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Education / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by deshclones(m): 6:27pm On Oct 14, 2013
calebo101:

You find it convenient to label the dead 'foolish fool' and you wish 'I can resurrect him from the dead and kill him the second time'. You concluded he was a cultist yourself and you insulted him, 'the dead'. How did you feel when I called you a natural fool? I can't bandy words with you. You need respect but you can't give respect. Your mentality is appalling. You don see cultists dey roll out before? You graduated from 'engineering dept at that', so Bleep what? You must be so proud and haughty man. Step down.


you have comprehension problem...big one at that...you obviously didnt read the whole article and your are probably typing based on sentiments...you skipped the part that says the cultist have been monitoring the area for sometime before they struck...pray tell...which cultist will spend a whole week,monitoring an innocent man...are you high or your thinking faculty went on vacation or are you always this insipid?...and yes i graduated from FUTO...and yes i am proud and haughty...deal with it....

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls So Dishonest? by deshclones(m): 6:22pm On Oct 14, 2013
i am just perplexed that someone can comfortably kiss,give head,make love to another person and still refuse to share a mere cup citing hygiene as reasons...that to me is the greatest hypocrisy ever.....it just doesn't add up...

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Romance / Why Are Girls So Dishonest? by deshclones(m): 6:02pm On Oct 14, 2013
Okay,i slept in a colleague's house on Saturday,we have always had something for each other..eye contact,buying lunch for each other,generally looking out for each other...so last Saturday,i paid her a visit and something happened and we did the deed.... wink wink wink

the koko is that "this chic kissed,gave me head,etc but she won't share her drinking cup with me...telling me she doesn't share cups,eating utensils with people...and am like huh?

Why are girls always dishonest to themselves??..how can you kiss a guy passionately..(for like 20-30mins straight exchanging saliva)...,give him head,make love to him and refuse to share eating utensils(spoon fork,cup etc with him)


the matter tire me walahi...am i over reacting or do people like that exist?
Education / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by deshclones(m): 5:48pm On Oct 14, 2013
calebo101:

Are you naturally foolish or is it that you do not read? How can you prove that he was a cultist?


who is that insult meant for? whats that..cant you ever discuss with someone without hurling insults?..is that how you were raised?.....are you dis uncouth in real life or is this how you address your elderly folks?

i graduated from a nigerian university...engineering dept at that...all ma life i have never seen cultists hack down an innocent man...quote me anywhere...they might molest,harass,humiliate etc..but hack down an innocent man...hell no...and try and be civil...you are not in your fathers dingy,shapeless ill lite sitting room where you can hurl insults at whomsoever you like....

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Education / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by deshclones(m): 5:15pm On Oct 14, 2013
f00lish f00l...see the slum his folks stay? poor man's kid that should have faced his studies knowing that his indigent family relies on him to come out with a good result,get a good job and put a smile on the face of his poor hardworking folks face...instead he went to join cult...wish i can resurrect him from the dead and kill him the second time.


same situation one old suffering office assistant is going through in my office...the man has spent almost 25years as an office assistant,washing teacups,going on errands for people way way his junior all cos he wants to earn a decent pay and send his first son to the university...the Arrow got to university of uyo,joined some bad boys on campus,had extra year and finally graduated with a pass (aka fourth class upper division) after spending a whooping 6years studying the simplest of courses (micro biology)...micro biology that i have never seen someone that graduated with a 2.2 not to talk of this Arrow that came out with a 4.1.....

i wonder why kids from poor home nowadays dont wannna help themselves...its sad.

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Romance / Re: Apology 2 My Bf by deshclones(m): 2:53pm On Oct 14, 2013
Slowpois0n: anywhere wey dem dey bash ladies. 2sexy, wackyJ1 and deshclones must be there. na their work be that. gringrin



grin grin grin grin grin grin...mehn we dey give moral suppo9rt to 2sexy...that nice dude went thru hell in the hands of daughters of eve....nothing personal...na 2sexy we dey give moral support ni grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Apology 2 My Bf by deshclones(m): 12:18pm On Oct 14, 2013
i don't wanna get angry for real,all those advising the op to look for the guy and apologize are the worst known creatures ever created....you guys have lil or no conscience...the op is worse than the "worsetest" creature ever to walk the face of the earth....the bf surely deserves better than this bag of cheat...rubbish..i feel like back handing you...you think good men are easy to come by.....rubbish..its your type that turn good men into monsters...i pray God blesses that guy with the best in womanhood..not a cheat,liar and hungry girl like op.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Forgive Her? by deshclones(m): 5:24pm On Oct 11, 2013
i feel you wella man....its not a forgiving spirit,its an ego thing,your ego has been terribly bruised...thats the sad truth....the best way for you to heal and reclaim your damaged eroded ego is to severe all ties with the said gal,...invest your energy on something fruitful,treat the girl like the monster that she is...and lastly,get yourself a more beautiful,decent,educated girl than your ex...it sure helps.



