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jay bee: you wan kill am

You are mean


He should start with satsumas

Hahaha
Na the help be that?

xynerise: . Do you have any alternative for him? He should try water melon

Xyne, Skydeep don go guest mode dey watch you. Behave naw!

xynerise: You mean the hole big pass your weapon?

Yeye
The weapon big pass the hole.
Anyways, i go comot as una no wan help a beginner

xynerise: Form a hole with your fingers. The thumb and the first finger

The thing big pass am

vizkiz: all diz cuz of free P u s s y!!!! U quys r fallinq my hand biq tym

Have you found any?

jay bee: Okayyyyyy the one with the min resistance is the wrong hole

No go lost oh

You fit create a third hole sef

Third hole ke? I'm still learning na. . .easy bro BJ, oops JB.
As a beginner, who you wan give me make i sample?

Caracta: Woooah!

Jaybee, why this one open mouth?

jay bee: hheheheheheheh

I for help you but he don tey wey i been calculate radius

Ok why don't you try this

do mini mini mani mo and any hole wey your thing enter is the right hole

LOL
Are you sure it's gonna work?

@2sexy, i replied your PM but it bounced back. . .don't know why though.

jay bee: come back here jare

My ashewo peeps don dey show

Nah, virgins don't live here.
I'l be back after i've finished taken my lecture on how to locate the hole

Oops! Wrong thread

Newkidoo: No love lost No love found!!!
Love sucks.. well am not ready to love any gal now maybe later later!!

Permit my words. I don't think love sucks. You probably met the wrong lady or you were the wrong guy for her. Love is beautiful and the right lady could be around if you allow your heart to heal from any ugly experience. Lets celebrate love. . .try contesting. . .you just might connect to the good feeling again

Layiwoo: seems dere is gonna be lots of fun in here.....*grabs zobo*

No doubt! Get a popcorn too

Loretta, Happy Married Life! God bless your home. Celebrate!

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Alright people, it’s about that time of the year when legs spread for roses and gift cards, when pregnancies are manufactured and young fathers showing themselves in abundance. It’s about that when a girl accepts your proposal quickly without thinking if her heart is for you, as long as there is a gift basket containing all the "mede-medes" she can eat and take home. Yeah, it’s almost that day when guys “borrow-pose” just to impress their new catch, but right here in the romance section, we aint doing any of that, Nah!

All these is about to change as we bring to you something totally different. Something exciting and No gift basket is involved, no opening of legs and most of all, LOVE is the Captain of this boat. . .yeah, that’s right! It’s the season! Right here, we’re about to have real fun in defining the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. Your minds will be put to use, your emotions tested and your charms gambled with. Get ready for. . . .

A COMPETITION!!!

You read that right, yes, a Competition!

A different one, far different from any you’ve seen or experienced. How do you achieve that?

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS
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You have to make an entry, an entry in either of the categories that will be stated below. If you are weak in one, the other could be your greatest strength. All you need do is contest for any. . .

Category 1. Write an authentic love story. A true story and a real one. Not copied, one that can be verified. And guess what? It should take place with Valentine's Day as the setting, yeah, write it with Valentine’s Day in mind.

Category 2. Pour your heart out! You know what they say about poems. Paint a picture with words which cannot be muttered. Yes, capture the soul, heart and emotions of that person you've always stalked. Express the beauty of love to the fullness. Write us a poem.

Category 3. A Picture for two. Not just any picture but a REAL picture. Love, Nature, Emotions and Passion should be captured... You know how it is, love don’t lie!

If you can't write a story, a poem works and if you can't, technology has provided you with a camera. Do the do and get the deed done. It’s our Valentine’s Day Special!

Lastly, you aint only having the fun or celebration Feb 14th in this special way, you’re also gonna have a huge smile pasted on your beautiful face by the organizers of this competition. Yeah, HUGE PRIZES! But remember, "it wasn't all about za money, it was about za lion (witch - madagascar 4).

Seat tight, get your cameras, go down memory lanes and dig into that hidden part of your soul, make everything count... Express the beauty of love in any of the 3 categories above!!! It’s gonna be soul-touching, mind-blowing and not of all, It’s the Valentine’s Day Special . . . that’s how it is people. So, LOG ON!


Romantic Concept By: Jaybee

Romantic Content By: Foxy_Flow & D-Explorer

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lertee: Yimu

That's scary!
Kiss me or you've a nightmare waiting tonight

Happy New Year People! About 4hours to go i guess. Celebrate People!

lertee: It's new year..no free kisses..

