₦airaland Forum

nairalee:
Wow so it's so easy to cut off weight. Then why have we been suffering exercising all these years.

For it was even written:

If your front tummy will cause you to fat, cut it off

You no serious, at all, at all.

ayotode22:
Bro go and use hypo and kerosene bath he go clear sharply

Whattt? Guy the bobo collect your gf from you?

Listar:
U don't bath very well, dirty bedsheets n u put on dirty clothes . don't buy drugs again o, use aizer to wash all ur clothes n use it to bath as well, it will disappear before a month

Savlon can also help. But like you said, proper hygiene is the first step to healthy living. I have been using only Shea Butter "ori". Nothing else and my skin glows.

DonFreshmoney:
The thing wey dey vex me naa be say one lady go dey fucck dis dutty guy.. My guy you are dirty

Tueeeeh

Please this is Nairaland. Always attach the appropriate "Tueeeeh" picture to all your "Tueeeeh". Oya take am and try to save am in case of next time.

Reading most of the comments here shows that the average Nigerian youth is almost a lost course. Imagine comments

"Leave him"
"Our boys are enriching Dubai"
"Common apprentice"

Wow, wow, wow!!! Is that how low we have become.

Alaniyiokorausa:
Gradually nairaland is turning to a porn site. You cant open nairaland in public without been embarrassed.

My brother the matter don weak Ebuka for warehouse.

Sometimes I have to scroll gently before something weird comes up. Imagine opening a thread with those nudes and your MD is coming behind you

1stKing:
The Baba wey do the vegetable... E don be for this guy life

CirocBoi:
Only God knows what the guy said to obo.... There is no smoke without fire, maybe the guy sef break bottle but e nor fast reach obo.... I might be wrong, violence is never the answer..... LIFE NA WISDOM

See this matter, if e cast, all man go run enter ground. Another family fit reason e matter. People are crazy and frustrated. Make we forget violence and enjoy life as it comes.

spirul77:
any guyman that refuses to pass your weed back to you after passing it to him can steal your girlfriend.

Word!!!

pocohantas:
They look good. Congrats to them.

But naso 2019 take end?

Anyway it is not yet over until it's over.

I am waiting for Ijele na South, Izu Cambodia and Nwata anayo Eze na Korea. They will soon be back for Xmas.

poco no kill me abeg How e take end? U wan buy Motodiz Benz?

lincsnuel:
Damn that is some meat!

Hungry Nigerian

King cobra don vex gaaaannnn.

Ogbeni python, know thy mate

liberalchick:
Is Spain in Europe?

Nope. Last time I checked it is located in South America

liberalchick:
Not true. Spanish and Portuguese naming custom, the kids have both the mother AND father surnames as their surname. That’s why any Spanish, Portuguese or Brazilian star you know have lots of names as their surname.

Some cultures in Nigeria also recognize compound surnames. Some polygamous homes do that too. Some do that if they are a union of two powerful families.

There’s no one rule. I am not from a polygamous home, my surname is a compound name of my mother and father surnames.

Are you Spanish?

Xandelle:
Where is the self hatred? He has valid points.Africans and to a large extent, blacks in general should do away with the blame game.

His first comment may have come out harshly and out of nowhere...but if by this time you don't see his reasons, then you're just being stubborn for nothing.

Thoughts like yours encourage mediocrity and laxity in Africans. If you keep looking for excuses everywhere, you will find excuses for everything, and you will ultimately be left behind.

I believe that's Paul Kagame who you called a true African because he came upstage and said what you wanted to hear... But this same man has been in power for decades... He is building a strong personality, but not strong institutions. If he's made away with, Rwanda becomes shattered pebbles. He's part of the problem.

I had to read your posts before following back. You are very apt about Paul Kagame. I detest any person that stays in power for too long because you are actually not building a strong institution or system. You are actually building yourself.

Is he the only correct and sensible Rwandan alive?

flyca:
Kolanut lasts longer in the mouth.of those that know the worth!

Longest time flyca. How's China?

Brother wey mumu

With 4,000 naira per hour, it's still something.

LOWLIFER:
I am tired of living miserably. I see no hope. I want to go to the other side of the bridge on a beautiful Sunday. I am fading from the face of the earth.


