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Romance / Re: How Long Should I Wait To Meet His Parents by deshclones(m): 1:46pm On Sep 07, 2013
REALITY101:

My mom cured her STDS already,so i will continue nyashing her till cork recuperates from his backdoor injuries.



Fixed batty boy
Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 1:22pm On Sep 07, 2013
My Homie 2sexy no dey ever learn from his past mistake.....see the way this supposed gree die chic washed ma homie....its sad...we are all out to have fun..married or unmarried...the gree die chic is obviously hiding her status cos she still wants a roll in the sack...how its so hard for 2sexy to comprehend baffles me....must a gal tell you she is married before you stop passing amorous messages to her?? elder crownprince wants a roll in the sack with the said woman..how is that our business??

why will you respect a supposed married woman when she herself is obviously not married or she is not proud of her husband or marital status..it doesnt take up to a minute for a gal in a love filled relationship to make it known that she is not available...gree die dey give una all the signs and alerts to toast am una dey dull....2sexy your matter don dey tire me sha...
Romance / Re: How Long Should I Wait To Meet His Parents by deshclones(m): 3:27pm On Sep 06, 2013
REALITY101: Ahah cheesy you again? That was pretty quick haha. And homegirls be crying, searching,stepping into 40's without a man.

Anyway! I don't take no female to my parents unless I'm truly and honestly serious with her cuz my mom is too nice and welcoming to my liking. Just to avoid questions like where is she and what happened and blah blah and blah. I used to do that within 8months -1yr until I noticed that I actually hurt 2 people whenever I end a relationship "my mom and my partner lol"

You referring to cork??....damn you guys are so in love...go get a room...
Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2013
Bia sexkillz and ogugua...you guys are being utterly biased...i replied dyt and you hid my comment..but left the barage of insults meted out to our in house elder crown prince..its not fair mehn..he that must go to equity must do so with clean hands...i don talk ma own..

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Romance / Re: How Long Should I Wait To Meet His Parents by deshclones(m): 6:29am On Sep 06, 2013
lostgirl85: Hey there,
It's me again smiley looking for some advice as always. So I am curious how long after dating a nigerian man should I be worried if I have not met his mother? (If you need more details just let me know so I can clarify)

Thanks in advance xoxo

It depends....esp if the guy in question is very serious with you...I tOok ma gal home when I was still asking her out sef...looked her in the eye in the eye in the prescence of ma parents and introduced her as the woman I wanted to marry...d reception was wow...she agreed some weeks later..so it depends dear.!
Family / Re: A Nairalander Bathing A Baby And Changing Diaper(photo) by deshclones(m): 11:36pm On Sep 05, 2013
[quote author=9ja_Hottest_Gay][/quote]

Bleeding toad...I won't dignify your irrevant life with a reply lest you gon self service with ma words...gerraout of here...you are way way beneath me...am on a higher pedestal than you and your likes...batty boy..I spit on ur mangled body.
Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 8:49pm On Sep 05, 2013
Crown Prince:
Being 40 is no crime. I still look healthy and better than that malnutrition boy ogugua has on her profile.

With all due respect SIR u shouldn't be here...you've grown past this kinda sheet...go join men ur age in the politics or family section...heck what is a 40yr old man doin here?u still need love tips at this twilight prime of your life...papa easyooo
Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 7:54pm On Sep 05, 2013
Crown Prince:
Lol@ being 40.

Keep making excuses for someone.

My monikers here is only but crown prince/ last apostle just like anyone else. Have I committed more crime than anyone else?

Instigating and antagonistic? Against Who and who lady? I hardly associate here but if any member goes out of his way, I play the joke on him/her.

No amount of intimidation will make me shelve my love for gree-die


Bia hit the nail on the head.....are you 40+ age..say the truth and shame the pretty lady...
Family / Re: A Nairalander Bathing A Baby And Changing Diaper(photo) by deshclones(m): 5:58pm On Sep 05, 2013
9ja_Hottest_Gay:
bTW means By the way not between as u have it here.

Would have said 'THANK YOU"..but you are a ga.y battyboy..why will you even reply me with that wrinkled hand you used in pleasuring another muscular man's backside....gerrraout of here.....




Burger01:
...soon we shall have 'a nairalander pounding yam and cooking in the kitchen'... undecided

we already have that...a nairalander cooking fried rice in some dingy poorly lit kitchen has graced the front page...nothing is new here mate.
Family / Re: A Nairalander Bathing A Baby And Changing Diaper(photo) by deshclones(m): 3:04pm On Sep 05, 2013
And another dumb ill thought topic makes it to the front page....what in fccks name is there in bathing one's nephew that op has to post it here.....ASUU really needs to call off this strike...its really affecting everybody..students and non student alike....


Between its so wrong to bath a baby with such delicate skin in a metal basin.....the minerals used in forming the alloy might react with the skin of the baby...next time use a plastic basin...thanks

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Family / Re: Managing Resources As Newly Married Couples. by deshclones(m): 5:18pm On Sep 04, 2013
Okija_juju:



Not all women.. But it seems like your girl and my wife are related. grin

why you referring to my fiancee as my gal?...anyway everything go end by november...make i buy married men enrollment form grin grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Accident At Sangotedo, Ajah In Lagos This Afternoon (viewers Discretion Advised) by deshclones(m): 4:59pm On Sep 04, 2013
kaorama: Hope nobody died. But I thought Fashola has expelled all the lunatics in Lagos with the deportation of Igbos? How come there are still lunatics on Lagos roads?

