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Celebrities / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by deshclones(m): 1:19pm On Jul 30, 2013
realkola:

Go ask your great grand father to your father while they are not billionaires in their own time ?I want you to know that it takes a PGD Degree to be a MEGA BILLIONAIRE.Where PHD means : Purely Gods Doin

Come to think of it :As single,We spend
4 years before we start schooling...
6years in the primary school..next
6 years in the Secondary school and the next
4 years in the Tertiary Insitution.
10 years to raise kids
Does it mean that we have only 10 years to GET THE MONEY THAT CARE FOR OUR FAMILY before we become a fool at 40 ?There is a saying that a fool at 40 is a fool for ever......Does it means that we should forget ever becoming a millionaire let alone a billionaire ?.......May God help Us O



Niggah what in fccks name are u on about

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Romance / Re: What Is So Special In Marrying A Virgin? by deshclones(m): 10:36am On Jul 30, 2013
lirusehn: he didnt discriminate cuz he intended saving dem not to settle down wiv dem.

Dang...word brother...this is the whole undiluted truth....

I hate it when people compare others with Christ...Christ is the son of God...we are all son of men..mere mortal so we ca never reason or behave alike...

Marrying a virgin is a personal choice..i have slept with 2 virgins and to be honest it sucks...they lay too much emphasis on their virginity and want you to worship them all the time because they gave you the privilege of bursting the stuff...com'on...to date virgin no easy sha,its hard work..its like training a 5 year old dog...am indifferent jare i pray for a good woman..virgin or not desh no send..i have tasted two so nothing is new again.
Politics / Re: 3 Weeks Of Uninterrupted Electricity In Anambra by deshclones(m): 9:51am On Jul 30, 2013
exxell: I have said it before and I will continue to say it. Ngige has my vote till 2020. That guy is better than all five Eastern governors combined. Ngige will suprise the wirld by transforming Anambra.... Ngige till death


Bia nwokem,.any right thinking Anambrarian knows that chukwuma soludo holds the key to the economic emancipation of our beloved state...no dey yarn opata here..we have tried ngige and he showed his worth by constructing 98% of infrastructure in his beloved lga while neglecting the other zones...lets try soludo too,...okwaighota

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Celebrities / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by deshclones(m): 9:35am On Jul 30, 2013
coolestboy: Ijebu women are very industrous. Datz d gain of hardwork and industry.

Greatest lie ever told...hardwork can only give you three square meals and some good clothes....grace is all you need to make mega money...grace to be at the right place at the right time a deal is been consummated...doubting me??..go check out labourers,bricklayers, etc..those guys work hard but have lil or nothing to show for it.

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Politics / Re: Al Mustafa Visits Asari Dokubo by deshclones(m): 4:48am On Jul 29, 2013
payless:


Don't mind them with their amnesia. The same Al-Mustafa that colluded with his boss, Abacha to kill Ken Saro Wiwa. He is now a darling to the South-south people. The move will backfire on Jonathan in South-west. The Yorubas who are willing to vote for Jonathan will be driven away with this move. Al-Mustafa is Buhari's pal. They have forgotten that Buhari was a key man during Abacha regime as PTF Chairman.


This is another mistep by Jonathan.

Yoruba votes don't count...quote me anywhere...most people in lagos are not even frm SW...so basing your arguments on Lagos state is so wrong....moreover GEJ will pull a fast one on Apc guys d same way he played tinubu in 2011...
Politics / Re: Contractors Still Absent On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by deshclones(m): 10:22am On Jul 28, 2013
These SW guys and immense propaganda nd hate for anytyn nt SW nd abokis...for fccks sake OBJ a bonafide SW man was president for a whopping 8yrs nd never deemed it fit to fix a road dat is very crucial to his people...now the same people dat badmouth,curse,denigrate GEJ all d time wants him to fix d same road in barely 2yrs..rubbish

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Returns Home To Mourn Late Mother by deshclones(m): 10:29am On Jul 26, 2013
pro01:

Yours is evidently a mind filled with corrosive hate, malice, ill-will, and sheer evil. Your life must be worse punishment than death itself. Such a pity.



shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Dang...some people can yab sha..dude you are mouthed really...respect

