₦airaland Forum

billyG:
I mean follow come

I know jare.

billyG:
If he fail to constantly gym or go back to his eating bing his weight will return to his factory weight 150kg.

Which one be 'factory weight' again? The weight na follow come?

pyyxxaro:
If you have 6packs and you are not bornagain

Naaa HELL FIRE you go still go

When there blow trumpet finish , fire go roast all ur 6packs turn to kpekere

You've cracked me up this morning. Thanks matey.

imhotep:
~~ more flogging with koboko~~

As in eee, serious one

beautyhd:
Opportunity to harass and extort people.

Opportunity to harass and extort stubborn people

imhotep:
Wow.
Looking good.
Indomie generation will not understand

Flogger - "Your name is Toby"

Floggie (KK) - My name is Kunta, Kunta Kinte (breathing heavily)

Bros, pele o. You too, go back to your ex. 1-1

ThreeEyedRaven:
Is he saying it out of a boasting context that the protesters wish to be like the police or out of the context that the protesters wants to join the police in order to weed out the incompetent bad eggs ?

My brother/sister, leave this question ooo. Hmmm... E get why. Because the dolt IG cannot answer this question else his transmission will transmit transmission like his predecessor.

With that sizes of tummy? How will they run down a criminal?

NwekeUG:
Ibadan-based socialite, Olaleye Ajibola, popularly called Gatuso.

He said;

"Teslim Akinpelu, aka Gatuso,

Teslim Akinpelu aka Gatuso
Olaleye Ajibola aka Gatuso

I'm not understanding

What is happening?

fergie001:
Klopp is a sour loser.
His compatriot and successor at Borussia Dortmund, Thomas Tuchel said it openly that when Klopp loses he complains about everything.

He called him a bad loser..same thing Clattenburg said.

His own na see-finish.

I tell you. I was shocked that day with those words. Tactics is tactics. Plain simple

fergie001:
Wa'gbayi

They said he depends on penalties. They said he doesn't perform against big teams. I never knew Liverpool is a small club. Klopp's statement on the draw made me a second opinion about his IQ, honestly.

fergie001:
There is a difference between a club and a brand.

I was telling ghettokid1 emeijeh vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 theboss100

THAT

United is a brand. I am still upset that we had to concede 2 silly goals against this Liverpool team.

I need the next FA Cup draw to be against Chelsea.

Cavani television-goal would have been the best for the night.

PL Champions-Elect.

GO United

fergie001 omo Man Utd to sure baje... The Red Army marches ON.

TroubleMaker47:
Who owns secure ID and how much did they contribute to the construction of the rail line?

Kofo Akinkugbe... It's written there na.

Okay, you didn't read, right? Pelé O

kayusely70:
The Real GOAT!

At your age? YJGS with your own medicine.

Professionalism - 30% (the person who posted should have checked the date and time stamp on the files before uploading
Integrity - 100% they admitted their error (genuine or not)

Ishilove:
So that makes you and I above average, not so?

Ish.. No ooo. Me, I be smallie ooo. You, naptu2 and a host of others are above average. Me I'm under average

Ishilove:
Is it me or are Nigerian youths averse to reading?

Most Nigerians, not only youths are averse to reading. The average black man hates reading. Point of note, Ish, is the average black man.

Hushbebe:
I will try to meet other soldiers again as advised. Thanks. Sometimes I wish I myself was a soldier, even if na short course, I would use that uniform to correct some of these nuisance. Thanks again.

Good day. If your purpose for joining is to do the bolded, with time you will forget the reason why you wore the uniform. The uniform is not for such purpose. That is why we see some troopers committing all sorts of atrocities and disrupting the peace of the civil society. How do you even determine what is nuisance? The society determines that. Before you know, even Tom, Dick and Harry will be calling you for favours (settle neighbour stole chicken wahala, settle gf-bf problem, settle classmate stole my pen wahala - all these are nuisances too.)

Take the advice already dished out. Find a way to get troopers to help you fix the issue. You can also sit these guys down and talk to the reasonable ones among them and explain to them how these things are affecting your uncle's business. And do this when they are not high. If they then refuse to listen, run the package as advised.

More so, be calming down. Na stress like this, make some men enter bush. Be calming and think straight with your head. Use your 6th sense.

Since na bar you dey run, drop some cubes of ice inside a glass. Cut a slice of lemon and place inside. Pour rum or gin (anyone you want). Leave it on your table. Enter bathroom, shower. Come out, wear cloth, sidon, cross leg, off light or use dim light. Sip your drink small small. Inspiration go come of wetin you go do. Las las be calming down. Man tends to make rash and irrational decisions when angry or agitated.

Shalom brother.

Miracood2:
Manguire and Wan bissaka were on fire yesterday

And you left out Shaw? Be careful. I've always been a critic of Shaw and his inconsistency but yesterday, mannest man was on fire. Literal fire I mean.

The Red Army marches on...

joseph1832:
Truth be told. Covid 19 or not, many Nigerians find it very hard to obey simple rules. Some can't even obey simple WhatsApp group rule that takes absolutely nothing from them.

It's just a shame.

Joe, that WhatsApp own is a different ballgame entirely. Tell them not to send unrelated material, next thing someone forwards a message on how COVID is caused by not drinking rain water. How? What happens if they do not forward?

omoyankee3:
Clubbing is not essential

Exactly. Must one club to exist?

What is wrong with Nigerians and self-control?

IgboWarlord:
I have a question please..During the civil war,on which side did Ndubuisi Kanu fight for,the federal or the seccesionist side..My history buffs in the house,please help a brother out..

Word in bold type

naptu2:
For me it's between those 6, but I really can't say because they governed at very different times and circumstances, but it's between Mobolaji Johnson, Lateef Jakande, Raji Rasaki, Buba Marwa, Bola Tinubu and Babatunde Fashola.

Raji Rasaki the no nonsense gomina

senator33:
audio 15M

meanwhile:
With almost 4 years working as Python developer, I can write high quality Python code for any kind of task to make your life/work easier.
And again, any thing that can be done in Python.

So what are you doing presently?

EmmyNorse:
I lost my Dad in Bakassi peninsula

Sorry bro for the loss.

I'm fortunate, my dad still alive with bullets wounds. Mum made sure none of her sons goes through the trauma again.

naptu2:
left lieutenant @Google_12point7

https://mobile.twitter.com/Google_12point7/status/1349052649937793029

Thank you naptu2, thank you and thank you once again. Big Ups to the brave men out there making me sleep at night. Big up to Jnr, late K and many others for towing the line. Musti, I sight you brother.

ChristineC:
shalaye no dey full basket.

Is shalaye even needed?

Yeeeeeee baby!!!

Haters gonna hate. Even if it's the left leg, they will stay say, it's only left leg. If it's right leg, they will still say, it's only right leg. Bruno Fernandes is the name baby.

The Red Soldier Marches on...