₦airaland Forum

untouchablebela: Are u ok? Am female so wat are u going on abt

misquote ni, sorry.

shymexx: The point is how can you be acting all stuck and annoying to us naija men and our swagger on a thousand trillion, yet you're quick to open ya legs to these other men who can't compete with us That's the tedious mathematics that we're trying to understand!!

get off that paraga abeg!

Shey because we've been massaging your egos that you get large abuna. Omo na wash!

All una get na fake swag, abeg!

Shine your eyes and leave cloud 9 ojare!

untouchablebela: oh i see now. you men are just plain jealous

sorry ojare i meant to respond to that shymexx.

shymexx: Obviously, that's my sentiment as well... I want a family that's more or less culturally Nigerian... That will help the kids to grow well without necessarily being culturally confused about which culture to align with...

So you'll have Funke in the house to bear you children and teach them the mother tongue but go out and fork the stars out of Makosi's behind abi?

So Naija women are only good for rearing children and keeping the home?

Omo men...

tomakint: Only a blind fool will not be able to see through your chameleonic nature! I thought I could give you a chance but I was wrong. Your aforementioned 'fellow bigots' got nothing in me and will forever remain so until they (including you and others) embrace the spirit of love for their tormented souls. I think I should be the happiest man on this one, just like the way your aforementioned 'cousins'(fellow bigots) are not within my radar anymore please don't u ever in any way mention my name in ur posts again, thank you in advance bigot

iya e ati ponrinpongba gbogbo awon fadaborn e ni tormented soul.

Oloriburuku raise to power infinity!

twats!

It's okay to date a spaceship behind SA women but when your own women come out vocally to declare their love for men of other nations, you go all up in arms.

So Nigerian women are not good enough for Naija men but only Naija men would do for Naija women.

Infact, na olukoso go strike all of una Naija men wey yarn that rubbish!

Glad to see that Nigerian women are not sitting down tweedling their fingers while waiting for good for nothing Naija men who would only but subjugate them.

Nonsense!

Nwa Anambra: OYO means a begger in Igbo language.

And Igbo means weed in Yoruba language so what is your stup1d point?

Jonathan look in the mirror - YOU and ONLY YOU are the EVIL force!!

Van snickers: I concur my Friend. All this while; we have been attacking Straw men: Corruption, Tribalism, these are merely shadows of the Real Problem, which is the "Get rich Quick Mentality". Every Government official was a "mere citizen" at a Point in time, these individuals were selected from the general Populace. A Dirty Jug can't produce clean Water. Most Citizens have this evil Mentality and unfortunately it's contagious.

He who fights with Monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a Monster.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Thank you!

The bad leaders we cry off were plucked from within us. Our leaders project what an average Nigerian is so until we start reorientation, the status quo would remain!

Some bloody ars.e wipe would now come and tell me that it is all western media hype.

Rossikk: Nigeria is a 'laughing stock' only in your own head and in your anus.

I deal with non-Nigerians from all over the world on a daily basis, and there is no disrespect or 'laughing stock' rubbish. It is only on NL we see all this crap being spewed. The Nigerian economy is growing at 7% per annum and drawing in investors from all over the world. The middle class is seeing its largest expansion in Nigerian history. The country is on the up by all calculations of the world's major financial institutions. YOU can see YOURSELF as a ''laughing stock''. THAT'S to do with your complex, and perhaps lack of exposure to the real world.

On a balance sheet perhaps Nigeria might be doing well but the bone of contention here isn't the economic strength of the country Nigeria but the conduct of its people not only in Nigeria but abroad. I know that you are ever too eager to divert attention to your ill performing government and try to paint it as an effective one but we know that all that is bullocks! Try and get your head of Jonathan's black arse for a second and focus on the topic of the thread. If you were not a disingenuous soul, you would attribute a portion of this ill love to the negative persception your inept president is adding to this already damaged reputation if Nigerians abroad but as the psycophant that you are, asking you to consider such would be tantamount to asking a pig to fly.

The issue here is about Nigeria negative image to the outside world as a result of Nigerians conduct. I suppose thAt - that is over and above your thin skull to comprehend.

Rossikk: It is "bitter truth" because you yourself are a dunce who belongs in the kitchen. Why not go and kill someone now and see whether it will not be reported to police, since you are in Nigeria? Ignoramus

Oh, so it's okay for you to state the truth because you are Nigerian but when it comes from a non Nigerian you go into defensive mode? Are you and sweet cheeks not saying the same thing effectively? Yes she might be expressing the truth from the point of sheer dislike for Nigerians but that does not make your truth anymore authentic than hers.

