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gurnam: Ladies....pls quit this.

Am not feeling the two of you on this at all...you are sisters, not matter how you want to dice it.

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Oloun ma je! Have you heard of Yoruba been related to animals? Tufiakwa! May my enemies not curse me to have that thing as a sister! Mo taka osi danu!

gurnam: O dabi wipe m'ofe hit jackpot l'oru yi ooooo...

Proceed at your own risk. Just make sure you have life insurance and write your will. That thing has Aids and all unmentionable stds plus including magun.

I will come and eat at your 8 days sha. I like akara.

[quote author=tpia@]abeg ma pe loruko tin se temi.

btw, if you still believe desola is yoruba, you'll definitely believe anything.

check her last post on the kwara thread (at the time of typing) to see her likely origins.[/quote]Asiere! Hahaha... We have always known that you have a lot of sandwiches short of a picnic but now you've just gone ballistic!

Oloribuushan! Your last ibo dickk must have infected you with syphillis which is now causing your brain to haemorrhage. It is only a sick mind that would contemplate or even doubt my origin. You in the other hand has origin traceable only to the sewer, gutter in the deepest latrine!

Sam xiu lee: @ dudu negro,your last post was a beautiful piece,but our eastern brothers always claim that the Nigerian army fired the first shot,and we are the ones that did not honor the aburo accord.
Please at what point did Awolowo joined Gowon government,before the war broke out or after?
Btw help us beg madam tinubu and efunsetan....desola and tpia....its okay oooo...our beautiful yoruba Amazons.

Amazon? Kini buruku ikeji Aja igba ikole yen. Ma je kin ran thunder si e for mentioning me in the same sentence as that jackal.

Jo o!

[quote author=tpia@]somebody should do this gal a favour and dust her cobweb ke, why una dey sha make mouth all the time yet nobody is helping her out?

send her a pm abeg, get things moving, she has been begging ever since she logged on the thread.[/quote]Gbenu osi soun jo, alailoju ti omo father Xmas to n fobo se gift. See as you full ground for this thread since roving around like ignona ra. Na so ibo d1ck cost? Go to Alaba market na buy one get one free. Leave the poor ibo yougies alone and let your rotten labia find its level.

Ashewo wey no dey shame.

gurnam: Kilo n'she eyin babes yi na? E n'kan je ki Oko mi ma le nibiyii sha!!

There's free meat for you. Your price is always right for Tpia. Name it and she is game. Olobo ten kobo ni!

But you be perv sha o

[quote author=tpia@]see wetin konji dey cause, the broad is derailing the thread after the ones she begged to give her or.gasm, all ran away.

igbo no gree am, yoruba no gree am, ok lets try some other tribe.[/quote]Omo I don reach org4sm tey tey and the tin dey ready for another round of oiling you on the other hand aren't getting nada! Shop son close for Ladipo and as e be so, your okoro hangers on on Nairaland do enter better place with their okoro chicks. Na ko sarugbo n Ghana like you still dey wander about hoping say business go show face for you tonight.

Wo, if you no quick do, upgrade na torchlight dem go use to take find your rapidly rotting hole.

Old age no Sabi ash awo business o.

Olobo mi o se kogba.

[quote author=tpia@]dudu negro


some of you need to stop the everlasting merry go round and actually bed these women.

i dont need to be the recipient of their frustration at lack of konji, i nor send anybody message and neither am i preventing anybody from servicing them.

so make una answer them abeg, ki ikanra din die.


i'd be surprised if she's ileke idi, my bet is on another of your friends whose outward moniker is "holy and gentle" but who actually is a demon in disguise.

and btw,i dont know which yoruba guy can stand that kind of potty brain like desola's own, maybe she can try her luck with an igbo guy, if she begs him and throws in some other goodies (i dont know, dont ask), she might get somebody willing to dust her cobwebs?

all of you o ye my people una just dey windup these girls, imagine this one perambulating since 2005, una wicked o. have mercy nah.[/quote]Asiere asinwin na as e easy for ibo miscreant to bed you you think say e easy to bed others! Bloody local okoro felele ball. Who does not know your story on this site abi you think it's a closed secret that majority of the ibo nitwits on this site know have a special amorous name for you! The ever grateful cheer giver. Animashaun 1 of Nairaland, gbogbo lowo, obo mi o ka metre 1 ibo rotten abuna would do from Anambra to Ebonyi plus including the miscreants in Lagos, na your name dem dey hail.

