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Politics › Re: Buhari Not Having Certificate Is Not Problem, Lieing Under Oath Is The Issue by DesChyko: 9:39am On Mar 27, 2015

The certificate is never coming out. It is non-existent.
Whomever wins, my prayer is that my family stays safe all through.

Jokes Etc › Re: A Nairalander Goes Shirtless And Show Off His Six Packs In His Bathroom (pic ) by DesChyko: 9:36am On Mar 27, 2015

Dirty packs.
Are you a case study for 'hair population density'?

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Politics › Re: [full Text] Jonathan’s Broadcast Message On The General Elections by DesChyko: 9:27am On Mar 27, 2015

"25. Let me warn, however, that as President, Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces, I am under oath to protect the lives of all Nigerians and the security of our country at all times. I will never abdicate my responsibilities in that regard."

To whom it may concern. grin

Politics › Re: Chad, Niger Troops Reclaim Gachagar From Boko Haram by DesChyko: 8:22am On Mar 27, 2015

Tomorrow's news is today.
These ones concern us less.
Chad and Niger, give us a break. angry

Politics › Re: What Does Nigeria Stand To Gain If Jonathan Enters Presidency For The 3rd Time by DesChyko: 8:06am On Mar 27, 2015

Unibenstudent:
corruption never dies??it only grows,pls ask abacha.

Who is Abacha?
Where can I find him?

Politics › Re: Presidential Election Results Since 1999 by DesChyko: 7:49am On Mar 27, 2015

Right Back in..Like we never left.

Family › Re: Woman Caught By Her In-laws With Her Husband's Friend In A Hotel by DesChyko: 7:44am On Mar 27, 2015

Everybody carry phone for hand.
All they think of is 'evidence'!
Not a thought spared for shame..
Not a thought spared for family..
If it was always tit for tat, Jesus won't have died for us.

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Politics › Re: What Does Nigeria Stand To Gain If Jonathan Enters Presidency For The 3rd Time by DesChyko: 7:39am On Mar 27, 2015

I think my progress would continue.
If he's out, dude, another fresh batch of criminals with new plans are coming in.
Frankly, I prefer the old lot. Their greed must be weakening by now.

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Politics › Re: Pundits Tip Buhari For Victory - Sun Newspaper by DesChyko: 7:24am On Mar 27, 2015

WisdomFlakes:
Nigga pls, don't flatter yourself, punk. That was merely a figure of speech.

Still can't remember you, sorry.

Politics › Re: President Jonathan To Address The Nation, Nigeria, 7:00 am by DesChyko: 7:21am On Mar 27, 2015

Temmi001:
just One of those Mentally crippled Nigerian Youths survey reveals!
Olodo jatijati

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Politics › Re: Pundits Tip Buhari For Victory - Sun Newspaper by DesChyko: 7:07am On Mar 27, 2015

WisdomFlakes:
LOL. You Tanoids sef. Shey you no sabi read say na Sun News Online, a pro-PDP newspaper, carry the news? No be Orji Uzor Kalu, a Jonathan supporter, own the outfit? The truth shall set you free, mehnnn .

Besides, the quoted pundits are often the primary sources of most of the news you read on mainstream newspapers coz they all work as a network.

Err.. Who are you again? undecided

I can't remember meeting you before, how come you 'think' you know me?

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Asks Court To Set Aside Order Barring Soldiers From Elections by DesChyko: 7:00am On Mar 27, 2015

Yomieluv:
Ekitigate can't happen in this election oga presido.

If you like,deploy Mossad for security,we have decided..

Sai-buhari.

Question 1:In one sentence, distinguish between a C4 and TNT.
Question 2: What is the dominant feature of an undercover insurgent?
Question 3: A card reader failed at a poll station dominated by Fulani herdsmen. Describe the resulting scenario and your response.

You have two minutes.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Asks Court To Set Aside Order Barring Soldiers From Elections by DesChyko: 6:53am On Mar 27, 2015

Are these people stupid?
With the violent idiots up and down and this bomb threats from the insurgents, they're still playing with the idea of not utilizing military men at the elections?
Chai.. How greed for power has blinded some he-goats (and she-goats).

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Politics › Re: Pundits Tip Buhari For Victory - Sun Newspaper by DesChyko: 6:50am On Mar 27, 2015

Where were the pundits at again? The Punch? Vanguard? Or some kangaroo news site with absolutely nothing to lose?

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan To Address The Nation, Nigeria, 7:00 am by DesChyko: 6:46am On Mar 27, 2015

Temmi001:
What Does he have to say?

You are asking what the President has to say on a National Broadcast?

'To whom brain is given, sense is expected' - Rev 27:1

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan To Address The Nation, Nigeria, 7:00 am by DesChyko: 6:43am On Mar 27, 2015

Confirm..
The President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan [GCFR]

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Computers › Re: How Do I Recover Lost Files After Formatting? by DesChyko: 6:30am On Mar 27, 2015

Whizzcute:
Oga,i ve searched everywhere...the system is empty

Bad man.. Have no other idea.

