₦airaland Forum

We, constant travellers, we experience a lot of discomfort.
Just the other day we were travelling to Onitsha from Lagos in a bus. When we got to Niger Bridge, there was a nice rolled up sh1t sitting comfortably in the middle of the bridge. And there was no Waste Management Agency in sight.
So, our driver had to reverse and return to Lagos 'for health reasons'. We were booked into Eko Hotel to stay for two days after which we began our journey when we got information that the sh1t has been successfully removed when the Senate held an emergency meeting to approve the contract of #1.2bn to Arab Contractors for instant removal of the 'hazard' within 24 hours.
It was terrible.

Badoo!!

Awkward seeing all these Mothers' Day issue.. It's still a week away for me.

You were cheating on her! She caught you.
1. She didn't create a scene.
2. She didn't walk out on you.
3. She didn't even cause any humiliation whatsoever.

Instead she offered you a pure smile. One that reminds you of the sun. She still went ahead to carry out the quite tedious task of cooking. And after inviting you and your partner to eat, after doing all these for you, while you and the cheating partner were still in the room trying to figure out what next to do, you still think you have an option of refusing to eat??

My friend, if you don't want to die by something more gruesome like having a pestle resting inside your skull or having a knife sticking out of your left buttocks, better go and eat that poisoned food now

2Brains1:
U cluelessness is in high places

Am still typing the link.....

As usual.. Typical APC propagandist. Information with no evidence.

POPdecorator:
ZOOLOGY-the person that take care of animals(zoo animal) not human being(nigerians)= jonathan

SOLDIER-is the person that protect the civilian(nigerians)=buhari

sai buhari

POP decorator - Is a person who specializes in making designs on building with POP.

You see? Defining terms is out of your jurisdiction.

Just imagine!

berem:
please shut up joor! Doyin Okupe called himself a bastard,i didn't. Just because my father is not benefiting from Jonathan's corrupt government doesn't mean he hasn't achieved anything in life.

Has he? I don't know. I don't know him. You're just saying it.

experimentist:
Please forgive me.. I no go try am again..

You see that thing?

Faddd:
The bastard incites violence with his unguarded words here for the poor masses while he keeps his son abroad. Diariz God!

Is there any Nigerian politician whose kid is in danger?
I don't pity the radical masses jare. Let them cause their injury if they will

2Brains1:
Evidence to who? You?..

Let me type it...

Type what? Give me a link to a trusted national daily where a PDP topshot of spokesman made this claim.

Last I checked, sex produce babies.
One can't overrule the possibility though. Things happen.

What would a man know about that?
What's your profession, OP?

2Brains1:
When Buhari's daughter was discovered to be schooling in the UK, the PDP did as if all there children are in Nigeria schooling. Saying why should the Generals daughter be schooling in the UK..

Provide evidence to support this claim.

berem:
Unfortunately,he has a self acclaimed bastard as a father..

Let's assume he does. He was sired and bred by the same man you insult. And that man is a celebrity; People talk about him. You just did. His son is a celebrity. Someone fished out his picture and now, Nairalanders are commenting on it.

Now, look at your own life. Who knows your father? Who is talking about your father? Who will have time to fish out your picture?
One thing in life in Haters must Hate. But the wiser ones in life would move in line with theiir social status, not far ahead of it, to avoid embarrassment.

They should first take the people to a psychiatric Hospital to examine their mental state.
After all, there are 21 million people in Nigeria with mental issues.

jeffizy:
If Obasanjo was around when BH began it's existing campaign , then we agree he failed.

Who is the 'we' there? Obasanjo himself? His aides at that time?
The people you are answering for are unwilling to accept responsibility for the monster Nigeria is fighting today. Rather, they are riding in the waves as all of the blames are being vested on GEJ himself.
It would be a grave mistake forgetting that this insurgency has a political undertone to it or that 'notable' persons who claim to have the interest of the country at heart but shied away from being involved.
The first step to completely curbing the insurgency is to locate their contact(s) in the Nigerian Government. As long as he exists, all solutions are temporary and must fail in the long run.

bewla:
first your name sand as the size of ur brain u here him said unsettle of wipe them out or contain them u to no get brain or u have sold ur brain to tan like your name (des) if u c that name in yoruba put o in front u get Ode meaning fool grammar no be my language

You no know who hold your change.
Just start by buying a white fowl go see your village chief.

