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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 12:01pm On Oct 09, 2019
38. We shall also sustain our efforts in managing personnel costs. Accordingly, I have directed the stoppage of the salary of any Federal Government staff that is not captured on the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System (IPPIS) platform by the end of October 2019. All agencies must obtain the necessary approvals before embarking on any fresh recruitment and any contraventions of these directives shall attract severe sanctions.

With this said, I think if nothing is done by the end of this month, that means bye-bye to the recruitment for now.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Will You Accept To Marry This Man? (photo) by Desric(m): 9:45pm On Sep 02, 2019
Girls can form, sleep on mat and come out to claim I can't sleep on a foam that's on bare floor.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Will You Accept To Marry This Man? (photo) by Desric(m): 9:26pm On Sep 02, 2019
With what I'm reading here, it means all these women saying no, laye laye, have already conceded their eternal status as LIABILITIES. So the women themselves can are also without a tangible life to impact on their partners other than to come and become pests. NB:Do not believe everything you read or see on social media, some do worst shot in real life but post the opposite on social media. They only let you see what they want you to see and not the real deal is.

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Romance / Re: HAHAHAHA. Why Are Men Like This? +18 [Picture] by Desric(m): 5:30pm On Aug 13, 2019
The person I who did the second graphic is very creative, I love his sense of creativity. thumbs �
Phones / Re: Who Else Fall For The Airtel 200mb Scam Today? by Desric(m): 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2019
It's not a scam at all, I got same message xday but couldn't find it, but this morning, I saw the 200mb full, and I've exhausted it already because mine was meant to expire by tomorrow. Thank you AirtelNg but your bonus these days is diminishing on personal second intervals. Pls what is going on.
Phones / Re: Airtel Compensates Customers With 200mb After Downtime by Desric(m): 5:23pm On Aug 12, 2019
Got same message but it's not working.

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Travel / Re: Flood Washes Away Bridge In Imo, FUTO Students, Road Users Stranded (Photos) by Desric(m): 6:21am On Aug 10, 2019
And the lifespan of these projects was built exactly to start collapsing immediately Rochas leaves office?
Celebrities / Re: MC Galaxy Advises Single Men: Make Money Before Getting Married by Desric(m): 8:16pm On Aug 06, 2019
MC Galaxy, no man enjoys to see people around him suffer not to talk of his wife and children, instead of your advice, I think you should be canvasing for good governance and buoyant economy that will insure that Nigerian citizens don't suffer unnecessarily.

The major reason for your kind of mentality is because in Nigeria, to have a good three meals a day is a luxury, a country with the most brilliant, hardworking and smart people in the world but not conducive environment or support for them to thrive thereby breeding all of forms mediocre theories like this your own.

I pray for Nigeria to get well, I hate the mentality we are breeding these days about money. in case you don't know, a lot of families today are being run and sponsored by women and in most cases unless you're told, you won't know. "SAY YOUT HUSTLE PAY, NO MEAN SAY OTHERS LAZY"
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Former INEC Chairman, Jega Joins PRP by Desric(m): 7:46pm On Aug 02, 2019
This will be called Professors in politics.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Responds To Backlash From Unclad Photo With More Unclad Photo by Desric(m): 3:06pm On Aug 02, 2019
Civilization will not only mean that ladies can rock their trousers without humiliation, or their bum shorts, we are gradually realising that there's not private in any part of the human body after all. Besides, I think it's because of the way this thing is being packaged that's why it's usually a big whenever our eyes sees some part another person's unclothedness, if everybody will start doing like Toyin, you'll see that nobody will have time for your nude when it's open.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Responds To Backlash From Unclad Photo With More Unclad Photo by Desric(m): 11:18am On Aug 02, 2019
Her life, her business
Romance / Re: Woman Set To Wed Man Whose Facebook Messages She Ignored For 2 Years (Photos) by Desric(m): 10:53am On Aug 02, 2019
calculator123:

His stupid persistence put us in this wahala that we are now. Somethings are not meant to be.
Call it whatever you want, that obviously won't remove the fact that he kept the faith in what he wants and his convictions and today he's doing a second term as the elected President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Romance / Re: Woman Set To Wed Man Whose Facebook Messages She Ignored For 2 Years (Photos) by Desric(m): 8:01am On Aug 02, 2019
Amakavula:
We all know what Happened. Besides look at the man, he can't even look at the camera right, the uneducated Igbo man( obviously someone with self esteem issues) He is someone who can't grow but rather stay infatuated for years, poor fella.
International slay queen, how's it your business, leave them to live their local life while you live your exquisite international life. Amibo.
Romance / Re: Woman Set To Wed Man Whose Facebook Messages She Ignored For 2 Years (Photos) by Desric(m): 7:58am On Aug 02, 2019
Donaldsureodds:
Check out
We've seen it, so how may we help you?
Romance / Re: Woman Set To Wed Man Whose Facebook Messages She Ignored For 2 Years (Photos) by Desric(m): 7:50am On Aug 02, 2019
Wetin concern una? simple congratulations to them una no fit tell them, una don bad mouth the poor lady and her man marriage already.