Your age does not deter them. Shebi na free meat? Sallah meat sef cost pass the meat between your legs, hence no Yoruba guy looking your side. Your meat don pass sell by date ojare. It is now the carcass of the ibo denigrates, the only ones it befits. You are about the only Yoruba meat they would have available to them since you have been used dumped and cast away into our sewage and now found yourself doing the rounds among the dregs of Nigeria Lower class citizens. That is the only section that suits you since they are accustomed to picking up our scrums

Olosi coming here to denigrate Ijebu women pulling out some stupid unverifiable statistic about Ijebu women shacking up with the lower rung citizens in the society.

Iyalaje ashewo ibo 1 of Nairaland.

Abiipabe omo yaluba.

redsun: You are filthily raw,as well as crudely tribal.How do you manage the two extremes?

Tpia is a forgone alternative.

Kilo sele yi?

Kosi lo jo!

redsun: Don't forget i know how you look.Like a little ijebu winnch.And your mind is just as dark.

Jo jo, that wretched tart with skank hole between her toothpick legs is not Ijebu, definitely not befitting for a Yoruba guy, only fit for being laid in the grubby oil laden floor of sylvanus' 2x2 spare parts shop at Ladipo. And before he lay his pipe into the rotten hole, be sure he is heavily induced with paraga and sure to attempt such dirty feat in the dead of the night.

To all my boyfriends and my numba wan, odaaro o, ko loun ji wa re o.

Tilapia, don't forget to take your meds most especially your hrt.

[quote author=tpia@]just seeing this.

if you have to look for the yoruba name for spinach on nl instead of asking your allegedly yoruba relatives (or they dont speak yoruba either?), thats weird, dont you think?

spinach is pretty basic everywhere, not like its some type of exotic food.[/quote]Tilapia, did you run to drink your agbo after I exposed your sickness?

You're almost making sense o. Your Sherlock Holmes detective work have almost been on point so far o.

Keep that agbo close to hand o.

Good girl.

Pukkah: Desola!

Yelz...

Pukkah: This thread shows that people have become psychologically detached and emotionally disconnected from Nigeria! The level of preparedness is something else. No one is even being nostalgic about Nigeria.

Wow!

Indeed!

Nigeria's days are numbered.

[quote author=tpia@]and see here, you're even asking the yoruba name for spinach:

https://www.nairaland.com/1045149/yoruba-name-spinach

please go and sit down.

who sent you, btw?[/quote]Delarue,

Asiri e ti tu!

You are Tpia's okoro abuna licker!

Katsumoto: Yes unity matters to me a lot to me and it is even for that reason that I am opposed to an Oduduwa country. My preference is a return to regionalism.

Even if it were to be that Odua was formed, what leverage does Akure have to be Capital? Why not Osogbo as capital? Or Abeokuta? It is too early in the day to be counting your eggs when the hen is yet to be f0rked. I don't even have an issue with Akure being the Capital but I am against folks who are ready to spoil it for others if they don't have there way.

Lastly, paternally, I am not from any state in the SW but nevertheless, I have love for all Yoruba.

You always break my heart with that statement. Must you always reiterate it?

Whether you like it or not, you are Yoruba! More Yoruba to me than kwarans.

Stop ruining my wet dreams!

[quote author=ndu_chucks]The outright dismissal of DeLaRue's idea by Mallam Negro and Kats, is enough signal to Ondo people that they must fight very hard or they will be sidelined and marginalized by Ojuyobo and co. If the SW ever becomes a single political and economic entity.

Why does the idea of a Akure capital shake you up so?[/quote]Adarugudu sile!

O soldier: stayout of this matter, are you from Igala?

Sorry sir/ma.

Ayekotoo: firstly, you need to change the title of your thread to a befitting one if at all you want a debate/ discussions otherwise many posters will keep labeling you all sorts of bad names even from your Akure people not halfcast like tomakint who enjoys this type of disunity thread.

not doing the aforementioned, I will also spoil the thread by suggesting Oshogbo in lieu of Akure.

Tomapep? Half oghin? Half Tpia(ala nut job), yes but half Akure? Tufiakwa!

That one is nna keije proper! Omo nna'

I'm about to climax!

Somebody hold me down!

See all these red blooded intelligent Yoruba boys all on one thread.

Welcome to the candy shop, girls.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Ndu atata, omo won ni Ijaw/Ondo land nikan lo ma fe o. [/quote]Were ijoba!

O soldier: Can believe we have many educated illitrate here, read your history. dont no why children shld come to comment here

Ouch!

Katsumoto: O kun rin melo lo fe fe?

Mejo pere!