I hope it's going to bring a relief to this pain and anguish

Hang in there buddy. No giving up on life.

pocohantas:
We are fine. People now expend energy on too much nonsense. Person just sleep, wakeup, start to drag which name pikin go bear.

Anyway, nothing concern me and man (and woman) wey no get sense. This one no be my real life problem. We keep our egos at the doormat

Na so oOo my sister. I went to check the twitter handle of the said female that started this rubbish. Lo! and behold she is a bisexual according to her bio. And according to her posts, she doesn't mind licking her fellow woman's .

This world have finish pata pata

kikelomojessy:
I hate making a big issue when there shouldn't be any. We women like wahala where there is none. The surname I have was given to me by my father so my kids will bear the papa's name.
That's why I avoid too much ladies talks.
When you start now by dragging irrelevant things with your hubby, you will never be happy.

Thank you sis.

Feminists, feminists, feminists, what exactly do they want? Nobody has successfully explained to me so far.

pocohantas:
Lol. Almost slipped entering this thread.
Like some crying fest...

Elder jerks off topics like this, I wonder if you go about looking for such posts to start a gender war.

People saying bride price, blabla bla. That is some retardèd shît. This has nothing to do with who pays, Indian women pay and I have never heard of the men taking up the woman's name.

I don't know where those ladies are from, but Nigeria is a patrilineal society. So, bride price or not- people are traced from their fathers side. As such, his name is supreme. Any woman in Nigeria that wants to tow this line has to be deluded. Even Linda Ikeji named her son after the sperm donor.

These ladies will have to find a matrilineal society, maybe form one...that way their kids can take their names.

The one of retaining her father's name, that one no be issue again. Lots of women do not even change names these days.

poco poco... I salute oOo.

When issues like this that are trivial crops up, it makes me wonder less why marriages are failing everyday.

Anyway, how are you and yours jare?

jojothaiv:

That kain mileage go don long pass Buhari's foreign trips be that.

Generalwoodz:
Musa finally resigns!!

Gate don tire am?

JONNYSPUTE:
.. Thats the reason I stop blaming these women.let the weak men pay for their actions.

Gbam but it will affect some of us that decide not to tow the same line with them.

Martinez39:
Exactly. Weak men are the problem. Just as weak parents are the enablers of spoilt, irresponsible, and entitled children; weak men are the enablers of this kind of women. I hate weak men with passion. Each time I see sump getting married in the US and then getting divorced rape, I feel no pity. I can't feel pity at the tragedy of a man that enabled these women even to the extent of throwing your fellow men under the bus. Let them burn!

Agreed. Weak men are the world's greatest issue man is facing today.

Weak brothers
Weak uncles
Weak fathers
Weak grandfathers
Weak great-grandfathers
Weak forefathers
Weak nephews
Weak bfs
Weak husbands

Stamp you foot down man and make your rules

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
I love this

My kids take my husband's name and I keep mine
while would I change my name because of a single dick? Not happening
Well unless he has a really prominent and influential last name

Well done oOo.

Awon multiple dick takers

BeeBeeOoh:
And after all these rants, a man will still come and pay their dowry, finance both the traditional marriage and the white wedding, probably build or pay the house rent she's gonna live in



Let'EM keep on deceiving themselves thinking they are deceiving us..

Bride price you mean?

SocialJustice:
What is the world turning into?

I tire honestly

Officialgarri:
Look at the second comment from the screenshot.. And she's verified

Forget verified handle abeg. It doesn't make one intelligent.

phayvoursky:
The only mangoes I know are:

1. German mango

2. Kerosene mango.

3. Sherry mango

4. Opioro mango

Any other mango is counterfeit especially when it's talked about from a looter.

I tell you

Solomon8144:
To do what? This one feel super eagles victory revolves around his big head.
Enyeama just get ego issues.

This is very common with Nigerians and Brazilians.
Let's be serious here forget if to say no be corruption wey full this country Nigeria should always be playing for world cup semi final or even finals.

For real naija dey play ball o. Nigerians get talent for football na only Brazil i go fit rate a little ahead of naija when it comes to football talent.
It's just corruption and our individual ego issues na im dey make our football team seem fvcked up.

Agreed.

starbuck:
She apologized through her Facebook page

Yeah I saw that mentioned on Twitter.