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Politics / Re: Abia Distributes 202 Cars To Youths by deshclones(m): 1:41pm On Dec 12, 2013
deshclones:




kindly clarify me or STFU...i did my field mapping in ebonyi...amasiri in afikpo lga to be precise and to say i was disappointed will be an understatement...the hotel i lodged charged 700naira daily,they will bring candle sticks and some wraps of tissue every day.....ebonyi state still has hardcore undiluted ringworm diseases,hardly educated people..infact i saw all those mud houses used in acting epic nollywood movies in ebonyi state...no purposeful leadership...ebonyi that is still fighting communal wars in 2013...please park well and help ur state...


achi4u:
My broda don't try it. There is alot of tribalism in this country and nigeria is not worth dieing for.

please stay save.


After they say Deshclones is yapping ebonyians.... grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Abia Distributes 202 Cars To Youths by deshclones(m): 1:40pm On Dec 12, 2013
humblesteve:
you are so dumb to have mentioned ebonyi.... smh


achi4u: Must you attack Ebonyi before you spew that thrash u called comments?

Nna ibu anu nchi. simple

kindly clarify me or STFU...i did my field mapping in ebonyi...amasiri in afikpo lga to be precise and to say i was disappointed will be an understatement...the hotel i lodged charged 700naira daily,they will bring candle sticks and some wraps of tissue every day.....ebonyi state still has hardcore undiluted ringworm diseases,hardly educated people..infact i saw all those mud houses used in acting epic nollywood movies in ebonyi state...no purposeful leadership...ebonyi that is still fighting communal wars in 2013...please park well and help ur state...

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Politics / Re: Abia Distributes 202 Cars To Youths by deshclones(m): 10:10am On Dec 12, 2013
this dumb guy and his dumb policies.....instead of creating an enabling environment for industries to thrive so as to create life changing jobs and grow the economy,he is busy distributing cars and tricycles..no good roads to ride on..killing the youths etc....what a dumb man...

Have always reiterated that Abia and ebonyi are the bane of development in Igboland...hardly educated and devoid of any known development...lacking in human resources tooo...tufia

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Health / Re: Top 35 Weight Loss Tips by deshclones(m): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2013
KellyNicole:


meaning you wont takia of urself? Ode

clap for yourself...you bastard from a thousand fathers....you cant air your moronic views without hurling insults...
Politics / Re: Army Council Promotes 27 Brigadier-generals, 75 Colonels by deshclones(m): 6:31pm On Dec 11, 2013
Mortiple: Na wa o! No Igbo man? undecided

Bro,lemme school you...

The average igbo man doesn't have time for government work...nah..we are naturally self dependent,born hustlers and our own man and hardly believe in government spoon feeding us....hence the reason the rest of nigeria are so so afraid of us.....okwa ighotara....nice
Politics / Re: Army Council Promotes 27 Brigadier-generals, 75 Colonels by deshclones(m): 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2013
the christianization of the Nigerian Armed forces...correct...GEJ till obama becomes iranian citizen...gej till 2019..haters should hug a moderately wet transformer...

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Celebrities / Re: Ojb jezreel: “lots Of Cheques That People Donated Bounced” by deshclones(m): 5:18pm On Dec 11, 2013
Liar man....a man you don't know from adam donated 6m,$10,00 dollars and gave you a landrover 2010..indeed....rubbish...dude don go use the excess money from the donation clean up his life...bought a car and is here blabbing about some famed good Samaritan...instead of donating some money to indigent people with kidney issues...or better still set up a foundation in order to give back to society he is here blabbing....niggah man

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Health / Re: Top 35 Weight Loss Tips by deshclones(m): 4:24pm On Dec 11, 2013
at the end of the day something must kill a man.....regardless....

my uncles friend was an exercise freak...runs,skips,walks etc everyday....eats a lot of fruits and vegetables...his favourite meal was water melon and pine apple...yet he died at age 38 via road accident..

all these stuffs are jargons...God knows best
Politics / Re: Jonathan Snubbed At Mandela's Memorial by deshclones(m): 2:26pm On Dec 10, 2013
what do u stand to gain from this childish write-up?

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Autos / Re: 2014 Range Rover Sport (diesel engine): 21m. by deshclones(m): 1:17pm On Dec 10, 2013
chelseabmw: This is Range Rover Evoque

nah...check well man...google is ur friend.... wink wink

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Celebrities / Re: News: Popular Mods Sexkillz And Ogugua Resigns From Being A Mod On NL! by deshclones(m): 8:03am On Dec 10, 2013
WOW...this is what born2fcck,190,powered,yeye and myself have been praying for all these years.....


phew...now sexuality section will be fun..no dictator mod hovering over our necks.....so long sexkillz...hope you can now channel your e- browsing prowess and get a decent job...if you had used ur tym on the internet well in applying for jobs online you would have been gainfully employed by now....hope you have learnt your lessons...so long man....damn some dude will take ogugua away from this killz guy...i am so sure of that....no mod job,no small change from seun no love...geez 2013 obviously didn't favour sexkillz...peele
Politics / Re: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by deshclones(m): 8:04pm On Nov 28, 2013
This is sad...i never expected this from someone like oshiomole...this action of his will definitely linger in people's memories for a long time to come...it is sad and cruel...what he did is undiluted wickedness in its natural state...

