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FamilyRe: How Will You Respond To This As A Nigerian Mother? by Desire18: 3:14pm On Nov 17, 2023
Don't do practical again. I'm okay with the marks you get in theory. 😁😁😁😁
FamilyRe: Nairaland Family, Remember This Username by Desire18: 10:52am On Oct 09, 2023
Look within sir. You are wrong for saying if you kill your self, God would understand. No, we are not permitted to kill ourselves. If you do so, you'll end up in hell fire.
Life can be difficult atimes but you keep trying with prayer, you will make it.
Drop your ego. Be willing to do anything not minding what people will say.
Just as someone suggest, Try teaching in the morning, try learning a skill in the afternoon after closing from school.
Skills like phone repairs, mending shoes, electricians, plumbing, driving etc
There's money in phone repairs and shoe mending if you are in a strategic place. At least, you'll feed your family comfortably.
What is your wife doing, go get space in motor parks, start doing something, you'll get loose cash daily untill you are financially statble then you can quit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults. by Desire18: 4:27pm On Oct 07, 2023
Your shoe is fine oo but it's original will be costly😁😁
FamilyRe: A Lady Ran Away With My Pregnancy. by Desire18: 4:02pm On Oct 07, 2023
GiftedHands47:
You have been used and dumped
You're just a sperm donor and not a Father

Find another girl ND move on

Meanwhile I track Lost or stolen phones or devices.A trial will definitely convince you

Contact me via siggy below
Hey comrade!
How much do you charge for it?
FamilyRe: Welcome My TWIN'S by Desire18: 8:44pm On Oct 03, 2023
Congratulations my brother, I pray that their arrival will bring goodluck to your family in Jesus name 🙏
FamilyRe: That One Child That You Love, But Will Frustrate You Unintentionally by Desire18: 11:58pm On Aug 06, 2023
The thing my only boy did can't contain a page if I should start telling it.

From dismantling phones, power banks(he has repaired some back), mp3 etc. Have you seen where someone wear a brand new parking shirt to church and tells you chair tore it to rags that cannot be mended. Not onces oo. All trousers get post box at the kneel. He must use like 2/3 slippers when others are still using one. I had to count his dirty cloth when he's washing them or else he'll go and hide part of it when I am no longer in view. If you bring 19 clothes out to wash, I must see 19 clothes on the rope else😁😁

Infact, I got tired one day, I had to call him and I formed him that, had it been that I didn't birth him, he would have been long returned back to his parents😄😄😄.
FamilyRe: Why I 'banned' My Wife From Early Morning Radio Prayer. by Desire18: 12:05pm On Jul 31, 2023
Aladeintl:
There was this popular MoG from Ibadan who do early morning prayer on Ajilete FM that I adamantly forbid my wife from listening to.

I told her, 'I am not saying you shouldn't listen to him but not under my own roof.'

I didn't banned her because the man was fake. I didn't think the MoG is fake, but I find some of his modus operandi unbiblical.

Likewise, some songs like Daddy wey dey pamper is not fit my own family. While I am around, she mustn't.

I will soon delete that song from her phone sef.

Read tales of a Nursing Dad here www.joelalade.home.blog

I once collected her purse and gave her only transport fare when she was going for a crusade organized by one prophet olororo.

What is my drift? I have no qualm with Pastor Jerry Eze and his YouTube early morning prayer ministry but it is a disgrace and dishonour to you, the man of the house, if your woman can wake up to listen to other man before you.

It's a disgrace to my fatherhood if my kids are doing morning devotion via internet led by another man and wife and kids aren't to be blamed.

Therefore, we men, should truly man up and be the leader God made us.

The likes of Pastor Jerry Eze and co come into equation because many men are not spiritual leader. He is filling the gaps created by spiritually-absent fathers.

Your wife jumping from one prayer mountain to another is because you haven't ascertain your spiritual headship in the head.

And for those joining Pastor Jerry from their boyfriend's room, just dey play ooo, dey play ooo.

May God helps us to discharge our duties accordingly.

Ire oooooooo
Hmm, e get gist wey I wan Yan you about Prof ororo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Company Never Increase Salary For It's Workers by Desire18: 12:02pm On Jul 31, 2023
banks' contract staff
FamilyRe: Things We Do Out Of Pity That Backfired by Desire18: 9:49pm On Jul 21, 2023
During cashless policy, one of my neighbour was lamenting that she wanted to go to market but she no get cash for hand but money in the account. Me sef no get gas, na so I carry out of my 3k wey I suppose take by gas give am say make she transfer make I carry ATM go buy gas.
She collected my account number since February but never transfer till today.

She kuku ma does not know say I hold cash for pocket😁😁 na me Bleep up.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Down Again With Users Unable To Message Anyone by Desire18: 9:44pm On Jul 19, 2023
not working oo
TravelRe: Air Force Plane Crashes In Benue by Desire18: 10:06pm On Jul 14, 2023
☹️☹️☹️
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Addresses Russians After Failed Wagner Group "Coup" by Desire18: 10:08pm On Jun 26, 2023
There's Power in unity.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Addresses Russians After Failed Wagner Group "Coup" by Desire18: 10:06pm On Jun 26, 2023
hmmm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help, Between 18k Job And Being A Waiter by Desire18: 12:43pm On Jun 19, 2023
hmmm, do you meant to write 180k or what?
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 2:27pm On Jun 17, 2023
madridguy:
grin grin grin
You just remind me of primary school.
Na so oo. That era of chopping Cain for not been able to write figure 8. That figure wicked oo. I ended up writing zeros untop of each other to evade punishment/beating.🤓🤓
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 9:51pm On Jun 16, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
Guy omooooo na this thing a wan type before oohhh...are from ekiti because that was our songs those days grin grin.

