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Travel / Re: 7 Places You Must Visit As An Adult In Your Lifetime! by DesireBenjamin: 9:13pm On Aug 24, 2018
czarina:
Been to all of them. What next?

You can now die in peace cool
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Prostrates For Davido, Fans React by DesireBenjamin: 8:52pm On Aug 17, 2018
Mouthgag:

Ozu nwuru anwu, that must be your mother's full name.

Fyi, Ur olosho mother is the ozu tongue
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Prostrates For Davido, Fans React by DesireBenjamin: 11:46am On Aug 17, 2018
Mouthgag:

No be everybody go dey do like your papa
Ndi ara

Sse this goatee that poverty is dealing with, ozu nwuru anwu.
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Prostrates For Davido, Fans React by DesireBenjamin: 9:23pm On Aug 16, 2018
Mouthgag:
Old fool.


I no fit bow for Zuckerberg.


Even if you be my oga, as long as day I old pass, I no fit bow but I go still dey respect u

Ode. Na you go lick sand pass wen u see them
Celebrities / Re: Mama Tobi Holds ‘Crazy’ Photoshoot In Lagos by DesireBenjamin: 4:04pm On Aug 12, 2018
vizkiz:


Apart from
Broda Wasiu
Crazeclown
Lasisi
Brother shagi (sometimes)
Woli Arole (sometimes)
And Maraji.

Every other Nigerian "Skit makers" are all Boring as fück with Zero humor.

So you count Lasisi as funny?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shades Nina, Says She’s Not Progressing by DesireBenjamin: 10:55am On Aug 01, 2018
The striking resemblance tho
Events / Re: Groom Marries His Beautiful Bride Then Watches Her Die 18 Hours Later by DesireBenjamin: 10:52am On Aug 01, 2018
Now this literally made me cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Man Wearing A Hat During Church Service (Photo) by DesireBenjamin: 10:26am On Jul 10, 2018
Freeze remains ignorant.... so cos the man is pictured listening to [/s]sunday morning lamba[s], it means he is not there to pray too??....
If the Bible says while Praying or Prophesying, for the Lord's sake we go to church to pray....
Celebrities / Re: Ipcraft Reveals Why His "Aje My Love" Music Video Was Of Low Quality by DesireBenjamin: 2:15pm On Jul 03, 2018
[b][/b]especially on Nairaland.... smh, everybody don know Nairaland and criticism
Politics / Re: Killings: Gowon Wants Buhari To Deal With Culprits by DesireBenjamin: 4:04pm On Jul 02, 2018
Terminator1234g:
The jobless aggressive idiotic lazy mad wicked evil pigs of Biafra should be happy now, mostly because Buhari is already working to catch all the killers sponsored by them and PDP although some of them have been caught.

You sound jobless aggressive idiotic lazy mad wicked and evil, to crown it all, you are a pig. wink

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Mock Diego Maradona As Argentina Exist From World Cup by DesireBenjamin: 3:51pm On Jul 02, 2018
Eco99:
.....

This is why the black race will probably remain in the gutters forever....




A better team beat your tactics less mediocre ighalofull team
Instead of going to improve and urge ur govt to improve ur football u ar busy hating ...

I even read someone saying that assuming Nigeria qualified they would have done better against france...

Probably if france eliminates your useless baseless hopes in the group stage of the Wc nxt year

then you will hate on france till a better team beats them...and the circle of foolishness continues

Mtchewwwww

Antelopes....

Black Antelopes....


#Eco99

Eskis mi sah, it is you that will forever remain in the gutter. Tainkiew.

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Politics / Re: Plateau Killings: Prosecute Author Of Fake News – MURIC by DesireBenjamin: 8:31am On Jul 02, 2018
Both the muric and everyother bigot supporting this trash are bleeping Fools.

The way he the so called muric opens that Godforsaken smelly mouth to spill poo is appalling.

Just enjoy your stupidity while it lasts, make i hear sey una enter 2019.
Crime / Re: Car On Fire In Enugu, Occupants Flee (Photos) by DesireBenjamin: 10:04pm On Jun 30, 2018
ClassRep001:
Why are they fleeing?

Are they better than those who died in the Otedola fire scandal? undecided

Smh

You are plain stupid!

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Romance / Re: 12 Ways To Make Up With Your Girlfriend And Show Her You Truly Care by DesireBenjamin: 9:48am On Jun 28, 2018
I hope its a guy that posted this... im sooo crushing on him already.

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Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Apologises: 'I Take Responsibility For Super Eagles' Loss'' by DesireBenjamin: 7:20pm On Jun 27, 2018
hisgrace090:


The moment you know that I cares not, you will have some rest.

Be delivered from restlessness.

undecidedBoring
Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Apologises: 'I Take Responsibility For Super Eagles' Loss'' by DesireBenjamin: 12:18pm On Jun 27, 2018
hisgrace090:
Have you decided to resigned?

The moment you learn to write good english; he'll resign. undecided

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Fashion / Re: Edeh Racheal Of Zizamakeover Transforms Burns Survivor On Her Wedding Day by DesireBenjamin: 11:11am On Jun 25, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked


no matter how your face disguised as a pretty one, it will always show it natural self

Your husband will later engulf with regret and self condemnation

You are Stupid.