May be your assertions might be correct but at least the guy knows what he wants and he waited for it and the lady too might have also realized the need to give the Bobo a chance and today they both have a love story to tell. Our President had to wait for more than 12years of consistent trying to win what he wanted.
Congratulations to you guys and HML in advance.

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Celebrates His 43rd Birthday With Love Up Photo With Wife by Desric(m): 12:09pm On Aug 01, 2019
majamajic:

Pls remember me that his beautiful Igbo name, Pascal Ojigwe
Karibe
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Celebrates His 43rd Birthday With Love Up Photo With Wife by Desric(m): 7:56am On Aug 01, 2019
majamajic:
year dey run ooo

pls where's Pascal Ojigwe

I started playing midfield watching Pascal , too bad he didn't make it in football
He's doing very great and you won't believe how young he still looks.
Religion / Re: Bishop Abioye: Any Man Who Doesn't Show Commitment Financially Not Safe To Marry by Desric(m): 6:13pm On Jun 21, 2019
No wonder we are were we are, when people said girl child education is a waste, some people will come and cry blue. invariably, what the clergy man is saying in simple term is that women are just like goats that a man will just acquire and keep it indoors to be feeding the goat who has nothing else to offer the owner other than reproducing, I use goats because cats and dogs are active and has some needs to meet.

Mr Clergy, for your information, women are becoming General Overseers like your papa, Presidents of Nations, captains of industries, Prime Ministers, heads of parliaments, heads of judiciary, Ambassadors, High Commissioners. to mention a few. Women are humans just like the men with unlimited potentials, and they ain't in any competition with their male folks, unless you're preaching to the women from disadvantaged hones, but before you do that, remember that there are also men from disadvantaged homes as well who need all the help too even though it's no longer news how many millionaire or even billionaire men today that can not write about their success stories without the women in their lives who gave them a ladder to climb on in their times of struggle and confusion trying to figure out what to do with their lives.
Finally, Stop preaching nonsense Mr Preacher and turning the society into some sort of mentally derailed environment.
Family / Re: Court Dissolves ‘lazy’ Man’s Four-year Marriage by Desric(m): 4:01pm On Jun 19, 2019
People talk bullshit here always to the extent one wonders how old they are. "If you can't hustle here in Nigeria, you can't hustle abroad", who told you that? people make 3rd class and passes in school here only to go abroad and become the best in their classes, how many persons have being labeled dull and lazy brains only to travel out and become mega successful. The people talking here sound like some miserable fellows who will always want to drag everybody who does not live like them as " never do wells". Tomorrow now, when the same "househusband" becomes successful, same woman will not allow the airwaves to have peace with stories of "he abandoned his child". Rudeboy.....Reason with me, Davido....Fia

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Accuses Halima Abubakar Of Sleeping With Her Friend’s Husband by Desric(m): 2:14pm On Jun 13, 2019
That's just the only thing you hear from these irresponsible ladies, sleep here, sleep there. Is this just what Nollywood is all about?

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Celebrities / Re: E-Money Flaunts His Luxurious Cars (Photos) by Desric(m): 4:38pm On Jun 11, 2019
The vehicles always without number plates. hmmm
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili: "Citizens Of Nigeria Are Not Ready For Good Governance" by Desric(m): 1:19pm On Jun 08, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
Do majority of the regions that play a key role in deciding eho leads us due to their huge numbers value good leadership!!
They dont even know what good leadership is like...
In their tiny minds the nomadic lifestyle they live with no exposure to standards of a good life is enough for them!
And what has happened in states without "nomadic lifestyles", have they fair any better?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 5:47pm On Jun 03, 2019
Gec8:


After he once gave January as deadline and the lies caught up with him, now for clout he is giving them June as deadline when he fully well knows it’s game over. I’d reiterate that these ones will be here till December 2019 waiting and asking about a second batch.
"I'm in chains, you're in chains too, I'm a prisoner, you're a prisoner too, don't you think so Mr Jailer?" "I'll reiterate" that if there's anyone being fooled here by Marvel, it's you and your likes, because if I know what you know as you claim, I'd have long left the thread and never look back.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 4:35pm On May 31, 2019
ademmy102:


There is no crime in saying the truth instead of you to tell them to move on now you are postponing it till June when you yourself know that there is no second batch. My fellow guys don't let anyone cajole you because nothing will happen in the month of June. Be expecting a replacement late this year but note that it won't be an open application.
You're beginning to sound like a broken record already dear.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 8:20pm On May 11, 2019
sewhrdor:

MR MAVEL WHERE ARE YOU
WE ARE ALL EARS
It's not as if she doesn't concur, just that she's not a fan of the "predictions"

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 6:18pm On May 07, 2019
Marvel68:
Some special candidates were contacted a week before the 2019 budget was passed. They were called to replace those that failed to report.
Thx so much Marvel, so what's up the second batch, any info so far so good?
Career / Re: How To Calculate Your New Salary Based On New National Minimum Wage: Photo by Desric(m): 12:04pm On Apr 23, 2019
roman1755:
@107, you are right. I am an auditor in a federal college of education in the South West a. D I happen to have the salary scale from NISWC. The last minimum wage that took effect from 23rd March 2011 has an increment of around 900+naira only. The effect on people already earning above 30k will not be more than one thousand naira
Bros pls I'd like us to talk if you don't mind, send me a mail on ihemdyke@gmail.com, or you can let me know how to contact you thx.
Career / Re: How To Calculate Your New Salary Based On New National Minimum Wage: Photo by Desric(m): 11:47am On Apr 23, 2019
Bismark Rewane wey chair di Technical Advisory Committee wey advise Nigeria federal goment how dem go take pay di new minimum wage, say wetin dem review na minimum, no be total wage.
Wetin dat one mean be say dia focus na on di smallest salary wey employers suppose pay dia workers.
"Dat one mean say no be evribodi go dey affected. Those wey dey earn pass 30k already go get flat increase," im tok.
"For 2011, everi civil servant wey dey earn above 18k get nine hundred naira increase and youth corpers get 10 percent of di minimum wage wey carri dia allowee go N19,800."
Wen our tori pesin ask am wetin di flat addition be dis time for di 2019 minimum wage review, im no gree tok.
"If to say we take pyramid approach, di cost for too high. Wetin we do na to take one shot for those wey dey above 30k. Those wey dey below 30k we bring dem come 30k. State and federal goment get dia own difference wey dem go torchlight," im add.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47981577

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Career / Re: How To Calculate Your New Salary Based On New National Minimum Wage: Photo by Desric(m): 11:44am On Apr 23, 2019
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47981577,

Bismark Rewane wey chair di Technical Advisory Committee wey advise Nigeria federal goment how dem go take pay di new minimum wage, say wetin dem review na minimum, no be total wage.
Wetin dat one mean be say dia focus na on di smallest salary wey employers suppose pay dia workers.
"Dat one mean say no be evribodi go dey affected. Those wey dey earn pass 30k already go get flat increase," im tok.
"For 2011, everi civil servant wey dey earn above 18k get nine hundred naira increase and youth corpers get 10 percent of di minimum wage wey carri dia allowee go N19,800."
Wen our tori pesin ask am wetin di flat addition be dis time for di 2019 minimum wage review, im no gree tok.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 11:21am On Mar 29, 2019
Marvel68:


The 2018 appropriation bill was passed by NASS on May 16, 2018 & signed into law by PMB on June 20th, 2018 & the APLs was officially dispatched in the second week of July, 2018.

The personnel cost increased by 18.8% in the 2019 DPR budget. A clear indication that the DPR made provision for the second batch.

The DPR will call the rest at their own discretion. They may decide to call after the 2019 budget is passed & signed into law or before then.

They don’t need to inform the Senate committee about the second batch. The master list will be presented to them for review.
You are always very coherent and in control of vital information you share here. I give it to you Marvel, you're the man and I believe your information as appropriate. Thx man for always coming around when necessary clarifications are needed most.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 9:22pm On Mar 28, 2019
Sholly24:


That must have been a slip of tongue or d media made d mistake. He wanted to say Nov 2016. Aptitude test in July 2017, approximately 6 months from advert and then interview Dec 2017, approximately 1 year from advert. Dis add up to what he said. But y claim over 500 recruited already when you ve not called up everybody and closed d portal and by extension end d recruitment. There are a lot 'abracadabra' in dis recruitment process
Thanks very much Sholly24. We still wish for the best last last.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Desric(m): 8:32pm On Mar 28, 2019
“Advertisements came out in November 2018, although there were things that needed to be sorted out and that made the process to last for six months and over 700, 000 people applied."

Pls can someone clarify this for me

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