Clerverly:
He came to solicit votes from the "Born Troway" ethnic group! Foolish man with a useless wife!

May God judge your future by your words.

Godfullsam:
Tinubu helped oga Jona to aso rock in 2011 and he wants to help him to otuoke in 2015 .

Funny right?
That was the backbone of AC helping a PDP candidate win the elections.
Says a lot about the foundation of the party.
Greedy lots

bewla:
This guy u dey crazy just look at what your papa and mama train suffer to send u school come back with rubbish u dey crazy look weting u talk which one be nija own in side if ur so call jona is sense ably how do u say span end there own second if u cannot end it in six years why will i believe u to end it in six weeks pls and pls i no go school but i have common sense no polish this matter changer most happen if after four years them to no do good then we switch to a new party but now we want change

Tact is having nothing to say and saying nothing. You must be a stranger to intelligence. Your points are like your grammatical construction; inarticulate.

The first step to building an opinion is completely understanding the scenario. Your opinion here is as ill-fitting as wool on a cockroach. Six weeks to unsettle the Boko Haram sounds like a great deal to me. They wouldn't have time to re-organize themselves, the army won't rest on its oars and the elections can proceed without fear of mass annihilation of voters by their daring suicide bombers or worse. For how long do you think the Army can sustain her offence on Boko Haram?

MayorofLagos:
Bokoharam is a movement and had been in Nigeria as far back as the 60s, if not earlier. It was known as maitatsine!

Evidence please?

Why not involve the community leaders of your hometown on this one? Or better still, involve the security networks in Nigeria. Let them know of the danger these siblings are posing. They are not kids anymore. Even your mom may not fancy the idea of leaving her helpless kids.

If you must neglect them, you must ensure that absolutely everything pertaining the family's properties is in safe hands. And you must prepare for some major issues like badmouthing. There is no way people won't talk, with them living like peasants while their family members are enjoying abroad. Or them winding up in jail for some serious bullcrap. Stuffs like that soils family names.

Perhaps you should come down home to see to things for yourself. You may be able to address their issues better with even easier friendly means.

Why using so many choppers instead of one airplane?
They girl's father must be a retired 5-star general living in a barrack..else, all these commando tendencies will leave him wondering where these copters will land.

One who really wants to be with you will overlook the religious differences, although Nigerian roots tend to frown on that.
Why not simply go for Muslims?

Hmm.. 750 words of fabrication.
Negative use of creativity. He'ld have done better writing a novel.

If I can't feel comfortable in my own house, then I am an alien.
Take me back home.

Justice Evo Chukwu of the Federal High Court 8 in Abuja will on March 16 commence hearing in a suit seeking to stop the use of the Permanent Voter Cards for the 2015 general elections.

The suit is filed by the Attorney General of Plateau State; speaker of the state House of Assembly, Titus Alams; and the chairmen of the 17 local government areas in the state against the Independent National Electoral Commission. Other plaintiffs in the suit include the Chairman of the Plateau State Council of Traditional Rulers, Gbong Gwom Jos, Da Gyang Buba; and former Chief of Defence Staff, Gen. Domkat Bali, who is the traditional ruler of the Tarok People in Langtang.

The plaintiffs, in the suit filed on their behalf by S.G Odey, said majority of their people were yet to get their PVC and that they would be disenfranchised if the PVC is used for the elections scheduled for March 28 and April 11. They want an order of the court, directing INEC to use the National Register of Voters already compiled and maintained by the commission for each state of the federation, Federal Capital Territory, local governments and area councils at the 2011 general elections and/or any previous election containing the names of persons qualified to vote and be voted for in the forthcoming general election. They also want the court to direct the defendant to allow persons who are qualified and whose names are on the National Register of Voters to vote.

According to the originating summons, the plaintiffs want the court to determine, among others, whether having regards to Section 14(2)(c) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999, (as amended), Section 12 (1) of the Electoral Act, 2010, (as amended), Article 13 (1) of the African Charter on Human and Peoples’ Rights (Ratification and Enforcement) Act, 2004, as well as the principle of Universal Adult Suffrage, guaranteeing a person who is qualified to vote and be voted for at the forthcoming general elections or at any general election conducted by the defendant, can the defendant set down any rules, regulations, guidelines or time table to deprive or having the effect of depriving any person from exercising the right to vote and be voted for. They are also asking the court to determine whether having regards to the provision of Sections 9(5) and 10 of the Electoral Act, 2010, (as amended) that guarantees continuous registration of voters, can the defendant set down any rules, regulations, guidelines or time table restricting or limiting continuous registration of voters to any given period not later than 60 days before the forth coming general election or at any general election contrary to the provision of the aforesaid law. They want the court to declare that INEC has no power under the law to set down any rules capable of depriving citizens of their rights to vote and be voted for.