She is South African and being part if the primary recipients of nigerian fraudulent conduct in her country, she has every right to voice her opinion. If you are not happy about it, then start putting your house in order! Nigeria is already a laughing stock to the world and no amount of wool pulling would cover people's eyes to the atrocities we collectively perpetrate in other climes. Our shit is stinking for every nation to smell and unless we clean up, it would get even worse. Get all riled and decend to name calling all you want but the fact is what it is.

sweetcheecks: We report 90% of our crimes Nigeria does nit. We may have crime but we will not at any time have 60 bodiees washing off any river and not know what or who.is responsible like Nigeria. The fact remains Nigerians have no right to come and add to our crime stastics whether thru drugs infiltrating the society as well as their insane methods of making money and do not ble SAns when they hate Nigerians for what they do intheir countries.
We are good country that has a endured a lot and are willing o kill and die for what we belive in.

Very bitter truth. In as much as it gores me as a Nigerian that a SA would berate my country, you are however very justified.

vislabraye: And you see our stuupeed politicians stealing our moneys and investing in SA. They impoverish our people to enrich foreign nations who in turn do not treat them like garbage.
That's the same thing Nelson Mandela did to one of our beauty queens during Abacha's time. Nelson Mandela is xenophobic, I don't care whether he's a hero or not. That's what he is.

...but I suppose you Nigerians also make it easier for them to be.

Look inwardly, my friend. We are the architects of our own demise in the world today. The blame lies at our feets collectively!

mondi_cheeks: I get irritated when people blame their criminal behavior on their government they are people in far much more trouble economies, like Ethiopians and Somalis that walk and hitch-hike to southern Africa, but u don't find them drug and human trafficking simply because their governments haven't been able to resolve problems in these countries... Yes the government isn't doing what it's suppose to do, but I don't see how it's linked to someone becoming a robber, drug dealer or love-vendor!!!

With comments such as this, I see hope!

cold: It is the 'get rich quick' syndrome & at any cost that pushes most Nigerians to indulge in all forms of illicit businesses. Patience is not a virtue on this side of the divide. Our so called leaders & politicians loot the treasury with reckless abandon. Pastors rip their congregation blind. And the sermon 9 times out of 10 is always about money.There's really no one to look up to or emulate. So everybody just carries on doing as they please. When the head is rotten there's really not much the rest of the body can do
True story...

Brilliantly put!

Excellent!!

kritzmoritz: I think its most regretable someone will go to my blog, copy my entire article in full and post it here without giving any credits. The person even disguised some of my exact words with his/her bad english in the last line. It is important to note that all articles on: http://www.kritzmoritz. is copyrighted. It doesn't cost a lot to do the right thing. Give credit to whom its due where necessary. That is the pride of any writer.

And for those who are asking, No, I don't live in South Africa.

Classic symptom of a Nigerian. Fraud; plagiarism! You name it!

Tony Spike: South Africa, as a nation, has her own problems she is struggling with. Why should Nigerians travel over 4500kms to another man's land, only to go and mess it up? Why? Must we always spoil everywhere we visit? The same scenario plays out in Holland, USA, UK, Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore e.t.c. Could it be that we are resistant to civil laws or what?

As much as I condemn the actions of our people in SA, I believe there are a number of skilled Nigerian hands there. Unfortunately, the number of Nigerians in professions such as academia, medicine and other highly-skilled areas are very low compared to the 'street-wise' Nigerians. I think the onus is on the South African government to flush out the Nigerian liabilities in the system by deporting them back home. This is the only way sanity can return to areas like Hilbrow (Jozi), Point road (Durban), Sunny-side (Pretoria) and Sea point (Cape Town). Enough said!!!

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Your head is there!!

Rossikk: Worthless article. If you travel abroad to sell drugs, it is Nigerian govt's fault. If you travel to do fraud, it is Nigerian govt's fault. If you travel to do prostitution, it is Nigerian govt's fault. If you travel abroad and keep your environment there dirty, it is Nigerian govt's fault. Tell me something. Does there come a time when these "perfect, innocent Nigerian citizens" actually take responsibility for their own actions?

Your head is there!

As much as I detest your support for PDP and the current government, I couldn't help but come out and show my total endorsement of this post.

An unequivocal and emphatic YES!!

Ilaje Omuro: I continue to wonder why the non-Yoruba, especially the Igbo on this forum are particularly excited at the prospect of Lagos being bombed! This is really disturbing as we all know that a bomb detonated in Lagos will not discriminate among ethnic groups nor spare one and leave the other. It makes me feel that there is actually a grand design somewhere to break this country, and that the BH are just playing a script carefully written by someone somewhere. Could it be that somebody somewhere is not comfortable with the peace and economic prosperity in the South-west? Or could this be an attempt to forcefully enlist Yoruba land into a violent conflict they refused to be dragged into some forty-three years ago. But let it be known to whoever that care to listen that the "land of the slaves" which have since been the Goshen of Nigeria shall be jealously guarded. This is not an empty threat!

