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This is just story. I made tiger nut and dates for the first time, put it in the fridge. On the second day, I brought it out and found out it has soured.

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shoyemiayodeji:
I should have told them that in a formal setting like that, It's inappropriate for me to do such a thing..

Thanks bro I appreciate

shoyemiayodeji:
To know if i know my right from left or take things hook line and sinker.

So bro, what would have been the correct thing to do.

What a shame

amani63:
Stupidity is disturbing Nigerian at highest level

Tell me which country that behave like Nigeria or it citizens.

America,China,England,Japan and many are busy improving on their technology while Nigerian cannot manufacture simple bicycle.

Shame on una amani63 said shameee on una

Syria is far better than Nigeria

Why are Nigerian behaving like idiots and animals

From what you have written, I've just found out that you're stupid, an idiot and an animal. Because you're a Nigerian.

This moved me to tears

Na we send you?

stagger:
Have you thought of applying for study leave? Like 5 years with pay? Try it. Then come back and work on getting commissioned though if you are a southerner in this dispensation, it will be very hard indeed.
By then, you would have passed the 10 year mark. If they don't commission you, drop the uniform. At least you will be collecting pension. Then you can pursue your dream or start a security company. There are many short courses in South Africa run by Israelis that teach security skills and other stuff used by ex combatants.

Blackwater in the US was setup by an ex marine. Personnel have all had some military experience. They provide security for embassies and logistics for refugee food and stuff, all paid for in millions of dollars.

See your time in the army as a time to pick up skills that may not benefit you india mike mike in terms of money or promotion, but will feed u later. Skills in weapons and tactics, recce, surveillance, tracking, int, etc.

Do a lot of research. You will have a reason to live and you will not mind the present stress. It is a means to an end.

Thank me later.

Don't you know he's a RECRUIT and will not learn all those things.
Only the big boys in NDA have such opportunity.

Emmysteve:
Almost a similar experience with me right now. In fact mine is worst. If you were in my shoes you probably wouldn't be living by now.

Does it mean you can be dead?

Damfostopper:
Hmmmmmm life anagaga.... the same army I want to join via dssc

Oga run for your life o.

Damfostopper:
Hmmmmmm life anagaga.... the same army I want to join via dssc

Oga run for your life o.

FarahAideed:
Hey bighead is actually a mating move , it means he wants to knack her and he just might

That is if he hasn't.

Lautechgossip:
My first day in the biology laboratory was a dreadful one. During a briefing session a day before we were to have practical during my 100level, We had been told that it is a customary to always put on the ‘laboratory coat’ each and every time we have practicals, hence whosoever without the laboratory coat will be punished.

I’d no money as at that time to buy laboratory coat, and the first practical came just too soon. I couldn’t borrow as my only friend in the school then was Asiwaju Olalekan Godson Ayodeji. Anyway, I knew breaking the rule of not putting a ‘laboratory coat’ was a bad idea but I was young and wrong to take that risk.

I had no choice than to enter into the laboratory room to get engaged with my fellow departmental mates.

Not quite long after I entered the lab, one of the biology lecturer who handled biology practical came around. He spotted few of us without the ‘laboratory coat’ and decided to play a fast track on us, he wanted to get hold of us. I was fortunate to be sitting near the entrance door, so I got away.

He was able to lay hands on few guys unaware but everyone of us that escaped went into his black book. He called our class rep then, and collected our matric numbers. Printed them and pasted them in his office. It was printed boldly.

That was how myself and other guys that ran away failed Both the practical and the actual Biology course that year.

Personally, I sat for the same courses for good 6years; making it 6 different times entirely.

On my third year of rewriting, I summoned courage to visit him in his office. I went to see him to plead with him, he didn’t know me, he only knew of my matric number. So I’d to take the bull by the horn to explain what had happened. He laughed wickedly and angrily sent me away, I returned the next day. He told me, if I return again then it would be very bad and I won’t like it. I left him for a week. I consulted my advisor, Dr. Mrs Adigun. I explained everything to her… She told me, I should give him time, and to return to him after sometime. That he may consider my ‘show of repentance’. So I didn’t return for like a month.

