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Education › Re: Please Can You Solve These? by DesChyko: 9:29pm On Aug 05, 2019

ibizgirl:
For number 2 why is it equal to zero. What happened to the 1 that’s the numerator

Generally, for a value like 1/b to be equal to infinity (where 1 is the numerator and b is the denominator), b is equal to 0.
Look at it this way
1/5 = 2
1/2 = 5
1/0.5 = 2
1/ 0.01 = 100
You can see that as the denominator gets closer to zero, the answer becomes larger and larger.
So it is when the denominator eventually gets to zero that it will give infinity as its answer.
That's why I equated the denominator to zero.

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Politics › Re: Court Grants EFCC's Request To Freeze Bauchi State Government Account by DesChyko: 7:16pm On Aug 05, 2019

So long as the intention is patriotic.
I'm just concerned over how it may affect the citizenry.

Education › Re: 10 Most Expensive Things In The World by DesChyko: 4:46pm On Aug 05, 2019

Jayslicky:
Are all these things more expensive than human lives, like if u know your life is worth more than all this.

Lol.. They probably are. Human lives are all around you, these things aren't.

Education › Re: Please Can You Solve These? by DesChyko: 1:58pm On Aug 04, 2019

It's coming late. Sorry.

Celebrities › Re: Lekki Half-Unclad Strippers: Yomi Black Calls Out Belinda Effah by DesChyko: 1:31pm On Aug 04, 2019

Id97:

It is absurd when you and your likes attempt to disparage the severe nature of this indecorous stunt and ~~it's~~ implication by drawing a comparison with bbn naija.
That she hasn't come out to condemn bbn naija does not ~~means~~ she okays it.bbn naija is bad in its own but is a lesser evil compared to this stunt orchestrated by tekno because bbn afford TV viewers the choice to either watch or completely ignore the show for those who detest it.
But this profane stunt ~~does~~ not afford the same opportunity because it ~~unexpectedly~~ exposed many persons to ~~obnoxious~~ level of indecency including the impressionable children who should be shielded from such things.

Easy does it.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Rear Picture Of An Engineer In Nigeria by DesChyko: 5:25am On Aug 04, 2019

Nigeria isn't ready for this much certificates because the government is intent on frustrating the holders.

That's where Nigerians tend to be more about self-interest than patriotism.

Celebrities › Re: Destiny Etiko Shows Python They Encountered On Set by DesChyko: 9:22pm On Aug 02, 2019

Python bite??
Wetin concern bird and tooth pick undecided

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Politics › Re: See How A Man Burst Nigerian Army Denial Of Secret Cementary On Their FB Page by DesChyko: 9:14pm On Aug 02, 2019

johnmartus:
How many American soldiers that dead in afghanistan that their corpses take home .

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Sports › Re: Official: Arsenal Sign Pepe For £72 From Lille by DesChyko: 5:32pm On Aug 01, 2019

Solid Statement grin

What provoked Arsenal into this huge announcement was that they were accused of trying to pay for this guy's transfer with Amazon Vouchers. cry

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Can’t Verify Certificates Of 80,724 Shortlisted Applicants – Police IG by DesChyko: 5:12am On Aug 01, 2019

..what would it cost to verify them? Say #300 per candidate. That one is not news nah.

Business › Re: MTN To Convert Recharge Card Sellers To Financial Services Agents by DesChyko: 5:06am On Aug 01, 2019

If this is a way to compensate them for the ridiculously tiny profits they make from recharge card business, it's a welcome move

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Education › Re: Imo Government Takes Over Eastern Palm University, Scraps New Institutions by DesChyko: 4:00am On Aug 01, 2019

hammerVJ:
POLITICS ASIDE, HE IS THE ONLY GOV THAT INVESTED IN SE EDUCATION, THE WAY I LIKE.

Politics aside, If you're happy with the condition of Education in Imo State as it is now, then there is a solid reason that you are not attached to the education sector. Endeavour to make sure it remains that way, please.

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Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 2:15pm On Jul 31, 2019

SeedofDavid:
Hello, just go to your email, scroll to the bottom of my pm and click reply.

I hope we haven't derailed too much.

Lol. I successfully did.
As for the derailing, highest you will get 4 weeks ban for both of us angry

Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 7:21am On Jul 31, 2019

SeedofDavid:
check your mail boss

I did. And there was no way of replying the mail. At least I didn't see one.

Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 5:36pm On Jul 30, 2019

SeedofDavid:
I doubt we are but was wondering if I could get the app through you.

How do I add you up on Whatsapp?

Gaming › Re: What's The Best Mobile Game You Have Ever Played ? by DesChyko: 6:58am On Jul 30, 2019

SeedofDavid:
Hello do you have the 2019 on mobile?

Yup. And if I am right, we are already friends on facebook.

