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Food › Re: Jollof Rice Isn't Sweet Without This Cooler (pictured) by DesChyko: 10:26pm On Mar 21, 2015
The official cooler is the yellow one jare.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Fashola, Akin Ambode & Other APC Leaders Show PDP Red Card In Lagos- Pic by DesChyko: 10:02pm On Mar 21, 2015
Buhari and Ambode don't even know how to flash a red cardgrin
By the way, what Party is ruling Lagos? huh
Education › Re: Who Is The Greatest Scientists Of All Time? by DesChyko: 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2015
That must be the man who invented the 'pillow'
Crime › Re: Okadaman Goes "Mad" After Police Arrest, Strips Himself Naked [PICS] by DesChyko: 4:05pm On Mar 21, 2015
#NaWash..
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Needs A Super Hero Like This Man by DesChyko: 4:03pm On Mar 21, 2015
Mehn.. This costume always looks odd on Nigerians.
First D'banj in Miss Endowed was a complete joke! He looked like he needed some saving himself.
Now, Basketmouth; this 'thing' combined with his hairdo, it sure looked like he escaped from somewhere.
These slim guys should let this costumes be jare. Dem no watch cartoon ni?
Or should we talk about 'The Naija Barney?' huh
Politics › Re: Is This The Change APC Is Preaching About? (pic) by DesChyko: 3:53pm On Mar 21, 2015
garrix8:
Picture of the APC politician giving the guy the money OR you are a mumu.

Go and read for your multiple carry-over courses.

Mumu IMSU-fool.

cheesy
Question: What is the only difference between a Nairaland APC fanatic and a motor park tout?
Answer: The motor park tout has some decency.
Education › Re: Can You Take Your Child To A School Where Teachers Don't Discipline Students? by DesChyko: 3:49pm On Mar 21, 2015
Only few people can afford such schools.
But personally, I can NEVER do that.
Although there must be some sort of discipline in every school, maybe not the type you are used to.
Forum Games › Re: Who Is Putting On The Jeans by DesChyko: 3:46pm On Mar 21, 2015
The footwear of the girl gave her out.. Besides the waist is quite high and curved to be hers, as well as the posture of the legs on the couch.
Celebrities › Re: People Mistake Me For Patoranking...check My Pix by DesChyko: 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2015
Before you even upload the picture, move this post to the 'Jokes section' angry
Politics › Re: On Fani Kayode's Criminal And False Accusations Against Buhari by DesChyko: 3:40pm On Mar 21, 2015
I'm more concerned with Nigerians' dispositions after the elections.
Too much is being said about just one event while a million other more meaningful events are happening all around the globe.
They can smear themselves all they want. I don't share surnames or reputation with either of them.
Family › Re: It's Raining Hailstones In Abeokuta by DesChyko: 3:36pm On Mar 21, 2015
Pictures or angry
Education › Re: See The Leaders Of Tomorrow In An Exam Hall(pics) by DesChyko: 2:21pm On Mar 21, 2015
Not a laughing issue. This generation care less about their academic achievements.
Events › Re: Why Is The Groom Crying Profusely On His Wedding Day? by DesChyko: 2:03pm On Mar 21, 2015
He's like ""At last.."
Sports › Re: Unveiling Nigeria’s Richest Players And How Much They Earn by DesChyko: 1:59pm On Mar 21, 2015
lalasticlala:
BROWN IDEYE, WEST BROM (ENGLAND)

£29,000 per week


Striker, Brown Ideye has sparked to life after a rather insipid start to his Premier League career. Ideye began his career with Bayelsa United, before moving to Ocean Boys. He was a member of the Ocean Boys team that lifted the Nigerian Premier League trophy in 2007. He then moved to Europe in January 2008 where he signed with Swiss club Neuchâtel Xamax. After scoring an impressive 23 goals at Xamax,

