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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Blasts Atiku, Tinubu, Alamieyeseigha, Others by deshclones(m): 8:43am On Aug 14, 2013
xykms101: This old maggot has not stopped smoking indian hemp.


....I wish him merciless/unfavourable death.

Talking as if you know how your end will come....Arrow...atleast he has lived up to 3scores and 10...has been a president and is internationally renowned..while you stay in one remote village in oshogbo armed with your free etisalat bundle,starve and die unsung...
Nairaland / General / Re: A Tribute To "Evans Ayi" Who Died 2 Months After Nysc by deshclones(m): 7:46am On Aug 14, 2013
Uwakuwak: some one already said he was her room mate boy friend.


Quit messing wit me gal....#laffing so hard#


Ijeoma nwanne
Celebrities / Re: . by deshclones(m): 4:28pm On Aug 13, 2013
Women never learn...i know this dude..he owns a house very close to my uncles place..(they share the same fence)and boy...this guy is arrogant...as in ehen..in capital letters "ARROGANT"'..with little or no respect for anything human...why a young educated woman will want to cling to a guy like this with all his baggage beats me?...funke comes to mind here..is it that there are no young single guys around or what??..no one should give me the money BS cos this chic is well to do in her own right so what?

wish them the best though....

between the first wife looks finer and more homely than this nzeribe chic IMHO

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu's Mum & Brothers by deshclones(m): 6:09pm On Aug 12, 2013
Sweetlemon:
ehn! that video and the one where she was f.ingered is more viral than the HIV virus. In fact, what am I even saying sef? The video is everywhere! Hardly any guy I know that doesn't have them!
Tufiakwa! how can a mere $300k buy my dignity?
I strongly believe she won't win, she's not as lucky as Karen cos there are very strong house mates for her to contend with. Don't forget that this is Africa and any female contestants who ever had sex in the bba house in history of bba got the boot once up for evictions.

abeg send me the link...damn..this new job no dey allow me know whats up again...biko nyem the video...
Romance / Re: Am Digging My Grave. Help!!!!! by deshclones(m): 8:35pm On Aug 11, 2013
Quit being too hard on urself man...what is happening to u is nt abnormal..all sexually active young men mastubated at some point in life..esp btwn 15-20yrs when to get punaniii na real hardwork...you will get over it wit time nd some measure of success...when u don't hv to labour so hard to convince a lady to drop punaniii for u...tk a chill pill nd relax...u will be fine...
Politics / Re: Abiola's Family Has Forgiven Al Mustapha, Others by deshclones(m): 10:43am On Aug 11, 2013
What was he planninig to do b4?...mustapha is definitely not his mate in intelligence,bravery ..the least a coward can do to someone that is bigger than him in all ramification is to forgive and as usual leave everytyn in the hands of God. Afterall he dat fights and runs away live to fight another day.all these amala people and cowardice...*spits*

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Politics / Re: Jonathan With Gov. Dickson & Gov Obi In Yenegoa by deshclones(m): 10:36am On Aug 10, 2013
Chris-OD:


Like Fashola is Tinubu's errand boy and Tinubu is Buhari's errand boy and GEJ is Buhari's president.


O boy u r very mouthed indeed...truth is bitter...GEJ is still Buhari's president afterall...btwn..ur mouth is caustic..

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Music/Radio / Re: Photos: Brymo Gets New Manager, Boycotts Chocolate City To Sign New Deal by deshclones(m): 4:39pm On Aug 08, 2013
This guy don enter gbege...d audu maikori guy na lawyer nd he go mess brymo up nobi small..brymo will be taught a very vital lesson that other upcoming artistes will definitely learn from...
Computer Market / Re: 8months Used APPLE Macbook Pro For Sale by deshclones(m): 7:23am On Aug 07, 2013
cool

Computer Market / 8months Used APPLE Macbook Pro For Sale by deshclones(m): 6:32am On Aug 07, 2013
Okay....up for sale is an 8months used macbook pro 2012 model...laptop is still in perfect condition nd loaded with so many software including MS office...

Am selling cos of upgrade...

Price is 200k...(Slightly negotiable)

07082455325
Autos / Re: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 1:23pm On Aug 06, 2013
Ojix85:

Really respect your input sir. Well appreciated.

BRO,UR PATIENCE IS LEGENDARY..YOU HAVE REALLY TRIED AND I ADMIRE THAT...YOU ARE IN MY PRAYERS MAN..I REALLY DESIRE YOUR HAPPINESS AND PRAY THIS ENDS WELL FOR YOU...
Music/Radio / Re: Ice-Prince Cried After He Was Nominated For This Year’s Bet Awards by deshclones(m): 7:45pm On Aug 05, 2013
love this guy...love the song "gimme the kush""...this dude,vector and phyno rule naija rap music as far as am concerned...aboki... cool cool cool

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Romance / Re: His GF Confessed Infidelity To Him Without Asking/cathing He In The Act. by deshclones(m): 2:50pm On Aug 05, 2013
mehn,i prefer a girl that has cheated on me with 100 guys without my knowledge than the one that cheats on me with just one guy and i get to know...the trust has been eroded and the center can never hold...thats the truth...let him call it a day with the chic..the memories can never erase from his head...imagine making love to such girl and she's moaning...i will be like...shebi this chic no dey imagine the other guy? undecided undecided
Politics / Re: My Govt Beyond Blackmail – Orji by deshclones(m): 12:51pm On Aug 01, 2013
THis guy is and will forever remain a joke...who is blackmailing you??..sane people have long given up on you so many years ago...they cant wait for 2015 to vote you out...very shameless blackman..see the mediocre roads he constructed in umuahia...it baffles me that despite his closeness to akpabio of akwa ibom,he has not deemed it fit to replicate the same type of world class roads being constructed in every nooks and crannies of akwa ibom state..