Your kiss could stop my catarrh now, pls., go ahead

lertee: Maria dear,i wish you a very happy birthday,may your days be long and may God grant all tour heart desires. I wanted to be the first to wish you a happy birthday but i traveled. I believe it isn't late sis. Do have a prosperous new year.

When will you kiss me like that? Huh?

Happy Birthday Kay, more of God's blessings on you.

NEPHEMY: pls i nid 2 knw dis

You can't know until he tells you. But looking at the circumstances around your relationship, you got a 25% chances.

What a campaign! LOL. Go get yourself busy.

[quote author=2s£xy]D-explorer, please what is the situation of things with the lady? I wish I could get a chance to speak with her.

Bro, we need to work together to take her away from the edge.[/quote]Oh, just seeing this. Best believe the wedding was today. I was on phone with her early this morning for almost 2hrs asking for the venue, at least to be sure she was convinced enough to withdraw the supposed contract, afterwhich i came online to read anymore comment i could refer her to. In short, i was there, it held in festac, she told me not to meet the dude on the issue. I had to respect that though i wished i could. . .even later. I saw him. . .i think the lady isn't Nigerian, i meant the new one. . .the accent and some other features i saw. . .somewhat like a U.K takeaway. Anyways, thumbs up to you guys, she's healing! No lies, i was moved to tears and that's because from her words, she still loves this same guy. . .oh goodness, i couldn't believe that! If i'm permitted i will forward her email to you. Thanks for the time, you all saved a life! Some comments here coupled with some life experiences really helped, she made reference to that.

Also, thanks to Mukina

@2sexy, further questions would be answered but i'd prefer via PM. Just seeing your comment got over 100 likes. . .how did you do that? My thread just made you a celebrity. Ogbeni, when you go pay royalty na? Hahaha! Anyways bro, thanks for asking I'm relieved.

qtx: @OP, are you following these replies?

Yeah, she was here an hour ago.

skydeep: The question is not a general question. Obviously, it is for those that have been in numerous relationship(More than one). I am talking about the working class men and women who are married or yet to get married.

Many break-ups/divorce was as a result of the nature of the man or woman's work. Many women are career women and they love their jobs more than their family.

Have you experienced this before? To avoid further break-up,

Lets talk!

At bolded, i think that's wrong.

You see, any responsible career wo(man) would strike a balance. These things are easy with good understanding.

In an about-to relationship, the job details should be clearly communicated. With that done, there would be less expectations with defined alternatives.

In marriage, as long as her husband supports the job, let her make the meal available even if he would have to warm it later. . .and also, no excuse in bed! A man can manage if those two are good.

If the job turns the rela. into a LDR, there are ways to beat it also. . .communication and intimate communication. . .those two will hold it until he/she is back.

It's a silly idea to make job dealings as a major excuse for break up IF THE RELATIONSHIP WAS STABLE all along.

Simple! Let her tell her boyfriend's dad that the username that insulted him sometime ago on the politics section was hers. . .that's a faster way to keep her mouth shut.

********************** The INBOX *********************

I'm sorry to bother you but this will be long. This is the past 5 years of my life i'm trying so hard not to remember. I'm not new to life experiences, i've heard and seen a lot of relationship troubles.

I've counselled many ladies like me but why i fell for this still remains a misery. Please don't blame me, i'm in pain already. I've asked myself so many questions i still can't answer, i've tried to forgive and move on but i couldn't.

If for just once, i've decided to listen to my dark side. Pls, don't bother how suspicious this account may look, it's the same account i used in finding out the whole truth from the unlucky lady.

I met this guy august 2008 at the wedding of my boss and after about 6 months of trying to be difficult, i decided to date him. Before then, I've had my share of men's headache and loving him at first wasn't so easy for me that i'd to ignore him for that long. heaven knows how much i loved him. It was all over him that he loved me too, we just couldn't hide it.

We both enjoy the moments and i gave my all to keep us together. I lost my decisions to him, i tried not to wrong him, he was my total desire for a man, and how would i want to lose him? Our first year took a lot out of me. I could remember how badly i missed him when his company sent him to Kenya. He came back and it was like he never left.

That was the night i lost my virginity to him. He knew i wasn't ready for it and he also supported my decision but somehow, we couldn't control our affection though i'm not regreting in any way. I was only overpowered by my emotions, naive and inexperience. Even in the pain, i felt good because it was him i never knew one could get pregnant so fast or maybe my timing was wrong.

