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Its obvious he and Gej have something in common.cause they both are wearing the same strange inner wear.

Kill yourself by yourself.Expensive drinks that increase cases of kidney failure.

Kill yourself by yourself

The things this professional photographers behold with their eyes eh..

If they could get to the bathroom,why didnt they just try the door or even call for help? Something is really not right about this cause i dont want to believe they were sleeping in the bathroom..

If they could get to the bathroom,why didnt they just try the door or even call for help? Something is really not right about this cause i dont want to believe they were sleeping in the bathroom.

1. The choice of color for the Simpsons characters was very strategic and fasianting actually. As soon as Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, was given a drawing of the characters in yellow by an animator, he knew it was perfect. Calling his lawyer immediately and letting the lawyer know this was the way forward and to get the show on the road.

The idea was that whenever someone was flipping through the channels, they would automatically know The Simpsons was on when they saw the yellow bodies flash by. Speaking of characters, all of them are a digit short of a full, human-like hand. Actually, the only character to ever have five fingers on a hand was God. Thiis was to avoid any lawsuits or law firms pressing any charges on them and avoiding any hearings with a lawyer vs attorney or whatever.

Until 1998, the 8 main voice actors for The Simpsons received $30,000 per episode. From 1998 until 2004 they made $125,000 per episode. Today, they receive $400,000 per episode. The theme song was created by Danny Elfman in 1989. He composed the now famous song in just two days time. That’s not too bad for a two day job right? Well, they spent lot of money insuring and copyrighting the theme song tht only took 2 days to create. The next one might come as a bit of a suprise to you so don’t call a lawyer or attorney and file a lawsuit.
2.Smithers in ‘The Simpsons’ was originally black! Why did they change him?

Well what happened? The producers had always intended for him to be white, but a blunder occurred at the animation stage and the color scheme was completely messed up, so they stuck with it for a while but later changed the colour to white.. well yellow.

The animators were originally going to go along with this, until someone pointed out that having a black subservient character might cause controversy. No lawsuits here carry on reading lol.

They changed the color scheme back in his second appearance to avoid unintentional racism.

The lawyer vs attorney game was very stron here.

For those of you who don’t konw, Waylon Smithers is Mr Burns’ assistant and care-provider in the TV show ‘The Simpsons.’

He has an unhealthy obsession with ‘Malibu Stacy’ dolls and is often used to represent the stereotype of a closeted gay man. Some more interesting facts about The Simpsons:

3. Many characters’ middle initial is J.
4. Kang and Kodos, the two alien characters, are named after Star Trek characters.
5.‘The Simpsons’ holds the world records for the longest running prime time TV show and most guest stars on a TV show.
6. The series has parodied Citizen Kane so often that it has often been claimed you could re-enact the entire movie using clips from the show.
7. Many characters are named after streets in Portland, Oregon.

8.The first episode of the Simpsons was a Christmas special!

It was called “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” and strangely, one of the most successful cartoons of all time began as a Christmas special! Why would they choose to air that episode first? Despite originally supposed to be the eighth episode of the season, it was moved because of time.

The episode aired on December 17, 1989. Written by Mimi Pond and directed by David Silverman, it would go on to be nominated for two Emmy Awards in 1990 and received immensely positive reviews. The episode consists of Homer learning that he will not get a bonus, so the family has no money for presents.

To solve the problem he gets a job as a mall Santa, but discovers that he still won’t make enough money, so him and Bart bet the money at a dog-racing track.

9. The Simpsons’ 500th episode attempted to break Guinness World Record with a fan marathon!

February, The Simpsons celebrated their 500th episode. They invited their viewers to participate in a marathon that they hope will lead to a new world record for the longest continuous television viewing. The time to beat was 86 hours, 6 minutes, and 41 seconds.