Then one day, I was returning from a friend’s place Osisami Babalola Enitan on Friday after I had gone to play chess, I saw him also returning from the mosque. We both met along the school former fine-art department, just by the way that leads to Alata eatery, Under G.

I quickly used the opportunity of meeting him just coming from the mosque to plead yet again. He treated me like ‘shit’

He still went on to fail me even in my 400level. On my final year, I went to him, then I was married. I took my pregnant wife to plead with him. He walked us out and told us never to come again. He promised to report to the school security. So we left.

He failed me for 5 years consecutively. It was hard for me.

I wept for days.

I told my parents, and few friends.. It prevented me from going for NYSC with my class 13′ set.

Then I turned to God. Yes, I was guilty and I deserved punishment but that was too much. I prayed ‘no be small’. So many different phases of life, most times it is always our fault that we find ourselves in difficult situations but immediately we get to seek God for help, he surely always provide us a solution to all of our problems. I seek God’s face and he never fails.

That biology course was taken away from him and was given to someone else, it was given to another Dr. I can never forget him.

I registered as a spill-over student, and sat for it, I borrowed 4 other courses to boost my CGPA, I collected my result and my biology 101, 102,104 and 106 were all A(s).

That was how I got cleared.

Moving forward, During my service year, after I redeployed from Abia state to Oyo, I was posted to the West Africa examination council. (Waec) Ijokodo, Ibadan. Great place with wonderful people. On my great work ethics, being dutiful and so diligent during my service year, I was given the green card and permitted at all time to work during their examination and marking exercise each and every time I so wish. Oluwafemi Martins my great boss, one of the great people I had worked with.

Coincidentally, I was officially sent to Ogbomoso marking venue as an assistant subject examination officer to partner my Waec daddy

I was handling Biology and chemistry subjects.

For the ones who don’t understand the whole drama during the Waec marking exercise.

We give out the examination scripts to qualified teachers or graduates with the certification in their specified subjects for marking and recording during a stipulated period of 21/23

So that day in April, there was a long queue of Examiners waiting to submit their CV. Then this Dr. lecturer that failed me for 5years was on the queue too, I’d spotted him.

My wonderful Waec daddy was beside me, he asked while I was smiling, I simply told him that something funny will soon happen, and when it was this Dr’s turn, He greeted and called me “sir” (bending his head). I quickly stood up to greet him too. But I was so surprised, he didn’t recognize my face. Apparently, he would never have thought and believe and to be possible for the young man in front of him to be me.

So I pretended as if I had nothing in mind too, I was going through his CV when he started pleading that he really needed my help concerning this marking stuff, he told me he came along with his daughter who is a gate crasher ( these are people who are new to the marking system) and his wife who also had marked for a long time but needed to mark too.

He told me Ladoke Akintola university of technology had been on strike for over a year and nothing seemed fine, no salary. No money and nothing at all. I should help him. At that point I told him to call his wife and daughter. He did. I then asked him; “Sir, Is it truly that you do not recognize my face?”

He said, “ehn! It’s like this face is familiar o but you know there are many people like that I can’t remember. I can’t really remember where and when I had seen your face”. I told him to try, that I will only help him if he can remember where we had met and when..

He didn’t remember so I helped him out with my surname, I told him. “This is Akeju, the guy you failed for consecutive 5 years. The guy that brought his pregnant wife to beg you but still, you sent us away”.

At that point, he was dumbfounded. He left without saying a word. His wife and daughter were confused and everyone on the queue too. His wife asked what the matter was, I told her to go and ask her husband.

Shortly, His wife and daughter returned. He had explained everything, they knelt down and asked for forgiveness. I smiled and asked them to tell him to come back. He had gone home. In the evening he did returned.

He asked for forgiveness, and I did forgave him. More than he had asked for, I granted him all of his requests. We were not permitted to give more than a packet packed of scripts but I gave him more than one. Just for him to make more money. He wept uncontrollably.

