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LagosEmir:
Is it possible to withdraw money from fixed deposits from Nigerian bank before it's maturity?

yes but free kick after VAR review no penalty

Allow to smoke something biko, we know u don't destroy them drugs called "evidence" you smoke and sell the evidence, to all my fellow smoker, herbs all the way, but those taking tablets & syrup, na una dey spoil our peace & quite, allow to enjoy God's given natural leaf in peace.

Life has lost its value, religion and greed won't let us see peace, how is it hard to still believe religion teach meaning of life

LIFE NA CHOP I CHOP, ABI YOU WAN MAKE I HELP YOU MAKE MONEY, MAKE U GIVE ME SALARY? may factor resetting thunder nak you

Cokahot:
I have no pity for them nd I pray all my ex are all killed. Stupid bastar d oloshos them. Idiot s. Good thing shez dead now,no more worries. When u toast them,dey start forming,become rude,I can't follow who doesn't have this and that. U don't have class. If u don't work,u will get killed by ritualists. Don't go and learn trade. One olosho dead, hahahahahaha. Yahoo ritualist has finally cashed out. Hahahahahaha

the beautiful ones yet unborn & the ugly ones refuse to die, i pray God answers your comment & prayer accordingly. see you next time i see you

Kriss216:
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She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

senior man! I pay my respect boss, minister of kpekus finance & logistics

Jeremani:
Sodom and gomorrah dey learn work for this our generation.

Reason why I don't believe some part of the Bible,

How come he destroyed somdom and gomorrah and decide to leave this our generation?

They said he never sleep nor slumber,
I say after that incident he's been sleeping cos
Is obvious.

Am sorry Lord I'm a believer... but I don't believe everything about your holy book.

well i hope this don't stand as testimony against u on the finals, have you heard of the period called "PERIOD OF GRACE"? stop talking like you have read and master the bible, this your statement shows how ignorant you are.

AquaPetals:
I wouldn't advice my friends to go there, no Matter the amount.
I could remember vividly my experience there during Youth service some years back.
Some Fulani urchin knocked me down from behind and left me unconscious for a moment. He tried to raape me with his dirty, pathetic and uncircumcised dicck. I regained consciousness when he was about tearing my panties and gave him a knee uppercut on his balls. He screamed with excruciating pains as some pus oozed out from the pericap of his disgusting tool. I further kicked his nose with my orange boots and he bled.
The next day I quickly applied for redeployment to a more reasonable location.

My advice is for all indigenes of that state to go back there and take jobs.

why are you lying?

magicminister:
Kudos to the good Nigerians.
I used to be comfortable being rich and taking care of my family but I’ve come to realize until we have a thriving country, we are all poor!!! No matter how much dangote has, he’s a poor man!’

pls help me i want to be as poor as dangote, i give up all these wealth i have, just make me as poor as dangote

Scientists:
That Fvvker is not Jesus. He is Powell, Blacks, we should stop being idiots.

That guy is a pussy Fvvker like me. Jesus died a virgin

you motherfvcker, its the gesture, mean while i never trust a man who says "there is only 1 god" & presents gifts 2 another God, its a mission recon, the same guy who visited my friend during christmas to eat, killed him, motherfvcker confessed 2years later when he surrendered during an attack on a military barrack, fvckers like u is why people give christainity bad names, like terrorist to islam, because i see a symbolic place for islam saudi arabian enjoying wealth, development & religion but poorman's islam, black man's islam, extremist arab islam & uneducated man's islam blow shit up, so u are the fvcking equivalent of a fvcking extremist muslim in christainity, quote me motherfvcker, dumb fvck, hypocrate fvcker, you fvcking pretender, lying through your teeth. Your fvcking powell is a symbol just as a cross not the faith

Its not too late to apologize and continue working, being that you seem broke, to err is human and to 4give is divine but then it is expected that you don't take the advice being that on your thread b4 this one all the advice went to waste, happy new year in advance, wish u all the best

AmazingELixir:



If I were your landlord I would have evicted you since.


I detest noise of all sorts especially generators around my abode.

even for your imaginary house you dey evict people! Ah! Oga landlord take it easy ooo, OP who dey work on christmas day? and with laptop? do you want to log into your yahoo mail? oya take it easy na play ooo

License to fvck and get fvck

SlyDev:
Sanwo-Olu is the president we never had, look at him a compassionate man with the soul of an innocent dove.

You are doing well

nigeria politician is the nastiest person on earth, he 'maybe' just a better bad. See 10million don make her forget to acknowledge her late husband dey appreciate 'infrastructure' may his soul R.I.P and family enjoy and use the cash meaningfully, because 9ja now 10mil no get weight like b4

Kobojunkie:
■Tithing, in the Name of Jesus Christ, is sin against Almighty God.

■Giving offering to your churches, in the Name of Jesus Christ, is sin against Almighty God.

■Making your vows in your churches, in the Name of Jesus Christ, is sin against Almighty God.

you can't just drop some mistic shit and not justify it with reason, waiting for you to justify your response

Aufbauh:
People who commit this kind of crime are normally defiant and unabashed.
They care less about the authority and are ready to damn the consequences.

these are all about ego than money, the person stealing this isn't worried about it but looking for a challenge that builds his self esteem, that gives him sense worthiness of being a good thief

[quote author=isaiah4life post=108049054][/quote]"knauer 1897 tokophobia" read, just search 4 now later i will attach my research will i go to the office. And wikipedia is a free to edit page, always go to research link or reference and read

Other people houses are being destroyed oh but she only mention that of igbo as if there is a form of discrimination, igbos now feel they are selected even if everyone experience it the same, this is just soliciting for cheap sympathy, unfortunate for those who lost their homes, i pray God gives them means, for those who have legal tender, they should sue this government so that they can get compansated then sue for damages again so that atleast we go reduce small out of money they will steal or have stolen.

isaiah4life:
This term came into the medical literature in the year 2000 and not well known to so many medical practitioners. Some people feel when a woman feel such, she's possessed.