Forget about attorneys and lawyers their goal was to watch 500 continuous episodes at Hollywood and Highland in Los Angeles. The winner would take home $10,500 and some special merchandise (obviously insured). The Simpsons already holds a couple Guinness World Records actually including the longest running animated series, the longest running sitcom, and the most Emmy Awards won for an animated series.

The Simpsons is currently in their 23rd season and full of guest voices from Lady Gaga to Michael Cera. Glenn Close will return as Homer’s mother, Mona. Lady Gaga taught Lisa to love herself in an episode and Lisa fell in love with Michael Cera in the Valentine’s Day episode.

Only recetnly there has been a lawyer hired by an actor and has filed a lawsuit against The Simpson for damaging his image and claims has cost his businnes thousands. Good luck with your lawsuit and hope you get what you deserve! Let the lawyers and attorneys be in your favour… NOT!

10 .There is an ENTIRE movie hidden in The Simpsons!

The Simpsons is known for its long running Couch gag at the beginning of each episode. However, that’s not the only fun and cool thing that the show has done. Sprinkled across multiple episodes, the show features clips from a movie starring McBain, a movie star in the same vein as Schwarzenegger and Stallone. However, if you put these clips together, you can actually form a full coherent story!

The Simpson fans were clamoring for a movie for years, but they didn’t know they already had one inside the show!

www.newlifer.com/10-things-didnt-know-simpsons/4/

1. The choice of color for the Simpsons characters was very strategic and fasianting actually. As soon as Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, was given a drawing of the characters in yellow by an animator, he knew it was perfect. Calling his lawyer immediately and letting the lawyer know this was the way forward and to get the show on the road.

The idea was that whenever someone was flipping through the channels, they would automatically know The Simpsons was on when they saw the yellow bodies flash by. Speaking of characters, all of them are a digit short of a full, human-like hand. Actually, the only character to ever have five fingers on a hand was God. Thiis was to avoid any lawsuits or law firms pressing any charges on them and avoiding any hearings with a lawyer vs attorney or whatever.

Until 1998, the 8 main voice actors for The Simpsons received $30,000 per episode. From 1998 until 2004 they made $125,000 per episode. Today, they receive $400,000 per episode. The theme song was created by Danny Elfman in 1989. He composed the now famous song in just two days time. That’s not too bad for a two day job right? Well, they spent lot of money insuring and copyrighting the theme song tht only took 2 days to create. The next one might come as a bit of a suprise to you so don’t call a lawyer or attorney and file a lawsuit.
2.Smithers in ‘The Simpsons’ was originally black! Why did they change him?

Well what happened? The producers had always intended for him to be white, but a blunder occurred at the animation stage and the color scheme was completely messed up, so they stuck with it for a while but later changed the colour to white.. well yellow.

The animators were originally going to go along with this, until someone pointed out that having a black subservient character might cause controversy. No lawsuits here carry on reading lol.

They changed the color scheme back in his second appearance to avoid unintentional racism.

The lawyer vs attorney game was very stron here.

For those of you who don’t konw, Waylon Smithers is Mr Burns’ assistant and care-provider in the TV show ‘The Simpsons.’

He has an unhealthy obsession with ‘Malibu Stacy’ dolls and is often used to represent the stereotype of a closeted gay man. Some more interesting facts about The Simpsons:

3. Many characters’ middle initial is J.
4. Kang and Kodos, the two alien characters, are named after Star Trek characters.
5.‘The Simpsons’ holds the world records for the longest running prime time TV show and most guest stars on a TV show.
6. The series has parodied Citizen Kane so often that it has often been claimed you could re-enact the entire movie using clips from the show.
7. Many characters are named after streets in Portland, Oregon.

8.The first episode of the Simpsons was a Christmas special!

It was called “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” and strangely, one of the most successful cartoons of all time began as a Christmas special! Why would they choose to air that episode first? Despite originally supposed to be the eighth episode of the season, it was moved because of time.

The episode aired on December 17, 1989. Written by Mimi Pond and directed by David Silverman, it would go on to be nominated for two Emmy Awards in 1990 and received immensely positive reviews. The episode consists of Homer learning that he will not get a bonus, so the family has no money for presents.