Matthew 5:44 “But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you”.

I only know of the way of doing good even unto them that do me evil.

Till I left ogbomoso, he was always calling because I had put enough food on his table and not only him, but also for his family during that difficult period they were going through.

It’s left to him, if he will change or not.

Our tomorrow isn’t promised.

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One of the most beautiful verses in the scripture says that "... all things work together for our good...". My life has been hinged on that verse. And it is true that although he failed you 5times, it worked together for your good.
It is obvious, You may have been the only Bible he will ever read.
Congratulations for showing him love.

Kraspo:
I remember when I visited the home of one of the richest girls in my class back in University. That was the first day I tasted Pizza. Her dad was very calm towards me because the girl had told him how I usually helped her with her academic tasks. The plump cheerful man shook my hand, gave me 20k and collected my phone number. Me that my parents struggle to send 5k as pocket money. That was the day I realized that some people can never suffer in this life.

This life is very hard if you are born into a poor family.

Howfar the girl na, una still dey talk?

They will not allow you to have a boyfriend, later they will want your husband to fall from heaven.

There are jobs in this country, well paying jobs.
Those who think there are no jobs in this Nigeria, that is your palava, please don't poison other people's mind.

And please, if you think there's no job, don't send your own kids to school...

If you have a phone with good battery and good subscription this traffic jam should not be a problem.

Congrats to her, she has become the object of a national talk.

deebsman1:
Actually something is really needed to be done on that death route called Tin Can/Apapa road. It's only those that have traveled the road that will be able to attest.

PS: reading through many comments on this thread, I think I can comfortably come to the conclusion that the problem of Nigeria is the people, not the govt, not anything else but the people

The people is the government.

FluidQueen:
bloggers and their unflinching thirst for traffic!

It's better than money ritual.

Biety:
you must be a seer or the

herbalist that performed the

money ritual for him.


People like you believe no one can be wealthy without cutting corners. Backward mentality.

That is the problem we're having in this country. Backward Mentality.

delishpot:
They panic in the face of death and drag you down to use you as a floater or buoy. They just trash around grabbing at anything to keep them from sinking. If you can get them to calm down it wouldnt be difficult.

Thanks bro

I love this country.

A soldier beaten up by a civilian without stress...Ayam not understanding this army person.

IsYou:
Kai,i hate swimming with passion and it's very difficult to save someone that is drowning.


RIP.

Actually I've heard this statement before.
But why is it difficult to save a drowning person.

;DHow does this affect the price of garri in the market.

moscobabs:
Hunnm... Depend on the type of girl she is o

If I know she's a potential olosho I will tell him.

Before I got married I dated a lady who happened to be from my village, when this lady discoverd I can't marry her she seduced my friend who's is in another city though we all met via fb group. This my friend sex her the first day they met which was the samething she did when we met (once she wants u she always want sex on a first date) .This my friend didn't know we are dating but he told me everything about their relationship which the lady didn't tell me and she's having sex with me too.
Another friend of ours met her via the same fb group invited her and sex her too the guy told me then I told him I and other guy don chop her.

I declared for her that we can't marry cos I have someone else I'm dating before her.. She agred and disclosed to me that she's even dating my friend in other city since she knew I can't Marry her (don't forget 3 of us are still sleeping with her o but the second guy didn't know but me and the third guy knew)

On my wedding day the guy she's planing to get married to is my best man while the third guy is one of my groomsmen, a day before my wedding which was the bacheve the guy disclosed to us that he would marry her (she's in the bacheve with us) it looks like propose but he didn't give her ring.

I have no choice than to call this guy that his gf has been fucking around with us because the guy doesn't deserve such a slut. If he eventually marry the girl she will continue having sex with us.

So if u truly love your friend and u discovered that his/her future spouse is unrepentant adulterer nothing bad if you tell him/her the truth

This one come be like season film

Thegamingorca:
Is she married?

Who is she to be a judge?
There is no such thing as witchcraft.

You see your life?

Wait o.. this girl never get breast o.

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