₦airaland Forum

Mexyz: To even think that idiot called desola is a girl. Oponu omo jati jati. I doubt if ur mother is even recognise in her local govt talk more of Nigeria as a whole. Yoruba idiot like you.

All of you just dey come here they tell us story of your family? Una relate with madam uglyface abi what? Wetin come consign me with the story of your ogbanje mother now?

Mind yourself o. I am not a therapist, I repeat, I am not a therapist!

mko abiola: Abeg,na who de sell d aso ebi,I need to grab my material b4 d tin finish.
Hw much 4 8yards.
As for d name,ijaw ppu can bear any name,eg lion,1kobo,fyn country,fynman,tiger,dagger.
I registered all kinds of names wen I conducting d 2011 elections.
Names u canneva imagine.

dead man dey wia aso ebi again?

you better buy one for abacha while at it.

jas_o: That woman died when she's not ready. We all knew how she died. Are we celeberating her unwaranted dead due to hurrible condition of our roads as a result of evil people governing us? This is a question to ask those whose jumping up and calling for the buyer of shamless clothes. You ought need to burry your faces in shame. The furniest thing is that- Aso rock, with bizare report on its occupants, who know whether the poor mother was sacrivice? Go there to eat and subsequently allow that your longtroat place an end to your life by the copse. Oyianra!

That woman was sacrificed jo!

first jonathan sacrificed his brother then his wife sacrificed her own adopted mother to stay alive. Abi no be shortly after her sickness the woman die? The woman was used to buy her life ojare!

Bloody occultic people.

Pataki: Sophisticated madness.

Mrs. Fyneface......

Sophisticated madness I repeat. Jonathan and his entire family are a bunch of disgrace and absolute misfit for leadership qualities in this country.

"Fyneface" What a stupid name!

Imagine Obama and Cameron seeing the print on that Ankara? Omg! this stupid first family dey disgrace person o

2015 please quick come o...

Are these the actual facts or ibo facts?

Distinguish please.

wow! I never read the post o, but reading the title alone made me burst into this mini song...

Inu mi dun, pe mo rojo oni...
Inu mi dun, pe baba ka mi ye...
Oseun Jesu baba mo wa sope....

Oluwa oyigiyigi oba airi, oba to n je emi ni, emi ni. Atofarati erujeje eti okun pupa, mo yin o logo!

For this marvelous day! Thank you for making me a witness to such a development in Ogun state o. Awolowo, may you continue to rest in peace. I know that if you were alive today, you will be so proud of this achievement.

Amosun baba oni fila gogoro, well done! Owo e a ma roke. Iwaju iwaju lopa ebiti n re si, iwaju lowo e ma ma lo. Oko oba, ada oba o ni sa e lese.

Amin o Jesu.

Thank you Lord Jesus!

useless people dem.

Person die for accident, instead of them to give am low key burial, dem dey get aso ebi dey rejoice. Wasteful fauqers!

Me_Aboki: If you talk dat one, you no see as Oga johnny de wear cowboy hat with pride? - As if say cowboy hat na part of royalty attire, how dat one sef join Ijaw culture na him de surprise me.

But what is even more surprising and apparent is that the woman being buried is actually not her own mother but her foster mother (wonder what happened to her real mother?).
This along with the fact that Oga johnny's children are adopted and not born by Umblerra, kind of makes you wonder about the character and person of PEJ - something got to be wrong about this woman.

The man too dey shame person. Na so e dey carry im colo mentality fedora hat go western countries come dey look like mumu. I do quick cover my eyes when I see the yeye illiterate or change the channel.

Shameless people wen no get identity.

Fyneface ko, fyne yansh ni.

Brilliant stuff! Very well articulated!

cKaiser: Not to bore you lets fast forward to 1999, [size=14pt]The Yorubas were given a free pass to produce the President, Guess who Afenifere endorsed? You got it right Chief Olu Falae an Akure man even at the expense of a core NADECO man like Bola Ige and all Yorubas even Ogun people ditched Obasanjo and voted Falae en masse

Do you think ogun ppl who embraced Falae and ditched OBJ were foolish? If they had followed your own line of reasoning, They would have voted for their son too. But guess what? Yoruba cultural heritage supersedes all banal sentiments
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Fashola thats governor in Lagos is reported to be from EKiti and Tinubu from Osun why no issues

Now back to your position when Awolowo , Akintola and the AG were ruling there was nothing like Oyo state, Ekiti state and Osun state we were all Western region

Now tell me what special status Ogbomoso, Osogbo, Ikirun, Igbeti, Saki, Sagamu, Ijebu Igbo Ado Ekiti now benefited and why haven't the people from these places come out to protest like you?

I know a lot of Ondo people, My wife is from Ondo state and no one I repeat no one shares this sentiments with you

[size=13pt]BTW have you asked WAEC why they use Oyo Yoruba for the exams and not Ekiti Ijebu or Akure dialect?[/size]

tpia@:
where are the men you're referring to?

the ones who ran as soon as you offered them your thingy?

abeg, make i leave your matter because obviously this lack of a good wetincall has affected you badly.

sorry o.

Confused biatch! One minute I'm a lesbo, the next I'm on heat for a c0ck. I think only lie has fuqed Yoir brain inside our, you're now delirious.

Keep repeating the same thing like a parrot hoping that would draw the Yoruba cox her way. Sorry forker! I thought someone offered you some action earlier! Did the smell emanating from down under sent him scampering?

