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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Hello Sleekch1c Where You @? by deshclones(m): 12:47pm On Aug 27, 2013
Mynd_44:
Are you jealous she might steal your Boyfriends away from you?

[b]Don't cry, Reality is just messing around, he loves you:[/b]P

Have always known the reality mofo is cork's boyfriend both online and offline...dude face your lifestyle and leave the chics for men like me..batty boy
Celebrities / Re: How Bracket Manage To Survive Cancer by deshclones(m): 1:01pm On Aug 26, 2013
Thank God for you vast....thank goodness you no die jare..wetin the albino for do??hunger for kill am cos he no sabi sing sheet...
Autos / Re: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 11:52pm On Aug 24, 2013
Ojix85: So this is how this thread wld just die? Lai Lai.. Let me throw up more tantrums.. Lolz

Me vehicle is here... grin grin

Mr Fhemmy has proven to be flexible in deals.. Good one eventually.

I pray the car drives well as it did today.. 6mths down the line. And yeah sure... Maintenance is top priority.

Bro,I had to leave my new gal all alone on d bed to post dis...boy am happy this ended well...thank goodness...more rides to you garage..and more bizness to fhemmyy..and more power to desh...I gat to finish dis chic once and for all..so long y'all.!

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Romance / Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by deshclones(m): 7:13am On Aug 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..calm down Linda..no nid for volience embarassed


Don't mind the sucker...dude thinks we don't know u and him had a thing for eachoda...spits
Crime / Re: Gay Guy Beaten & Arrested In Ogun State (photo) by deshclones(m): 6:29pm On Aug 22, 2013
whats with all these g.ay news??...i dey fear for my unborn kidsooo...seriously g..ays are multiplying in droves now..let no mudafccker influence ma lil boy..very soon now they will have g..ay tv shows,forums,associations,even nollywood have movies with g..ay scenes,frank ocean and his g..ayish songs etc.,next plan for any right thinking straight man is on how to stop these downlow men from influencing our sons and daughters....let them kill or isolate all these gays men..what is this sef?

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Romance / Re: "Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend For This New Girl I Like?" by deshclones(m): 6:15pm On Aug 22, 2013
Jomesh20: A bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush.


spongeback: The devil you know is better than the angel you don't , you don't know the baggage the other girl is carrying. undecided

see them...men/women of little faith... grin grin grin


duffie: Please break up with your girlfriend, that's the best thing to do.

best answer ever....op is obviously confused and doesnt knw what he wants...dude is a teenager no doubt...max of 22years..a real man knows the woman he loves and can spend years just trying to convince her to be his...and when she says yes..he values her and regardless of how many times he cheats on her...he still loves and treat her like a queen infront of other more beautiful women..

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Romance / Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by deshclones(m): 6:08pm On Aug 22, 2013
REALITY101:

No I mean your mother

Dude u really don't wanna go thru the mother route with me...the way you hurl insults at other people's parents speaks volume of how you denigrate your own mother in real life...no wonder she failed in her motherly duty and gave birth to a bleeding g.ay batty man like you...fish head.
Romance / Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by deshclones(m): 4:50pm On Aug 22, 2013
REALITY101:

This useless virus is at it again

you mean your manfriend you batty boy
Crime / Re: Man Sets Mum On Fire In Lagos by deshclones(m): 4:08pm On Aug 22, 2013
sad news indeed...Oh well...the west and its sad absurd stories...pray tell..what kind of news is this?

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Autos / Re: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 3:18pm On Aug 21, 2013
Fhemmmy:

Depends on which German oh . . .Cos Japanese are really good, but Benz, Audi and few others aint bad sha

Egbon, i hail...

There is definitely no basis for comparison atall...i have driven an accord,avalon before i got my baby c240 benz...to be honest,driving has never felt so good...benz has madt balancing,speed,interior not forgetting the social class and status a benz derives if driven to a public occasion...am not settling for no japanese ever..drove a colleague's Benz ML some weeks ago and mehn...same power and speed...i love benz wink wink wink
Autos / Re: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 2:07pm On Aug 21, 2013
Ojix85:

Amen and Thanks bro. Appreciate.