To solve the problem he gets a job as a mall Santa, but discovers that he still won’t make enough money, so him and Bart bet the money at a dog-racing track.

9. The Simpsons’ 500th episode attempted to break Guinness World Record with a fan marathon!

February, The Simpsons celebrated their 500th episode. They invited their viewers to participate in a marathon that they hope will lead to a new world record for the longest continuous television viewing. The time to beat was 86 hours, 6 minutes, and 41 seconds.

Forget about attorneys and lawyers their goal was to watch 500 continuous episodes at Hollywood and Highland in Los Angeles. The winner would take home $10,500 and some special merchandise (obviously insured). The Simpsons already holds a couple Guinness World Records actually including the longest running animated series, the longest running sitcom, and the most Emmy Awards won for an animated series.

The Simpsons is currently in their 23rd season and full of guest voices from Lady Gaga to Michael Cera. Glenn Close will return as Homer’s mother, Mona. Lady Gaga taught Lisa to love herself in an episode and Lisa fell in love with Michael Cera in the Valentine’s Day episode.

Only recetnly there has been a lawyer hired by an actor and has filed a lawsuit against The Simpson for damaging his image and claims has cost his businnes thousands. Good luck with your lawsuit and hope you get what you deserve! Let the lawyers and attorneys be in your favour… NOT!

10 .There is an ENTIRE movie hidden in The Simpsons!

The Simpsons is known for its long running Couch gag at the beginning of each episode. However, that’s not the only fun and cool thing that the show has done. Sprinkled across multiple episodes, the show features clips from a movie starring McBain, a movie star in the same vein as Schwarzenegger and Stallone. However, if you put these clips together, you can actually form a full coherent story!

The Simpson fans were clamoring for a movie for years, but they didn’t know they already had one inside the show!

www.newlifer.com/10-things-didnt-know-simpsons/4/

Melinde:
Agent of darkness. Have you ever listened to his ministrations before? I doubt you only hear from fools like you.

And you heard from him but called me a fool?You see how blind you are without even knowing it.what you heard frm him obviously had no impact on you so be wise and seek counsel somewhere else.

This is just like gambling between two football clubs.one must win....when they start making perfect predictions that involves many variables then we'll start taking all of them more serious.If i remember correctly this same man said his governor will not finish his second term in office.

this is serious

....this is serious

It will be nice if nairaland stops promoting tribalism cause i dont see how possible it is that only the Igbos voted that guy or were the votes jonathan got in ekiti too all Igbos?

With this result i hope Ambode already knows he's not going to win Lagos state.

It is well...

See their eyes....scary

Stories

No wonder!!!

My unit in itire/mushin.presidential

Q

abokikhalifa:
where in surulere?

They are here now.came around 11:00am

IbnSultaan:
name of polling unit n state

In Lagos state surulere..I just hope its not because some dudes put up Jonathans campaign flag at the entrance of the street.p.s.This 10:31am and still no sign of them.itire/mushin to be precise

Somebody should put Jega in jail already.Its 10:12 here and we are yet to see the inec officials not to talk of commencing accreditation.

No card reader at the polling unit here yet....we'r still waiting.

Lol...dis ur moniker eh

Wonderment

This is really an eye opener.so true

To the poster talking about green day,hope you know everthing PDP has a touch of green? You guys should have picked a totally different colour like the colour of your broom for instance.BROWN

In the coming days Tinubu will have no choice than to deliver Lagos to Jonathan for the presidential election in exchange that he is allowed to retain the seat of the governor of Lagos to APC because if he does not do that and GEJ wins this presidential election without Lagos votes then be rest assured that PDP must take Lagos during the guber elections and also all of Jagabans properties.

Dont even try to compare this Great men with him.

If Buhari has a clear conscience he would have had rallies in the east during the last election but he didnt simply because he knows he wronged us.