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what is that wicked oritsejafor doing next to my governor?

bloody corrupt pastor!

Baby mama: I can see someone is hungry and running low on sugar
Oya sister Desola here get yours Nne

asinwin omo'joba.

Alawoku omo.

modaforkers!

I lay all the blame on Adekunle for not killing all the moving and and the crawling.

He would have saved us the headache of having these swine in the midst of the living.

Baby mama: They wanted to have Igbos here insult Wole Soyinka but it fell flat
I respect Wole
Igbos do
He is a fine man and like I describe him,the sexiest senior citizen alive
These nincompoops cannot use him to score cheap points
He will fight for justice for an Ijaw man in the creeks
A man that was thrown into solitary confinement for speaking out against Gowon,how can any Igbo man hate him?

The words st.upid, ignorant, delusional, demented, hypocrite do not do you justice. You are everything bad and a kind of animal specie which should only be used in a cuss to denigrate another down trodden, low life slowpoke such as yourself.

On this same thread, you have castigated the Yorubas and called them all names that can only be put in print by lucifer's right hand man, which you are. You have said that you would vehemently object to your child bringing home a Yoruba man as a husband yet, in the same devilish vein, you are hailing Soyinka as a fine man, the sexiest senior citizen none of your kinfolk would ever be able to measure up to. I suppose Soyinka isn't really a Yoruba man, is he? He must have fallen from heaven since as alluded to you, nothing good can come out of the Yorubas.

Clearly, one of the psychiatric hospitals is missing their most dangerous patient.

You are not just a few sandwiches short of a picnic, you are totally and utterly deranged.

Baby mama: I will not engage you desola
Don't be disappointed o

I'm glad that you know better not to.

kettykin: Emeka Anyaoku should have known better to have abstained from this , why are they seeking an igbo man to partake in this worthy venture when Gowon is Alive.

I thought personally igbos were ingrates that bite the hands that accomodates them and also trying to claim lagos as their own.

Did i just hear someone wisper Hypocrisy !!!!

yes, on the part of your brother that took part. Indeed you heard right!

Baby mama: Can't you see from where this thread degenerated?
Why are u cautioning me not yours?
Biko allow me to comot what I got and tell it like it is
Your folks have a wicked,hateful spirit in them
Upon all the mega pastors you produce and export,your hearts are as dark as coal

It degenerated the very moment you perched on it.

you are the cook that spoilt the broth!

Baby mama:
It is good that they are showing forth themselves with the wicked envious spirit
The rest of nigerians know the cancer in the society as well written by Lamido Sanusi
They will not go beyond tribe and hatred.
Once ii is not about Yoruba affairs forget it,they will fight you in the flesh and in the spirit

Even amongst their own people can they co exist
If they are not trying to finish their grandchildren diabolically,it will be their step mother and next door neighbor calling them in the mirror
People wey dey use juju brush teeth for morrrrring
Very wicked beings
If they can eliminate family members in a flash,what can they not do to their perceived enemies?
See as Chinuas successes are about to send them to an early grave and these are young ones o
Imagine how their elders must feel
Tufia


Their hearts are darker than the 3 day old amala they eat for lunch

you're getting closer to that heart attack.

The vultures are waiting...

your death certificate has been prepared...

there's only one thing missing...

your corpse!

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it is interesting that a thread that had to do with an award by Achebe got sidetracked by the usual Yoruba agbero rascally gang of Nairaland who not only tried to rubbish his award ( like they could ever) but started a comparison of Achebe with Soyinka which was not the subject of the thread

You Ms Desola,stood and watched from the side lines and when eventually you mustered up courage to speak at the 9th page the above was what you wrote

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Really? For someone who posits to have a grasp on comprehension, you are deficient in reading, as if that were not the case, your 50-50 vision would not have missed my contributions to this thread from the first page.

You might be surprised to know that sitting aimlessly watching people with low self worth from a particular ethnic stock, bragging over a mere short list of a bigoted and highly overrated writer isn't my favourite past time. More so when the short list was only by the seventh rated on-line newspaper in the country it is published and worst of all, in their Sunday publication. I'm sorry that I didn't meet your standard of being so easily moved or impressed by something I consider only to be fish and chips wrapper worthy.