Ideye left to sign for French side FC Sochaux in 2010. He was snapped up by West Bromich Albion in a record £10 million deal in 2014. He is paid £29,000 (N9.57 million) every week; £1,508,000 (N497.6m) annually.
No record of Dynamo Kyiv?? He came from a Russian club where he is a key man. Didn't know him at other clubs though.
Crime › Re: 75-yr Old Herbalist Arrested For Defiling 12-yr Old Boy (pics) by DesChyko: 8:44am On Mar 21, 2015
GAYbriel oGAYchukwu angry
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Win Presidential Election Says UK Research by DesChyko: 11:58pm On Mar 20, 2015
melvinjames:
Please contact the research firm with your grievances. Am only re-posting what I saw.
Excellent reply
Crime › Re: Police Corporal Rapes Deputy Commissioner Of Police Daughter. by DesChyko: 11:15pm On Mar 20, 2015
400billionman:
They must have been seeing each other...
Gbam!
Crime › Re: Police Corporal Rapes Deputy Commissioner Of Police Daughter. by DesChyko: 4:27pm On Mar 20, 2015
Why do I have this feeling that this story isn't right?
Politics › Re: No Waiting At Polling Booths After Voting – IG by DesChyko: 7:27am On Mar 20, 2015
kayboy4y:
#ivedecided
#Police must not harass me
#I will protect my vote
#GMB is my choice
A blind snail starves only itself of food.
The IGP has spoken.
Since you are a stranger to bombs, thuggery and stray weapons, I wish you luck.
Politics › Re: (PICTURE) What Has These Politicians Not Done To Get Our Vote? by DesChyko: 1:01am On Mar 20, 2015
The real question is 'Where have they been all these while?'
Except for Gov. Rochas Okorocha who always had this as his modus operandi from his APGA and PDP days, others are just play-acting.
Politics › Re: US Defence Contractor Blackwater Fighting For Nigeria Against Bh-buzzfeednews US by DesChyko: 12:55am On Mar 20, 2015
First, it was South African troops, now US troops.
Hopefully it doesn't become Israeli anytime soon.
Politics › Re: I Willl Restore Nigeria’s Fading Glory –buhari by DesChyko: 12:50am On Mar 20, 2015
#in Chris Brown's voice#

All the bullshit's for the birds

You ain't nothin' but a vulture

Always hopin' for the worst

Waiting for Jona to fvck up

You'll regret the day when he wins the election, yeah

Who knows just what he need,
Buhari knows just what Jona means

When he tell him keep it drama free
..grin
Romance › Re: How Many Guys Can Say #amen To This Prayer???? by DesChyko: 9:42pm On Mar 19, 2015
AMEN!! smiley
Politics › Re: 9 Year Old Girl: I Wish You Goodluck, Not Goodluck Jonathan (video) by DesChyko: 8:27pm On Mar 19, 2015
That moment when you find this funny, forgetting that the future is being polluted with dirty 'hateful' politicking.
#NotPartyToThis!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Recaptures Gamboru by DesChyko: 8:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
Thoughtless Boko Haram Members, For your information, the Nigerian Army is advancing all nooks and crannies of Borno as we speak.
So you better leave the same way you came for they are leaving no stones unturned.

And leave your weapons behind too. Your mates did.
Politics › Re: Jonathan'll Declare A Marshal Plan To Rebuild North East When Re-elected- Mu’azu by DesChyko: 8:18pm On Mar 19, 2015
I thought one online news site in the desert mentioned that this man is no longer on song with the PDP?

I pity the misled souls.. cry
Politics › Re: 9-year-old Girl Officially Donates Her Lunch Money To Buhari (see Photos) by DesChyko: 8:15pm On Mar 19, 2015
Lol..
Orisirisi
Politics › Re: A Riposte To Ishaq Modibbo Kawu’s Essay, “defeating Boko Haram With Mercenaries” by DesChyko: 8:01pm On Mar 19, 2015
You get such journalists in abundance because there are retrogressives, hiding under the guise of progressives, who are waiting to pounce on and blow such negative falacies out of proportion in pursuit of their morbid desires.

Without consumers, a market is worthless. May God help those who build their foundations on falsehood.
Nairaland General › Re: Missing $20bn: NNPC Faults Sanusi’s Latest Claims by DesChyko: 7:38pm On Mar 19, 2015
Irrelevant claims and irrelevant parries.
Discussion that they should hold in private, they are making it public.
How can one follow through without detailed facts and figures?
Talk of $20bn everywhere.. How and over which period of time did it amount to such??
Crime › Re: Abia Government Sacks ASOPADEC Director Over Rape Case by DesChyko: 7:33pm On Mar 19, 2015
In Preparation for the gallows.
Politics › Re: Pictures: South East Youths Declare Total Support For President Jonathan by DesChyko: 7:06pm On Mar 19, 2015
Before nko?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Campaign Money Tears Ogun Support Group Apart by DesChyko: 6:58pm On Mar 19, 2015
wakacome:
Mr english teacher,it is "told" and not "tolds"......
Young Propagandistgrin
Like your tutors, you thrive on non-existent hearsays.

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