₦airaland Forum

ahamonyeka:
He still wan job EFCC?

Home boy get mind sha. You job Nigeria still wan job EFCC wey dey probe you join. Nothing but a classic. When I thought I've seen it all. Nigeria: best comedy show ever.

jessysparkles:
rotfl* ur case is natural. lolz no changes can be made.

Haba aunty you dey curse me ní?

unclezuma:
Having my name in the list of noisemakers for toasting the class captain/monitors' babe...the week before.

https://i.imgur.com/ODiiWyb.gif

Ibrahim... wetin I do you nah...?

O boy stop nah. I just resumed work and I'm already like my mad friend at Ojota.

Dammit! The guy mean you.

For me I've always been a noisemaker till now. Infact there was no need of writing my name down. If I don't make noise, even in the office, our CS Manager will jokingly ask me to go home and bring the real me to work.

I don't even know when I'll change

seniorkachion:
This should rightly be in the public realm.

I know. I'm not disputing that, but the tension in our system now is what I'm looking at.

mmsen:
He's always been a useless loudmouth.

All he does is give speeches and take pictures.

Sadly that is what Nigerians like.

How are these docs leaked to the public? Na wao. These things can easily cause panic in the system.

Overhead is all I can think of here .

Redundant positions, increasing cost of running day-to-day portfolios. Are we daft and unhinged in this country?

Chibuhealth:
meaning of lo ba tan plx?

It is finished or that's it or that's the end of it. Which ever is applicable.

prettyboi1989:
they shudnt goan mistake syrian refugees in europe for nigerians o. if that should happen, e don be b dat

Saintp:
This is why all our leaders from 1960 till date should be brought to TBS and shot. They have failed us. Fools.

Awolowo gave free education to SW, albeit he's not perfect.

Lo bá tán No need for bloggers to bring up the news in the future "girl dances provocatively blah blah blah". We know where it started from. The internet never forgets.

I don laugh tire soteeeeee tears dey comot for my eyes, even my hr manager dey take corner eye dey look me like person wey take cooked bahamas weed

A hungry man is indeed an angry man

1. scalp
2. locust
3. gander
4. adder
5.
6. chatter
7. drones
8. debris
9. terrace
10. table
11. canoe
12. idle
13. palms
14. perils
15. idols
16. chin
17. tower

Wiseandtrue:
In Igbo land the first SON and Daughter has a lot of role to play in their families.
Where the father kick the bucket the FIRST SON assumes the role. Where it is the Mother, the FIRST DAUGHTER called Ada takes over.
All the FIRST DAUGHTER in Igbo land are called Ada.
So Chioma in this scenario is simply assuming the role of her mother.
I hope this explanation helped.

Thanks, well-explained, albeit does that pass the rights of [b]grandma [/b]to her?

Someone should please educate me on this.

dyadeleye:
I'm closing my account with them early this morningllll

Bros easy nah. You are not the only supporter of MUFC

Don't threaten. Probe him. So much for media frenzy.

spawnx:
Yeah, like insisting on not paying the pump attendants extra money during scarcity and. ..

Bingo mate. Very annoying.

AreaFada2:
Wrong.

No call to serve fatherland is too small. Retired Brig. Buba Warwa, who was Lagos State Military governor later became Nigerian ambassador to South Africa I think.

In developed countries, some former prime ministers become cabinet ministers and sometimes prime ministers again. Benjamin Natanyahu is an example. Vlad Putin left presidency to be prime minister and president again. Also common in the Low countries & Scandinavia.

But in 9ja, bigmanity blinds people & make them puff-headed.

Nice examples but obviously not the best because the bolded you quoted had scores to settle with some people or countries. Find out more about them.

Millerz:
I love it people act selfless. It still shows that there's hope for humanity.

My dear sister, there's more than enough hope for humanity else God won't bother sending his Son to die for us. John 3:16.

On the other hand, I guess her husband showed her what real love is, that's why she's reciprocating. Kudos to the couple.

Richy4 I hope you won't get op lynched by our khaki boys.

Sometimes one needs all the patience in the world to deal with them else you'll go crazy but they can be fun too.

Titilayooni:
he is born to become the next wolverine...LOL

When Hugh Jackman retires right? Wolverine doesn't age remember.

I'll definitely adopt when the time is right

Richy4:
You must be really pissed.... That's why I like Family section, there are lots of level headed people here who still give constructive argument no matter how much angry they seems without insult..... it is called maturity....Romance and political section does not have that... someone like me that cherish my respect, I hardly click that button except if it was on trending...

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Same here. I don't understand why some people behave like savages in the Politics and Romance Section. Even family atimes.

Gosh. I know of someone who believes he/she has prowess in vocabulary but will not hesitate to unleash invectives on any who quotes his/her post negatively. A mature person never resorts to invectives and cursing.

It depicts lack of or poor upbringing.

toboski1:
he's a foolish fool aswear. he's forgetting he's a public figure

The thing pain the bobo wella. Imagine? I almost my ruptured my tummy while laughing.

[quote author=naptu2 post=50425010][/quote]Okay naptu2. I've been seeing those fire hydrants around. Like I said I'll be optimistic.

toboski1:
that can feed you and your father for at least 6 months....... that part actually got me rolling on the floor. but what happens after the 3 square meals for 6 months? hmmm bastrat oshi

I almost choked with laughter when I read that part. Only six months?

KINGwax007:
there is a helicopter bro

Yes. I saw that albeit how many helipads do we have around in Eko unless helos can land on all types of tarmac?

KINGwax007:
there is a helicopter bro

Yes. I saw that albeit how many helipads do we have around in Eko?

Nice one naptu2. I'm only wondering if this will work with the crazy gridlock we experience sometimes in Lagos. But I'll be optimistic whatever happens.

Is social media his house? Quietly returns indeed. Bloggers sha