You had nothing to say about Achebes achievement but to continue from where your males stopped
I don't remember seeing your posts,I don't know you here but I can bet my right butt cheek you are aYoruba lady
yOur tribe is the only one that will do what you are now doing.
Predictable.
As constant as the northern star

contrary to your personal belief, I did have something to say and if you were not a patient worthy of an eyesight treatment, you would have seen 'that something' I had to say from the onset of this thread.

Furthermore, I am not from a tribe but a part of a well respected ethnic group called Yoruba. I know that you and your kinfolks are known to exist only in formation of tribes and clans but Yorubas are well above that. I think its rather derogatory to call a large ethnic group a mere tribe.

Lastly, I also do not believe that our paths have crossed until now but judging by your spastic retorts on this thread; your vain attempts at scouring the internet to find any scrap of publication that could lend credence to your twisted reasoning about the Yorubas and your vain struggles to add coronation flowers to your at best, mediocre writer in the name of Achebe and of course your ever so glaring display of inferiority complex, I could easily put you down to being an ibo. But nah...i'll be wrong, woulnd't I? Because you're much better than that, aren't you?

Let me indulge you and address it all the same

First of all what you wrote and quoted was the opinion of the Guardian UK newspaper not the Man Booker
So your deception does not fly
Secondly,the sentence included the word allegedly,you may want to find out what it means when the word allegedly is included in a sentence
Statements of fact are not allegations

With reference to my reply to your conjecture in which you were quick to choose a publication which suited your course of wanting to 'chest beast' over the purported man booker award and to which you didn't supply a link and only conveniently quoted the part which championed your argument, I was happy to provide a link. A link to help put things in perspective as one time too many, I have come across excerpts from your kinsmen which was riddled with alterations that injected words that could not be credited to the original source or had words omitted from the original source. You lot are fond of twisting facts!

As you know, man booker did not as a body come out to give a reason for their decision(or at least, I didn't find one) but there are quotes from the judges which gave interpretations to the reasons behind their decision. The particular article which I excerpted from guardian goes thus:

By honouring Achebe they have redressed what is seen in Africa - and beyond - as the acute injustice that he has never received the Nobel prize

,This statement is a statement of fact as believed to be, by the writer. The second part of the statement goes thus:

allegedly because he has spent his life struggling to break the grip of western stereotypes of Africa

now, this is the allegation part of the writer's statement and it was said to reinforce his own fact.

I posted a quote of the writer's statement of fact and unlike you, I provided a link for any discerning mind to go, read and make their minds up. You being the ibo that you are and with your cunny ways about you, chose to leave out the link.

As you would see from the start of this thread, this was the aim of your kinfolk who posted the view of a biased ibo writer and I took it upon myself to find the main source and as it would appear, this was only but a newspaper shortlist. Nothing grand, really. It was all huff and puff and the wolf didn't blow the house away.

Baby mama: You still dey here
Ngwa another award coming your way
Nobody is omparing Achebe to Soyinka.I love Soyinka,I love his work
But your hatred of Igbos will not allow you appreciate Achebe that is the difference between me and you so since Achebe makes you uncomfortable,let me add to your discomfort


Oya collect another one and add to your misery

This is from 2007,the same artist without relevance

Wasn't he handed this award as a palliative for not winning the nobel prize? http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2007/jun/13/chinuaachebe

By honouring Achebe they have redressed what is seen in Africa - and beyond - as the acute injustice that he has never received the Nobel prize, allegedly because he has spent his life struggling to break the grip of western stereotypes of Africa.

Malawian: maybe they meant we should watch out for the shi.t and amala to come out of ibadan next year. what exactly did the paper say about Ibadan? btw, i right clicked on amala to correct it and even the internet does not have a definition of the shi.t . una belle dey try o.

The circus is closed for today; come back tomorrow.

Should you be enquiring about vacancies, i'll like to take this opportunity to inform you that all positions for annoying animals are now filled.

Your brothers all beat you to the punch.

Try the next circus.

Thank you!

GARRI (x7):
Thanks.

