₦airaland Forum

Tolexander:
the world is now a village!

one doesn't need to travel!

Yep.. Lies travel even faster.

Hahaha.. Sahara babies o..
From New York to Enugu..

Which one come be 21-minute video?
Na winch??
62MB sha

Little drops of water makes a mighty ocena..

Go! Nigerian Army! Go!!

garrix8:
Drunkard....

When and where did your father buy him a bottle of beer at least?

#Word

Hehehehe..

We, constant travellers, we experience a lot of discomfort.
Just the other day we were travelling to Onitsha from Lagos in a bus. When we got to Niger Bridge, there was a nice rolled up sh1t sitting comfortably in the middle of the bridge. And there was no Waste Management Agency in sight.
So, our driver had to reverse and return to Lagos 'for health reasons'. We were booked into Eko Hotel to stay for two days after which we began our journey when we got information that the sh1t has been successfully removed when the Senate held an emergency meeting to approve the contract of #1.2bn to Arab Contractors for instant removal of the 'hazard' within 24 hours.
It was terrible.

Badoo!!

Awkward seeing all these Mothers' Day issue.. It's still a week away for me.

You were cheating on her! She caught you.
1. She didn't create a scene.
2. She didn't walk out on you.
3. She didn't even cause any humiliation whatsoever.

Instead she offered you a pure smile. One that reminds you of the sun. She still went ahead to carry out the quite tedious task of cooking. And after inviting you and your partner to eat, after doing all these for you, while you and the cheating partner were still in the room trying to figure out what next to do, you still think you have an option of refusing to eat??

My friend, if you don't want to die by something more gruesome like having a pestle resting inside your skull or having a knife sticking out of your left buttocks, better go and eat that poisoned food now

2Brains1:
U cluelessness is in high places

Am still typing the link.....

As usual.. Typical APC propagandist. Information with no evidence.

POPdecorator:
ZOOLOGY-the person that take care of animals(zoo animal) not human being(nigerians)= jonathan

SOLDIER-is the person that protect the civilian(nigerians)=buhari

sai buhari

POP decorator - Is a person who specializes in making designs on building with POP.

You see? Defining terms is out of your jurisdiction.

Just imagine!

berem:
please shut up joor! Doyin Okupe called himself a bastard,i didn't. Just because my father is not benefiting from Jonathan's corrupt government doesn't mean he hasn't achieved anything in life.

Has he? I don't know. I don't know him. You're just saying it.

experimentist:
Please forgive me.. I no go try am again..

You see that thing?

Faddd:
The bastard incites violence with his unguarded words here for the poor masses while he keeps his son abroad. Diariz God!

Is there any Nigerian politician whose kid is in danger?
I don't pity the radical masses jare. Let them cause their injury if they will

2Brains1:
Evidence to who? You?..

Let me type it...

Type what? Give me a link to a trusted national daily where a PDP topshot of spokesman made this claim.

Last I checked, sex produce babies.
One can't overrule the possibility though. Things happen.

What would a man know about that?
What's your profession, OP?

2Brains1:
When Buhari's daughter was discovered to be schooling in the UK, the PDP did as if all there children are in Nigeria schooling. Saying why should the Generals daughter be schooling in the UK..

Provide evidence to support this claim.

berem:
Unfortunately,he has a self acclaimed bastard as a father..

Let's assume he does. He was sired and bred by the same man you insult. And that man is a celebrity; People talk about him. You just did. His son is a celebrity. Someone fished out his picture and now, Nairalanders are commenting on it.

Now, look at your own life. Who knows your father? Who is talking about your father? Who will have time to fish out your picture?
One thing in life in Haters must Hate. But the wiser ones in life would move in line with theiir social status, not far ahead of it, to avoid embarrassment.

They should first take the people to a psychiatric Hospital to examine their mental state.
After all, there are 21 million people in Nigeria with mental issues.

jeffizy:
If Obasanjo was around when BH began it's existing campaign , then we agree he failed.

Who is the 'we' there? Obasanjo himself? His aides at that time?
The people you are answering for are unwilling to accept responsibility for the monster Nigeria is fighting today. Rather, they are riding in the waves as all of the blames are being vested on GEJ himself.
It would be a grave mistake forgetting that this insurgency has a political undertone to it or that 'notable' persons who claim to have the interest of the country at heart but shied away from being involved.
The first step to completely curbing the insurgency is to locate their contact(s) in the Nigerian Government. As long as he exists, all solutions are temporary and must fail in the long run.

bewla:
first your name sand as the size of ur brain u here him said unsettle of wipe them out or contain them u to no get brain or u have sold ur brain to tan like your name (des) if u c that name in yoruba put o in front u get Ode meaning fool grammar no be my language

You no know who hold your change.
Just start by buying a white fowl go see your village chief.

Clerverly:
He came to solicit votes from the "Born Troway" ethnic group! Foolish man with a useless wife!

May God judge your future by your words.

Godfullsam:
Tinubu helped oga Jona to aso rock in 2011 and he wants to help him to otuoke in 2015 .

Funny right?
That was the backbone of AC helping a PDP candidate win the elections.
Says a lot about the foundation of the party.
Greedy lots

bewla:
This guy u dey crazy just look at what your papa and mama train suffer to send u school come back with rubbish u dey crazy look weting u talk which one be nija own in side if ur so call jona is sense ably how do u say span end there own second if u cannot end it in six years why will i believe u to end it in six weeks pls and pls i no go school but i have common sense no polish this matter changer most happen if after four years them to no do good then we switch to a new party but now we want change

Tact is having nothing to say and saying nothing. You must be a stranger to intelligence. Your points are like your grammatical construction; inarticulate.

The first step to building an opinion is completely understanding the scenario. Your opinion here is as ill-fitting as wool on a cockroach. Six weeks to unsettle the Boko Haram sounds like a great deal to me. They wouldn't have time to re-organize themselves, the army won't rest on its oars and the elections can proceed without fear of mass annihilation of voters by their daring suicide bombers or worse. For how long do you think the Army can sustain her offence on Boko Haram?

MayorofLagos:
Bokoharam is a movement and had been in Nigeria as far back as the 60s, if not earlier. It was known as maitatsine!

Evidence please?

Why not involve the community leaders of your hometown on this one? Or better still, involve the security networks in Nigeria. Let them know of the danger these siblings are posing. They are not kids anymore. Even your mom may not fancy the idea of leaving her helpless kids.

If you must neglect them, you must ensure that absolutely everything pertaining the family's properties is in safe hands. And you must prepare for some major issues like badmouthing. There is no way people won't talk, with them living like peasants while their family members are enjoying abroad. Or them winding up in jail for some serious bullcrap. Stuffs like that soils family names.

Perhaps you should come down home to see to things for yourself. You may be able to address their issues better with even easier friendly means.

Why using so many choppers instead of one airplane?
They girl's father must be a retired 5-star general living in a barrack..else, all these commando tendencies will leave him wondering where these copters will land.

One who really wants to be with you will overlook the religious differences, although Nigerian roots tend to frown on that.
Why not simply go for Muslims?

Hmm.. 750 words of fabrication.
Negative use of creativity. He'ld have done better writing a novel.