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RomanceRe: Help!!! I'm About To Kill My Husband by deshclones(m): 5:29pm On Jul 17, 2013
Godson201333: Oh what a Pity,But you do not have to kill anybody,I do understand that its not easy to let it go but you just gotta believe that life goes on and take Heart...
so you believe this?

rubbish upon ingredient..all these moi moi blogs looking for traffic to their site...
PetsRe: Friendship Between An Infant And A Dog In Pictures by deshclones(m): 5:01pm On Jul 17, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Dogs can be the best baby sitters. They are so gentle with them and get very protective[/quote]who asked you??..always poke nosing..... angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Florence Otedola 'Cuppy' New Pictures by deshclones(m): 4:47pm On Jul 17, 2013
obowunmi: Father robs the next generation of Nigeria youths of their futures. Daughter becomes a celebrity and is hailed for mediocre talent and God knows what.... Nigeria is indeed a SICK COUNTRY.
Niggah man...quit hating jare...you think stealing from the govt is easy?...just calm down mate...it will surely get to us all turn by turn and we will rape this country naija with her fccking clothes on....since the presumed thieves are rubbing their spoils on our face..we will rape this country..let no man hate on desh when it gets to ma turn...na that one go cause wahala...patience man..
AutosRe: Helpppp Pleassssse ! A Missing Car, Look Aroud Ur Environment For This Car by deshclones(m): 2:39pm On Jul 17, 2013
sorry for your loss...try lastma offices too..had a nasty experience last month..went to get some stuffs at mega plaza..came out and couldn't find my car at the exact spot i parked it near reddington gate...i nearly ran mad..but was relieved when it was discovered that lastma officials towed it away....had to pay to retrieve it...pls try lastma offices around bro...it is well.
CelebritiesRe: Lynxx Has Never Been Turned Down By A Lady by deshclones(m): 7:59am On Jul 17, 2013
pro01: That means he's not a top player, but a lazy azz mofo. It's easy not to be turned down if you sit on your cute butt waiting to do only green lights. But then, that also means you miss out on so many juicy ones that wouldn't give you green lights. Players are risk takers, and every player gets turned down from time to time - even Diddy.
Am glad u've started growing healthy braincells..really impressed....

@topic...a player is a risk taker same with every good and successful businessman...you don't wait for manna to drop from the skies..you go and take it...lazy mofo lynxx..you gat no game bro..none.
AutosRe: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 6:52pm On Jul 15, 2013
Ojix85: Lol.. Gracious desh grin.. No o. E never sho.. U still dey track this thread?
Brotherly...i dey track amoooo...you na ma guy regardless man...we all want your happiness ...i pray this transaction ends well for you anf oga fhemmy..
FamilyRe: What's The Happiest Day of A Guy's Life? by deshclones(m): 3:14pm On Jul 15, 2013
The day i carry my child in my arms....
RomanceRe: Girlz, How Do I Ask A Girl To Be My Girlfriend by deshclones(m): 2:39pm On Jul 15, 2013
REALITY101: Never ask a girl to be your girlfriend. It makes you look desperate, lame, slow and like a loser.

Build on friendship, trust, make her feel comfortable around you, most importantly makes sure she's single before wasting your time unless you want some smash and gear off. Buy her flowers, take her out to dinner or whatever. Make sure you look into her eyes whenever you're talking to her.

Trust me she will get it and will probably ask you WHAT DO YOU WANT? Kiss her and tell her she already know how you feel about her. ----> there you have it.
This works for young immature girls jare...if the girl is matured and working class...go straight to the point..make her your friend for maximum of 2-3days and spill the beans..life is too short to waste on just one girl...