It's just the way Yoruba guys write now. Una too know book. Intelligence turns me on, die! Ati grammar, fluent spoken engrish. Omg!

Ayekotoo: for spewing this trash, you must be a greedy and self centred person. why can't any ilaje's community be the capital city since it produces and exploits oil and has large gas reserve? why did you choose Akure?

Brilliant retort!

Waa sere bobo mi!

I love this thread! This is the real sovereign national conference right here!

Even the northerners whom we seldom see are all coming out of the woodworks!

Welcome guys, you should participate more frequently. Even though I don't agree with your views, I respect them more so because it makes the discussion balanced!

Midastouch1: My friend, most of what you have written is nonsense! I am from Ondo and I am yet to see any Ondo or Ekiti man/woman ever question or doubt their Yorubaness or their association with the rest of the great Yoruba race.

Your argument about equality, while being a fair point given historical events is misguided in the current scheme of affairs. You say you wanted an intellectual discussion but the title of your thread does not indicate that, neither did the contents of your OP.

South West Politics, generally has metamorphosed from the parochial politics that existed in the early-mid 20th century , our experience in the Nigerian nation has fostered unity in Yorubaland. As an Ondo man, you should know that even within the state, there is mutual suspicion between people from Ondo Town, Ile-Oluji and Idanre - such is the nature of politics but at the end of the day, we sit down together and eat Iyan together.

We have fought our corner collectively and have arguably fared better than most ethnic groups in Nigeria in terms of political unity. I am not trying to imply that we are perfect - far from it, but it is that unity of purpose that has differentiated us from the rest of Nigeria. Individualism is a philosophy unacceptable in Yorubaland.

The handwriting is on the wall, every region in Nigeria will soon start to bear their papa name either by a transparent and efficient fiscal federalism structure or most likely and more appropriate regional political structure. As a Yoruba man, I dont care if the capital is Osogbo, Abeokuta, Ogbomoso or Ifon, we have the political maturity to govern ourselves and formulate/implement policies that will benefit our citizens and law abiding immigrants. A Yoruba region or Nation will foster constructive competition and engender overall development. We dont engage in hocus pocus politics- we will discuss and thrash it out so that no set of people will arrogate political and economic power to themselves.

Lastly, to the usual suspects who come here to rejoice at divisions in Yorubaland, I will advise you to wake up and smell the coffee. Yorubaland is strong and a force that no one can wish away- not even in your dreams. A lot of you have consistently complained that you have been marginalised - can any of you give provide any statistics as to the difference between the Federal Govt allocations that has been given to your states and the rest of Nigeria since the inception of the Nigerian state and let us conduct an empirical distribution analysis. Could it be case that while your leaders have been resolutely misappropriating these funds at the expense of your development- Federal allocations to the SW has been relatively better spent to make the region a magnet for inward migration?

Dudu, see your rival o. This guy can construct! Except you increase my chop money, na Ondo I dey go so.

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]Its a waste of time feeding your mental and theoretical exercise. Ondo was not the only producer of Cocoa, Palm Oil in Yorubaland. Ondo is not the only Oil and Gas state in Yorubaland.

Ondo cannot and will not be capital of Yorubaland because Yoruba nation is a ruler-state by nature and with a seat of political power and capital. That seat had always been Oyo. In the event of returned power to West Ibadan will once again be our political capital.

If you dont like it actualize your theory and join nation with Delta, .........if you can![/quote]See my guy...

DeLaRue: So, because you live in London, you throw around put downs about reading more about why London was made the capital of the UK.

Wetin man no go read for Nairaland o!

Some of us have been to London too o and attended one of the world's top 5 Universities in the UK, and worked in one of the world's leading consulting firms in the UK for many years. I am sorry I had to mention that, but needless to say that I am not impressed by your put down.

Let us not make this personal.

Let's look at my point again. Are you not fascinated by the prospect of a Southwest region where we spread development to areas that are currently lagging. Somewhere in the thread, someone mentioned agriculture and tourism in respect of Ondo and Ekiti states. I laugh. I live here. Where is this tourism money going to suddenly come from, and will be enough to develop these states?

Do you not agree that making a place like Akure the capital will be a major catalyst for economic renewal and rejuvenation in a way that the much vaunted, illusory, and unrealistic tourist money will never achieve?

Why does Ibadan that is already doing well need to be a capital.

Even Oshogbo will make a more credible capital.

So if Ondo should go it alone? What would it trade in And who with?

Ibrahim mr fish: There are Yoruba in Benin republic also,I don't see u guys trying to take over their land.So why are you guys eyeing our land?

Your land as in Hausa land, right?

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