BTW:YOU FALL MUGU SHA....how can u allow a mere woman treat you dis way?? cry cry cry
Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by deshclones(m): 11:50am On Oct 03, 2013
pacesetter808: I can see a few comments on here about Ondo State rejecting the body of the late governor, hence the mishap. When will we throw away all these stupid beliefs imparted on us by our fore-fathers who were neither educated nor exposed? I must say the strong believe we have in all these cultural crap is one of the many reason Nigeria as a country won't move forward. While the white man was building ships to sail to the other end of the world, guns to conquer other parts of the world, planes to fly around the world our fore-fathers were busy chasing rats about the bush and impregnating every woman they considered as sexually attractive forcefully or otherwise. I'm expected to live by primitive beliefs which they laid down even in 2013? In as much as some parts of our culture should be preserved, a good chunk of it should be dispersed......never to be remembered. Logical questions to ask would have been the mechanical condition of the plane before it took off, were protocols met before take off?, was the pilot overworked or under pressure of any sort? These are likely reasons for any plane crash, not any stupid gods rejecting the body of the late governor. This should be a wake up call for other politicians. I implore all politicians to make efforts to impart as positively as they can on Nigeria to make it a better place. There's an old English adage 'Nobody prays for accidents but they do happen; prevention is better than cure'. Let's all work together to make Nigeria a safer and more habitable place to live.

R.I.P to the lost souls.

shame on you...yabbing your forefathers..no respect or honor...succumbing to the whimps and caprices of the whiteman..education my left bum...what has education got to do with this??Nigeria was beta off in the days of old than what we have now...take ur morbid opinion outta here jare

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Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by deshclones(m): 11:00am On Oct 03, 2013
Okija_juju: Olusegun Agagu... Hmmmm!!!



It is a Taboo that a Corpse should die twice in Igbo Land.. He should be investigated before being buried. His hands are not clean. Ondo State is rejecting his body.. Sacrifices have to be offered before this man can be buried. I am afraid that he might have taken the lives of some family members along with him, cos I doubt that his corpse was put on that plane without his Wife or one of his Children or Relatives on board.

Let the face of the gods be sought first before burying this man... He didnt even die a normal death, now he has taken another 20 people along with him...

The gods have spoken! #Thats all


Nwanne okwu gi kwu oto ka amu........the man needs to be investigated ..his hands are obviously not clean...he has taken members of his family to yonder,ondo soil is publicly rejecting his corpse...mehn something is wrong trust me.
Travel / Nigerian Airport Scanners Suck by deshclones(m): 8:13am On Sep 25, 2013
Someone should educate me if i am wrong....the scanner at the Nnamdi Azikiwe international Airport did not pick out the cigarette lighter i had in my backpack...i feel something is indeed wrong with the scanners and it needs to be replaced ASAP...imagine if i was a terrorist and wanted to light up a plane,i would have succeeded big time....its either the scanners are faulty or the security guys are nonchalant and this trend should be checked...
Celebrities / Re: Justin Fashanu-a Fallen Hero & A Gay Icon by deshclones(m): 8:14pm On Sep 11, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: as in the dude posses me off big time.I don't in any way respect his personality mainly cause of this.yeah people make mistakes,but we forgive them cause they are remorseful,he wasn't.he even went ahead announcing on tv that Justin wasn't gay,he was only seeking attention.who does that?

When next we come to this world we should be given an opportunity to choose our family members.



Same way ya hideous lifestyle pisses a whole lot of people off...john fashanu is a coward...he should hv laced his man loving brothers food wit some deadly poison...one that will give him a slow painful sad lonely death....bleeding ga.y
Celebrities / Re: Justin Fashanu-a Fallen Hero & A Gay Icon by deshclones(m): 5:16pm On Sep 10, 2013
Disgusting story with a wonderful happy ending....and he took the f00ls route ...suicide...he wasn't man enough..never been a man...ass loving transgendered....lovely story indeed... wink wink wink wink

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Celebrities / Re: Hurrah! Cossy Orjiakor Gets A Non-diamond Ring On Bended Knees. by deshclones(m): 10:53am On Sep 10, 2013
wow...unbelievable.......is the guys mom still alive??does he have relations...living relations i mean??...something is definitely wrong here
Romance / Re: thanks by deshclones(m): 8:29am On Sep 10, 2013
190-the-clown:
anywhere you see threads about women misbehaving

desclones and 2sexy must be there

na their work be that grin grin grin



grin grin grin grin grin grin

Mehn, women don show bobos pepper for this life...no dulling again....we gats monitor all threads and save as many guys as possible from the agonies associated with daughters of eve....