It hurts to see so much ignorance and stupidity deposited in the life of just one human being...the stupidity that should have been shared equally by 15men was graciously deposited in you in its natural unadulterated form...it must really hurt to be you....prayers man...thats all you need from sane people

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Family / Re: Managing Resources As Newly Married Couples. by deshclones(m): 4:52pm On Sep 04, 2013
Fhemmmy: Easiest way to make it work, as long as the woman is prudent - The man bring the money home and allow the woman to manage it, by so doing, she knows what the home has and how to stretch the money to take care of all that is needed, i have found women to be better manager of money than we, Men.
But if the woman is not prudent, find a better way to making it happen.

Word

One thing i love about my gal apart from her so many other qualities is her ability to save and strict self discipline as regards money...unlike me...omoh once the money never go my zenithbank account..forget it..i must spend it...even buying things i really do not need or helping friends and relatives...its that bad that i refused to collect ATM for the zenith account ..lol....i intend to hand over every money i make to my wife and allow her use her discretion to spend...women are indeed good managers...

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Romance / Re: The Curse Of The " Ex" by deshclones(m): 4:32pm On Sep 04, 2013
LoveAmaka88:
When you first meet someone the person is new, exciting, and has no flaws, but the more you get to know her and spend time with her the initial charms fade. We're all humans, no one is perfect. There will be fussing, fighting, jealousy, and days when the person doesn't feel good or you don't feel good. She will let her guard down and stop trying to be perfect once she has you. That's one of the benefits of having someone as a friend and knowing her moods and flaws before any romance begins, though it doesn't always work.


This is what most wise guys dread....the tendency of a gal placing you in her friendzone is so high here...making friends with a gal is not bad tho..max of 2weeks before making your intention known....thats ma style...

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Education / Re: 17-year-old Warri Orphan Wins ₦120m Shell University Scholarship by deshclones(m): 1:31pm On Sep 04, 2013
Sagamite:

Don't mind the stuupid OP.

N120m is the total annual fund (i.e. pot of money) which is distributed amongst several beneficiaries.

The product of a failed education system now put it like if all is going to one person.

Simple things to show someone has a threshold IQ, many Nigerians struggle with.

Niggah sup....what in fccks name happened to you...been long man....
Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 1:10pm On Sep 04, 2013
190-the-clown:
Ehen so 2sexy uve finally had s-e-x after all these yrs

Tell me more cheesy


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Dude finally got laid brother.....damn..am laffing so hard now.
Education / Re: 17-year-old Warri Orphan Wins ₦120m Shell University Scholarship by deshclones(m): 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2013
Big4wig: bad belle tins


Cos i stated the obvious truth?.....take a trip to 3rd mainland and pls dont come back... undecided undecided undecided
Education / Re: 17-year-old Warri Orphan Wins ₦120m Shell University Scholarship by deshclones(m): 11:43am On Sep 04, 2013
120m scholarship...these bloogers are deluded....what was the criteria??..how was he selected??...abeg you guys should stop giving this dude unnecessary attention and publicity..make kidnappers no go nab the guy for nothing sake...120m ni..120m ko... undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 7:24am On Sep 04, 2013
190-the-clown:


Lwkmd @ deschlones calling mzdark out grin grin

2sexy and his heartbreak stories grin grin grin grin grin

@2sexy and Goldielucks has left too but won a friend in me grin grin grin

wetin remain you sef nor go port grin grin

I don port nah...na once in a while i just dey pop in make i see wetin dey happen here...these ga.ys gimme the creeps...where is lefulefu,yeye4life,idowo,bin gbagbo..mehn i miss those guys...moreover 2sexy is hooked up mate...gorgeous gal at that..the guy dey do well now..no more heartbreak tales...for now sha grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 4:52pm On Sep 03, 2013
Bro you are so damn right...this forum has lost its relevance...too much childish posts and dictator mods have messed up this forum for real...miss those days of yore..when 190,annonymous,dabrake,2sexy(and his heartbreak stories) ragdolls and that jamo chic with their never ending beefs,even sexkillz before he became a mood.......when men were all out to have fun....not now that even ga.ys have infiltrated this noble forum and are running amok with so many posts and s1lly bravery with no one to checkmate them...what will a brother gain here??...No punny,no correct pal to gist with...and mods/ga.y guys harassing us....what is there to enjoy here again?....