190: is that how u get your boyfriends undecided undecided
i don die... grin grin grin
AutosRe: 2006 Honda Accord SE Pre-Ordered By Ojix85 Of NL From Fhemmmy -**DELIVEREDDDD** by deshclones(m): 2:10pm On Jul 15, 2013
Ojix85: Thanks man.
sup man...kilode??wetin dey happen?? is your japanese back ni ??
PoliticsRe: Michael Chinda Flown Overseas! by deshclones(m): 10:36pm On Jul 13, 2013
So rivers with all its huge FAAC allocation,igr generation,13%derivation etc does not have one..just one hospital that can handle mere jaw dislocation...its sad..very sad..same amaechi dat doled out 100' dollars for ojb yet no gd functioning health facility in rivers state..am ashamed...to be honest peter obi is in a league of his own..dude gets less from the FAAC acct but is performing wonders in the area of roads,health,education etc..imagine if he has the kind of funds amaechi nd fashola has...smhm..amaechi iss no better than the clown t.a orji..
PoliticsRe: David Mark Threatens Senator With Disciplinary Action by deshclones(m): 2:00pm On Jul 12, 2013
Okoro2015: Fear fear senator from my west side grin. We know say nah only mouth them get...Small gra gra always gets them capitulated!
word bro...same way a yoruba man made history by been the oldest man alive to scale a wall while fleeing from boko boys in the north...i think one of the university professors there..lily livered amala people.
HealthRe: 7 Alarming Signs You Are Unhealthy. by deshclones(m): 12:15pm On Jul 10, 2013
Bad people have come again...pls op don't tell me nonsense..Thanks
PoliticsRe: Hamzat In Pole Position To Succeed Fashola by deshclones(m): 2:23pm On Jul 09, 2013
[quote author=ShyM-X][s][/s]

Go play in traffic and make sure it's in-front of the biggest car/truck.

You're inconsequential and you're hereby dismissed! undecided[/quote]You are so predictable...i knew that was gonna be your next line....what do you know??...nothing apart from chest beating on the internet...sod off.
PoliticsRe: Hamzat In Pole Position To Succeed Fashola by deshclones(m): 2:18pm On Jul 09, 2013
[quote author=ShyM-X]How come 100% of those against this selection aren't from Lagos and most of them have no stake in the state?

I need people like Alh_harem, Desola, Kats, Ola one, Tony Spike, Dudu_negro et al's opinion on this.

However, I'll support anyone that can reduce the population of Lagos by at least 50%. Most of the people in the state shouldn't be there in the first place. A state as small as Lagos carrying the burden of 5 states is just unacceptable, to be honest.

London
Size = 1,570 km²
Population: 8.174 million
Popular opinion = overpopulated