Besides, how can a man who served as a roving ambassador for the doomed Biafran government say the truth without bias??

That is the point of the writer, exactly!

Dede1: It is laughable to read junks from revisionists who had desperately attempted to circumvent the true or accurate account of Oduduwa and Ife as given by Oba of Benin and historians of Edo ancestry. It is a known fact that Oyo-ile was situated in a place 30 miles north of Ilorin before the eviction. Some of us know how to perform simple addition. I urge the revisionists to allow us a moment of social decorum on this forum by applying breaks on telling makeshift stories of wrestling matches known as kiriji wars.

It must be noted these wrestling matches over tubers of yam or cassava and deceitfully tagged as Kiriji wars came after the infamous eviction from a place currently in Niger State. It is safe to conclude the story of Oduduwa and Ife by Oba of Benin and Edo historians seemed to be more correct than the cock and bull fairy tales about the wrestling matches aka Kiriji.

and how does the alleged contortion of facts concern you or anyone of your ethnicity?

Weren't you supposed to concern yourself with all things biafrog alone?

I really do not understand your pain in this matter at all.

Perhaps you are trying to compensate for your own lack of history?

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/reviews/ios-books-of-the-year-2012-biography-and-memoir-8420174.html

In an era in which memoirs seem mostly to be written by young celebrities with nothing to say, how refreshing that this year's best examples are genuinely long-awaited life stories from those who know life, and a story, when they see it. There Was a Country: A Personal History of Biafra by Chinua Achebe (Allen Lane, £20) really is the book that we've been waiting for since 1967, and the start of the Biafran War. It is the first non-fiction account of that period from the author of the novel Things Fall Apart, and as such takes a measured, long view of a confusing and ultimately pretty futile conflict. Achebe, who acted during the war as a roving ambassador for the doomed Biafran government, unpicks a sorry history. Of modern Nigeria, he concludes: "Mediocrity destroys the fabric of a country as surely as a war."

There were no accolades to Achebe here, rather a confirmation that the Biafran effort was a doomed one from the onset and one which could have been avoided.

Katsumoto: No. Oyo didn't really have a powerful army at that time.

Ibadan was fighting on several fronts:
Egba and Ijebu on one front
Ilorin/Ekiti/Ife at Offa
Ekiti/Ijesha/Ife at Kiriji

Modakeke were with Ibadan at Kiriji

Egba had another front with Dahomey and it also had its eyes on Lagos.

Lagos people were partying with Brits on the Island.

Jaye-jaye lawa...

Eko for show!

Eko wenjele!

Eko aromi sa legbe, legbe.

Dudu_Negro: thank you OAM.

I dont blame all the people according Alaafin the preeminence seat on the race.....I only wish Eko had participated in the Kiriji war, descendants of sword wielding warlords would not today have mouth to argue about Oyo vs Ife. We would have canonballed all of you to surrender and youd paying homeage to Iga Idungaran today. Nonsense!

hehehee...

ogogoro is bad for you o, my luv.

Ooni is a shrine keeper, an ordinary ABORE, if Olugbon, Aresa and Olukoyi of today who are the direct decendants and Oyomesi of yester years are not challenging the autority of alaafin who the hell is ooni. I honestly think that the spirit of afonja has possesed the ooni, the yorubas needs to shut this man up before he begins to adress himself as dan maraya kano, this man knows next to nothing about himself.

co-signed!

aribisala0: Ports are used for imports and exports too. If you develop your industries you will still need ports to export them ,No
The development of this port is a Lagos State Government initiative with a long history ; it was conceived during Tinubu's government. In fact but for the determination of Lagos it will not happen because Obasanjo did everything to frustrate it. Obasanjo was quite happy for Dangote to buy part of the port at Tin Can but refused to allow Lagos state to start its own port.Even now they are insisting on equity without contributing a kobo. Almost all the money is coming from a private investor. There is nothing stopping Cross River State from doing it. The question is ; Why is no private investor interested in doing this outside Lagos. There are a few viable stretches on the Bonny River and in Akwa Ibom which are technically more viable than Calabar which,lets face it,is inland. The trouble with the other two is they would require roads to link them to the South East ;the only viable justification in that part of the country. Who will build those roads.Certainly not a PDP government ??

why do you think Obasanjo is adamant in truncating the growth in the western region?