Romance › Re: Woman Caught Having Sex While Backing Her Baby. Sparks Online Reactions by DesChyko: 3:42am On Jul 29, 2019

Infidelity

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Politics › Re: AAC Reaffirms Sowore As National Chairman by DesChyko: 11:11am On Jul 28, 2019

barinedan:
Parties that fail to win a seat in state house of assembly and local government chairmanship seat should be deregistered in order to cut unnecessary expenses during elections

You're angry that the leaders of Nigeria are leaving the youth behind.
You are still angry that a youth is actually trying to make the difference.
If not that today is Sunday, I for send you hot slap via SMS angry

Politics › Re: AAC Reaffirms Sowore As National Chairman by DesChyko: 11:06am On Jul 28, 2019

It's just sad we'll have to wait for four years again to vote for him.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I've Submitted Million Of Cv's Without A Single Call Back by DesChyko: 10:50am On Jul 28, 2019*

First thing I will want to tell you is to disregard anybody that will tell you to pay for packaged CV rubbish. Omo, it's recommendation by people of substance that gets great jobs these days. The quick alternative you have is to look for a simple job somewhere so you can have something in your pocket to pursue your dream jobs, and develop yourself in other skill areas as a side dish.
I remember when I left the East in 2014 for Lagos. It was around February ending and then, even private schools weren't hiring. I saw a school about five minutes walk away from my house but they wanted an English teacher when I studied Maths. I told them I could take English and proceeded to teach one of the toughest topics 'Sounds'. That's how I got the job. If I hadn't taken my time to develop myself in English, I'ld have lost this one too.
I was started on a salary of 20k. Everyday, I'ld sneak off during break to take a one-hour lesson for #500 (11am - 12pm). I also have night classes of #800 per day (6pm - 8pm) But on Saturdays, the lessons earn me #2000 (9am - 12pm). Soon, I began to teach three-day per week lessons, currently at 7k and above for a month depends on the learning difficulties.
So, you can see that if I was serious with them all, I could easily make 60k monthly and above without leaving my homezone. And this area is not as wealthy as those high brow Lagos cities where you can easily make much more.
But of course, I'm reaching for more now, so I'm looking to drop some of these for more. At least, it gave me something for my pocket and some insight to my next move now.
Good luck though.

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Celebrities › Re: Alexreports Set To Wed Esther Eze: Ned Nwoko, Zainab Bagudu, Tony Nwulu React by DesChyko: 2:02am On Jul 28, 2019

Happy Married Life in advance.

But

This copy and paste of yours weak me

SERAP seeks probe of unfair treatment of former Kebbi state acting CJ, Karatu(Opens in a new browser tab)

inside wedding announcement?.

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Education › Re: Meet Akachukwu Mathew Onyiuke The Best Student In 2019 Waec From Anambra State by DesChyko: 1:48am On Jul 28, 2019

If you want A-parallel result, contact me. I can even make your name, school and everything else become A1 with ordinary Paint app in Windows.
I'll reserve my congrats until I'm sure that it's real.

Politics › Re: Termites Ate My School Certificate — Chief Justice of Nigeria. by DesChyko: 9:31pm On Jul 24, 2019

Say what?

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Celebrities › Re: The Swedish Prison Where A$AP Rocky Is Detained In Inhumane Condition(Pics) by DesChyko: 6:52pm On Jul 22, 2019

I love bad bitches that's my f**king problem.. grin

Celebrities › Re: Picture's Of A Young Lagos Millionair That Got People Talking by DesChyko: 9:43am On Jul 21, 2019

He should have used something classier.
This is like a gurney like those found in mortuaries

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Phones › Re: 6 Charging Mistakes That Damage Your Phone Battery by DesChyko: 9:41am On Jul 21, 2019

Since my battery is already bad, no need to click anything.
But lemme just follow the thread incase somebody goes there and imports the contents to us grin

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Education › Re: Boy Seen Hawking ‘diary Of A Wimpy Kid’ Books On A Tray Along The Street by DesChyko: 9:33am On Jul 21, 2019

Bloggers.. Come and explain this fakeness.

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Education › Re: Ondo Pupils Invent Machine, Win Trophy In Turkey by DesChyko: 8:55pm On Jul 19, 2019

VillagePipu:
Unlike the muddy baboons building prisons for their children.

Your village people have really messed you up.
This competition was attended by representatives from North, East and West Nigeria. That was sometime last month.
If I am not mistaken, it was even the Northern representatives, either Plateau or Nassarawa that came first in their category. Did they build a machine? I didn't hear about that.

The news here is that the state is honouring the students from Ondo, not that they single-handedly won anything.

Say no to Tribalism.

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Sports › Re: Matthijs de Ligt And Luis Suarez At Ajax (Throwback Photos) by DesChyko: 7:18am On Jul 19, 2019

AbujaBlue:
There is still a chance that Ajax and Barcelona face each other in the Champions League final which is set to take place at the Wanda Metropolitano stadium in Madrid on 1 June.

Copy and paste.

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Nairaland General › Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by DesChyko: 7:14am On Jul 19, 2019

DaddyELEPHANT:
most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.

Oh my...

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