Computers › Re: How Do I Recover Lost Files After Formatting? by DesChyko: 6:28am On Mar 27, 2015

pass111:
pls my tune up utility has expired... is there a way to register it without paying

Try any of these serial keys
TMACO-HRNAV-OZGB2-ADQKE-WC2K2-XCY2J
CM2Y3-UZMDJ-J4QVG-AALBE-2Y7AB-MCVVN
CMWKQ-B4ZNG-YABPT-QNRVM-XKBSX-PNISF
CMACS-XTNAV-OZGB2-ADNMR-AC4YJ-QVFVK
CMC62-BUNGF-HHRXJ-AKEOX-D6UON-AQJZH
CM36Z-CYDBB-OB4XR-QS6RN-26MJB-3ZTTP

Politics › Re: Buhari, A Gamble Not Worth Taking — Jonathan by DesChyko: 6:21am On Mar 27, 2015

GEJ all the way.. Abuja or Otuoke, I stand behind you
The same way APC fanatics stand behind Tinubu and Buhari even if they're shown a picture of them looting CBN grin

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Performs Ground Breaking Of Gas Industrial Plant In Delta State by DesChyko: 6:19am On Mar 27, 2015

Cute..as always.

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Business › Re: Pls I Nid Advice On Car Parts Biz Or A Biz One Can Start Wit A Million Naira by DesChyko: 6:18am On Mar 27, 2015

poshpappy:
whats a belt or bearing supplier pls @DesChyko

These are parts used in vehicle. Being a supplier means taking orders of companies and traders (both local and international), then going to companies (that import or produce the bearing/belt), and buying in bulk from them. He could learn the trade in ASPAMDA in Trade Fair. That's their specialty.

Computers › Re: How Do I Recover Lost Files After Formatting? by DesChyko: 6:03am On Mar 27, 2015

Whizzcute:
yeah,i was running Windows 7 ultimate,but when he formatted it,he loaded windows 7 professional...and there is no trace of the old files

Then search for the Windows.old folder. Your files should be there under Users.

Business › Re: Pls I Nid Advice On Car Parts Biz Or A Biz One Can Start Wit A Million Naira by DesChyko: 5:47am On Mar 27, 2015

Belts or Bearing supplier.

Computers › Re: How Do I Recover Lost Files After Formatting? by DesChyko: 5:44am On Mar 27, 2015

I know Tune-Up utilities can recover 'deleted' files. But formatting erases the pointers with which Tune Up works wih.
Also, if he formatted the OS i.e. Loaded a new (Windows Vista, 7 or 8 not sure about XP), check the C drive for the Windows.old folder. The old files are in there, under Users, I guess.

Politics › Re: 'DSS Detains PVC Supplier, Demands Encryption Code'-APC by DesChyko: 5:41am On Mar 27, 2015

..and the mudslinging continues.. Tomorrow, and then the governors will take over airing their boxer shorts at the airports.

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Nairaland General › Re: The True Face Of One Nigeria: Our Only Genuine Elderstates Man (pics) by DesChyko: 5:39am On Mar 27, 2015

Yungwizzzy:
Gen BUHARI I know, Gen Obasanjo I know

who is Gen salami?

He is the reason you can post this thrash, and get away with it.
You couldn't have tried it under the former two, probably weren't born when they ruled.
So, every single time you construct 'thrash' as missiles against the government or people in powerful positions, thank Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar.

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Nairaland General › Re: The True Face Of One Nigeria: Our Only Genuine Elderstates Man (pics) by DesChyko: 5:28am On Mar 27, 2015

Well, if only APC fielded Tambuwal..
We'ld have had another quality leader, this time in a civilian umbrella.

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Politics › Re: RSVP Buhari’s Retirement Party Here. by DesChyko: 5:26am On Mar 27, 2015

Oga, calm down.
Buhari may also win.

Politics › Re: APC Drags Jonathan, Obanikoro, Fayose Others To ICC by DesChyko: 5:18am On Mar 27, 2015

Bandwagon of illiterates.
The fact that they possess good speech writers still doesn't eclipse the fact that their decision making are distorted at its best.
Well, what else is expected from a group of people whom desperation is their motivation? Childish errors that make mockery of the positions they hold.
I'm no where near being an art student, but I'm aware that the ICC handle specific crimes which I'm in doubt as to which of those crimes 'the Ekiti issue' belongs. Also, they work in tandem with the National judiciary. Hence, it's just like the saying "more haste, less speed." They will simply be referred back to the country's judiciary, exposing their ignorance, for the world to poke fun at their ugly linens.

Politics › Re: My President Is Been Humble And Liberal, A Rare And True Leaders Last Advise by DesChyko: 5:06am On Mar 27, 2015

Oga.. After Boko Haram, what next?
You that don't even have an SSCE certificate, can you make plans to favour those who bled through their noses to scale hurdles after hurdles in their pursuit for excellence in their field?
Or will you re-enact your 'retrenchment-style' of balancing the country's finances?

The country's finances are at an alltime low. Forget the gospel you preach, my concern is at the fresh hungry flies you're bringing to the feast in the name of support. Except you really have something up your sleeve, I don't see you being a better option, except for pacifying the insurgents, a case not helped by your controversial foundation. Sorry if I doubt your ability, but speeches are just speeches. You read speeches perfectly after days of practice. My 6-year old nephew does that as well.

Anyways, I will be watching proceedings come March 28..on TV..with my family and friends who will.

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Politics › Re: Fire Guts FCT High Court’s Probate Section by DesChyko: 9:45pm On Mar 26, 2015

Who's being tried next?

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