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Celebrities / Re: Ramsey Noah The Face Of Blue Band Margarine At Age 8 (Throwback Photo) by DesireBenjamin: 7:32pm On Jun 23, 2018
ednut1:
That mixed race babe for eclairs advert. In my mouth go get urs now. Where she dey. Hope she is not married . i love her angry


grin grin I love her pass you
Celebrities / Re: Meet Marsha Elle, A Leg Amputee Model by DesireBenjamin: 10:17am On Jun 14, 2018
youngest85:
If care is not taken, man may want to smash this thing o

What a Stupid way to address a person... you are disgusting, foolish and to crown it all Mad
Celebrities / Re: Gold Kakereye Shares Eye Lashes To Miss Influential Queen Contestants by DesireBenjamin: 10:17am On Jun 06, 2018
IJOBA2:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,IT IS NOW CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT THIS DUDE IS JOBLESS angry

Boring undecided
Education / Re: Nude Photos Of UNILAG English Professor Who Molests Female Students Leaked! by DesireBenjamin: 11:54am On May 31, 2018
princeade86:
there is no single evidence here that he molested anybody in d pictures. anybody can take pix like dat

shocked shocked So anybody can come into your office and take pictures of you that way cos its normal?

Help yourself, stop defending shit!

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Celebrities / Re: Teddy-A, Bambam And Leo With Lasisi Elenu (Photos) by DesireBenjamin: 11:43am On May 31, 2018
Timmy301:
Is it me or who else think this guy is not funny
Something will always happen right now

Walahi i don't even know what's funny in making your mouth big as if you are tryinna make children laugh, very dry bone undecided.

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Romance / Re: Zambian Man Caught Having Sex With Married Pregnant Woman (Photos) by DesireBenjamin: 12:58am On May 31, 2018
Please how can i play the video? undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Lady Blasts Falz For Using Ladies In Hijab To Dance In "This Is Nigeria” Video by DesireBenjamin: 11:43pm On May 28, 2018
handsomeclouds:


People like you are the problem of this country


When something is up against your religion and faith you guard it jealously... when muslims do such you harshly criticise them.

I don't blame people like you!

If there is any beast here, I'm certain its you!


The Emirs are never the standards for Islamic Religious practice.

Eveyone is a distinct individual and we shall all make account for our deeds solitarily.
Muslims are not Christians that follow the teachings of their pastors or leaders.
[s][/s]
Worse still follow their oversimplified or misinterpreted content of their scripture.
[s][/s]
We follow the teaching of religion as it is prescribed.


If Buhari's/Emir's daughters like they can choose to walk nacked, its thier life.

But thier lives and judgements are never standards for Islam and they would never be!

This is for the marked statement. You are VERY STUPID for typing that!
Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by DesireBenjamin: 11:18pm On May 28, 2018
Truth is, either your gf knows what is happening and is intentionally tormenting you with it, or there are forces after her that is bent on destroying her relationship. Said this cos I've seen cases where a man decides to go to the alter wt a woman and strange things like seeing the woman chasing him in the dream or seeing strange faces on her face starts coming up. If she's innocent then there are forces after her marital life/progress and they are purposely putting the blood stains in places you wont miss... they prolly want you to get scared and end the relationship. (You said the period she wsnt wt u it ddnt happen). It's obvious they dont want y'all together, might be a spiritual husband she's not aware of.
Ps. If this is not tackled, level2 torment will come. Take ur gf to MFM or any bible believing church immediately!!!!
Romance / Re: Uju Obianujueo: "My Big Boobs Bring Joy And Pain" (Photos) by DesireBenjamin: 10:56pm On May 28, 2018
NothingDoMe:
Leave me alone. That's what she should do biko

Leave her alone too. That's what YOU should do biko
Romance / Re: Uju Obianujueo: "My Big Boobs Bring Joy And Pain" (Photos) by DesireBenjamin: 10:50pm On May 28, 2018
NothingDoMe:
This is not nice at all. You cannot hug people properly with this type of things.

Mr nice, what shld she do about it biko?
Crime / Re: Prophet Beats Sick Man To Death During Deliverance In Delta by DesireBenjamin: 8:11am On May 20, 2018
Fact is, the prophet beat him with so much anger for destroying his plastic chairs... this is revenge not deliverance
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Bags Enugu Chieftaincy Title (Photos) by DesireBenjamin: 10:30am On May 18, 2018
forreelinc:
grin who be that gal on the right in the third picture?
man i wanna f*ck her flat yansh without her consent

Rapist oshi
Education / Re: Meet Chinedu Mitchel, The Shortest Man In ABSU Who Anchors 'Personality Checks' by DesireBenjamin: 6:05pm On May 06, 2018
Meckus45:
judging from his height we can say that this guy has little or no preak

Judging from your comment, one can say you are brainless.

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Celebrities / Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by DesireBenjamin: 3:21pm On Apr 25, 2018
marvin905:
i dont really know her
buh thanks to all NL BBN ZOMBIES
i know her character
and i like it
my chicks arrogant
gats pride
stubborn i like them strong

Like you rightly said *You dont really know her*.
Dont wish until you know.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tobi Bakre's Eggplant Got Nigerian Ladies Talking (Photos) by DesireBenjamin: 7:14pm On Apr 20, 2018
lifestye:
Hmm

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Oh damn, what is the topic

Bubu said you are jobless sad

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