When she's tocophobic, she shouldn't be ostracized and left under the whimps and caprices of societal bashing. Instead, we should suggest alternative ways of her getting a child like adoption.

the year isn't correct, another fact is that most women don't open up about, hence there show no interest in sexual intercourse, compulsive use of contraceptives and using life activities like school or work as an excuse for no pregnancy, i can share you my research on tokophobia if you wish to read, and TOKOPHOBIA is general fear of pregnancy/childbirth not neccessarily DEATH, others feel it may take away their shape as result of weight gain, others may commit them to marriage, while others may feel it may impact their career as they wil have to spend time taking care of the child.

I came, i saw, i conquer, never will she ever pronounce that word, over the hills and far away, there is no catching her now, no man's land off she goes, the utter humiliation, she has been taken apart and today she will go home and this day will leave in her memories not just for her lifetime but for all ages [in Jim Begglin's voice]

Kobojunkie:
Gelatinization.

when i started reading this, i was like 'finally something that make sense coming with a science based prove' after going half way i can proudly tell you that Federal Ministry of Education can sieze your certificate, while others are here being idiots, you have used your certificate in science to prove how you are certified scientific idiot hahaha gerrara here! [in mr ibu voice]
just being sarcastic boss, na play oooh! before you use eba stone me

How can a white man do this to a blackman and it is normal, we know blacks to be strong and qualitative, if victor's head should look like this then i expect skrinnier's funeral already, indomie generation embarassing our blackness, likes of makalele, lassana, kante, drogba, essien, malouda, analka, boateng, taye taiwo, martins, shabalala, okocho etc if white man jam them na ambulance, black is strong, but see how jam osimhen face, em face don nearly change nationality, he no longer looks like a nigerian, he looks like gabonese or even black chinese

DawnStudios:
Hope they won't blame IPOB for this.

once you have palm oil on the side of your mouth everybody with missing soup will name you as a suspect, in order words welcome to nigerian politics

One must admit lewi is one of the most consistant and prolific strike in world class football, he is technical, tactical and clinical, had he represent a club like barca, madrid or chelsea/ manchester during their glory days then i bet you balon'dor will be in the mix. The man score goals that are astronomical

inoki247:
he fit dey giv her money steady steady...


Buh wetin Boko dey use women du on earth sef wen laik 77 Virgins dey wait dem...

Mak dem no finish all dere energy for earth now so dey can av more dan enough energy to deal with dere heavenly 77 virgins....

to fvck virgin na achievement? After fvcking all 70 will they be revirginated? And those virgins will be created just to fvcked or will people's virgin daugters be sacrificed for these virgin qualified candidates

Pochettino wants to run because he doesn't want to be remember as the coach who had messi, neymar & mbappe and still didn't win champions league and don't 4get ramos, waljnadum, di maria, donnoruma, navas, hakimi, kempembe e.t.c

Yes but not for sale, i have a friend who doesn't sell his phones after he changes them but keep them as collect, he has one, i saw 3310 and N72 with him a few months back

angelfallz:
I wear my boxer/pant for 4 days only. I wash them once a week. I have more than enough boxers and pants like 14 pieces. So, the boxers I wash this week I would not wear it until next week, hence I would now wash them upper week.

So while I wash boxers/pants once a week, due to rotation, I don't wash all 14 pieces every week. Like now I have some already ironed and ready to be worn. I have 2 that need to be washed by tomorrow. I don't pile up clothes.

Also, I have different boxers/pants for going out. If I want to go out, the boxers I am wearing while in the house, I would change it to another one. Once I come back I remove the boxers I wore to go out, and spread it outside and put on the other boxer I removed when I was going out. I do this because I hate wearing boxers/pants that is soaked with sweat.

wanderful you have won yourself an "OSCAR" lord of the rings

AlphaAlex:
I got like 20 pairs and I wear two everyday I wash the ones I’ve worn whenever I’m bathing .

AlphaAlex:
I got like 20 pairs and I wear two everyday I wash the ones I’ve worn whenever I’m bathing .

AlphaAlex:
I got like 20 pairs and I wear two everyday I wash the ones I’ve worn whenever I’m bathing .

i tua'le for you boss, orifa fear you skippo lala, change begins with you.

Does this chieftancy have value? Since every rich john, dik & harry is given, isn't this another cashout strategy for yet another Mazi

Golan007:
But I've been to various African countries much poorer than ours, yet they do not engage in criminal activity as many Nigerians do.

i agree with you but these countries are poor as a nation (no resource, wealth is generated via recycling i.e labour & tax, most of these countries reply on export of labour & farming) but in nigeria's case it is wealthy as a nation but poverty in its people, its people develop means to acquire such wealth and hence our problems today. Let me tell you that check all our problems today the root cause is MONEY, it is not POWER but MONEY

Nigerians are angry people, i tell you this, all the problem is "POVERTY" if nigerians have money all these drug trafficking, skull minning, extremism tribe & religion go disappear, who will time to be exchanging words with people on nairaland when you can be sipping henessey and posting luxury life on instagram.