But if u re not from ekiti then how did children used to communicate in those days that the song composed in Ondo will be heard in oyo even without phone?? grin grin
I am from kwara. Even students from far north had their rhymes in English though😎😎😎

I think others Leary it during theholidays
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 9:47pm On Jun 16, 2023
DaFuhrer:
Agba firi yoyo
I be small piling ok🤓🤓🤓
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2023
[quote author=piyoo91 post=123842553]in my school then in far north gusau then sokoto is Ede Ximes Ede Rita Call Iyabo Sisi Eko Baje Odabo Odabo Kaka. Babangida was the head of state then, sweet old days [/quot

The good old days.
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 8:10pm On Jun 16, 2023
Oladnote:
RIP Chief.
Great childhood memories with this acronyms.
Yes ooo.
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 7:50pm On Jun 16, 2023
Jeezuzpick:
Bruh!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That picture was an acknowledgement of Emmanuel Ifeajuna, the first man to win a medal for Nigeria at the Commonwealth Games.

He won a silver for the high jump.

He later went on to become the infamous Major Ifeajuna of the 1966 coup, who was executed by Odumegwu Ojukwu at the final days of the Civil War.
I doff my cap for Grandpa abi na grandma here😁😁😁
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 7:48pm On Jun 16, 2023
Benediction777:
You're Valid man!!! New generation children no know this..

I be woman oo🤓🤓🤓
BusinessRe: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Desire18: 7:34pm On Jun 16, 2023
If you attended school in Nigeria around the 80s and 90s, i am sure you used one of his exercise books with the following acronyms.

O - Ole
N - Ni
W - Wale
A - Aji
R - Ruler
D - Dada

B - Baba
I - Iya
G - Gani

E - Ede
X - Xtimes
E - Ede
R - Remi
C - Coni
I - Iya
S - Segun
E - Elere

B - Boolu
O - Odabo
O - Odabo
K - Kayode

May the gentle soul of the Industrialist rest in peace.
FamilyRe: Orphaned At 25 by Desire18: 9:44pm On Jun 15, 2023
orphaned:
I have no choice right now. I just feel pity for everyone that has to go through this. Its not a good thing at all
Time heals. You'll be fine.
God will see as many that are presently passing such.

I have been there and I know how it feels. At last, everybody will be fine.
FamilyRe: Orphaned At 25 by Desire18: 12:14am On Jun 14, 2023
Life indeed is unpredictable. It is like a vapour. Please take heart and be strong for your sisters.

Pls accept my condolences.
RomanceRe: Sweden Declares Sex as Sports, host Competition by Desire18: 2:44pm On Jun 04, 2023
The Bible says that in as much as they refused to retain God's knowledge, God also gave them up to a reprobate mind to do those things which are not right.
☹️☹️☹️☹️
TravelRe: Pictures Of 25 Pieces For $80.99 Agbalumo That I Ordered In USA by Desire18: 7:41pm On Mar 26, 2023
Hmm, though this goes for 500naira or less in Nigeria but so far you get what you want, it isn't costly.
TravelRe: Which Visa Is Easy For Nigerians To Get In 2023 by Desire18: 10:06pm On Mar 05, 2023
I grab my popcorn.
TravelRe: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by Desire18: 5:17pm On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:
Hi fam, this is your guy, Snowland. I know it's been a while since I did a public giveaway. Here's one before the year ends.

I'm giving away a total of N270,000 and I'm going to need assistance with selecting the lucky winners.

In case you're wondering why 270k, here's why.

About 10 years ago, precisely 12/27/2012, I attended my first and last F1 student visa interview at the US consulate, Abuja and the journey to where I am today started on that day.

Nairaland was extremely instrumental to my adequate preparation, hence I want to give back to this forum once again, particularly in this Travel section.

I'm thinking giving out 10k to 27 people or 27k to 10 people.

Here's what I need help with:

1. 27k to 10 people OR 10k to 27 people. Please like either of the 2 posts below to indicate your choice.

2. I need suggestions how to select this winners.

Suggestions to Number 2 above, with the most likes will be adopted.

UPDATED UPDATE: Once this thread gets to end of 4TH page, suggestion with the most likes, no matter how ridiculous it sounds, WILL be adopted.

LATEST UPDATE: I see lots of people suggesting 5k for 54 people. In as much as the idea sounds laudable, the reason I wanted to give the 270k out will be defeated. The numbers 10 and 27 need to be represented.

Snowland.
I'm interested.
FamilyRe: 8 Days To End 2022 What Are You Grateful To God For This Year. by Desire18: 9:18pm On Dec 21, 2022
Tokskob2008:
Absolutely nothing....
Not even for the gift of life??
TravelRe: Where Can I Relocate To Abroad With 2million Naira? by Desire18: 1:33am On Dec 19, 2022
Eniolaenius0803:
2m can land to Mauritius ,study route .........am not an agent oooo ...but we can work this together am on it too
Good day, can you assist me?

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