I am very curious about this and would like someone with some insight to shed more light.

Can you give it a stab, Aribisala?

Biafra rep: what a laughable gribberish from a nutcase. From the nonsense you wrote, i have come to know your type, you are no different from the majority of Yoruba girls, acclaimed world-wide for their dirtiness. Poverty has ravaged you to the point that you have become subhuman. No enlightened and well fed person would call another animal, but i'm not surprised, your hunger induced bitterness has reduced you to this pathetic state. Lol, between Igbos and Yorubas, who are closer to Apes? A child would answer that without difficulty. Yorubas are dirty, ugly and fettish and you are no exception. Go take your bath and wash your undies, you smell like a carcass!

mii o ti e ri eleyi tele.

Were eleyi ti'woja o.

O ti bugije totally!!

berem!:
he has been too dumb and cluelessfor my liking.hope he becomes smarter next year.

sacrilege!!!

An ibo person speaking against goofluck jonasatan after giving him 100% of their votes?

Off with her head!!

demmy: You're still midnight, let me not wake you. Ciao!!!

That one?

She is so dim!

dayokanu: You wan sacrifice tomakint aka Andre uweh to his Idemili gods?

The thing is but a mere corpse, anyway. It should be done away with and who better to have it than its own god.

ngozievergreen: hahahahahahahahaha

do that roar again!

That is a special one. You are growing into a lioness now.

Little Nala has grown into a lioness.

What pride, what joy!

The animal kingdom shall throw a feast!

Bring tomakint's head for sacrifice!

We shall mark this day.

tomakint: Desola,Desola, Desola howmany times did I call you (3 times) this is no longer getting funny, you are fast becoming a luna... (e nu mi ago) se won ti mo n le sa!

chop banana...

you smell like a good meat for Sango sacrifice.

tomakint: Desola, ni suru o, joo so funmi ta lo so e di bayi, e niyen o se daa o! Keep trolling as usual, you are the reason other tribes belittle the Yorubas, you are not making any sense with that, you can do better than that!

so, you're that next animal. I knew you were not a bastard. A gorilla's cub must answer to its father's name.

Welcome.

So, how can I help you?

You want biscuit bone?

Chinedu baboon, chinedu baboon come and give your cousin biscuit bone o.

wait, your broda is coming.

if you animals continue to act as you do back in your jungle in okoroland, i'll put red marks on you and throw you in the chicken cage where you will be duly purchased in place of xmas chicken.

Arrant nonsense!

Zookeeper! Zookeeper!!!

Come and put leashes and nozzles on these animals, they are going wild!!

tomakint: se o mo tele ni

ayilala lo ma feje ponrinpongba fagaborn e we!

ngozievergreen: Wait oo, werent u d one dt askd me to beg my ppl to develp ur place. See, u dnt mean any sarcasm, u were dead serious. Wat is sarcastic abt ekiti being a village, of course it. Plus,i would av said u were a disgrace to Yoruba womanhood but i realised d whole women dere r a disgrace to us, yes, dey r d dirtiest women in naija upon all d water bodies dere. Dey r also nt ladylike, always calling ppl names wen dey are defeated n u are nt an exception. See as u av exchanged words wt almost everybdy here.
Contrary to wat ur type thinks, d northern rule is d problem of igbos in d nation nt u yorubas. U ppl claimed to b d first educ.ppl,yet d uneducated hausas foold awolowo during d war n all of u followed suit. D igbos n foreigners developd lagos,n u ppl r dirty. wt exactly do u use ur education to do?

sorry, did you say something?

unfortunately for you, I don't understand animal language, so get one of your brothers to speak to the zoo keeper who should in turn interpret it to primate language.

Muhahahaha...okoro girl feeling funky.

E be like say you no wan know your place again.

Arrant nonsense!

Next animal, please!

I love it!!!

The circus is in full swing!

All the animals are out to display their best acts and I must say, the okrika part of the circus is leading here.

Someone bring me some bananas, I must reward this exceptional performance!