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Celebrities / Re: Sharon Adeleke's White Wedding Pictures by deshclones(m): 2:27pm On Sep 03, 2013
" Okada pls stop me here

opens zip....brings out 11 inch manliness....urinates on thread...shakes manliness well..pulls zip up...okada make we dey go.. angry angry angry


wait...who is she?..so she is now a celebrity cos she is davido's sister??...okay...like the rest of them jobless crew will say..""ETT""...End Time Things.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY In Advance ADAOBI123 (sept.8) by deshclones(m): 5:44am On Sep 03, 2013
ASUU really needs to call off this strike...its now a matter of national urgency...see what a full blown man is doing...displaying immense desperation cos of a chic he has nd will neva meet offline...a gal that for all we know might not even exist...-nfact fcck mobile networks and their free data bundle...damn

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Celebrities / Re: Marrying Ayo Adesanya Is Like Boarding A One Chance Vehicle-Ex Husband Laments by deshclones(m): 6:07pm On Sep 02, 2013
All these fake nollywood abi amalawood amateurs... undecided undecided undecided

.who ic fccks name is goriola or ayo whatever??...see the cheap looking poor inscribed tatoos sef...abeg end time thingsz jare..

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Was Sexually Abused by deshclones(m): 5:34pm On Sep 02, 2013
190-the-clown:
grin grin

when they bang another dude its always the same story!!

sexually abused grin grin grin

word man...

The Op is still experiencing puppy love while his supposed woman is far gone..frolicking and enjoying the company of another man(men in some cases)...she just couldn't stand and tell you the truth taht she has found a better guy..hence the lame excuse of being molested and virginity blah blah...wise up man..she is fed up...and you know what they say when a woman is fed up...just let her go..be the man and let her go..it hurts no doubt but its good you experience this now so in your next relationship you will wise up and treat women the way they are supposed to be treated (30% affection and 70% meaness) you no even get memories sef...so you no chop kpomo..nawaoh..where this sule come from ni?? grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: The Lies Of The "No Sex Before Marriage" Deals. by deshclones(m): 9:55pm On Aug 31, 2013
NL is a bad influence walahi...I have this very pretty awesome galfriend that told me no sex before marriage nd as a sharp guy I obliged...but I participated in one discussion like dat in the romance section..and after I foolishly started doubting ma gal..demanding for se.x...nd proof that she truly is a V..it was tuff but she finally after 2wks of my intense shakara nd emotional blackmail...with tears in her eyes stripped naked nd asked me to come verify if she is a V and pop d cheery so I won't leave her cos she loved (nd still does love)me...mehn shame,and disgrace filled ma entire being..I felt like a fool...cos she was truly a V...this is a 25yr old gal with a gd job,MSC nd proffessional qualifications to boot...


To be honest,I am prepared to wait,am okay wit the kisses I get...I hv had so much sex in ma youthful life that am willing to stay off se.x cos of this damsel,afteall November is almost here...different strokes for different folks.

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Romance / Re: She's Asking For A Break by deshclones(m): 11:25pm On Aug 30, 2013
@op....e don happen...another sharp guy don collect ya babe..full final stop...just be a man and give her the break she so desire..don't sweat it...she will definitely come back if you wre good..or u guys call it a day..it hurts man..but wetin man go do??
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Chatting With Dr Ngozi Okonjo Iwela And Peter Obi by deshclones(m): 2:56pm On Aug 30, 2013
Airforce1: More like cliching yourself to the VIP's for some few photos to seek relevance here on nairaland.

U even went there with your CV?

O lord of Host,Why will You in Your infinite mercy deposit such amount of hate and negativity on just one person??..dude you are always hating..All your posts depicts you as a hate filled swine...no sign of happiness..tufiakwa gi

@op...nice one bro..nice colour of suit too..rose blue..nice...but why will you come so close to peter obi and not tell him the truth that he is a monumental certified engraved consummated undiluted FAILURE.... wink

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Phones / Re: A Soldier Stole My Iphone 4s by deshclones(m): 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2013
Op quit messing with me jor...this story is fake...as fake as felicia...so the soldier took you on a tour of lagos,you even agreed to enter public bus and okada with him...when you were not handcuffed or held with a gun...even a 5year old kid would have raised alarm...

you sef no sound like butty kid that falls for this kinda of scam....damn you know all the major bus stops in lagos mainland for that matter so you are far from being a butty kid...what really happened?? did the soldier cast a spell on you?? have you checked to know if he did not take your manhood with him tooo..?? omoh this story na fake jor.
Celebrities / Re: Popular Gay Latin Singer-ricky Martin Opens Up On How He Was A Bully To Gays. by deshclones(m): 11:12pm On Aug 27, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: I'm in a very good mood today.would love to give you a strong reply.but,Stay blessed,enjoy the day.Cheers.

Bia,did you just threaten me?..what insolence..what's that..a defiled creature like you quoting me??...as your what?..kindly look,cram and assimilate ma name ...don't ever come near d name deshclones in ur miserable life again...just steer clear of me..u nd ur likes...am a consuming fire and won't hesitate to burn u..a word is enuff

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Celebrities / Re: Ice Prince Acquires N46million Bentley GT Coup by deshclones(m): 5:29pm On Aug 27, 2013
I love this dude..very proud and arrogant..my spec...hate it when celebrities and powerful men associate with common people all in the guise of been seen as humble when in reality they despise the poor...ice prince is as real as it can get...proud man..aboki pls gimme the kush nwanne. wink wink wink

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