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Romance / Re: In-love With A Yoruba Beauty Queen "Awesome" by deshclones(m): 4:19pm On Jul 25, 2013
REALITY101: Drailing of this important thread will not be tolerated

quit breaking mr cork's heart..making the poor dude go thru emotional depression...geez...why you wanna dump the guy now?
Autos / Re: 2012 Tokunbo Toyota Avalon Going For 19m Contact 08134967658 by deshclones(m): 2:23pm On Jul 25, 2013
you smoke something ni??...this japanese car for 19m? you joking right??
Autos / Re: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 2:19pm On Jul 25, 2013
Fhemmmy:

Thank you very much . . . .Cant wait to deliver this ride and my hands are 100% off doing container from canada, cant stand the stress for no amount of money

Fhemmmy am humbled...you really inspire me alot...no iota of pomposity or pride despite all you have achieved...am really touched...when small boys like us wey manage buy c240 dey do anyhow..you still remain humble...am tripped bro..may God continue to bless you man...have learnt alot from you today.



Ojix85:

Thanks man. I just dey wait make the car sef sho.

Bro,u self don try ...3-4months nobi beans..i salute your patience and understanding bro...i really do...like i said before,this will definitely end well for you bro...this disappointment will definitely yield immense blessings for you ma guy...peace bro.

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Romance / Re: 10 Men You Should Avoid by deshclones(m): 7:17pm On Jul 24, 2013
190:

Rotfl

Is shollypopz an e_tout

Hahaha something must have happened
Care to tell me more

Bro u bet i was tongue whooped for real...i have always been with cream kids,well reserved and discipline pretty gals...was a bit taken aback by this shollpoop character...still cant believe such venom gutter language could come out of a gal's buccal cavity...now i know why some guys use their fist..some gals sure deserve the fist treatment....
Romance / Re: In-love With A Yoruba Beauty Queen "Awesome" by deshclones(m): 6:46pm On Jul 24, 2013
When did you turn straight homie??...thot you and cork had something going on??
Romance / Re: She Broke My Heart! by deshclones(m): 6:32pm On Jul 24, 2013
2s£xy:
bro, na ur guy 2sexy be dis o! u remember me wey u been wan console after wetin my ex do and I dey cry blu mourder up and down?

well as for th OP, may be he felt there is no oda girl out there for him u know. as u said, inferiority complex. m nno fit go back to girl wey cheat on me o... nah nah nah. wey b say better sisters plenty?

my elder bro step into the Heart Beat of the Nation some days agi from Lag and all he could say was he marvel at the astronomical increase in female species. yup... it is very obvious they are more than the men on planet earth. so, why die because one girl no value u? may be the lady in question has turned a new leaf. we never can tell. but it would be hard for me trust such a person again and another thing is if it had worked out fine with the other guy, would have considered coming back to the OP?

I doubt it... and may God bless that sister who gave a similar story of how she too towed that line.... but realised the other guy never loved her like her first man... same thing my ex experience...

Op, eku Omo O

Ma homie...kilo popping?? long time bro...how life dey treat you ??
Romance / Re: She Broke My Heart! by deshclones(m): 4:56pm On Jul 24, 2013
2s£xy:
Bros, all that one don pass. The OP wife was in labour yesterday and the question now is, is the wife same person he complained about here or someone else? To me, it seem to be same person.

Do the math from time this thread was created to this hour when his 'wife' put to bed? It takes 9 months for woman to have a child. 9 months from the time this thread was created... = ?

I wish the OP well.


Guy u sabi maths...I can bet ma july pay dat its d same gal...op probably forgave and took her back...some guys can forgive sha...to be honest wit you..its basically the fear of the unknown plus severe inferiority complex that push so many able bodied guys to forgive their cheating spouse...I personally will neva take it...I have a pretty,intelligent,gorgeous responsible gal now bt won't even hesitate to give her d boot once she cheats...dats ma policy and an average man should be disciplined no matter what...wish op the best tho.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Pastor Chris Kwakpovme Blackmailing Accusation by deshclones(m): 4:30pm On Jul 24, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: The name Linda is contageous!


Its CONTAGIOUS you azu amu...so much of free substandard education..