Lagos
Size = 999.6 km²
Population: about 20 million

Unacceptable!![/quote]Lagosian that has never contributed a dime to the state coffers......niggah man...have you ever paid income tax,property tax,lastma fines,lawma,etc....if not shut the bleeping hole you call a mouth....you stay in some dimly lit room in downtown london and spew thrash...cursing people that generate the much needed income that your famed state benefits from....you want to pursue the igbos indeed...come and pursue us if its that easy nah....mouthed man...smh
PoliticsRe: Hamzat In Pole Position To Succeed Fashola by deshclones(m): 2:04pm On Jul 09, 2013
solomon111: I think PDP is slacking in lagos.
Lagos is one of the easiest states for PDP to win,if they are smart enough.
As in ehen...pdp is seriously slacking in lagos state...taking over alausa govt house come 2015 is the easiest thing ever..its like taking candy from a baby....just pdp in lagos is not focused..they believe in fire brigade attitude....same way they presented the worst of the worst in the person of the shy,disoriented dosunmmu in 2011...they should seat up..get a young accomplished professional with an intimidating CV....compile all tinubu's investment and kleptomaniac exploits....and lastly choose a christian...mehn e don be.i will be surprised if A.C.N. wins eti-osa,isolo,okota,ikotun,festac,alimosho etc in 2015..i will be surprised....wonder what these pdp lagos guys have on their shoulder..smh
CelebritiesRe: OJB Thanks Amaechi For The $100,000 Donation by deshclones(m): 1:20pm On Jul 09, 2013
scholes23: I don't blame u sha cos abject poverty has affected ur mentality cos if ur thinking faculty was working well as a human being, u'll be full of gratitude for this gesture. God forbid if he had died, I'm sure u'll be among those shouting where are our leaders? What are they doing with all d money? Bla! bla!! bla!!!
When Akpabio gave 2face and his wife 2 jeeps, u were speechless and now ur talking thrash.
Guy, call a spade a spade and not d source of d fund. After all he saved a life and don't allow poverty affect ur way of reasoning.
I will not trade words with u...nope..u r way beneath me so it will be totally unfair for me to engage in any reasonable discussion wit u...guess we are clear now...so long man.!
CelebritiesRe: OJB Thanks Amaechi For The $100,000 Donation by deshclones(m): 12:19pm On Jul 09, 2013
dazzy4real: Y re u so bittered my broda? Dis man jz gave money to save a soul yet u complain,if he did not giv u will complain. If he diverts d money for oda tins like d health care sector u will still blame him..thank God Say man no b God. Dis good gesture this man has shown cud erase evry oda sins he has committed in d sight of God..
you got it all wrong..do you know how many unknown nigerians that die on a daily basis because of irrelevant illness like malaria,typhoid etc...if our hospitals are stocked and well equipped will ojb travel to india or uk to spend 100k dollars on transplant that can be done for less here in nigeria??..rivers state gets a lot of money monthly via FAAC account and IGR...yet no world class hospital...mandela has always been treated in a south african hospital..yet rochas of imo state travelled all the way to london to treat mere head injury...shame on all of you supporting amaechi..which dirty gesture??so many nigerian including yours sincerely have already raised 80% of the money needed before this amaechi's largesse so what is his aim? our problem in this country is that we are too sentimental AND OVER RELIGIOUS...FACE YOUR PROBLEMS FROM THE ROOTS AND LEAVE DESH ALONE.
CelebritiesRe: OJB Thanks Amaechi For The $100,000 Donation by deshclones(m): 6:19am On Jul 09, 2013
jonart: @mod front page plssss
Front page indeed...see ur mouth...some misguided dude used state funds to score cheap political goals and all u can say is front page plss...why did he not invEst that fund in hospital development?how many rivers indigenes can access good health facilities??misplaced priorities indeed..our politicians are shameless...

May thunder fire Anybody that says am beefing ojb
PoliticsRe: Terrible State Of Ago-Okota Road In Lagos (Pics) by deshclones(m): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2013
Op is 100% correct...that road from The GTBank just after apple junction to the end of the ago road that connects cele junction is gangster...i plied that road and for the first time in my life...i wept for my car...that road is gangster...fashola and the lagos state govt is a huge fraud...they are neglecting the area cos its igbo dominated..the entire stretch of isolo,ago,festac,amuwo,satellite is in deep mess.and these people pay tax and all the unnecessary charges......desh say so
PoliticsRe: T.A Orji Chase Imo Transport Company (ITC) Out Of Abia by deshclones(m): 8:21am On Jul 08, 2013
Remember telling my friend over the weekend that t.a orji will retaliate....that man is so predictable walahi....i read the response of okorocha's information commissioner and i kinda align with what he said..t.a orji is just uncouth and irredeemably irresponsible to say the least...this guy started sacking non-abia indigenes in the civil service...now he is busy trying to bring division in igboland...what am i even saying...abia and ebonyi has always been the bane of development and progress in igboland...hardly educated people and reeking of backwardness...they should just separate them from the rest of S.E...nobody will miss them...
CelebritiesRe: Banky W, Wizkid, Lynxx Have Fun On The Beach (photos) by deshclones(m): 7:50am On Jul 08, 2013
Banky get bugatti...smh..all these fake amateur bloggers...na fagatti he go get..nonsense
PoliticsRe: ACN Is Searching For Fashola’s Successor by deshclones(m): 11:58am On Jul 07, 2013
This igbokwe guy is a chronic liar...same way he denied tinubu's daughters appointment as iyaloja(or whatevar d fcck dat mean)...now he is denying remi's gubernatorial ambition...well..the man has to earn his pay afterall..he just like liar mohammd,doyin ,abati etc.professional liars.
RomanceRe: Will She Ever Change??? by deshclones(m): 4:12pm On Jul 05, 2013
Op you are joking right??

caught her in the act and still went to beg??..you serious or you shiting us all??

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