Few weeks later, the signs were obvious to me. I told him but to my surprise, his mood changed, he couldn't continue with his meal before he started making me see reasons why keeping the baby would affect our plans. One of the reasons was how irresponsible his father would think he is and could stop his plan of going to the U.K for his masters.

I couldn't say no since i've always wanted the best for him. He gave me 20k which i refused. In one of the sad moment of my life, i called a friend and told her, she contacted someone to help us and finally we got a doctor somewhere in (location withheld) to do the abortion. I did it but for a week, i couldn't go to work. I wasn't alright until after a month. I almost lost my job, i couldn't explain what went wrong but the good part is that i was fine again. We were doing well all along despite the distance.

In 2010 he came back shortly from the U.K and since i was holding on for that long, i've missed him so much. That night saying no to him was not in my head and we had it and many times. It was the best ever and we were cool. He was about going back when i discovered i wasn't myself. I had to call my doctor, made an appointed and i got to know i was pregnant again.

It was a mixed feeling but i called him up immediately and told him. He sounded ok before letting me know that we're not ready for it. Truly, i wasn't ready due to official reasons at work. I thought about it and had to flush it. After his masters, he came to nigeria, introduced me to his parents and we got along so well.

Though he said he wasn't going to work for his former company, he went on to set up his. Everything was cool until i started noticing certain changes in him. He wouldn't pick me from the office as usual, he was more busy that we hadly have time to talk. I thought i was asking too much so i didn't complain. I was with him on a weekend when his phone rang, he was in the bathroom then. I picked the phone to give him since i don't pick his calls.

The caller id was kinda strange, like a combination of some letters. He spoke with the person, my instinct told me it was a lady and when he gave me the phone back, i searched his phone for any sms from that number. I was able to get an email which i put through facebook and that confirmed my doubts. The bastard was engaged to another lady. He was smart not have accepted so as not to be visible on his profile. I was lost, i wanted to die right there.

I quickly opened another account and i made friend with the lady. We were so close and we talked more, within 3weeks we were like best of friends. I asked about my man and she opened up so much that my body became weak. I got to know they would be getting married from her. I never asked for a life like this. Why are men so evil? To make it worse, i was pregnant for him again. I couldn't hold it, i confronted him, my chris was right before me looking like an idiot.

I only wish i had a gun, it would have ended right there. I knew there wasn't hope of a father for the baby, i never wanted to be single mom so i ran to his parents but his mother’s reception was so cold that i suspected something was wrong. I went back home. I cried my eyes out, nothing could be more painful in the world than my feelings.

I told myself i was going to face it, i left my parents out of this mess. I badge into his house the next morning around 7am, told him i was carrying his child and that i was going to abort it. He was just looking at me and later starting apologizing. I was so mad that i had to throw his home stool at him, he was so quick to dodge it. I wish i had killed him.

I went back to his mother and she shouted at me, she said her son will never marry me. My head flew off but i never talked back, i was calm to ask her reason. I got to realise that he had told his mother about the abortions and how it was only me that took the decision. In my life i have never been this terrible knowing how well he convinced his mom to hating me. Now i have aborted the thing, it doesn't make any sense keeping it.

I'm only asking you for advice if there is a better way to end this because i already have his wedding date later this month and sincerely i had contracted his death. Please keep this to yourself as i'm only seeking a better ending but not pleading for his death. I know i look so wasted and useless right now but he’s never going to enjoy any moment of his life, that i promise.

************************* ENDS ************************

There's no way i would have kept this barbaric life experience and at the same time allow someone's death. I saw urgency in her story; i saw a lady who could take any decision regardless of the damage. I've spoken with her on phone and she seem alright. I made her realize how there's no better ending that she seeks in the death of the young man. What i don't know is if she has truly changed her mind. I still don't have any details but this might be a warning to someone out there that's why i couldn't hide the name. I usually don't do this! It's without permission, at least, not when a life is at stake. Please advice her and that could save a life! I will make sure i refer her to this post to read your comments.

SOURCE https://www.facebook.com/SingleDatingEngagedMarried

Original Blog http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/12/e-mails-after-aborting-3-times-for-him.html

No!

Beautiful thread. . .veli lomantic!

190: ladies protect me same way michelle protected mandela

You need healing!

[quote author=Royal^^Pearl^^]You say she is a good girl but she is cheating on her boyfriend with you If she can do that to her boyfriend that she really "loves". She can do it to you too one day. Love is not by force! If it"s not meant for you, let it go.[/quote]ENDorsed!