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Banker - The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)

Men!!! i agree with this one entirely
What about a Doc.??

hmmm- good question, grandma must have disobeyed a lot

[quote author=r_o_b_b_y link=topic=17014.msg471070#msg471070 date=1152113849]What if this were your final college exams?

Medicine
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.[/quote]

Does this college by any chance belong to Idi-amin, there will be lots of student "bodies" against this one o!!!

huh!!!

Rofl, i got to copy and save this somewhere nice and warm.

NICE ONE BRO.

Raymand:
Raymonds Guide On: How To Become The Next Big Nollywood Star




Change that accent;

If you want to make it big in this industry you have to sound posh, put some exotic flavours to you raw accent, make it go up a notch, you know, with some class.

Some accents that could get you recognized are the English accent (mostly the vocals) and then of course, American, never pronounce the 'T' if your going to say a word like 'hunter', it should come out as 'hunner',but this golden rule has some exceptions, if you're a short funny looking miget you don't have to fake it leave it raw besides people don't really give jack about your accent, they just sit there and imagine how SMALL you brain is or how rewarding it would feel picking you up by the legs and slamming your skull against an asphalt!, (Alway remember this change your accent rule worked for Ramsey Noah)
Get real!;

Ouch!!!! That was really ghastly!!!

hey tutcy!!

welcome Sis

What is Zobo, what does it look like and made from??
You guys make it sound sooo interesting and nutritious.
Where can i get it?

Kellogg’s Special K or Muesli with raisins and dry apricots
Bananas
Cup of tea/Orange juice

Very filling breakfast, keeps me going till lunch time.

-My Eyes
-My Legs

cigarettes cancer sticks !!! don't like them, not my cuppa, don't like being around people that smoke and i don't judge them either. My brother is a chain smoker, i tend to blame any health problem he has on smoking i.e. flu, cough etc

Welcome!!!

Happy posting!!!

ikamefa:
@ topic at 46 they have tattered wings because they have flown soo much they live on the forest floor now
@ 56 they lost their wings,lost their feathers, their beak
@66 they are getting ready to die

abraka dabra! the more u see the less u understand

@ikamefa
You are damn good gurl--- this bit really got me rolling on the floor!!
make una no kill man pikin o

Welcome!!!!

are you male or female??

You are welcome.

Okay, got your email, i will try to be discreet and ask them personally.

My first kiss---hmmm it was yummy, i was a sweet 16, it went on for about 10 mins until I stopped him, he was fumbling with the twins

alj:
what i mean is that while it is easy to say what i find attractive i do not believe that one physical flaw could put me off a lady i was interested in.

Nice one bro let's focus on the positives and not the negatives, i wish i could be more like you.

More info please!!!!
I know someone that might be interested

What is this mojojumbo?? Are you talking Voodoo or something??

[quote author=PLAY-BOY link=topic=3386.msg472782#msg472782 date=1152183584]@desiree

Too Bad !!! [/quote]Yeah, i know

At present Nigeria has given me nothing to be proud of, but i can't help being Nigerian, I tell people I'm Nigerian doesn't mean i am proud of the country itself. I hope the reputation changes soon though.

engr17:
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my woman; Love to forgive her; And Patience for her moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat her to death

beat her to death ke!!! e reach that level

cool!!

Slapping people is not one my favourite pastimes maybe i will try it just for experiment, I mean, for a man to slap a woman in a civilized world, he’s gat to pay for it.

lilnaomi:
Mystique, thank u oo. English, British, Foolish as long as we understand what d person meant!!

I'm sure you definitely understood what he meant, no harm in pointing it out!!!

It the same story here, come to think of it , why would you want to slap a woman

LOL abi ooo, i think settling down is not in his vocab, I don't think therapy can work on him, he is well over that level.

Mystique:
@ Desiree: Whats the diffs?

I think it is a weird differentiation but it is more to do with the color of the skin, only full white English people can be called "English" the non-whites are called "British".

@ashiwaju

I figured as much!!! Some guys in the late 20's to early 30's still have the general notion of "why buy a book when you can read as many as want in the library" I even know a guy that is 39 and still has that attitude. I mean c’mon he is 39 for Christ sakes!!! What was he doing when he was 21-28?? And still doing the same ol’ thing now. Some people must get tired of doing the same thing for almost half their life span.

[quote author=dolly -pee link=topic=16972.msg470676#msg470676 date=1152103579]@DESIREE : U ARE RIGHT, LAFUN IS WHITE AMALA BUT WHY DONT U LIKE IT? THE TASTE OR THE FACT THAT IT STAYS FOR A LONG TIME IN D STOMACH?IM GLAD U LIKE EFO EWURO.[/quote]I think it more of the smell and the process of making it.