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Romance / Re: 10 Men You Should Avoid by deshclones(m): 1:21pm On Jul 24, 2013
190: u might as well avoid all men cos all men fall atleast into one of these categories

btw lemme quickly book down this space just incase this thread hits Front page

then i'd be back to edit my comments and lastly i wanna quickly give a quick shout out to all my girlfriends in the house

shollypopz,smoothly,nomonski, modella, abiL, spongback

uncle 190 loves you all tongue

what in fccks gracious name is the bolded doing in your list mate??...you can do better abeg...quit hanging with e-touts...
Politics / Re: Anenih, Uba, Others To Vie For PDP Ticket In Anambra Governorship by deshclones(m): 12:55pm On Jul 23, 2013
barcanista: Senator Andy Uba to me is the best CANDIDATE FOR THE JOB. His short stint as Governor brought in some fresh air, He's been very active in the Senate and has sponsored MORE bills than ANY Anambra Senator(Dead and Alive). I believe he'll clinch the PDP ticket and go on to win the Guber election.

oga deshclones no mind that guy way him profile him never hold ANY better position. Just deputy, appointee in State Government and Adviser to UNDER SECRETARY(NT even Sec-Gen). The diplomat guy should run for LG Chairmanship election not Governor, he's still a learner. Its Andy Uba or Professor Chukwuma Soludo

you serious??..i no even get time look the guy resume well...my current boss's resume is a thousand times more loaded than this obazele guy...Anambra get people..we have the best human capital in the whole world..be it in finance,agriculture,academia,sports,I.T,business,crime etc..we rule..and wont allow some mediocre guy rule us...we deserve the best as governor and soludo is the best for now...imagine what a soludo or akunyili will do for anambra as governor..the opportunities are endless..

Run soludo run
Politics / Re: Anenih, Uba, Others To Vie For PDP Ticket In Anambra Governorship by deshclones(m): 12:43pm On Jul 23, 2013
chino11:

I just posted his profile. We need a man who has integrity to protect in the mould of Anyaoku. A man who can lead with fiscal responsibility and build on the foundation and base masterplan already laid by Obi.

Anambra PDP aspirants should focus at the federal level and leave state level for decent people that can work and deliver like Obi has done.

WORD NWANNE...OKWU GI KWU OTO KA AMU...but this guy na big time learner where soludo is in terms of Resume,experience and exposure...soludo go dust am wella if they are placed side by side...and you know it cool cool
Politics / Re: Anenih, Uba, Others To Vie For PDP Ticket In Anambra Governorship by deshclones(m): 10:50am On Jul 23, 2013
Soludo is doing the entire Anambra nay igboland a great disservice if he refuses to contest...dude should swallow whatever pride he has and make himself available...i will use my annual vacation to go to Anambra and campaign for him if he comes out to contest..same with so many young enlightened Anambrarians...our state must move forward and reclaim its lost status as the bedrock of development in the entire black nation and soludo holds the key...posterity will not judge him well if he sits back and allow miscreants rule our beloved state...

Run soludo Run...



shejane: wots Andy Uba der? y cant he 4gt d dream of being a governor? as a senator d man has done nuffn so as a gov he wil stil do nuffn, abeg make he go enjoy faith nd leav gov 4 men wt action, hes weak

Andy Uba has sponsored more bills than ngige...he is more active in the senate than your apc ngige....fact.

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Culture / Re: topic closed by deshclones(m): 6:29am On Jul 20, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
Abeg, whose the next coward before I unfollow this thread jare?


Face the exell guy nah....or did the cat get your stinking fingers this time around...oh I get it..yur fellow junkie ego booster shollyniggah has gone for her night menial job ish and can't defend you abi...so u taking the same flee route known to ur western people...nonsense..people I get to put up with online..smh...

dat shollpoop character is so uncouth,ill mannered,gutter gal..woe betide the man or family she gets married to..God and nature will truly be mean and unkind to give any man the shollpoop character for a wife..tufia..I can bet on ma life that u texas gal will neva want any of your loved one marry her..am so sure of that regardless of the way u spur her on...may something like shollpoop not come d way of any of ma friends and enemies alike...dat gal is a disaster waiting to happen...no...a disaster that has already happened and is contagious...I spit.