Am happy for you man..regardless of all the disappointment...may this be your very last japanese made car...Amen.....
Romance / Re: He Wants To Know His Looks by deshclones(m): 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2013
Thunder fire ASUU for messing up naija youths like this....indeed there is no sickness greater than full blown idleness... cry cry cry
Celebrities / Re: Poor Acceptance: “get Another Job Or.”, Rugged Man Replies Mode 9 by deshclones(m): 11:29am On Aug 20, 2013
Word.!He that has ear let him hear.!
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Incredible Car Collection by deshclones(m): 6:29pm On Aug 17, 2013
Good to know that Ronaldo uses the same car like mine I.e the benz c-class...mehn am doing well jare..neva will I get mad at ma success ratings again...com'on I drive d same car with the highest paid footballer in the world...desh is doing well jor

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Romance / Re: Pls What Should I Do?? I Really Do Love Her by deshclones(m): 6:53pm On Aug 15, 2013
Ms_Steph: U said we guys were calling each other pet names b4 u met in person truth be told she no like u as she see u. There is no bf if she had a bf she would have told u write from d beginning


ouch...that hurts....you hit the iron while its hot...once again ouch...dang thats the truth bro straight from a lady...ouch cry cry cry cry
Romance / Re: A Heartless Girl by deshclones(m): 6:48pm On Aug 15, 2013
2s£xy:
Such is life bro... I have been there before so, I know what you mean.

I spent thousands... In the end what did I get? But in retrospect, I am glad it happened. I have made more than she ate from me and I am sure she has excreted everything. I once bought her a new phone but today na 2nd phone she dey buy lol.

She thought she was the alpha and Omega but today I am blessed with damsel that could make her shiver down her spine... Talk about beauty and class, she is NO match for my baby.

She was deceived by a guy who 'claimed' to man his fathers company but later confessed that he just got a job not long ago and me, my job is just waiting for me after my NYSC...

What point am I trying to make? You can replace whatever she took from you, whether money, selfesteem, confidence etc.

She came back to beg... But it was too late cheesy

complete disgrace because na table tennis I dey use her do now cheesy. Raise her hope, smash it, raise her hope, smash it; raise her hope, smash smash smash it!


am so proud of you nwanne..the fact that you finally overcame that daughter of hell and got yourself a real woman is heart warming...kindly make this new chic happy...always give her a reason to thank God she met you and things will be fine...most decent girls reciprocate when true love is showered on them....

i beg you in Gods name..quit calling your ex..kilode??..she is an ex for a reason.she came into your life for a purpose and has fulfilled it by opening your eyes...just thank her and let her go...and build a new life...build a life she can never attain and let guilty conscience and envy be her companion for life...quit calling her...
Romance / Re: Romance Without Finance Is A Nuisance by deshclones(m): 7:15pm On Aug 14, 2013
scientology:

ure so foolish...infact naija guys many of dem are foolish...WHEN DID SOFTWARES BECOMES WOMEN OF VIRTUES...have u seen her before...how do u know she has virtue...is it pictures and posts that determines virtue...ur comment is quite irritating and sounds stupit

Dont mind the niggah...he has never been complimented by a pretty lady..he just open his unclean mouth and called someone he has never set eyes on a virtuous woman?? niggah just dey try curry favour...
Science/Technology / Re: Korea Constructs Road That Wirelessly Charges Moving Electric Buses by deshclones(m): 4:16pm On Aug 14, 2013
AjanleKoko:

Says who? undecided

relocate from that oshogbo village you reside and move to more saner environment with civilization..CU has produced more firstclass graduates since inception to the tune of 200plus..

knowledge is power..moreover you can always google infos like this up...free data bundle is not meant for social media and watching m0jo only...help your brain..task your brain...read..son of amala read.

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Family / Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by deshclones(m): 2:15pm On Aug 14, 2013
kokoye: Do not pee like a man!


Am crying# grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Things Every Man Should Learn To Do by deshclones(m): 2:08pm On Aug 14, 2013
^^^^^^^^^ why una dey derail this thread nah??

8 to comment...slowly but surely

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