOS) by DesChyko: 7:44pm On Aug 25, 2019

Very boring act.
Couldn't even use accurate grammar for the scam.

Politics › Re: Rashida Yahaya Bello Donates N1M To Bright Chukwu Dike For Painting Her by DesChyko: 7:10pm On Aug 25, 2019

This one everybody is pretending as if they didn't see the name of the person who just landed this 1 milla through the work of his hands.

Next time you generalize, you're insulting the sweat of these ones.

Politics › Re: Wike Demolishes Trans-Amadi Central Mosque In Rivers State by DesChyko: 6:27pm On Aug 25, 2019

PDP Governor + Anti-Islamic move shocked

Some people will commit suicide on this thread.

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Politics › Re: 80 Nigerians: 'all Ethnics Have Their Own Criminals' - FFK Defend Igbos by DesChyko: 6:25pm On Aug 25, 2019

Urchman200:
not trying to justify fraud in anyway, but igbo people try to go out of Nigeria to perpetrate fraud, but within us are the yorubas in 9bet and bvn upgrade are all yoruba, one try to defraud me this morning.

Lol. Nigerians that are trying to make ends meet, a fellow Nigerian still want to defraud. Is that person normal at all?

Politics › Re: Wedding Of Fatima Sa’ad Abubakar, Sultan Of Sokoto's Daughter: 17 Aircrafts by DesChyko: 3:08pm On Aug 25, 2019

Any chance that yam will be eaten let's know our next move embarassed

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Health › Re: Government owned Kidney transplant centres in Nigeria including cost by DesChyko: 1:39pm On Aug 25, 2019

4.5 million naira in a country where the minimum wage is allegedly #30,000 (unconfirmed reports) cheesy

A failed kidney then should be one of the 1000 ways to die in Nigeria o

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Politics › Re: 80 Nigerians: 'all Ethnics Have Their Own Criminals' - FFK Defend Igbos by DesChyko: 1:30pm On Aug 25, 2019

I believe most Nigerians are affected by the crimes committed against Nigerians by those who are expected to have their interests at heart.
It's unfortunate that their names are not one of the 80. I think FFK needn't devote much time to this. Make a list of all crimes prevalent in Nigeria that 'affects the majority of the citizenry'. Allocate the supposed 'leading tribe' in them, and face the reality that this association of igbos with 'crime' in its entirety is borne out of something that is not real.

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Politics › Re: Ipob In Japan by DesChyko: 1:24pm On Aug 25, 2019

ceejayclas:
Ready for Jubril Aminu Al-Sudan impersonating
late Mohammadu Buhari exposure in Japan

Guys are not smiling

more details coming

That place is not looking Japanese

Politics › Re: Igbo's, Nigeria's Most Misunderstood Tribe by DesChyko: 1:18pm On Aug 25, 2019

Area4Area:
Landlocked countries exist and many are even richer than Nigeria today but what you must know is that they've signed pacts and agreements with the countries surrounding them for trade and use of port, question is that will Nigeria agree to any agreement with landlocked Biafra or you still want to think again

Imagine Nigeria trying to arm-twist Biafra because it is Landlocked. Hope you know that landlocked countries are identified and have 'unions' that look after their well-being. If I am not mistaken, Switzerland is also a landlocked country but they also wield considerable influence in the Western World. That is assuming a good number of Southern states want no part in Biafra, as that is yet to be proven.
I served in one of these states that is perceived to be isolated from the East, and it may interest you to know that from the first town I entered in the state, to the capital city, to the orientation camp to the place I eventually served which is about 3 hrs away from the capital city, I spoke my indigenous language to the locals there and I was understood as much as I understood them.

Politics › Re: Igbo's, Nigeria's Most Misunderstood Tribe by DesChyko: 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2019

Wrong quote please.

Politics › Re: Igbo's, Nigeria's Most Misunderstood Tribe by DesChyko: 1:05pm On Aug 25, 2019

Nice work by the OP. Evidently a work of research. For me, I'll keep my opinion until I know more. For now, this work is admirable. Even as it contains some information I do not want to agree with, I will not want to soil a seemingly properly researched work with my personal differences. Well done.

Politics › Re: Keyamo Speaks On Relationship With Jerry Ikogho, Fraudster Nabbed By FBI by DesChyko: 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2019

Beautiful

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