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Romance / Re: In Percent, How Much Do You Trust Your Partner? by deshclones(m): 5:55pm On Jul 19, 2013
Flytefalls:
Promise to feed back to us once you are wink


who wan friend that gadfly??...dude can never pull a sexkill/ogugua kinda stunt here...we dey wait for am..that day he go see all him enemies finish...nonsense.


topic...99%..why be in a serious relationship with feeble trust??..not cool

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Culture / Re: topic closed by deshclones(m): 5:46pm On Jul 19, 2013
joeace2020:

Open your mouth...... Farts in... Dat should taste nice

You fall ma hand mate...you would have ignored the mr/mrs or whatever gender the spam booth murdafcckah is to revel in its God given foolery...why you giving it unnecessary attention beats ma imagination..dont ever try to argue with a stamped,factory fitted,scientifically proven lowlife....they have more experience than you and will bring you down to their level.. wink wink wink

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Culture / Re: topic closed by deshclones(m): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2013
ogb5:

Nothing, I swear, Nothing.




But when I see a guy stalking a babe, I just can't stop wondering why


lmfao...you are naturally filled with mischief pal...trust me..i ain't falling for your antics mate...nah tongue wink

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Culture / Re: topic closed by deshclones(m): 4:04pm On Jul 19, 2013
ogb5:

But you have to take it easy also.
don't be saying "No" anyhow
remember God loves a cheerful giver tongue

What are you on about this guy?... undecided undecided undecided
Culture / Re: topic closed by deshclones(m): 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:


Very humble indeed. Your mother must be quite proud of you wink


you really do not wanna go through that route with me..on your life..i value my mom a lot and won't allow some faceless,sad internet junkie play with her...i won't take it...


ogb5:

don't take what people say on NL to heart, online personality of many people are different from what they actually are in real life.

I was like thinking maybe she rejected your approach, just my thinking sha, if true, try a different approach

i will give up toasting women and go the gay route the day that sad junkie rejects a dashing virile young man like my humble self...me approach her??..like seriously...in my glory and splendour?..quit flattering her ..infact just sod off..the thought alone is irritating .

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Culture / Re: topic closed by deshclones(m): 3:24pm On Jul 19, 2013
ogb5:

see beefing


undecided undecided undecided pls don't belittle me....why on earth will i beef such disgusting fellow?...kindly go through her previous posts and see the kind of hate that has possessed her old soul...quit mixing my humble self with such despicable character...pls stop.

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Culture / Re: topic closed by deshclones(m): 3:08pm On Jul 19, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
Your children are all beautiful

Please teach them the ways of our people wherever you go.

she should teach her kids the ways of her people indeed..greatest hypocrite that ever lived...you that lives,breathes and sleeps with tribalism oozing all over you...you that live a life filled with hate,uncouthness,insolence,disrespect and hardcore tribalism is advising someone on how to raise a child...i shudder at the thought of you ever raising a child..rubbish...two faced fellow.

@op..lovely pics...lovely kids..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Jumps Into Lagos Lagoon At Leventist Bus Stop by deshclones(m): 2:57pm On Jul 19, 2013
The first comment got me laughing...why on earth did the mod hide it??..make person laff jare.


@topic...why do people from that part of nigeria always tk the suicide option?? Suicide is cowardly and selfish..why on earth will anybody commit suicide??...na why I love ma eastern brothers...man must hustle regardless of what life throws at you..

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Romance / Re: dffdtgydgyd by deshclones(m): 2:43pm On Jul 18, 2013
190: bro for every girl u loose

bet me u'd get 3 others to replace her

thats the reality of life

trust me after 6months - u'd look back at this incident and ask yourself

so i mumu like this grin

just forget bout the whole saga, shes gone shes gone, she thinks the grass is greener on the other side

not knowing that theres no grass at all, the new guy never proposed to her she just said that to get u off her neck

trust we boys now, when hes done with her after 3months cos i bet boys of these days are not smiling she'll get her

tired a-s-s back to you begging, wailing crying and then u'd be a bigger fool to take her back

go out tomorrow and begin the hunting for a new lady in ur life

u should be excited or dont u like hunting for animals women grin

True that bro...hv been thru that route...in the next 3-6months op go look himself and laff..he will be like so I mumu like dis...girls yakpa for this world..why on earth will a virile,working class,clean young man weep over a girl is what I still don't understand...but Op needs this experience..every guy needs to feel the pain of getting dumped by a lady..it sure helps a man's reasoning.

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