Abagworo: @OP, if you'd been observant you would have noticed that I usually come to Orji's defence but I believe he is out of touch with what is called development and Abia will need a miracle to meet up infrastructurally with its neighbors of Imo, Enugu, Akwa-Ibom and Rivers States.

I won't deny the fact that he has constructed roads and hospital etc. but he failed to realize we are no longer in the stage where constructing few roads without drainage is appraised. Other States complain of walkways and pavements while Abia is yet to have common drainage. Your Oga needs to up his game to international standard.

Hatred for anything anambra will consume you some day...mark my words.
Politics / Re: My Govt Beyond Blackmail – Orji by deshclones(m): 12:51pm On Aug 01, 2013
THis guy is and will forever remain a joke...who is blackmailing you??..sane people have long given up on you so many years ago...they cant wait for 2015 to vote you out...very shameless blackman..see the mediocre roads he constructed in umuahia...it baffles me that despite his closeness to akpabio of akwa ibom,he has not deemed it fit to replicate the same type of world class roads being constructed in every nooks and crannies of akwa ibom state..


Abagworo: @OP, if you'd been observant you would have noticed that I usually come to Orji's defence but I believe he is out of touch with what is called development and Abia will need a miracle to meet up infrastructurally with its neighbors of Imo, Enugu, Akwa-Ibom and Rivers States.

I won't deny the fact that he has constructed roads and hospital etc. but he failed to realize we are no longer in the stage where constructing few roads without drainage is appraised. Other States complain of walkways and pavements while Abia is yet to have common drainage. Your Oga needs to up his game to international standard.

Hatred for anything anambra will consume you some day...mark my words.
Romance / Re: How To Toast A Girl. by deshclones(m): 8:04am On Aug 01, 2013
Merkki: Child, you are too young. Face your studies. The girls don't like you anyway.


grin grin grin grin grin grin

seriously seun should put childlock on some selected sections on NL....or better still let people pay to comment or post topics...it will help to weed off irrelevant and childish outburst here..imagine what is troubling a grown man??
Celebrities / Re: DMX Files For Bankruptcy -has Less Than $50,000 In Assets **how Could It Be** by deshclones(m): 8:00am On Aug 01, 2013
pro01:

There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia (okay) Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh), Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh), Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?). Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla (okay), Marina (uhh) Selena (uhh) Katrina (uhh) Sabrina (uhh), About three Kim's (WHAT?) LaToya, and Tina (WHOO!), Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda (uh-huh), Kelly, Nicole. Angel, Juanita (damn!), Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda (WHAT?), Donna, Ulanda (WHAT?) Tawana, and Wanda (WHAT?)

. . . . .and THEN, Mary Jane. . . .lots of it, of course.

Mehn this was the ish back then in high school.....where is sisquo self?? when rap music was rap music...jadakiss,loon etc..
Family / Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by deshclones(m): 5:59pm On Jul 30, 2013
What sort of topic is this??...pls lock this disgusting thread ...whats this?..of all relevant and irrelevant topic to discuss its this disgusting act gay marriage...poster no just try me this evening... angry angry angry

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Romance / Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by deshclones(m): 4:53pm On Jul 30, 2013
REALITY101:

Hookup with him bro, he've been lonely for the longest. I wish y'all all the best.

Dang you and cork broke up??...what happened mate?...thought he used to be the best thing you ever had...never knew your love for him was this fickle..oh well... shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: DILEMMA........I Nid Help,now,now Or Neva Again PLZ by deshclones(m): 4:47pm On Jul 30, 2013
190: grin grin


women these days dont give birth to real men anymore

i keep saying it im the last real man alive since the 80's

Loool dude needs help on how 2 scope a woman that keeps playing hard 2 get

i guess u'll need help to Bleep her too grin grin

o boy i tire..what is this world turning into?? so na this liverless guys we go leave this world for someday??...to ask gal for number naim this guy come NL...smh..na this kind guy dey buy Q10 for chic while him mama dey use rubber band hold her nokia torchlight phone for village...nansense..
Autos / Re: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 2:45pm On Jul 30, 2013
seunfly:
wooow!!! Oga phemmmy i v learnt alot 4rm u today, naturaly i'm hot tempered, always trying to defend my self angrily but i v learnt that, it realy never solve any issue rather maturity does.
@ the buyer, u have also tried, it is not easy to vomit 2million with expectation of something great only to find it short of our expection, followed by unexpected delay. Ur kids must have been asking questions about when daddy's gonna bring d new car home.

whats this tribalist doing here??


Ojix85:

Lol. Kids? Not yet bro. Im hoping they will come soon. smiley.. But first, [b]i have to tie the knot [/b]naa.

pls bookmark november 16...will send u an invite via mail around that time bro....u have a new found friend in me bro... wink

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