imagine this mumulina asking if he should forgive a woman that cheated on him...damn she removed like 5 pieces of clothings before getting on her knees (after worshiping the man's joystick with her mouth and tongues) the image alone is disgusting...yet the guy wants to forgive...nawaoh

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Romance / Re: thanks by deshclones(m): 6:55pm On Sep 09, 2013
Don't sweat it man...just end it only if you have chopped the kpomo...if not..stick around and get your rightfully deserved share...no emotions remember...nd no tears too...
Nairaland / General / Re: Got My 6parckz Back (gym Tinz) by deshclones(m): 5:42pm On Sep 09, 2013
Aizebioje: Una nr go take laf kee pesin!
Lmao @NOSA, poster for child starvation!
Choi... Laughing so loud my neighbours must think i'm crazy!





See them...ASUU Victims...what in fccks name a grown ass 30yr plus man doing at home by 12noon and conversing on NL with free etisalat mb...?? dude you live a life of misery walahi
Fashion / Re: Ini Edo's New Hairdo - Hot Or Not? by deshclones(m): 4:01pm On Sep 09, 2013
^^^

tjskii.....you no just try...you just took this FTC position from muah...not fair sha... cry cry cry

Anyway Second to comment....i will get there someday tongue tongue tongue

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Family / Re: Group Unveils 150 Virgins To Boost Good Morals by deshclones(m): 4:01pm On Sep 09, 2013
smh.....kids....
Autos / Re: Auto Drive Volkswagen New Model Vanagon T4 :-800k by deshclones(m): 11:06am On Sep 08, 2013
Jil4real: can you on hire purchase at a contract sum of #1.4m for 1.6yrs?

Drop ur email...let's talk man.!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Idowuogbo! by deshclones(m): 2:07pm On Sep 07, 2013
heard from a reliable source that she has landed job...so she is currently busy and doing something meaningful with what is left of her life...we thank God...

May her counterparts in annoying people like mynd,sexkills,flash(dat one no dey ever graduate) get a job too...Amen

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Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 1:59pm On Sep 07, 2013
gree-die:


really? why now? because you don't want your friends on the hot seat??

you think "knock it off" will magically make everything ok?
it was ok you to join in ridiculing my name just to get back at the op?
did you tell the ple that dragged me into this to knock it off wen they wrote all dat ish about me in my absence?
do you want us to knock it off coz you don't want youself and 'wifey' to be involved?
aren't you enjoying this... game anymore?

i don't want to knock it off just yet and oh, it has nothing to do with 2sexy

Why you mouthing off 2sexy like he's the one that started this thread??...what stops you from calling out Elder crownprince ,sexkillz or ogugua that told us your marital status?..why 2sexy??..oh i get it...you scared of those people abi...see..take a chill pill mrs...face your adversaries squarely and leave ma homie outta your issues..or you gat desh to contend with...
Romance / Re: Needs Your Advice!!! by deshclones(m): 1:54pm On Sep 07, 2013
Hade4larin: Need an advice pls!!!!
B4 I started dating my galfrnd, she has a guy she's dating and she told me how much she loves d guy and I made a mistake by saying I don't mind thinking I'll be able to gain full control as soon as we get along dating each other..... But due to ma determination and love towards her, she accepted ma offer and we started datin.
She was dating d two of us 2geda. She do tell me how much she loves me, meanwhile she's still dating the other guy while datin me
I love this gal so much dt I don't wanna loose her, but our relationship is going too far cos we are final year students...
Pls should I leave her or continue wit d relationship cos am not comfortable wit d situation of things
Pls advIce.........

Talk of a gal eating her cake with both hands full....geez...

Now answer this questions truthfully.....
Have you nyashed her?...i mean to your utmost satisfaction??

(A)if yes....gradually withdraw from the relationship...dont DUMP..her yet..cos there will be days you will have the urge to nyash a woman and she will definitely come in handy...every man deserves to keep a slut by the side incase of emergencies...but withdraw emotionally..you are still young and believe me...there are millions of gals outside..more prettier and decent than your current Hoe of a gf...you deserve better man.

(B)if no...mehn..try and nyash then repeat option A above.

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Romance / Re: Is Nairaland Romance Section Jinxed ;D by deshclones(m): 1:48pm On Sep 07, 2013
2s£xy:
Bros, no vex...

Na d way Ogugua dey mention the thing na hin make me wonder cos me sef dey surprise ni oh.

No b say I dey interested oh...

Anyway, it only further confirmed the amount or gravity of fakers we have around.

No wahala bros... I don withdraw. No vex for me...

I just realised say na just for the fun of it.

If u notice, I dey hardly come here except I see better thread to comment on, not those watery ones.

Bros, no vex for me, biko!

no p mate...FYI....no dey too respect women....98.9% of them will abuse respect and do not deserve it...copy that bro.

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