Let's face it, every region in Nigeria knows that the future or demise of this country lies in the hands of the west. We are the glue that keeps this country together and if we are dissatisfied and want out, only us can bring the nation to its knees. We have been the calming force and rational mind of this nation and devoid of us, there is no unity; no progress.

Jonathan have tried to instigate the ibos to an uprising but he now sees that the tiger that woke up in the okoro man in the civil war has been laid to rest. No amount of bombs in the North is going to make these people stand to defend themselves. His last hope is the west and the only way to do it is to put our backs up against the wall. If Yoruba is clever like I think it is, it would look beyond the propaganda that boko haram is the North and look at jonathan and his ambitious neighbours squarely in the face and call a spade a spade. The north have the most to lose if it chooses to leave. The north sees that Jonathan is spurring them for a fight but they are clever to play it cool by not responding to his lies that the north is trying to destabilise his government. They want to patiently wait for their turn in 2015 (of course jonathan have now taught them that once you get power, you must never let it go).

It is inevitable that Nigeria is unsustainable and patch as we may, it would still crumble but Jonathan using the west to do his dirty work would not work. He has his militants and the ladies bag carrying massob so he can go to work if he's brave enough. Any attempt to bring the west into this nonsense would see his swamp levelled and his kinfolk wiped out of the history of not only Nigeria but mankind in general.

A word is enough for the wise but we know that Jonathan is a f00l!

Dudu_Negro: bokoharam is not interested in hitting lagos. SE/SS are interested in hitting Lagos.

Your head dey dia bad bad!

Don't you think Jonathan is working in concert with the okoro people to form southern Nigeria, by all means necessary?

Well, I think so. You see, Jonathan is aware that the only two regions who can hold Nigeria together are the West and the North. He has tried to use Boko Haram to destabilize the North and to make the west hate the North but it is now clear to him that we are not buying into it, rather, our relationship with the North seems to be getting stronger. He is now at his tethers and is going for the bullseye. He wants to go for the jugular and bomb Lagos in hope that it would instigate the westerners to rise against the north and that is how the cookie crumbles. Once the cookie crumbles, he would declare Southern Nigeria and make no mistake about it - he needs Lagos for its seaport so he would force the west into the union. That would obviously spell doom for the west as the enemies from the east would be working in concert with the ss to subjugate the west.

In my opinion, the west needs to strengthen it's alliiance with the North so that even when Nigeria breaks, we would not be fighting the southern evils alone.

The west needs to wake up and start preparing as the writing is on the wall that these atrocities that wwould be coming upon us are going to be perpetrated by the ambitious ijaws and the ibos. It is no mistake that the bayelsa government was housing the boko boys in Lagos o.

Rather than pointing our guns at the hausas, we should be pointing them at the SS and ibos in our midst.

olori oko abi olori oko?

which ones?

berem: So na Yoruba people get Kogi state? I thought Kogi state was in North Central? besides that particular community does not speak Yoruba abi? So how is it Yoruba oyel? someone should please prove me right.

E no marra na we get the oyel!

mummy wa, story lo ba de o

Buhari la ma dibo fun!

Afam4eva: The tribalism on here has gone beyond just topics that are direct attraction for ethnic bigots. I can tell you that a thread that reads "Oyo increases rice production" or "Anambra roads are in bad shape" or even "Ten ways to brush your teeth" can be turned into ethnic threads. The tribalists on here are professionals and can turn any innocent thread into a feast of bigots. Though i believe taking your advice can help in minimizing it. I'll relate this to the "oga at the top".

see this one sef dey tok.

who be chief tribalist if not you.

it is awa oyel now.

Na Yoruba get the oyel!

yeske!

ayox2003: ^ is this Desola Fisher, London?


Frawzey

Desola Fisher bi ti bo? I resembu that ugly baboon for bayelsa for your face?

Abeg shine your eyes o..

Truckpusher: Angry girl .....what happened again?......is this abt that your mad boy friend?

Asiere!

redsun: Na wa for you o.Wetin dey pain yoy sef?Abi you don reach menopause without pikin?

That is if we assume you are a woman.

olosi, i resembu your mama? Na your wife go don reach menopause without piki, eleriibu omo.

seanet01: Heard that he arrived this world on his heads. Brain damaged from birth.

oti o, he must have come out with legs first because all normal humans come out with their heads first but on the other hand, he may not have been caught by a nurse when he was delivered and his coconut head might have just hit the ground.

Hehehe...oam4j, you are in trouble o!

Awa Oodua tokan-tokan ti disown e!

berem: ki ni ti e ni oro ti mo nso? bo si egbe kan ! mtscheeew! "runs to bed "

ngba ti iwo na n flex bi eni wipe o ni muscle nko?

Shanko rashidi na n'sako.

Billyonaire: Great to know people are getting banned for their s.tupity. Keep it up good MOD.

if people are getting banned for stupid1ty; it makes one wonder why you're still around.