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Prymestrr:
Imagine this disgrace of a male. Get lost fool. Hope you have your adult diapers on.

aint no cheap gay like you

ednut1:
Gay mofo name the actress na

but ur gay too na abi bisex

silverdam:
https://mobile.twitter.com/TosinSilverDam/status/1187693918114197504

you lost weight. are you still a virgin or you did the did and caught the gay bug? be safe

Thielngr:
My wife is frustrating my life I don't just know what to do.. I feel like killing myself just to end this marriage, staying with her is like living with Satan...

Everyday trouble for 10yrs now..I am tired...she has refused to work or do anything, she doesn't respect or regard me, she goes out and comes back at will without telling me where and why

She is always insulting me while looking for a fight with either bottle, hammer or the kitchen knife of which I have endured all these years because of our children, her pastor told me 8yrs ago that she will change but she is becoming more aggressive which has prompted me to cry out.

What should I do? I need urgent advice

take her to psychiatric hospital.

Pascopele:
yes, i dey lag, where for lag u dey?

run away from him. he go burst your yansh

Prymestrr:
Murafuker furck off already... Want a fagggot use a furcking mirror fool. You come here talking shit to anyone like you got clout. Punk ass bitch!

look at this Americana wannabe. step up, you are low. faggotic brain

Prymestrr:
who is this Agama lizard ranting from his closet Get the furck out of here please. Pray for yourself first before you can pray for another human being. Better desist from such abomination is you partake of it.
Imagine having to leave the warm glory-hole of a woman just so you can dig a fellow man's ass *spits* Even nature arbors it.

shut up fagggot in denial

Prymestrr:
Insecurity kill you there!!!
No masculine personality dresses that gayishly provocating...and leg chain on top of that Dude is a sissy and he's subtly letting the world know... Are you gay too

you are the only gay here.. insecured in your own sexuallitu. seeing him confident hurts you inner lies. i pray for you. forming straight yet you are gay!!!! i will open your secrets if you try me

Kittex7:
Lala you are promoting gays here
How man go use leg chain in the name of Fashion
Lala we no patronize you again ooo

you saw him and thought about gau. thats because you are gay and got aroused. come out of the closet, you are the gay here. uncivilized stone age gay man lile you

Prymestrr:
wtf is this gay nigga on boxer shorts

you must be gay too to know he's gay. come out of the closet already

abdulazeez1002:
Kogi state is for Bello

your life will be as Bello made Kogi state. Say amen or run mad

stay away from girls

Paccus:
Thanks a lot, reading you and Bossman comments just put smile on my face, i asked based on your last comment, making good wage from what you love is very important considering the cost of Education in USA... Personally i can never do Nursing, But seems everyone was just saying go into Nursing if you immigrate, it was getting me confused because i want to continue in my Engineering field but people just discourage me that since my First degree is in Nigeria it will affect me even if i get my Masters in the US but i am willing to take that risk now.. I will also start to put small eyes in IT from now on and maybe get 1 or 2 certifications as a second choice here in Nigeria first(Bossman which certifications/software do you suggest, i don't know anything about IT oo, Engineers na AutoCAD, Solidworks, ANSYS, PDMS etc we sabi oo, lol) for when i eventually move

I know people that did nursing just to migrate. when they got there, they saved and switched back to their 1st love.

A305:
I saw that too but, That don't work compared to a women body shaking orgasm because if it does, trust me, protrate milking will be the new b low job for men.

Sex is a scam.

How can a man even pay pro stitude to satisfy her and not himself? Doesn't make sense.

guys don't do PM cos they think it's gay. I've done it with my gf and trust me, it was like volcanic eruption, she was jealous I came harder than her. I kinda get ur point though

A305:
See eeehh, I'm devaiting from the topic since I don't know who Khafy is, Only Khaffy I know is that one that dances. Anyways, Have just been thinking about something lately and have come to a logical conclusion that, 90.5% of male never experiece orgasm. They just c um and that's it. I also realized, the inability for male not experiencing orgasm like female is the same reason we always want sex with random women often subconciously in search for orgasm but at the end, we only c um while the woman really experience the kneel jerking and body shaking orgasm.

The male anatomy isn't fair to us male and am pained.

Anyways, welcome to my unfinished Ted talk. (To be continued)

do prostate milking and get orgasms that will paralyse you for days

i don't know him

Boscojugunu:
My wife wants to move to Canada. She is RN . Please can she migrate with such qualification.

In addition to what Vickheyi said, your wife needs BNsc for Canada. Better to focus on UK. it's easier and cheaper.

amp01:
I'm Esan, this guy matter tire me.
No matter what, find out about the tradition list, and give what belong to them to them, don't play with tradition, is powerful.
Your own to going to marry a wife, but her own, she is to be given out, at least,all the uncles are not BAD.

why so many witches and wizards in your place. im sure you are a wizard

Slimmy0:
No uncle or Auntie?, you re not even from Esan but you want to give out your sister according to Uromi's tradion.