Meanwhile, INEC has said that it is prepared to go ahead with the use of card readers for the general elections. Assistant Director, Voter Education and Publicity, of the commission in Plateau State, Mr. Osaretin Imahiyereobo, told our correspondent in Jos on Sunday that preparations for the use of the card readers were in top gear. “For now, nothing changes, the situation is the same, the card reader will be used unless the court says otherwise,” Imahiyereobo said.


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The National Chairman of the Peoples Redemption Party, Alhaji Balarabe Musa, has described the All Progressives Congress presidential candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) as a fascist, intolerant and an arrogant self-righteous politician. He also described President Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples Democratic Party as having “a track record of undeniable and monumental ineptitude, corrupt administration and political visionlessness.”

Musa said this in his address at a special/extraordinary meeting of the National Executive Committee of the PRP in Uyo, on Saturday, where, after a comparative advantage of what the PRP would gain, decided to ally with the PDP for the March 28, 2015 presidential election. In his address, titled, “Making a difficult but necessary and patriotic choice,” the PRP leader, stated that the party had to identify and articulate possible course that will be of the party’s best interest.

“In the coming electoral contest, what should be uppermost for the party is its continued existence as a legally recognised political entity, free like any other party to engage in the liberal democratic quest for power which the Nigerian constitution allows. “Of course, it is obvious that none of the present candidates or their political party platforms share the ideals or the objectives of the PRP. “The question then we should ponder on is, ‘Which of the candidates is less likely to constrict the democratic space in Nigeria in such a way as to allow the PRP to continue to exist and to operate legally without hindrance?, “In other words, which of the candidates is going to be less intolerant of parties such as the PRP?” he asked.

According to Balarabe, the party would have supported a candidate sponsored by a coalition of parties, the Credible Alternative Alliance. But he noted that the CAA had not been able to put forward a credible candidate that could be unanimously supported by members.

“The second option is to support the presidential candidate of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, that is, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. In this respect, members will have to examine President Jonathan and the PDP’s track record of undeniable and monumental ineptitude, corrupt administration and political visionlessness against the context of what is in the national interest and the PRP’s interest in self-preservation.

“The third would be to support the candidate of the APC, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.). Here, members would have to weigh these facts: the APC is constituted by, at least, 70 per cent of defectors from the PDP, raising questions as to how much difference it is from the PDP. “Buhari has a track record of human right abuses, a tendency towards fascist intolerance and an arrogant self-righteousness ethos; the APC (unlike the PDP) has arrogantly refused to make any overtures towards other political formations not linked with the PDP; the class composition and agenda of both the APC and the PDP are no different,” he said.

He appealed to the members that their choice should be based on national interest and patriotism and never for material consideration.


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Yungwizzzy:
Jonathan has really failed us

Look at this junior 'Fashola' in the making
You're also blaming GEJ for this?? Lwkmd
#FasholaJoker

Na wah o.. Celebrity talks..
We go soon see picture of 'PEJ breathing' make front page.

Let's see..

Imagine this scenario.

An APC fanatic gets the picture below (run a google search on Nigerian Army Logo), has a Microsoft Word enable computer, takes a picture of his signature on a piece of paper and transfers it via USB to the computer for editing and pasting on the document, drafts such propaganda tidbits (as usual) puts everything together with the blessed Microsoft Word and of course, malicious statements from his cohorts in the Army on some sets of people he/they want(s) to take down; Can it or can it not give birth to such letter like one above; an absolutely untraceable letter meant to smear the image of the present government, and nothing more? Don't underestimate the extent to which malice can drive a hater's creativity.
What else? Find an online news site and pull traffic with it. And have someone quote it on Nairaland to help Buhari's cause, and possibly, cause one or two e-wars on Nairaland as a plus.

Awaken Nigerians. Awaken.
Anyone who can't openly condemn is just rousing unrest.