₦airaland Forum

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming

aaaaahhhhh, date KE? u must be kiddin, in port-harcourt its big business for the ladies o, they even refer to the white dates as ''ANGOLO'' because THEY PAY WEL WEL while black dates are called ''SAKROKRO'' because U'LL NEED A PLIER TO CRANK THAT HAND OPEN . Thats why virtually all the clubs n dancing restaurant in ph are owned by ladies, courtesy ''angolo'' but militant don come put plenti sand for their garri lately, as white people no dey show face again execpt for all this die die indians, jackals n hyenas wey no dey move market at all

You're ugly but you intrigue me


Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you,

what a man can DO a woman can do it BETTER , lets not belabor the obvious and move on for crying out fuckin loud to somthing else, ok

what a man can DO a woman can do it BETTER , lets not belabor the obvious and move on for crying out fuckin loud to somthing else, ok

r u blind?, do u need a soothsayer to tell you that you need to get your sorry ass out of that, i don't what to call it, mayb childs play definately not relationship

@sea godess,
opinion overruled

@aqva
motion seconded

kini big deal

@poster, u're suppose to visit the health section to see if they can help you with a cure to your disease, MADNESS

dumb thread

OutlukBabe:
There is this adage that women like talking about most times: the way to a man heart is his stomarch. And most of our Nigerian ladies take this very serious and perharps I believe u might have bn into it too. How do u expect the man to remain the same when u are over feeding him. You don't have to talk to him directly, but you have to change his habits, eating, sleeping and excercise. U don't have to tell him, it is ur duty to make him the way u want. U treat him like a baby. If he comes home with bad body ordour just drag him to bathroom and give him a nice warm sure with mind blowing blowjobs. U change his diet give him more vegetables. don't allow him to eat too much meat and beans (most Nigerian men believe to enjoy is to eat meat). U encourage him to start doing excercise by u also doing it together with him.

ah, ujujaon your mother taught you well, jeez which man will ever reisist a bath like that, makes me wanna have body odour too

shit, i'm out of here, dis room if fucking hot

@poster, you should be glad and greatful that nature has decided to pardon you, by allowing the break-up come natural, otherwise you would have suffered the consequence of allowing yourself to be be-littled by this good for nothing kind of boys, who know little or nothing about what relationship is all about. Only God knows who he will be introducing his next girlfriend as, maybe his dog

who cares

eehhhh, we don die, even for dis corner again

esosa4real:
From the CD posters, u should see its aout already, came out 10 of dec, would be out officially in naija by Jnauary according to 2face, but hey as ma colleagues ve said, here is not a da music section.

er
where did you get this kind of information from, dec 10 ko, jan 15 ni @poster o jare, the album was out since last year, just go under ojuelegba bridge, you fit get the soft the soft copy there, ask those boys wey dey carry radio and battery waka

which kind rough play be dis na, wey i don dey find way tay tay to get back at celtel, wel na their luck sha. i go still catch them. @poster, notin do you

;d

Exhaust PIPE smoke up jare, notin do you

mr lecturer, you no fit talk again ode, yet another silly thread

this is some serious sshhit , this aint love, this is sucidal thought. aaaaaahhhh, mo gbe!!!! This guy must be a calabar guy, they so much believe in their stamina for long distant sex, ''coughs'' well catapillar don jam this one, na im bodi go tell am.

this is some serious sshhit , this aint love, this is sucidal thought. aaaaaahhhh, mo gbe!!!! This guy must be a calabar guy, they so much believe in their stamina for long distant sex, ''coughs'' well catapillar don jam this one, na im bodi go tell am.

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "Fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional box, they keep talking about having ''Fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your own wife fell three times this week" on hearing this, they mayor collapsed abruptly

After i was sexually abused by my anut, (she disvirgined me) and it felt really good i must admit, i became so obsessed about sex that my dad had to send me to all BOYS boarding school, but it became worst.

On our inter-house sport days, i and my friend would chat up a girl and lure her to the domitory and we would all take turns on her .

We would climb into ceiling, walk on the wooded part till we get to the our female teacher rest room for a peep, one day we actually fell from the ceiling because my friend stepped on the board and we came crashing down on our chemistry teacher, she was from india, we were giving a V portion of grass to cut, which never ended

One day, in ma SS1, myself and one other boy went visiting to a girls boarding school and decided use the bush track beinde their domitory on our way out at about 6.30, but we were stopped by some group of big girls, 8 in no, they told us that the exit here has been blocked but opted to show us another route, but rather, they took us to their refetory, over-powered us, and threathen that they will call the security and the whole school if we don't co-oporate and raped us mercilessly until i passed out, they later mixed garri with lots of milk and pour it into my mouth just to resuscitate me, they didn't release us until the wee hours of the following day phew, since that episode, the obsession died a natural death, believe me.

In the boarding house, When you have a visit, and you are brought some home food, or any kind of food at all, boyz don't wait to be invited, they just pounce on you and your food, so when i don't feel like sharing mine, i just wait till they are all over me, then i'll spit all manner of saliva into the food and mix it they'll beat the hell out of me, but will leave the food for me eventually.

its goes on and on, its never un-ending ciao