Hhhmmmmm.... What is this world turning into?

shut up. witches and wizards

perryy:
. As an Esan man, if u don't meet family members now, in the future u and your sister MUST surely look for them. Don't argue, just mark my words. Esan no be Yoruba oooo. I told my ex wife about Esan tradition but she waved it off and went into adultery, but at the end , she knew what she saw.

shut up!! stupid wizard

Ladycewhy:
North

I will refrain myself not to cry more than the bereaved. The northerners on this forum will avoid this thread like a plague ,if you talk too much now they will say its blasphemy. Make una kwontinu .One thing is sure nothing will take me and any member of my family to the north,lol

there are alot of minority groups in the North, theyvare not Hausa and they are suffering. The Hausa Fulani are the minority yet they have imposed themselves on the majority of small tribes in the North

BanevsJoker:
Only if you are Yoruba. The rules of English Language do not apply to them because of their H-Factor.

nothing like h Factor. grow brain

Sleekbaby:
Stargurl20 The teacher is correct. It doesn't matter if the word starts with consonant, aw u pronounce from d start matters too. So the answer is AN!

I know that there are exceptions to the rule but is H silent in "happy" does it sound like a vowel when pronounced? I know that "an" can be used for "hour" because it sounds like our when pronounce and even in heir but h in happy sounds like h which is consonant. Please throw more light because I'm here to learn. Thank you.

you have been on Nairaland for 6years and still don't know how to quote? what's wrong with you?

ackim:
"At 14, I needed to get some money, because it was difficult at that age. With my first kid, I said that I had to do everything to become a footballer."

Wesley's dad passed away when he was just nine years old. "When my father died, it was difficult because my mum was alone with me and my brothers but she worked and now today I do everything for her.

"When I finish training I call my mum because she is everything. My mum did everything to help me play so everyday when I come home I call her." It's not just his mother and brothers who he has supporting Villa from back home in the south-east of Brazil.

"I had my first child when I was 14 years old, it was difficult because it was during this time that I started to try and play football professionally. I had to work in the day and then go to training in the evening."


Playing football and being a father proved a tough balancing act but he began to take the sport more seriously when baby number two came along. "I was 14 when I had my first kid and 16 when I had my second. When I had my children I told myself I had to do everything to be a football player."

It was a lot of pressure for Wesley to deal with, the Premier League must seem like a breeze, "When I play I have to think about my family, my kids, my mum, everybody."

The clock was ticking then. Make it as a professional footballer or get a job in order to support his new family. Wesley made the journey to Spain for six months but despite training and learning from Diego Costa, his trial didn't work out at Atletico Madrid.

Shorter spells in France went the same way and he soon found himself back in Brazil working in a factory, "I had to do something," he says. "I had to get money for my kids. I would go to a team and every team said no. I went to six teams before going to Slovakia.

"When I went to the sixth team I thought I didn't want to play football anymore. I thought it was finished for me. Then I got a chance."

The opportunity came when he was 19 in a small town called Trencin in Slovakia, quite the contrast to what he was used to. "The first few weeks there were difficult. It was very very cold. The first three months I think it was snowing all the time."

He gestures towards his toes. "I came from Brazil and I couldn't feel my feet so it was difficult to play football." Temperatures barely climbed above freezing in Trencin but that was where Wesley's career began to take an upward trajectory.


He converted from a midfielder to a striker. "When you play midfield you have to think fast and then I moved to play as a striker and kept thinking fast." A forward as sizeable as Wesley was a tricky proposition for defenders and a transfer to Club Brugge in Belgium quickly followed.

Nineteen league goals across two seasons saw Villa pay out a club-record fee for Wesley following their promotion to the Premier League, so does the 22-year-old think about what might have been? "I am very happy playing in the Premier League in the biggest competition in the world.

"Every day I think about the past, you know, what I was thinking when teams were saying no to me so I'm very happy now that I have this job."

Wesley's rise from struggling to make ends meet in Brazil to early success in England becomes even more remarkable when you consider that he has a condition he can do nothing about.

His right leg is almost three centimetres shorter than his left. "I don't know what I can say", he chuckles. "I have my legs like this you know and I don't have any pain or anything like that. I hope to continue like this."

Wesley's head coach at Aston Villa Dean Smith does his due diligence before signing any player. He goes to meet them and looks for one particular first impression. "Can they hold a conversation with me?" Smith says.


https://www.reportminds.com/2019/10/aston-villa-striker-wesley-i-had-my.html

did you use Google Translate? you could have edited the post. it was a terrible one. stupid blogger

Ayoleeboy007:
I will only agree if it's a Nigerian school

suffer no dey taya u? Yoruba people and sadism. I be Yoruba too

that means I can buy stuffs from 1688 for personal use instead of from jumia?