Muhehehe,,,

tpia@:
madam, why do you keep hyperventilating over igbo boys nah?


i said beg them and offer some goodies, maybe you'll get an offer.


as the yoruba boys don run comot, face elsewhere abi you dont need that your thing o.rgasmed ni?

Don't worry about how or when I get oiled but worry about your non appealing state to even your kinsmen. Ibos are queuing up to have a Yoruba abuna? So hey yourself together and give onlytrith your best outing yet,

It's not everyday you get to sh4g an eze of Nairaland you know. If you are lucky? He might throw in tomakint to give some cunnil1ngus

It's your lucky night.

Onlytruth: They know she is NOT Yoruba. She is on her own. Who wants to identify with a rabid dog.
All the omoluabis don comot for am since.

True, all the omoluabis have hone leaving the vulture, the carcass and the hunter!

I am contemplating which style I should employ in slaying the vulture.

What so you reckon?

You ni even dey shame see as you tie wrapper for waist dey join women fight (at least one woman and one animal).

Ibo men, una see una life? A whole ibo eze wuruwuru joining issues with females in the square. Shameless fuqs you all are. Dem born you well to open mouth when our men dey hia?

Kai! Your own don quench patapata. See wetin Tpia haggard toto don turn you into!

E no go beta for Tpia t0to!

tpia@:
the beast is still ranting?

o ga o.

konji or lack of it, na wa.

abi the thing feels i can satisfy her someway ni? I'm not lesbian o, sorry.

stick to offering the guys your cobweb or look for the lesbos here.

Yet this animal can't come up with her own words - always regurgitating and recycling the adjectives I use aptly in qualifying it. Is that how limited your vocabulary is or must you look in your abuna to get your brain before you can string together two simple words? Surprised I'm not! You are after all an animal that can never evolve into a primate hence the ease at which ibo boys get you on your back.

Wo wa sukun lale yi! Emi e o gbe!

Alaskari, so I'm no longer on heat for a juicy black Yoruba tingamabom but now a lesbian? Hahaha... Tpia, you are not bright! An incoherent buffoon is what you have always been known as never really in touch with reality. Always going off tangent as usual.

You are lame at this game. You got to be wittier and more challenging. Even animals have something between their ears. Use yours!

Onlytruth:

Nope! She has to pass through my wife first!

Asiere? love-vendor dey get wife? Tpia is the closest thing to a wife that you'll ever get. That is what you deserve. Animals marry animals,

Aww what a beautiful sight see them making out already!

Who would have thought it!

Crazy people need love too. It is always beautiful to see them find one another.

Onlytruth: I knew that there is no way she is Yoruba.
Ileke-idi is classier and more real. Believe me I dated Yoruba girls a lot. "She" may even be Hausa! lol

Olosi omo ibo akuri.

Of course Ileke is classy and indeed so! You could easily recognise that in her because class among your ladies is a rare trait! It is non existent.

Feat nor though, we have tilapia for you since Ileke is way beyond your reach.

If you like call me tapa, Hausa so long as you don't classify me among the dregs of society - ibo. I'll roll with it.

Abeg carry your meat comot for hia and get her laid in your shop ojare. Her abuna is starting to stink up the joint.

tpia@:
i have a general idea of her tribe, but she should continue roping herself in the meantime.

btw can you help her with this konji thing, the dame has been shouting d.ick, prick, abunna, etc all day.

i just feel for her.

While you have a general idea of my "tribe". I have a confirmed status of your origin!

Latrine!

The land of sh1t!

tpia@:
the beast is still ranting?

o ga o.

konji or lack of it, na wa.

abi the thing feels i can satisfy her someway ni? I'm not lesbian o, sorry.

stick to offering the guys your cobweb or look for the lesbos here.

You see why I call you eran iya? You should be whipped like aso ofi. No amount of black eye would do you until you are sent to the emergency room but been then you'll be bleating like the pig you are.

Why do you run with your tails between your legs only to resurface when you think I'm gone. Mo ti so fun e wipe egbe isu ko ni yan.

You will cry today and not even only lies c0ck would pacify you. I can see he is already here lobbying for some hold hag kitten. I like the fact that your customers never let you down. A vulture(only lie) is circling round your carcass the left over from his dirty kinsmen. You don hammer tonight. By the time he is done with you, your mama go cry!

Bloody coward!

Biancar's apprentice. Aviation minister of ashewo land of Biafra.

gurnam: Kilode gan na? Guys are here pleading that you draw in your sword!

Wo PM ee.

My pashona pesin.

Issokay, ma fi le lale yi sugbon to ba tun gbemu, mo ma yegi fun ni. E sa mo pe Ike ni mu'

Dudu_Negro: wallahi, mo ma fun eyin mejeji ni naceti, ke fi fa irun obo.

Oju oti yin, larin awujo .....ehhn, larin jamaa le wa nko ara yin sita bi omo ojo mejo.

La illah illa Allahu! wallahi, oju ti mi.


CHAIRMMAAAN !!!!
Ire da? Chairmmmannn....

Alfa Moshoodi, emi ti sign o, mi o de woju Uche bi mo se wa yi!

Oju mi le gan! E fiyen le jo!

Sam xiu lee: Ladies its okay nau.....both of you don't av to agree on eachothers opinion.

I hate taking on ladies but this mashanfani offspring of a dog has tried it before and I thought that I put her in her place but I can see that the eran iya wants her own pound of flesh back but no one warned her that she would be made to eat her own flesh.

A jeya, a jewe iya mo! I don't care if her ibo customers are rejoicing over this. Mo raye ti e lale yi. She must be sent back to the nut house,