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Phones / Re: How To Backup Your Android Apps As Apk Using Es File Explorer by Detonatorrex(m): 12:56pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
go backup all the way! |
Politics / Re: What's The Power Supply Situation In Your Area Since The Handover Of PHCN? by Detonatorrex(m): 10:20am On Oct 17, 2013 |
no difference |
Car Talk / Re: Warning To All Nairalanders: Old Licence And Plates Are Now Expired In Nigeria. by Detonatorrex(m): 6:26pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
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Car Talk / Re: Warning To All Nairalanders: Old Licence And Plates Are Now Expired In Nigeria. by Detonatorrex(m): 6:25pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
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Religion / Re: Have You Or Has Someone Close To You Received Any Miracle Before? by Detonatorrex(m): 11:22am On Aug 22, 2013 |
OP, that you woke up this morning is a miracle on its own 1 Like |
Religion / Re: A Prayer For Seun Osewa by Detonatorrex(m): 11:00am On Aug 22, 2013 |
Seun: Atheists can pray if they feel like doing so. To a certain extent, prayer makes people feel better about whatever they are praying about. Atheists are not necessarily immune to this cathartic effect; they just happen to realize that no one up there is really listening to anyone's prayers. so who do you pray to? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Crazy Things Girls Do by Detonatorrex(m): 2:49pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
hilarious |
Jokes Etc / Re: Write This Exam If You Think You Are Brilliant by Detonatorrex(m): 2:43pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
F9 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Detonatorrex(m): 2:36pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Again by Detonatorrex(m): 2:30pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Stats Today. by Detonatorrex(m): 2:29pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
mah laugh? |
Religion / Re: What Do I Need To Be Saved? by Detonatorrex(m): 1:01pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. |
Jokes Etc / Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by Detonatorrex(m): 11:44am On Aug 07, 2013 |
Mathematical postulation!!!!!! Equation 1 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys Equation 2 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys To Conclude: From Equation 1 and Equation 2 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! ;DMathematical postulation!!!!!! Equation 1 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys Equation 2 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys To Conclude: From Equation 1 and Equation 2 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! |
Food / Re: The Essence Of Leaving Food Served Knowing You Have None At Home? by Detonatorrex(m): 2:29pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Politics / Re: Nigeria 14th Least Peaceful Country by Detonatorrex(m): 11:31am On Jun 16, 2013 |
It's gon be over pretty soon |
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Posing For Ovation Magazine Shoot. by Detonatorrex(m): 7:33pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
where the person? |
Celebrities / Re: Crystabel Ekeh Posing For A Shoot by Detonatorrex(m): 5:20pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
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Celebrities / Re: Crystabel Ekeh Posing For A Shoot by Detonatorrex(m): 5:18pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
Crime / Re: Buka Owner Confesses To Using Diabolical Means For Business Growth by Detonatorrex(m): 5:10pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
Mr Aboki: [b]Lol!!lmaooo @ red stew |
Nairaland / General / Brain Teaser For Intelligent Minds (picture) by Detonatorrex(m): 2:37pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
strictly for intelligent minds
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Nairaland / General / Re: Time For Fun, Name Your Best Mod And Demand A Thing by Detonatorrex(m): 1:20pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
Idleness at it's peak! |
Religion / Re: Did Jesuschrist Speak In Tongues? by Detonatorrex(m): 4:52pm On Jun 06, 2013 |
Ukeachu1: he did speak in tonguesspeaking in tongues is an evidence of the holy spirit(the comforter) which Jesus himself promised would come after he had gone and which was made manifest on the day of pentecost(after Jesus had gone). So how did he speak in tongues? |
Romance / Re: A Difficult Question Meant For Matured People by Detonatorrex(m): 9:12am On Jun 05, 2013 |
sexymoma: is either the wife or the gardner.read again. You made your guess based on nollywood movies |
Romance / Re: A Difficult Question Meant For Matured People by Detonatorrex(m): 9:20pm On Jun 04, 2013 |
do schools open on sunday? 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Release 'Sheba' With Solid Star by Detonatorrex(m): 7:53pm On Jun 03, 2013 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Wetin You Go Do Am? by Detonatorrex(m): 7:29pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Sanboy25: buyles: I go takare of my self 1st for all d oil way i don drink den..... Honestly i no kno wetin i go do d gateman, cos no be em faultlol..true anyway |
Jokes Etc / Re: Wetin You Go Do Am? by Detonatorrex(m): 5:49pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Sanboy25:na wetin you go tell the gateman? |
Jokes Etc / Wetin You Go Do Am? by Detonatorrex(m): 5:35pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
Dem say Boko don poison BEANS and I don buy half bag keep for house. So, from the one wen I cook, I give my DOG (bingo) make e first taste am, 45minutes later bingo still dey waka, den I eat ma own. After I eat finish, my gateman run come tell me say bingo don die , I run quick quick enta house dey turn 4litres of palm oil for belle, as I come out my gateman come dey tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me.. If na you, weytin you go do the gateman? |
Religion / Re: Fact About Death by Detonatorrex(m): 12:43pm On May 24, 2013 |
so in other words, all those that see revelations of people in heaven and earth are liars? |
Phones / Re: Cat B15 Android Smartphone By Caterpillar by Detonatorrex(m): 8:39pm On May 23, 2013 |
if dem stone u dis one, ur career don end b dat o |
Religion / Re: Fact About Death by Detonatorrex(m): 8:05pm On May 23, 2013 |
mcfynest:on the cross, Jesus told the thief on his right that he will meet him in paradise that day...any explanation? |
Religion / Re: Fact About Death by Detonatorrex(m): 4:47pm On May 23, 2013 |
mcfynest:the rich man died and went to hell..what makes that figurative? Cos its a parable? 1 Like |
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