Even the way he put his hands in his pocket...exhibiting every sign of pride and haughtiness...telling someone to go and die as if he owns his own life....so sad...indeed power corrupts...


We should raise funds for this woman walahi...i am ready to lead by example...someone should provide a dedicated genuine bank account where we can all make contributions....

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Jim Iyke Makes Nadia Buari Cry On An Emotional Private Dinner In Spain by deshclones(m): 8:10am On Nov 22, 2013
My Anambra boy representing..



BTW...Desh was here...incase
Politics / Re: How Anambra Election Was Rigged - Ngige by deshclones(m): 12:14pm On Nov 20, 2013
Soludo was the messiah we never had...as far as am concerned.....since he was schemed out by the woman-man ada(obi)...i honestly dont give a rat's arsse on who governs my beloved state...let the best rigger win...





BTW:Deshclones was here...just in case.... wink wink wink

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of A Nairalander And Emmanuel Adebayor At Peter Okoye's Wedding by deshclones(m): 5:36pm On Nov 19, 2013
Airforce1: @OP
Which of the Event Planners do you work for?

JOKES APART...You are filled with immense hate and spew 99.99999% thrash all the time....i went thru your previous posts and i shudder at the amount of hate,discontent,anger and absolute lack of peace that flows from you....all you do is pick fault with people.

channel your frustrations to your unfortunate folks for breeding a mongrel like you....you were obviously raised in a home devoid of love and affection hence the reason you take out your frustrations on innocent people.you are highly contagious and should be kept far away from sane and happy people lest you infect them with your hate...


@op...nice pics.....moreover..ur eyes...wow..those eyes...hmmmh nawaoh wink wink

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Romance / Re: I&my Girlfriend Want To Give Ourself A Break For A Year-is It Right? by deshclones(m): 3:08pm On Nov 15, 2013
Cases like this makes one wonder why kids fall in love?? undecided undecided undecided
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by deshclones(m): 12:01pm On Nov 14, 2013
pls help me run this VIN make i no enter one chance

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tHANKS
Romance / Re: Pls Help Me Analyse This Relationship, What Do I Do? by deshclones(m): 6:08pm On Nov 12, 2013
she is gone....forget her and move on...begging or calling her will bring down the lil reputation you have....


@the nigga..h or niggr.ess suggesting sending recharge card....f..euk you... sad sad
Romance / Re: What Could Ever Make Guys Beg Girls?... by deshclones(m): 10:54am On Nov 08, 2013
Revenge jare....i remember one chic that left me for some dude back then in school....i begged this chic tire...i wrote poems,sent emissaries,bought gifts,mr biggs etc...just to get her back...after a month or so she succumbed and came back...i totally dealt with her...

infact one day,we were about to make love,i allowed her pull off her smelly clothes ,looked at her lying on my bed and told her to dress up that she was disgusting...i think that was the last straw cos the re-ignited relationship didnt last for 2months before it finally packed up....mine was solely for revenge...esp if it was the girl that did the dumping...a man gotta protect his pride sometimes.

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Celebrities / Re: Skuki Peeshaun Leaves Tattoo Shop In Pain by deshclones(m): 2:42pm On Nov 04, 2013
Andyblaze: Good thing he ran away because if he had stayed, it for pained him so much he will be angry and slap the drawer. Then the drawer will slap him back, then fight will start, then nigerians and turkeys will start to fought, Then war will start arounds the world, then we will all went extinct


thanks man/woman or whatever gender you are....really having a bad day...your post cracked me up...nice

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Poses In Scary Halloween Costumes (photos) by deshclones(m): 4:32pm On Nov 01, 2013
This guy fall hand sha...bet he has never attended his village new yam festival celebration....succumbing to the whims and devices of the white man....the average black man has a huge inferiority complex...pray tell, wetin concern us with halloween??...same way some misguided parents give their children english name....nobody wants to embrace our culture...this thing pain me gan...i swear down

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Autos / Re: Neat 04 Nissan Xtrail Used By A Woman. by deshclones(m): 12:30pm On Nov 01, 2013
xarxes: Take 650k

you try...the seller no sabi market trend...a naija used dead xtrail for 1.2m...i laff in chinese..and na nissan sef...nobi mercedes or toyota...how much be 2005 naija use pathfinder then??....nonsense
Romance / Re: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by deshclones(m): 11:50am On Nov 01, 2013
EHoudini:
My girl friend now wife for 7yrs used to sleep with her 4 right fingers in my mouth. That silliness is long ended!!




shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked...here is our undisputed champion.....mehn you are way way way s1lly walahi...i cant even believe this....you sh1tting us right?? shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by deshclones(m): 6:48pm On Oct 31, 2013
touchplay: Mine ws buying ma baby a genu omega wrist watch of 10k as her bday present...borrowed 3k 4rm mi fwend 2 complete †ђξ cash fO̶̲̥̅̊r †ђξ purchase...up till naw,i neva fit pay †ђξ guy †ђξ moni finish...'sobs'.....if say i dey skul,i fO̶̲̥̅̊r find lie giv mi parents n i'l get †ђξ money ...bt naw,no source of income....assu y ? :'


You were thoroughly duped mate....no genuine omega wristwatch sells for 10k...none man...go get your money back wink wink wink

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Romance / Re: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by deshclones(m): 6:07pm On Oct 31, 2013
Mr Aboki:



You be my guy, but I dedicate this one to you




Nwanne you can emphatically say that again.....i see the girl anytime i go to the east to see my parents and i will be like....i don mumu for this life sha...the chic don depreciate finish...but all na wetin don shape man for life.....smh
Romance / Re: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by deshclones(m): 5:09pm On Oct 31, 2013
mine was stealing and dashing her my Dad's samsung R200 cell phone...girl wey i never kiss not to talk of chopping kpomo..she never even gree for me sef....her mom saw her with the phone and brought her to my place and my parents were so disappointed...till date my dad still looks at me with disappointment...it hurts sha....women..smh

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Romance / Re: Help !!! My Girlfriend Lost Her Viginity To Her Hostel Mate. by deshclones(m): 4:46pm On Oct 24, 2013
you did the right thing man...don't mind these babies on NL....the best thing to do was to collect your own share which you have done...but don't stop yet...still collect more...try out all those demeaning styles you watch on blue film sites...just make sure you collect enuff and push her away....

the truth is that that niggress has been getting her congo shined all these time while you were forming holy holy niggah...smh...a brother just have to insist,see,touch,feel the hymen covering the V before believing the girl is indeed a certified V...no hear say...

you let the menfolk down walahi...a mere chic used your brain like this and you allowed her...just go collect enuff ..if possible give am belly sef run...or i go vex for you.

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Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by deshclones(m): 4:22pm On Oct 24, 2013
i used that airport last week...and i must confess fashole and tinubu did a good job...impressive and modern airport that can comfortably compete with the likes of heathrow,jfk etc...200 takeoff and landing daily,more than 120 destinations...mehn fashole for president..infact...wow...that epe airport is wow....
















Ndi ala...lele...ha choo irim

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Education / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by deshclones(m): 9:53am On Oct 17, 2013
Illiyahama: @ [b][/b]Deshclones,

Guy what the Bleep is wrong with your thinking faculties? Wetin you smoke? How the hell did you reach your conclusions and deduce that the youngman was a frat man?

What was the meaning of "all the years I spent in a Nigerian university,I have never seen cultists killing an innocent person"? Guy you got me so provoked I wished I could lay my hands on you. Damn your arrogance stinks to high heavens!

How many HITs have you gone on? Do you know what was the intention of the hit? Do you know how many innocent fellas have been dogged just to pass a message? Do you know how many innocent young men that have been sent to the great beyond simply for the perceived sins of their cousins,brothers and relatives? Are you aware of how many such hits go wrong at the last minute despite all the intels and tracking and meticulous planning?


My point? People get killed for no fault of theirs. Not every victim of a dogging was a frat man. Some were simply unlucky or at the wrong place at the wrong time. Don't be in a hurry to conclude unless you have all the facts of the case at your fingertips.

I wonder why some of you are obessed with paper qualifications. Your certificates don't make you,it is what is in you that makes you. Your obession with paper qualification amuses me. Your much cherished degrees does not entitle you to a meal ticket. No it does not mr Engineer. If in doubt go ask Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg how they made their fortunes.

Guy do me a favour. Think before writing.

Finally who no go no go know.


you are totally bereft of any iota of wisdom and civility...who talked about paper qualification being everything you monumental dimwit??....did you care to read my contribution at all or you are stereotyped like the rest that pick on deshclones?....
Education / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by deshclones(m): 9:50am On Oct 17, 2013
ethicalUser:
Great Futoite!!! I beg free the guy joor

Dont mind the niggahs...boys dey do industrial physics,met-mat,geology for futo still come out with better result...na woman course micro biology,wey easy pass anything naim person dey get 4.1.....nonsense.
Education / Re: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by deshclones(m): 6:31pm On Oct 14, 2013
calebo101:

E-warrior, take your battle elsewhere. I have things to do with my time. I do not engage low lives.

Never expected less from you bloody dimwit...running off like a foul breed dog with his tails in his butt....wanimal

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